Bob & Sheri

Bob & Sheri

United States

Bob & Sheri: Bob Lacey is the long suffering co-host of the syndicated "Bob and Sheri Show." Sheri Lynch is the "other-half," an award-winning broadcaster who fully expects to panic and be eaten first in the coming zombie apocalypse. Together they deliver a dynamic, irreverent, funny morning show. What makes the show special is the chemistry between Bob and Sheri...and the fact that they're both a little screwy. Bob & Sheri connect with you because, just like you, they're smart, connected, and the right amount of crazy. Make your mornings (or anytime!) stronger with Bob & Sheri.

Episodes

The highlight of my high school career  

Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:

Is that a veggie or not?
Beyonce' gets paid not to play.
Ken and Barbie look a likes split up.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

The frisky break.
Love at first sight for Gwen.
Lamar reviews - Get out.
Lamar peeked in high school.

Hour 3:

Start your engines in high school.
Iver was the pie eating champion.
Sheri was the queen of Sadie Hawkins dance.
Tammy was married during high school.

Hour 4:

Lamar reviews - Get out.
What's on that burger?
The tax situation is complicated.
Adult education.


Blew up at the workplace!  

Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:

Judge Judy is going into re-run.
The Oscars voted on by the common man.
Stuck in a tree.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

Mama June is now hot!
The star has planets.
Did you ever lose it at work?
Stacey lost it over a patient.

Hour 3:

Dezra jumped on the workers for being slobs.
Steve went Jersey on the Jersey guy.
Chelsea told the boss when she would be back.
Chad blew up at the workplace.

Hour 4:

Dreams of winning the lottery.
Tent time for Earl.
Pets that actually have talents.
Ketchup is no good.

The spoiled dog.  

Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:

Buying the infamous umbrella.
Kimmel is talking retirement.
Traveling to Iceland.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

Comic Christopher Titus.
Oscar night is closing in.
National dog walking day.
Michelle's in laws almost the birth of the grandbaby because of the dog.

Hour 3:

Sydney's mom takes her dog through the drive thru.
Suzy's cousin had a funeral for the dog.
Morgan carries her dog around the house.
Eli's throwing a b-day party for his dog.

Hour 4:

More with Christopher Titus.
Bob and Sheri's mailbag.
What's in the giftbag?
How to keep a friend.

Ewwww... That's not food.  

Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:

Pandas and planes.
50 sheds of grey the parody.
Crazy dictator stories.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

20 foods you should try around the world.
Rebecca's mom's goulash has baked beans.
The food they tried to serve you.
Donnie is eating the Pea wiggle.

Hour 3:

Rhondi's dad is whipping up Spam pizza.
Dave was eating the roast that never ends.
Jill's mom would fry up the cow brain.
Holly's dad grilled the pet pig.

Hour 4:

Sports confuse Me with Jim Szoke.
You must pay to go to the Church of Eric.
Movies to re-make.
Take out that trash!


Celebrating our Presidents with Bob and Sheri  

Today on Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:

The common things we argue about.

Lisa got arrested at the airport.

Lifestyles of the chronically tired.

Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

This show has ADD bad.

Ethan’s looking for prepper dating site.

The fast food that’s bad for you.

The dog’s name is bob lacey.

Hour 3:

Mayra’s mom brought the bread.

Kim’s head injury.

Shawna’s dad was pinching pennies.

Five hubby’s for Charlene.

Hour 4:

Teen vogue tells you what to eat.

Lamar’s dating fiasco.

GQ’s dos and don’ts for men.

Bob brings the bad smell to work.


That's my teacher.  

Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:

Friday night is party night.
Britney ever after.
Good looks = success.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

Oscar has expanded.
LOL means murder.
Lamar reviews - Fist Fight.
You were surprised to see your teacher doing what?
 

Hour 3:

James caught Mr. Wilson working at the liquor store.
Stephanie caught her gym teacher at the nude beach.
Laura's middle school teacher showed up the Christmas party.
Kent caught his teachers saddled up the bar.

Hour 4:

Lamar reviews - Fist Fight.
Johnny Depp is paying big time.
Remember the hiding place.
George is on baby duty.


Love has taught me.  

Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:

Watch out for our half-brother.
A Ninja's life.
Spreading the love and joy on Valentine's day.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

Flying with wildlife.
Roadtripping with the celebs.
What we learned from our failed relationships.
Jackie learned that you need to find another giver.

Hour 3:

John admits he tries to save em all.
Veronica learned to argue naked.
Jennifer learned that they need to be into sports.
Christy learned to teach people how to treat you.

Hour 4:

Sports Confuse Me with Jim Szoke.
Regis won't sit by Kelly.
Wear Patrick's jacket.
Firemen warn about 50 shades injuries.

The ODD speak out.  

Today on the Bob and Sheri show:

Hour 1:

The little general gets knocked off.
Know your national anthems.
Scar Jo thinks marriage is not natural.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

Diatri celebrated love at the Waffle House.
Guys that end up at Darker Shades.
The Odd unite on the Bob and Sheri show.
Kelsey is living without any running water.

Hour 3:

Alexandra is odd because of her obsession.
The man in the woods is odd.
Greg is odd because he numbers his socks.
Kelly is chowing down on the pig snoot.

Hour 4:

Alanis is ripped off again.
That's no runway.
World's most honest obituary.
Who's your favorite comic?


My best and worst Valentine's Day.  

Today on the Bob and Sheri show:

Hour 1:

We're all getting paid.
Nick Cannon is holding out.
KFC steps up for Valentine's Day.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

Diatri is going to the waffle house for Valentine's Day.
Servers hate Valentine's Day.
What was your best or worst Valentine's day?
Cindy's worst Valentine's day involved an affair.

Hour 3:

Karen had both a best and worst Valentine's day at the same time.
Roger's best Valentine's turned bad.
Betty got divorced on Valentine's day.
Jeff found out she was cheating on Valentine's Day.

Hour 4:

Sports Confuse Me with Jim Szoke.
MJ saves the day.
Burger King goes 50 shades darker.
Little fingers are shaking.

Rekindle the love... again  

Today on the Bob and Sheri show:

Hour 1:

Tunneling to Johnny Depp's house.
Grammy re-cap.
More from the Grammys.
Moron in the news.

Hour 2:

The town mother checks in from Maine.
Valentine's day bare minimum to spend.
Falling in love for the second time.
Tina married him once... twice.. and three times.

Hour 3:

Amy rekindled love with her ex.
Pam can't stop loving her bad boy.
Meredith fell for him all over again.
James wants to have her back on the couch.

Hour 4:

Pilot needs a moment to vent.
It's our time.
Deep fried Root Beer....Yum.
Swimming under the ice.

Revenge For Love  


Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:
Mom's dancing in MC Hammer Pants!
George Clooney at 55 is having twins.
Just Got Jilted.
Morons in the News

Hour 2:
Don't round up on this woman's age.
50 Shades of Grey bored Sheri and her Husband.
Lamar reviews 50 Shades Darker.


Hour 3:
Vanessa intruded on her ex and his current girlfriend.
Robin set her ex's table on fire!
Cindy broke into her ex's house!
Rebecca stabbed her tire with hotdog forks!

Hour 4:
Lamar reviews 50 Shades Darker.
Aretha Franklin retiring after 50 years of performing.
Bob lying about not eating candy!

Love at fist sight?  

Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:

I want that baby.
The bi-polar bear.
Just got Jilted.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

Busted on his husbandly duites.
Here comes the snow.
Love at first sight as baby souls.
Mike found love at first sight on the bus.

Hour 3:

Christina's stare brought love at first sight to her.
BJ found love at first sight returning from deployment.
Meghan found love at first sight at the alternative school.
Stacey found her love in the bar.

Hour 4:

Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.
Brady's jersey might be in the trunk.
He's got the looks.
And the Grammy goes to?


What kind of gift is that?  

Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:

Winning days after quitting the job!
Bob's oversleeping nightmare.
Just got Jilted.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

Watch out for the munchkins.
Sheri gets the compliment snatched away.
Dumped them over the bad gift or no gift at all.
Lucy dumped him over the gas station roses.

Hour 3:

Cathy's ex couldn't even say "Happy Mother's Day".
Chris can't remember any holiday.
Morgan dumped him over the unsigned card.
Renee's ex would have to have the same gift.

Hour 4:

Michael Bolton saves Valentine's Day.
The history of PEZ.
Where would I live?
Another list from Bob.

Prank for love  

Today on the Bob and Sheri show:

Hour 1:

Bob was duped by Gaga.
Brady's jersey is still MIA.
Willie keeps rolling on.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

The genetic lottery winners.
@thealtboblacey tweets.
Pulling a prank on your spouse.
Adrian pulled the Mother's Day prank.

Hour 3:

Cathy pulled a prank on April Fool's day.
Sam has always been the prankster in the family.
Heather pulled the prank with the fortune cookie.
Chloe is the prankster in the relationship.

Hour 4:

Eating from the frozen food section at the pharmacy.
Bob has a list for everything.
It's red Tuesday.
To win the farm you must write 200 words.

I'm so proud of them!  

Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:

Lady Gaga takes over the Super Bowl.
Brady's jersey is stolen.
Just got Jilted.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

Hidden figures keeps going at the box office.
It's going direct to Hulu.
The moment you were proud of your spouse.
Jenna's husband ran the Boston Marathon.

Hour 3:

Dana's man quit his job to start his own company.
Christine's husband stood up in the middle fo the crowd.
Karen's wife is the strongest fighter against cancer.
Hank's so proud of his wife and their first baby.

Hour 4:

Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.
Marky Mark walks out.
Living in the Happiest State.
The price to walk down the aisle.


Morons in the news 2-06.mp3  

Today on Morons in the news:

Moron gets stuck breaking into a window.
Getaway backwards.
The sound of the flush.
Smell good bandit.

On the "hater" App  

Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:

Snake earrings?
The new love test.
Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.
Morons in the news.

Hour 2:

Beyonce cashes out.
Worst pickup lines on YouTube.
Lamar Reviews - Rings.
The "hater" dating app.

Hour 3:

Ladonna hates to have her food touch.
Carrie hates the flip flop/sock wearers.
Jake is a hater towards the Patriots.
Mike hates white sunglasses wearing women.

Hour 4:

Lamar reviews - Rings
Dirty little man.
Sports confuse me with Jim.
Mean Tweets .. Super Bowl style.

 

 

 

 

 

Lamar reviews - Rings.mp3  

Of course Todd sent me to see Rings.  It has the creepy girl with hair that has never even heard of conditioner much less volumizing shampoo that crawls around like a crab with 2 broke legs.  The premise is you watch a video tape with this girl on it and seven days later you die.  That sounds a little farfetched at first but after watching Ben Affleck in Daredevil killing my own self on the way home did cross my mind.

 

The movie opens up with a guy on a plane, sweating like a whore in church. He had watched the tape and is five minutes away from his seven days being up.  He starts telling his story to the passenger beside him.  I’ve sat next to that same guy on a plane several times but I was the one begging for the sweet release of death.  As luck would have it a girl in the seat behind him watched the same tape.  That’s how you know it’s a movie.  In real life I would be in the middle seat between these two clowns! 

 

 

If I think death is coming for me at a designated time I don’t know about you but 36,000 feet above the ground in a metal tube going 550 mph is the last place I’d be. 

 

When the guy’s possessions are sold at a yard sale a college professor named Gabriel, played by Johnny Galecki, buys his VCR and or course watches the tape stuck inside.  Meanwhile high school seniors Holt, played by Alex Roe, and Julia, played by Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz, are preparing for Holt to go off to college.  Julia has to stay behind to care for her sick mother.  When Alex stops Skyping Julia she does what any high school girl, who is positive she has met her soulmate and they will be together for ever, would do.  She drives 500 miles to check on him.  Don’t know what happened to her mama.  I guess she tossed her a couple of bottles of water and a pack of soda crackers and said “good luck”.  Of course Alex watched the tape for extra credit in Professor Gabriel’s class.  And now the only way to stay alive is make a copy of the file and get somebody else to watch it.  Then that person makes a copy of the file and gets another person to watch it.  On and on until I realized I’m not watching a horror movie. Throw in a box of laundry detergent and this is an Amway training film.  Get enough people involved and not only do you not die but you reach Founders Triple Diamond level.

 

The only bright spot in this movie is somehow they managed to get Vincent D’Onofrio.  As bad as this movie is, he is awesome and never disappoints.

 

It’s Rated PG-13 for violence/terror, not much of either one, some minute sexuality and brief drug material.  And for the added reason that they need an audience that wasn’t born for the first two.

 

This movie has been setting on the shelf for 3 years.  Just like the VHS tape, the Ring franchise has been delegated to yard sale status.

 

In honor of the era of the VHS I’m binging back an old friend!

My Score: 1 Zima

 

Phil sees his shadow!  

Today on the Bob and Sheri Show:

Hour 1:

Groundhog Day kick-off
Fun facts about Phil.
Turn down the GPS.
Morons in the News.

Hour 2:

Words not to say!
Snoring abuse
The snarky kids turns real.
Greyson puts the snarky away.

Hour 3:

Gloria's son gave up his bed to the cat.
Cindy's daughter gave her xmas gifts to the new family memebers.
Laura's son stepped up at the store.
Renee sees the kids step up to help each other.

Hour 4:

Up with People takes over the big game.
Wouldn't kick Kim outta bed.
Theresa chimes in with her vote.
The words of wisdom comes from a nurse.

Words you can't say.mp3  

Bob has been banned from saying certain words on the air.   He came across a list of other words that people shouldn't say.  See if you agree with the list.as read by Mr. Dictionary.

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