Athletico Mince

Athletico Mince

United Kingdom

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson bring you the football podcast with a cast-iron guarantee of at least 8% football content.


Ep. 34 - Enter The Borthwick  

Supermarket dash chat, Lawro’s embarrassing ants, more EPL gang action and a tale of marital woe from a remote Scottish island.

Ep. 33 - Steve's Restaurant Showdown  

McClaren meets up with the fat lass, an observational sitcom is launched and there's a shocking turn of events on the Spurs gang scene.

Ep. 32 – The Alderman and the Apricot  

Jezza and Bill do some colouring-in, there’s a Gangs of the EPL update and Bob gets a sexy visitor.

Ep. 31 - Cuban Chicken Collective  

A restaurant run-in with Corbyn, Bob goes up the Arsenal, we find out what’s the best chop, and there’s a brand new Scottish song too.

Ep. 30 – My Mantelpiece Is Marble  

A Casper kidnap update, Corbyn’s Chadwick boasts, Bob’s latest showdown with the Spurs gangs, and skips for teens.

Ep. 29 - Sigh by Romany Distance  

Lawro's dinner party goes with a bang, the Spurs squad gang culture, a new Greg(g) Wallace song and Steve McClaren's brand new nemesis.

Ep. 28 - Stop The Clock, Ernie!  

A couple of new catchphrases, Robson & Lawro try to get to close to Rafa again, tit crickets and some escalator memories.

Ep. 27 – Extreme Bangers  

A trip to Penrith with Lawro and Robson, drama at Steve’s house and we meet the Secret Soccer Superstar.

Ep. 26: Two Whole Roast Crabs  

Mark Lawrenson and Robson Greene go fishing, pasta comedy, Madcap Crazy Wacky Willy Club and a Casper update.

Ep. 25: Inspiration, Sophistication, Integrity and Style  

Mark Lawrenson’s pest control exploits, some carvery analysis, the latest Casper news and a very strange visit to a Jeremy Corbyn rally…

Ep. 24 - Clown Car Mercy Dash  

A Casper update, some pocket money chat, a racist ping pong ball act and a preview of a Gregg Wallace musical.

Ep. 23 - RIP Kenny Pepper  

An encounter with Jeremy Corbyn, funeral-based homoeroticism and elephant-racing in this week’s episode of the UK’s top gas-powered podcast.

Ep. 22 - Chadwick Contest  

Bob and Andy compare the weight of their Chadwicks, there's a report from a charity football match, some mild caravan chat and we learn about the 'half rush'.

Ep. 21 - An Airborne Kissing Mix-Up  

A £21 million bell, Steve McClaren's special visitor, Chadwick-weighing and a revelation about Bob's ice rink.

Ep. 20 - Consumer Special  

Bob & Andy answer listeners' consumer queries, plus air-fryer sock-drying, Steve McClaren goes on holiday and the Alderman has a kissing rival.

Ep. 19 - Shopping List Special  

Bob and Andy forensically study each other's shopping lists, the Alderman takes Bob for a ride and there's more observational comedy.

Ep. 18 - Kiss The Buckle  

The Alderman gets a new belt, Andy gets some dubious legal advice, Steve and Roy are on the decks and there's some red hot grouting chat. This episode is sponsored by use promo code MINCE10 to receive a free £10 pounds when you deposit £10. is for over 18s only. Terms and Conditions apply. Betting should be fun so please gamble responsibly.

Ep. 17 - Steve's Stinking Dishcloth  

McClaren and Hodgson’s beans on toast supper, a mink onesie, a game of London Tig and an upbeat party song.

Ep.16 - The Alderman's Toffee  

More observation comedy, the snake goes to the supermarket, ladder chat and poorly slave disposal.

Ep.15 - My Jambon Hell  

Observation comedy from Bob’s Marseille hotel room, McClaren’s sunbathing woes, a charity do with the alderman and loads and loads and loads of ham. is for over 18s only. Terms and Conditions apply. Betting should be fun so please gamble responsibly.

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