Betch Slapped

Betch Slapped

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Stand Up NY Labs presents Betch Slapped- a hilarious weekly podcast hosted by the founders of Betches and comedic authors behind NY Times best-selling books "Nice is Just a Place in France" and "I Had a Nice Time & Other Lies." You'll hear the Betches' take on everything from celebrity gossip to what you should be watching on TV to actual news that you might give a sh*t about. You'll also get to hear The Betches give advice to listeners about love, friendship, and other sh*t in "Dear Betch" and join them as they play riveting games like "Shoot, F*ck, Marry." For more on The Betches check out Betches.com or their popular Instagram @Betches.

Episodes

#27 Alec Baldwin For $500  

#27 Alec Baldwin For $500 by The Betches

#26 Elephant In The Room: Tom Schwartz’s Sons  

The Betches discuss Vanderpump Rules, competitive endurance tickling, and the THINX sexual harassment scandal. They give advice to a listener wanting revenge on a guy that ghosted her. They discuss which reality star they’d want to be stranded with and play ‘would you rather.' Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

#25 Networking Worse Than Dating  

The Betches talk about The Bachelor finale , their absurd trip to SXSW, answer advice about dating a guy you’re not that attracted to and what to do when your boyfriend is super stressed out and not giving you enough attention Today's episode is sponsored by Parachute. Go to parachutehome.com/betches to get free shipping and returns on bedding & Framebridge (Framebridge.com CODE: BETCHES) Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

#24 Instagram Is Fake News  

In this episode the Betches discuss the fantasy suite Bachelor episode, International Women's day, WTF they're gonna do at SXSW, and more. Audience submitted advice questions are about a girl who needs to come out as a lesbian to her friends, and a long distance messaging relationship. Today's episode is sponsored by Parachute. Go to parachutehome.com/betches to get free shipping and returns on bedding

#23 You Don’t Deserve A Wedding Hashtag w/ Evan Krumholz  

This week the Betches are joined by Evan Krumholz. They discuss the Oscars best picture confusion, A Kay Jewelry sexual harassment lawsuit, and the Bachelor. A listeners questions about men's fashion and the nature of cheating are answered and the Betches play the game 'Would You Rather.' Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to slapped@betches.com

#22 Did You Guys Know Rachel Is Black? w/ Liz Plank  

The Betches talk about political correctness, trolls in Trumpmerica, and the general emotional shortcomings of guys. Three games including: would you rather have every breakup be nationally televised or every inappropriate comment you've ever made be nationally televised?

#21 Are You Rich Or Boughie?  

This v special episode featured Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules. We discuss behind the scenes of the show and the Pump Rules cast, debate the definition of "boughie" and answer the Dear Betch of a girl who has a 7 year flirtation with her "guy friend" -- which by the way, are guy friends even real?

#20 The Justin Spesh  

On this week's Betch Slapped The Betches discuss Nick's breakdown, Kristina's story, and Corinne on the Bachelor. They also give their predictions for the upcoming Grammys. Advice is given to a girl whose friends are all single and another girl who isn't sure if her boyfriend is cheating. The girls discuss the differences between Justin Trudeau and Justin Theroux and play Would You Rather with dating hypotheticals.

#19 Is The Bachelor Getting Boring?  

In this week's episode we discuss whether or not The Bachelor may actually have become boring, if it's all Nick Viall's fault, and what we would do if we had an unlimited amount of money. Dear Betch submissions are both dating-related, and we have a game segment, f*cking duh.

#18 Courtney Robertson Or Donald Trump  

The Betches discuss their experience at the women's march, President Trump, and how reality TV and the news are basically the same thing now. Dear Betch submissions are about dating your friend's boss and what to do when your boss hasn't given you a raise in 3 years. Games are Would You Rather and "guess which hometown the cast of Vanderpump Rules are from."

#17 Most Dramatic Orgasm Ever  

This week on Betch Slapped, the Betches discuss the latest episodes of The Bachelor and Vanderpump Rules. They give advice to a listener struggling with her over critical mother and another who no longer wants to be the office gossip. The Betches imagine life being sister wives and play shoot f*ck marry with various TV hosts including Chris B. Harrison.

#16 Murder & Blowouts  

Today's episode recaps Corinne's sluttiness on The Bachelor and we play (and lose) a game called "guess what past Bachelor contestants' careers were," amongst other newsworthy discussions. Dear Betch questions are about how direct to be with a guy early in dating, and about asking for a raise after your boss dicks you around.

#15 Let's Talk About Smart Things w/ Olivia Caridi  

This special edition of Betch Slapped featured former Bachelor contestant Olivia Caridi. We discuss Nick Viall's season premiere, the new group of bachelorettes, the behind the scenes of filming, and what it's like to be turned into the season's villain

#14 Floppy Disc™ Is The New Whisky Dick  

This week's podcast featured our favorite male guest, Jared Freid. We discuss the upcoming Bachelor season, the death of George Michael/2016 and the pitfalls of dating a Long Island Jewish girl. Dear Betch submission asks about breaking off a long term relationship where the guy is a cheater.

#13 Isn't Charlotte York Just The Absolute Worst?  

In this episode the Betches discuss Rob and Chyna's baby drama, and this week's reality TV update. Dear Betch responses are career advice on how to know if your side hustle should become your main hustle, and if you should ever reveal to your boyfriend that you've faked an orgasm. Game rounds are Shoot F*ck Marry: Love Actually and Sex and the City edition.

#12 How Am I Supposed To DJ On This Island!?  

The Betches discuss Kanye West and Donald Trump's meeting, the latest reality TV drama. We read Dear Betches asking for career advice, and impart of words wisdom on how to ask for a raise. Games were Shoot F*ck Marry: Sociopath Edition, and Would You Rather. YAY.

#11 Imagine If Rob Kardashian Was A V.S. Angel  

The Betches talk about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, the Hadid sisters, and seeing Leo DiCaprio at the VSFS after party. Dear Betch advice topis are how to deal with gender discrimination at work, and if you should ask a guy out at the gym

#10 Slay Your Pay  

In this episode the Betches discuss Kanye's mental health situation, our new campaign with Soap & Glory to raise awareness and close the wage gap, and the Olsen twins relationship status. The Dear Betch questions request career and commitment advice, and in our Verbal Smackdown round we debate whether or not Rory Gilmore is a betch.

#9 Jax, Tom, or Tom w/ Girl With No Job  

Girl With No Job guests hosts with the Betches, where they discuss the scandals of Vanderpump Rules, Kanye West's mental health, and whether or not finding a rat sewn inside your dress from Zara is worth a million dollar settlement. Our Dear Betch topics include whether a girl should break up with a guy she's bored of, and if it's okay to reject someone because of their job.

#8 The Future Is Still Female  

The Betches discuss the election, the world post-Trump presidency, and our new campaign #TheFutureIsSTILLFemale. The Dear Betch segment offers advice for how to deal with guys who are "friends," when you're into them or they're into you.

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