Betch Slapped

Betch Slapped

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Stand Up NY Labs presents Betch Slapped- a hilarious weekly podcast hosted by the founders of Betches and comedic authors behind NY Times best-selling books "Nice is Just a Place in France" and "I Had a Nice Time & Other Lies." You'll hear the Betches' take on everything from celebrity gossip to what you should be watching on TV to actual news that you might give a sh*t about. You'll also get to hear The Betches give advice to listeners about love, friendship, and other sh*t in "Dear Betch" and join them as they play riveting games like "Shoot, F*ck, Marry." For more on The Betches check out Betches.com or their popular Instagram @Betches.

Episodes

#17 Most Dramatic Orgasm Ever  

This week on Betch Slapped, the Betches discuss the latest episodes of The Bachelor and Vanderpump Rules. They give advice to a listener struggling with her over critical mother and another who no longer wants to be the office gossip. The Betches imagine life being sister wives and play shoot f*ck marry with various TV hosts including Chris B. Harrison.

#16 Murder & Blowouts  

Today's episode recaps Corinne's sluttiness on The Bachelor and we play (and lose) a game called "guess what past Bachelor contestants' careers were," amongst other newsworthy discussions. Dear Betch questions are about how direct to be with a guy early in dating, and about asking for a raise after your boss dicks you around.

#15 Let's Talk About Smart Things w/ Olivia Caridi  

This special edition of Betch Slapped featured former Bachelor contestant Olivia Caridi. We discuss Nick Viall's season premiere, the new group of bachelorettes, the behind the scenes of filming, and what it's like to be turned into the season's villain

#14 Floppy Disc™ Is The New Whisky Dick  

This week's podcast featured our favorite male guest, Jared Freid. We discuss the upcoming Bachelor season, the death of George Michael/2016 and the pitfalls of dating a Long Island Jewish girl. Dear Betch submission asks about breaking off a long term relationship where the guy is a cheater.

#13 Isn't Charlotte York Just The Absolute Worst?  

In this episode the Betches discuss Rob and Chyna's baby drama, and this week's reality TV update. Dear Betch responses are career advice on how to know if your side hustle should become your main hustle, and if you should ever reveal to your boyfriend that you've faked an orgasm. Game rounds are Shoot F*ck Marry: Love Actually and Sex and the City edition.

#12 How Am I Supposed To DJ On This Island!?  

The Betches discuss Kanye West and Donald Trump's meeting, the latest reality TV drama. We read Dear Betches asking for career advice, and impart of words wisdom on how to ask for a raise. Games were Shoot F*ck Marry: Sociopath Edition, and Would You Rather. YAY.

#11 Imagine If Rob Kardashian Was A V.S. Angel  

The Betches talk about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, the Hadid sisters, and seeing Leo DiCaprio at the VSFS after party. Dear Betch advice topis are how to deal with gender discrimination at work, and if you should ask a guy out at the gym

#10 Slay Your Pay  

In this episode the Betches discuss Kanye's mental health situation, our new campaign with Soap & Glory to raise awareness and close the wage gap, and the Olsen twins relationship status. The Dear Betch questions request career and commitment advice, and in our Verbal Smackdown round we debate whether or not Rory Gilmore is a betch.

#9 Jax, Tom, or Tom w/ Girl With No Job  

Girl With No Job guests hosts with the Betches, where they discuss the scandals of Vanderpump Rules, Kanye West's mental health, and whether or not finding a rat sewn inside your dress from Zara is worth a million dollar settlement. Our Dear Betch topics include whether a girl should break up with a guy she's bored of, and if it's okay to reject someone because of their job.

#8 The Future Is Still Female  

The Betches discuss the election, the world post-Trump presidency, and our new campaign #TheFutureIsSTILLFemale. The Dear Betch segment offers advice for how to deal with guys who are "friends," when you're into them or they're into you.

#7 All Signs Point To Gay  

In this Election Day edition, the Betches talk about their ridic experiences at the polling place, and play election day editions of Shoot Fuck Marry and Would You Rather. The Dear Betch submissions discuss a guy who's just not that into you, and a guy who's maybe gay. And also discuss Robert Durst's latest murder charge and Sheana from Vanderpump Rules' husband's disappearance.

#6 How To Get Out Of Being A Bridesmaid  

In this episode the Betches discuss the etiquette of rejecting an invitation to be a bridesmaid and whether serial monogamy is a red flag for a guy. They also play the British edition of Shoot Fuck Marry and a controversial Would You Rather.

#5 New Sex Trumps Old Sex  

On this week’s episode of Betch Slapped, The Betches are joined by comedian Jared Freid of The JTrain Podcast and discuss what to do when a guy doesn’t answer your texts, setting standards with with bros you’re hooking up with, and live streaming giving birth. Yeah we went there. We also play our fave game “Would You Rather” about betches obsessed with social media.

#4 If You Don't Know Who The Dud Is, It's Probably You  

On this week's episode, The Betches talk about Jordan and Jojo's televised bachelor wedding, King Cairo's Ferrari themed birthday party, WTF is a towd, and their biggest pet peeves. We give advise to a girl ghosted on Hinge and discuss which bachelor contestants we'd like to shoot, fu**, and marry

#3 Why "Locker Room Talk" is BS  

The Betches discuss Drake and Rihanna's break up and "locker room talk" in the second presidential debate. They also advise a reader about how to handle a psycho, clingy roommate and discuss which absurd Americans they'd rather have as their president.

#2 How To Tell If You’re A F**kgirl  

In our second episode, The Betches discuss the definition of a f**kgirl and f**ckboy, the vice presidential debate (snoozefest!), Kim Kardashian’s robbery, and the new Google phone. We also answer a Dear Betch about dating app text etiquette.

#1 A Baby Shower Without A Mom Is Just A Party  

In our debut podcast we discuss the Kardashian baby shower drama, the presidential debate, Vogue's editors throwing shade at fashion bloggers, and Brangelina's divorce. We also introduce a live Dear Betch reading about bros' Facebook profile red flags, and have our own debate about which types of reality shows are the worst

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