Larry Miller Show

Larry Miller Show

United States

Larry tells stories from his own life, in the tradition of great American radio raconteurs like Jean Shepherd and Garrison Keilor. Miller's tales are smart without being stuffy or hostile, and uplifting without being naive. Join the party! It's time well spent! Larry Miller is best known for roles in Waiting For Guffman, Best in Show and 10 Things I Hate About You, as well as his standup comedy. Now he brings his sharp wit and genteel manner to his very own podcast.


Dining In Old Hollywood  

Larry celebrates a great audition by stopping for a bite at an old Hollywood eatery! Then hear what the blonde did with the chainsaw, the poem "Revenge" by Revenge by Letitia Elizabeth Landon and Larry talks about the classic movie "The Bishop's Wife."

Quote of the week: "This is a show so good, I want to hear it."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Long Lost Coffee Commercials  

Have coffee TV commercials gone extinct? Shocking! Positively shocking. And what ever happened to the percolator? Larry ruminates about this and also why Oddjob had to schlep Goldfinger's golf clubs around in the hot southern sun, in a tuxedo, no less! It was an odd job for Oddjob.

Mother's Day on Milleronia! (Rebroadcast)  

What makes a great Mother's day gift? An ashtray made of matchsticks? Waking your Mom up early so she can witness the destruction of her kitchen? Yes and yes. Plus, Larry talks about the tear-jerker classic movie "I Remember Mama" and then he recites "A Little While" by Dante Gabriel Rossetti.

Quote of the week: "Right after that, they probably slice your head off."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

How To (Not) Win The Lottery (Rebroadcast)  

Larry's not a big lottery ticket getter, but he got in on the big Powerball! And we hear a funny story about talking his Dad into buying a ticket. And Larry's wife's plans for a relaxing weekend at the beach come slightly unhinged and not even Larry's fancy Hugh Hefner pajamas can fix it.

Quote of the week: "You tell 'em."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Girl Scout Kooky! (Rebroadcast)  

Girl Scouts give Larry the cold shoulder, but he buys their cookies anyway! Learn to say "Gesundheit" in at least two languages! Tales of Larry's latest anniversary celebration! Featuring Larry's take on "Wuthering Heights" on Magic Movie Moment and his recitation of "Barefoot Boy" on Poetry Corner.

Quote of the week: "That's all I'm going to say. No it's not!"

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry Meets The Bank Dick  

Larry revisits The War of 1812 and wonders how much work it was for the British to do so much darn colonizing. And Larry talks about the classic WC Fields movie "The Bank Dick."

Quote of the week: "It sets your teeth just right."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry Loves Labor (Day)  

Larry gives a brief history of Labor Day and its relation to the less popular billy club. And Larry re-recounts two of his brief encounters with celebrities. Then he recites "Fruit of the Flower" by Countee Cullen and talks about the classic movie "Mr. Lucky."

Quote of the week: "it's like being a prisoner of war in Finland."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Binder Clips or Paper Clips?  

In a tribute to Gene Wilder, Larry talks about the great movie "The Producers." Then he discusses perfection of the paper clip, the beauty of the binder clip and the reliable rubber band -- and how we can't throw them out. Then Larry recites the poem "In School Days" by John Greenleaf Whittier.

Gee Whiz, It's Show Biz!  

Gee whiz becomes ho hum really fast, but not for Larry! He never gets tired of Hollywood. Hear about him horsing around on studio lots and the secret of dressing room mirrors! Plus, whistling through graveyards, Larry recites "The Footsteps of Angels" by Longfellow and talks about the movie "The Americanization of Emily."

Quote of the week: "Clarification: I was in a bar."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Key Larr-go  

Larry's morning routine is messed up by mainland politics, which are unlike the easy election machinations on Milleronia! Larry talks about boozy molls, Key Largo, phony phone calls and why you're not allowed to swear on a walkie talkie. And finally, Larry recites an amazing poem, "The House With Nobody In It" by Joyce Kilmer.

Quote of the Week: "Is Bob Gaelic there?"

Producer Colonel Jeff Fox

The Duke & Other Drinkers (Rebroadcast)  

Larry recites "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead in honor of the passing of Lemmy Kilmister! Then he talks about the new Duke Spirits brand of bourbon, inspired by John Wayne, which leads into stories about hard drinkers like Jackie Gleason! With a big wink and hot cha cha!

Quote of the week: "She's very nicely constructed. Bless her heart."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Oh, The Zoomanity!  

Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what happens when a blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde cop? And when is it too soon to think about going back to school? And congrats to Ollie Dungmeister, foreman of Volcano #2! He's retiring after 50 years of happy service!

Quote of the week: "People like that run for congress."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Remembering Garry Marshall  

Larry shares memories of the late Garry Marshall and their time on his "happy sets." Then Larry fights a losing battle with a bloomin' onion but has an otherwise lovely time at Outback Steak House. And Larry recites "Sonnet VII" by John Milton and talks about the Bing Crosby movie "Going My Way."

Quote of the week: "You can smell it in a lead box."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

The Good, The Bad & The Larry  

Larry tells about Abraham Lincoln distracting a wino in New York City. Then Larry searches for the planet where all the drinks are free and all the women look like Julie Newmar! Hear about the political conventions on Milleronia (or lack thereof), The Good, The Bad and The Ugly and the poem "Summer" by Alexander Pope, not to be confused with Pope Alexander.

Quote of the week: "I know dat guy."

Producer Colonel Jeff Fox

Daniel Boone Sat Here  

Larry returns from a road trip to NYC and Kentucky, one of which was Daniel Boone country. Tune in to find out which! And hear the tale of Colonel Jeff's long, long, long day, which included breaking into a guest's car after recording with Alison Rosen and a Peter Gunn marathon. Larry talks about the movie "Big Jake" and recites the moving poem, "A City's Death."

Doing More With Less  

We have our first guest ever -- Larry's son who is about to be deployed overseas! But before that, hear about if Mr. Doorman stole the couch, the movie "Jaws," Larry's extremely broken toilet seat and what "Marine tough" is. (Hint: It has something to do with the broken toilet seat and hot sauce.)

Quote of the week: "I wasn't looking for it for free. Well, I was."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Born On The 4th of Ju-Larry  

Why shooting bottle rockets doesn't count as college credit, Larry's dog goes to the dentist and why you should never work with dogs, babies or W.C. Fields. And Larry recites the full poem "The Defence of Fort McHenry," which is the source of the lyrics for "The Star Spangled Banner." And on Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the Errol Flynn classic, "Robin Hood."

Quote of the week: "The backyard fireworks of his idiot friend."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

The Napoleon of Milleronia!  

Larry celebrates the anniversary of Waterloo with some sweet, sweet Napoleon chat! And it just wouldn't be a summer solstice without Larry missing the summer solstice. Also hear about dead goldfish from the summer fair and which is worse, the French Disease or the English Disease.

Quote of the week: "Congratulations, Dr. IQ, it's you and the Russian winter."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

School's Out!  

Our most ABSOOORBING episode ever! School's out on Milleronia and Larry talks about summertime fun, why he inadvertently wore a confederate cap to the Lincoln memorial and which is the better type of cow, a JUHHHHSEY or a GUHHHRNSEY. Plus, the movie "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum" and a recitation of the moving poem "Casabianca."

Quote of the week: "A shady guy smile."

Producer Colonel Jeff Fox

A Fart Falls In The Forest  

If a fart falls in the forest and nobody hears it, is it still funny? What if it happens in a Chinese restaurant and EVERYBODY hears it? Well, Larry asks that question, and not hypothetically, we're afraid to say. Plus remembrance of D-Day, a look back at "Saving Private Ryan" and Larry once again recites the great American anthem "Casey At The Bat."

Quote of the week: "By the way, cut off his head."
Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

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