Dino and Andy's Skull Juice

Dino and Andy's Skull Juice


What happens when two jerks get together and squeeze random crap out of each other's brains? Well, you get SKULL JUICE, of course. Roughly an hour dialogue between Dino and Andy, two longtime friends who performed comedy together a quarter of a century ago on the stages and subways of Chicago. Listen to what they both think about almost everything... If you dare!!! I mean... if you care!!!


31 - The Truth Is Actually Worse So Let’s Leave It At That  

Easter Recap Edition: Andy has risen and it’s time to recap his appearance at Dino’s Easter party. There wasn’t any duck pie, but plenty of goofs and shenanigans and whatever whippets are categorized as (oh, right). Where are all the eggs hidden? Why was Robin Williams with Andy at 4AM years ago? With a crutch? Stay tuned, Skulldingers!

30 - The Bozo Show  

Is there cocaine in that? What’s Dino’s type? Do people smoke out of their throat hole? All these and more may or may not be answered as the number one, top fucking clown of Cirque Du Soleil and adopted father, Danny Passer, sits in to talk about “the good years,” clowning, the search for Lina, and here’s Tish. Careful with that cleanse, Skulldingers!

29 - In Honor Of Arthur Sugarcookie  

Two guitars, five guests, five versions of Nightmare On Elm Street 5. This episode features everything and more: an ant cum reference, a commercial, a real commercial, recording issues, songs, songs, songs, Harriet Sugarcookie, Barbara Walters, a dead father orgy. Whoa, Skulldingers! Good luck!

28 - We’re In The Outlet, Asshole  

Andy’s returns with results from his Air BnB. Hi Doug. Dino plays two songs and suddenly it’s dusty in here. Lena drops to update us on Ally McBeal, Andy’s Texas blood, and the Dick household animals. Another song! Just for you Ted!

27 - We’re Not The Fish! You’re The Fish!  

An old friend, Michael Stoyanov (of TV’s Blossom fame) sits in. Bold predictions made in the past are brought forth. Embarrassment! More history is summoned, stories of older men when they were younger babes. Remember back then? That was fun, Skulldingers. Onward, to the Kingdom of the Spiders. No-no-no-no.

26 - His Medicine Made Him Groggy  

Andy had a dream. Talk of tap dancing. Fan art arrives. Andy has good news. I can’t remember if we ever get to it. Judd doesn’t arrive, but Tom Bell picks up his phone for a brief Tom Bell appearance. Tish does arrive, just in time to get kicked out. NOTE: Andy was not drinking. His medicine made him groggy.

25 - Jeff Davis Presents: Soft Hits  

Despite his ongoing sickness, Andy returns to the studio with life saving stories and dreams of piss. Dino has music and impersonations galore (that’s three of each). Also, an appearance by Jeff Davis! Soft hits, Skulldingers.

24 - Moldy Turkey  

This one is musical, Skulldingers. Dino plays half a song, Andy sings, and then they create a song at the end. Also, a new old scene.

23 - Andy’s Side Tit  

A scene. A photographer. A breakdown of Andy’s morning routine. Planking. Squats. Teas? Hoo boy, how many? Apple cider vinegar? I won’t tell. You’ll have to tune in, Skulldingers!

22 - Daddy Pooped In Your Bed  

Andy opens the show solo, slide whistle and all. Dino enters and Andy talks about his childhood diet, leading to his current fight with the vegan-based militants. Then, Tish, a vegan enters. Later, Dino has a script about vegans. FAUCK! It’s all tied together.

21 - A Child Of The Corn  

Dino and Andy goof on their upcoming Super Tight appearance (02/18/17), Australia, Joliet Illinois, Andy’s art gallery (has he told you about his gallery?), dick sucking, and ants loving cum. And sure, Andy can’t do accents, but listen to his Brando, Skulldingers! SUPER TIGHT @www.facebook.com/events/706097852888918/

20 - “Throwin’ Cotton On Ya”  

Andy is out of The Rejuvenation Center For Wayward Teens And One Lonely Old Man. Dino raps, they imitate classic TV, and Andy sees Rivers Cuomo. Plus more, surely!

19 - One Big Commercial  

"Andy's back and clean, Skulldingers!"

18 - St. Bounce w/ Spencer Crittenden  

Spencer Crittenden leaves the bright lights of Harmontown to take a ride with Dino and Andy on the first Skull Juice episode of 2017. To anybody who asked over the break, "See, I told you Andy was still alive."

17 - The World's a Broken Record  

Does Andy seem like he's getting drunk throughout this podcast? You be the judge. Dino will be the jury.

16 - Rent, Rent, Rent  

Dino and Andy finally return to the studio for an all new episode of Skull Juice. Jeff B Davis and his brother drop by. Andy sings. Dino recounts his run in with the writer of Rent.

15 - Skulldingers  

Dino takes a trip out to "Andy’s House” with his shitty recorder. Sorry about the crappy sound at times. We’ll get better microphones for our next remote.

14 - Live Cinefamily Show  

Andy’s back from a little “vacation” and Dino and he discuss his little whirlwind “trip” live at Cinefamily on Fairfax. They also show a few clips that they shot back in the 80s that you can view at: https://youtu.be/GEh_s4IG6ww and https://youtu.be/IAK8_dgCfCg They also also do a song live together with Andy on SLIDE WHISTLE! Sorry it’s so short. There’s a longer one coming up in a couple of days

13 - Dead Airbnb  

Here’s another early episode that Dino And Andy originally didn’t like. It starts out with over a minute of silence, so we’re inserting a song by Dino at the beginning just so you don’t think you went deaf.

12 - Walking On Egg Shells  

Here’s one recorded a few months ago that Dino and Andy hated, but re-listened and it’s perfectly fine. Just deal with it.

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