Dear Hank and John

Dear Hank and John

United States

Hank and John Green (YouTubers and etc) answer questions, give questionable advice, and talk about Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the 3rd tier English football club).


108 - We Would All Be Flounders  

What do I say to my blind date? How do I get my mom to call me less frequently? Are you supposed to ask a father for his daughter's hand in marriage? And more! Email us:

107 - skREvEL!  

Why do I feel safer with the lights on? Why can't my bathtub be in my living room? Am I in danger of being electrocuted? And more! Turtles All the Way Down tour: Email us:

106 - Cannibal Mermaids  

How far can you get making only right turns? What's the proper response to being constantly serenaded? Does fire have mass? And more! Email us:

105 - Fancy Diving  

Is cake salty? How do I get alone time at a party without a cigarette? Where is the rest of An Imperial Affliction? And more! Email us:

104 - Dove Quivering  

Why am I afraid of something I know doesn’t exist? Can I avoid scurvy by sticking my arm in a giant vat of orange juice? What is proper etiquette for a cat birthday party? And more! Get 10% off your first purchase by going to or Email us:

103 - There Are No Boxes (w/ Gaby Dunn!)  

What is a mug without a handle? When's the right time to get a Saturn tattoo? Should I come out when I'm not ready? And more! Email us:

102 - The Friend Bucket  

Could you take down a coyote with your arms? Should people be allowed to put things in someone else's Netflix queue? How do I cope with social anxiety? And more! Email us:

101 - Knit like a Mofo  

What would happen if all mosquitoes die? What do I do about my surprise YouTube celebrity boyfriend? What's the truth about John Lennon's "Imagine"? And more! Email us:

100 - 100th Episode Extravaganza Spectacular!!!  

Who was the first joshing Josh? Do bugs understand glass? How do I learn to chill? And more! Email us:

099 - A Fusing of the Hair  

What do I do if my spouse wants to shave his head? Why are there birds at the airport? What if I'm not as well read as my boyfriend? And more! Email us:

098 - An Army of Burrito Children (w/ Dodie Clark!)  

How do you deal with the dissipation of your future plans? Should I tell my parents I met my boyfriend on Tinder? How do I succeed if I'm not a go-getter? And more! Email us:

097 - Lemon Salty Whales  

When should I introduce my kid to Star Wars? Can I dislike parts of my life even though I have privilege? How did humans start swimming? And more! Email us:

096 - Next Level Laziness  

If you put in work to be lazy, is it still laziness? Does Lin Manuel Miranda listen to Hamilton for funzies? At what point are you supposed to put water on a toothbrush? And more! Email us:

095 - Lawn Care Vigilantism  

What should my fun fact about me be? How do Christians and non-Christians get along? Am I too old to listen to this podcast? And more! Email us:

Special Shorty with Travis McElroy  

Hank and Travis answer exactly two questions and, let's be honest, we did this entirely to let you know that the PodCon IndieGoGo campaign is very very close to ending. Please come hit us up at to see what it's all about and whether you'd be interested in attending...either digitally or IRL. If you can't no worries, I hope that this episode was also an entertaining addition to your regularly scheduled podcast listening.

094 - Pocket Conspiracy Theories (w/ Matthew Gaydos!)  

Is Hank a reptilian-human hybrid? How do I grieve and also be there for my students? What do you do when you do something terrible by accident? And more! Email us:

093 - Nothing Fits on a Bumper Sticker  

Can a writer mess with science for poetic purposes? If you enjoy Narnia, would you enjoy The Fountainhead? Is there a right social construct to teach? And more!

092 - Cewebrity  

Should I contact the guy who owns the plane on which I was born? Are art and content different? Does it matter that the guy I'm dating has a six pack while I eat a lot of tacos? And more! PodCon! Email us:

091 - Everything Is Everything (w/ Mayim Bialik!)  

Why do I like the smell of gasoline? What should I do about my racist boss? What is the clothes fastener technology in Star Wars? And more! Email us:

090 - Glitter Soul  

Are you really in the clear with liquor before beer? Should I embrace the error on my birth certificate? Does it really matter where I go to college? And more! Email us: Patreon:

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