Cracked Gets Personal

Cracked Gets Personal

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On Cracked Gets Personal, co-hosts Brandon Johnson (Rick & Morty, NTSF:SD:SUV::) and Robert Evans (Cracked Personal Experiences) ask the questions you'd be too scared to ask of sources ranging from modern-day slaves to drug-addicted doctors. Is my garbage man keeping tabs on me? What's it like to kill someone? How good is sex on heroin, really? Brandon and Robert combine compassion with comedy to serve you answers to these questions and more, from real people with unreal lives.

Episodes

Cops Are Shooting A Crazy Amount of Dogs: Why? (S1E5)  

In the U.S., police shoot at dogs more often than they shoot at anything else. On today's episode of Cracked Gets Personal, hosts Robert Evans and Brandon Johnson try to find out why. You'll hear from dog owners who lost their beloved pets, as well as a police officer who was mauled by a dog while we try to unravel just why so many cops are shooting dogs. 

Rape, Pee Funnels and The Dolphin: Female Soldiers Speak Up (S1E4)  

It's hard to be a soldier: that's part of the point of military service. But being a lady soldier in the modern U.S. military is way, way more difficult than it ought to be. Today on Cracked Gets Personal, Robert Evans and Brandon Johnson talk to a soldier who was raped in boot camp. We hear from a lady Marine sergeant about how she survives in the world's biggest boy club, and we talk to an Army nurse who was stationed in Iraq about how kindness and gentleness can help win wars. You'll also learn about the weird things that make it more difficult for women to serve, like the fact that the world's most powerful military lacks a technology that Burning Man's had for a decade. 

How Illegal Drugs Saved Our Lives (S1E3)  

Legal prescription drugs have caused the greatest non-Cheetos related health crisis of our time. So is it possible that illegal drugs might hold the key to saving us? On this episode of Cracked Gets Personal, Brandon Johnson and Robert Evans talk to medical experts about the incredible ways illicit substances are saving lives right now. You'll also hear from an Iraq war vet who rolled balls on Molly to treat his PTSD, and an opiate addict who hallucinated his way to sobriety. Whether you're straight-edge for life, or actively rolling a blunt right now, you won't want to miss this episode of Cracked Gets Personal. 

3 Wild Stories from Inside the Opiate Epidemic​ ​(S1E2)​  

On this episode of Cracked Gets Personal, Robert Evans and Brandon Johnson talk to three former pain pill addicts. Peter Grinspoon was a doctor, getting high at night and treating other drug addicts by day. Brendan stole dope from his dying father's stash of cancer meds. Ed just loved sex on heroin. Our sources will tell you about their experiences lying, cheating and stealing to get high, they'll talk about uncontrollable orgasms, and about how many gallons of urine it takes prove your sobriety.

The Most Insane Things We Saw In Emergency Medicine​ (S1E​1​)  

On this inaugural episode of the Cracked Gets Personal, Brandon Johnson and Robert Evans look into the world of emergency medicine. This podcast features stories from two doctors, an ER nurse, and a physician's assistant. They've got insane tales of butt-based disasters, alligator hunts gone wrong and the dumbest patients they've ever encountered. They also try to help us answer humankind's most pressing question: which gender is more likely to accidentally lose foreign objects inside themselves?

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