Episodes

Meet Cyril the Swan, outlaw mascot  

Jeff Maysh wrote one of Howler’s best-loved stories, about the West Ham fan who heckled his way onto the field for his favorite team in a pre-season friendly back in 1994. Now he’s back to discuss his latest story for Howler, about an equally colorful character: Cyril the Swan and the man behind the beak. Cyril may have helped save Swansea City when it was on the brink of dropping out of professional football in the late 1990s, and his antics made him a bonafide celebrity. Then he was arrested.

Ryu Voelkel’s astonishing soccer photos  

Like the best players in the world, Ryu Voelkel sees soccer differently than most people. But unlike those players, who often struggle to describe how they do what they do, the genius of Ryu’s vision is evident in his photographs, which have been a staple in Howler since our very first issue. I spoke with him this week for our Dummy podcast and asked him to describe how he captures incredible images time after time.

Check out Ryu’s work from the latest issue in this post at whatahowler.com. You can also pick up a copy of the Spring 2017 issue to see it in print. And we currently have two of Ryu’s photos available for purchase in the Howler Art Shop, framed or unframed.

OMG Barcelona  

This week George chats with his friend Karl Taro Greenfeld, a journalist, novelist, and now TV writer (for the show Ray Donovan). They talk about yesterday’s ridiculous Barcelona-PSG match, why Karl loves LigaMX, the ascendancy of Russian hooligans, and the short story Karl wrote in the new issue of Howler.

Here is a link to George’s piece for the Washington Post on U.S. Soccer’s new anthem policy.

Dax McCarty and Clint Irwin  

Dax McCarty on his career thus far, playing with the US national team, and how he thinks the Chicago Fire can improve. Clint Irwin on almost winning MLS Cup, politics in the locker room, and prepping for the new season. We have a new Howler Book Club selection—check out whatahowler.com to learn more (hint: this one has lots of pictures).

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The Goalmouth for Wednesday, March 1  

Last year we launched The Goalmouth, a daily 5-minute podcast with all the soccer news and nonsense you need to start your day. Please enjoy today’s episode. If you’d like to subscribe, here are the links to do so using your favorite podcast service:

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Can you write about soccer without writing about politics? Should you?  

A liberal soccer journalist (George) speaks with a conservative soccer journalist (Dave Martinez, formerly of Empire of Soccer) about Bryan Curtis’s essay in The Ringer about how sports journalism has become the domain of lefties. But first, Will Parchman discusses his story about Bayer Leverkusen from the new issue of Howler and details what American teams could learn about how the club goes about scouting local talent, developing community ties, and spending limited resources.

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Jordan Morris on soccer and… personal finance  

Jordan Morris is a striker for the Seattle Sounders and the U.S. men’s national team, and he makes his Dummy debut to discuss playing for Jurgen Klinsmann and Bruce Arena, what he has learned from Clint Dempsey and Jozy Altidore, and whether he is maximizing MLS’s 3% match in his 401k.

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The challenges of coaching in the 4th division w/ David Lindholm  

David Lindholm, who worked in the front offices of several MLS teams, was last on the podcast to discuss his essay for Howler on why the best American goalkeepers tend to be bald. Now he returns as the head coach of the NPSL’s Stockade FC of Kingston, NY, to describe the special challenges of coaching a team of aspiring amateurs. Then Edward Domain, a citizen of St. Louis, joins to discuss the particulars of St. Louis’s public financing plan for the proposed MLS stadium, which he says unfairly burdens the taxpayers of downtown St. Louis who would be better served if their money went to pay for basics such as health, safety, and transportation. (Here is his blog post that got George interested in speaking with him in the first place.)

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The story of FA Cup darling Sutton United  

George and Bobby discuss Bruce Arena’s first match back in charge of the U.S. men’s national team and the three questions that need his immediate attention. Sutton United, which plays in England’s fifth tier and trains twice a week, has beaten much bigger clubs on its way to the FA Cup’s last 16 and a home fixture (on a plastic pitch) against Arsenal. Dominic Bliss has been going to those matches and joins to tell us how Sutton keeps defeating much bigger teams.

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Pro/rel with Peter Wilt  

George and Peter Wilt discuss his essay about pro/rel from the new issue of the mag. (You can read The Pro/Rel Manifesto here.) Then Matt Pyzdrowski, goalkeeper for Helsingborgs IF in Sweden, joins to talk about his own experience being relegated with the club in November. (He also wrote about it for Howler—you can read I Got Relegated here.)

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How we make Howler (with the Total Soccer Show!)  

This week, I was a guest the Total Soccer Show, where Daryl Grove got into the nitty gritty about how we make Howler and especially the newest issue, which we just sent to the printer! We discuss the big story on pro/rel, our package on Hard Men, and the many differences between a great story pitch and a terrible one. If you’ve ever wondered what kind of work goes into an issue of the mag, this is the episode for you.

Check out Daryl’s excellent pod the Total Soccer Show.

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Arguing about the 48-team World Cup plan  

Bobby and George disagree about whether changing to a 48-team World Cup will detract from the tournament. George asks Stefan Szymanski, co-author of Soccernomics, to explain the huge changes taking place in Chinese soccer. And in Tiki-Talka, George offers a mea goalpa.

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Mexican soccer is huge, so why do we largely ignore it?  

Mexico’s LigaMX is the most-watched soccer league on American TV, but it receives relatively scant coverage in English-language media. Maxi Rodriguez joins to discuss. Check out Maxi’s newsletter on the subject. And sign up for our own while you’re at it!

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Five-a-side is the future  

I grew up in Tampa and played 11-a-side club soccer very seriously from as early as I can remember to age 18, which is also when I moved away. When I moved back last year, I started playing at a place called Cinco Soccer, which has outdoor turf fields designed for five-a-side soccer with a futsal ball. Now, I had played small-sided soccer on turf when I lived in New York, and I’ve played futsal on hardwood basketball courts in lots of places, but Cinco married these two things in a really interesting way. (Plus, it has a liquor license, so I can get a $2 beer after the game.) Today on Dummy I speak with Keith Rados, who built Cinco from scratch, about what it's like to run the place and why he thinks it has become so popular in the Tampa soccer scene.

David Peace talks Red or Dead  

This week, Dennie Wendt and David Peace discuss his masterpiece, Red or Dead—the first selection of the Howler Book Club. We’ve published several essays about the book on the website.

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Clint Irwin steps into the time machine  

First, we catch up with Clint Irwin, starting goalkeeper for Toronto FC ahead of Saturday’s MLS Cup final, aka the Biggest Game of His Life. Then, we hop back to the summer of 2015, when George was passing through Denver and dropped in on the Colorado Rapids starting goalkeeper, Clint Irwin. Same guy! In that interview, Clint tells his amazing story of bouncing around the lower leagues of American and Canadian soccer before finally making it in MLS.

Rob Stone, MLS playoffs, and the year’s best goal  

Check out this incredible, injury-time equalizer bicycle kick scored by a goalkeeper.

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Making sense of the Klinsmann era  

Simon Evans: “Jurgen Klinsmann, a lone revolutionary in conservative U.S. soccer culture

Watch the Puskas Award nominees and then vote for the that one is most embarrassing for the defending team in this week’s poll.

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Our Jurgen Klinsmann Problem  

Bobby and George talk about a calamitous few days for the U.S. men’s national team. What went wrong against Costa Rica. Can it be fixed? Could Bruce Arena take over? And does that open the door for Landon Donovan’s return (OMG).

Then Dennie Wendt joins to introduce Red or Dead by David Peace, the Howler Book Club’s first selection.

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Bobby Warshaw argues that Jurgen is not fit to coach the USMNT
Dennie Wendt on loving Red or Dead
This week’s poll: is it okay to wear the jersey of a player who is younger than you are?
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David Goldblatt’s game at the end of the world  

The phenomenon of a single away fan traveling to support his team. Mike Goodman on squad lifecycles and how the best teams manage their rosters to stay competitive every season. David Goldblatt makes an announcement and the decade of soccer since he wrote The Ball Is Round.

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