Athletico Mince

Athletico Mince

United Kingdom

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson bring you the football podcast with a cast-iron guarantee of at least 8% football content.


Ep. 41 - Meet Barry Homeowner  

A new episode of Vince Parsnips' observational sitcom, another trip to South Africa, some TV show ideas, and a marital crisis for Lawro.

Ep. 40 - Hello, Is It Three You're Cooking For?  

More from the unruly mangos, the Boro gang arrive, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, and there's an exciting announcement...

Ep. 39 - Instanbul  

More Manchester United gang activity, Christmas tree cage fighting, an agnostic ballad and another run-in with a South African maniac...

Ep. 38 - Zlatan Versus Roody Toody  

Fake news, a shoulder injury origin story, some robot war, and the end of the road for a much-loved character...

Ep. 37 - Christmas Mince... Part Two  

The second half of our Christmas offering, with Steve & Casper, the Alderman, Corbyn, some tit and heart chat, and ambitions for 2017.

Ep. 36 - A Christmas Gift To You  

Here's a collection of the very best songs from 2016's episodes. 24 hot hits - everything from Little Mouse to the Scottish dirges. Merry Christmas from Bob and Andy!

Ep. 35 - Christmas Mince... Part One  

The first half of our Christmas offering, with Lawro & Robson, Gangs of the EPL, observational comedy, the Secret Soccer Superstar and a Scottish song. Part two... soon...

Ep. 34 - Enter The Borthwick  

Supermarket dash chat, Lawro’s embarrassing ants, more EPL gang action and a tale of marital woe from a remote Scottish island.

Ep. 33 - Steve's Restaurant Showdown  

McClaren meets up with the fat lass, an observational sitcom is launched and there's a shocking turn of events on the Spurs gang scene.

Ep. 32 – The Alderman and the Apricot  

Jezza and Bill do some colouring-in, there’s a Gangs of the EPL update and Bob gets a sexy visitor.

Ep. 31 - Cuban Chicken Collective  

A restaurant run-in with Corbyn, Bob goes up the Arsenal, we find out what’s the best chop, and there’s a brand new Scottish song too.

Ep. 30 – My Mantelpiece Is Marble  

A Casper kidnap update, Corbyn’s Chadwick boasts, Bob’s latest showdown with the Spurs gangs, and skips for teens.

Ep. 29 - Sigh by Romany Distance  

Lawro's dinner party goes with a bang, the Spurs squad gang culture, a new Greg(g) Wallace song and Steve McClaren's brand new nemesis.

Ep. 28 - Stop The Clock, Ernie!  

A couple of new catchphrases, Robson & Lawro try to get to close to Rafa again, tit crickets and some escalator memories.

Ep. 27 – Extreme Bangers  

A trip to Penrith with Lawro and Robson, drama at Steve’s house and we meet the Secret Soccer Superstar.

Ep. 26 - Two Whole Roast Crabs  

Mark Lawrenson and Robson Greene go fishing, pasta comedy, Madcap Crazy Wacky Willy Club and a Casper update.

Ep. 25: Inspiration, Sophistication, Integrity and Style  

Mark Lawrenson’s pest control exploits, some carvery analysis, the latest Casper news and a very strange visit to a Jeremy Corbyn rally…

Ep. 24 - Clown Car Mercy Dash  

A Casper update, some pocket money chat, a racist ping pong ball act and a preview of a Gregg Wallace musical.

Ep. 23 - RIP Kenny Pepper  

An encounter with Jeremy Corbyn, funeral-based homoeroticism and elephant-racing in this week’s episode of the UK’s top gas-powered podcast.

Ep. 22 - Chadwick Contest  

Bob and Andy compare the weight of their Chadwicks, there's a report from a charity football match, some mild caravan chat and we learn about the 'half rush'.

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