Well there was some footy played on the weekend, Melbourne let their parents and all of Victoria down when it lost to Sydney. It wasn't a close encounter with the scoreboard not telling the whole story, but when Sydney kick like a cock-eyed Cloke and still win, you know you had shite game. And Bugg punched someone but hey, we'll go through that.
West Coast only just managed to close out the game against the Bulldogs after falling asleep in the 3rd quarter, while Adelaide barely take flight against the Blues.
Gold Coast are the latest to kick the Kangaroos in the pouch with a win at Metricon. With external pressure mounting to uproot from the thriving suburb that is North Melbourne and into the perineum of Australia that is Tasmania, this could be an important time in the clubs history.
GWS and Geelong draw in what surely should have gone to a sudden victory round, so never leave it in the hands of the judges kids.
Port Adelaide invented a rivalry out of nothing, just as Richmond invented a victory out of nothing as a six goal streak sees the Tigers down a powerless Port!
Brisbane once again give Essendon a reason to complain about being Richmond supporters while the Hawks and the Magpies create a rivalry dubbed battle of who gives a scheisse as both teams try to f*ck themselves out of draft picks at the MCG. Ah Im done, Freo played St Kilda, who gives a shite.