Dear Hank & John

Dear Hank & John

United States

Hank and John Green (YouTubers and etc) answer questions, give questionable advice, and talk about Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the 4th tier English football club).


094 - Pocket Conspiracy Theories (w/ Matthew Gaydos!)  

Is Hank a reptilian-human hybrid? How do I grieve and also be there for my students? What do you do when you do something terrible by accident? And more! Email us:

093 - Nothing Fits on a Bumper Sticker  

Can a writer mess with science for poetic purposes? If you enjoy Narnia, would you enjoy The Fountainhead? Is there a right social construct to teach? And more!

092 - Cewebrity  

Should I contact the guy who owns the plane I was born on? Are art and content different? Does it matter that the guy I'm dating has a six pack while I eat a lot of tacos? And more! PodCon! Email us:

091 - Everything Is Everything (w/ Mayim Bialik!)  

Why do I like the smell of gasoline? What should I do about my racist boss? What is the clothes fastener technology in Star Wars? And more! Email us:

090 - Glitter Soul  

Are you really in the clear with liquor before beer? Should I embrace the error on my birth certificate? Does it really matter where I go to college? And more! Email us: Patreon:

089 - A Rich Guy with an Affinity for Bats  

Is Batman a superhero? How do I claim an island as my own? Is there a "no politics" rule in dating? And more! Email us:

088 - Hank's Profound Graduation Speech  

Why do rich people like golf so much? What color is the sky on Mars? How much do I need to fact-check news before I share it? Where are bird ears??? And more! Email us:

087 - The Future Is Gonna Rule  

How do I develop a cool signature? How do I tell my dad I've been hiding a snake for several months? Is it acceptable to shout advice at strangers? And more! Email us:

084 - This Week in Ryans  

Do taller people have bigger organs? Are more expensive clothes actually better? Is there a secular way to say you're "praying" for someone? And more! Email us:

085 - Stay Gold, Potaterson  

What should my motto be? What vegetable is happiness? When is enough really enough? And more! Email us:

084 - Live from NerdCon: Nerdfighteria!  

Where are all the fireflies? What is "the spark"? Was Alexander Hamilton or Sirius Black a bigger drama queen? And more!

083 - There's No Rock and Roll on Mars  

Is the Big Bang really a thing? Does the driver or the passenger get to pick the music? What if someone gets pregnant on Mars? And more! Email us:

082 - Where There Was Previously Nothing  

How long until everyone is related to Beyoncé? When does parenting stop sucking? How can I help the world without being rich? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: Email your questions:

081 - Always Making Progress Forever  

Can you separate the artist from the work? How do bugs survive microwaves? Will we ever be a perfectly unified planet? And more! Sarah's cookies! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: Email your questions:

080 - Life Is Hard and Also Has Good Things  

What are the top ten kinds of spoons? Why do boys kiss like dying fish? What would happen if we lost gravity for fifteen seconds? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: Email your questions:

079 - Tiny Useless Pelvises (That Are Still There)  

How nice do you have to be at the grocery store? How do we know humans didn't come from Mars? What is sound even? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: Email your questions:

078 - Being Sure  

How do I stop catfishing someone? How do I not feel embarrassed sharing my writing? Should I DIY my shirt? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: Email your questions:

077 - Save Us, Giant Octopus  

Should you always imagine people complexly? Would constellations be different on Mars? How many trees would you have to plant to offset your carbon footprint? And more!

076 - The Best of Dear Hank & John  

A look back on some of the most memorable moments in the history of the pod! Featuring: Jurassic Mars, Ryan, OH MY GOD IT'S BURNING, John's atrocious cereal eating habits, pumpkins and penguins, the long con, and more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: Email your questions:

075 - The Nutrient Coconut Milk of Sin (w/ Katherine Green!)  

Who does my cat think I am? Is listening to music a waste of time? Should we get a new coconut? And more! NerdCon: Nerdfighteria: Email your questions:

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