Larry Miller Show

Larry Miller Show

United States

Larry tells stories from his own life, in the tradition of great American radio raconteurs like Jean Shepherd and Garrison Keilor. Miller's tales are smart without being stuffy or hostile, and uplifting without being naive. Join the party! It's time well spent! Larry Miller is best known for roles in Waiting For Guffman, Best in Show and 10 Things I Hate About You, as well as his standup comedy. Now he brings his sharp wit and genteel manner to his very own podcast.

Episodes

The St. Massacre Day Valentine  

A Valentine's Day ambush by Larry and why won't Larry throw out a hazelnut almond milk creamer even though it's absolutely disgusting? Plus, the story of the real St. Valentine. Then Larry recites a poem by the great beat poet Allen Ginsberg. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "It's fun to say, but not fun to drink."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Welcome Home, Kid  

Larry welcomes home his son from his first tour of duty in the Middle East. Plus a tribute to Professor Irwin Corey, Barbara Hale and John Hurt. And at some point, Larry does his first-ever Jim Morrison impression. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "I'm always willing to be suspicious at the drop of a hat."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Unordinary People  

We give tip of the hat to the late Mary Tyler Moore and Miguel Ferrer. And Larry talks about seeing himself on an episode of Seinfeld while being on the road with Seinfeld. Now, let's get those corn flakes back in the box.

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Quote of the week: "If you can't fly in your underwear then, when can you?"

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

There Is No New In "News" (Rebroadcast)  

Larry is baffled by the Iowa caucuses and the news coverage around them. Then, he owns up to having spent $100 on a bottle of wine. Was it worth it? Tune in to find out! And find out what the Rabbi said in Hawaii, what makes a mad day at black rock and hear the poem "Bury Me In A Free Land" by Frances Harper. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the Week: "They get a hurricane about every 40 minutes and it kills everyone."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Hot Pastrami!  

Nineteen pretty women come to meet handsome firemen and find Larry telling jokes. Ture story. Larry explains why 13 portions of hot pastrami are about right and where he stands on the rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher debate. Then he recites, "Fate" by Ralph Waldo Emerson and talks about a great moment from the 1964 classic movie "The Pink Panther."

Quote of the week: "I had pastrami on my mind."

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An Ode To Snow Days  

What's better than a snow day? Maybe an armistice. Plus a tribute to the late Carnegie Deli, where they would have served creamed herring. If only it were Jewish food. And Larry talks about Meryl Streep and Sophie's Choice on Magic Movie Moment. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "No one goes against me in weather wishes."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

A Tribute To Carrie & Debbie  

Larry gives a tip of the hat to Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds as he talks about his love of "Singing In The Rain" and working with Carrie Fisher in a writer's room. Also, find out if dogs celebrate new year's seven times a year or not and what happens when a gorilla walks into a bar. Plus a look into the secret NYE celebrations on Milleronia. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "Whoa, that's meat."

Blizzard On Milleronia!  

The operating system update on the Milleronia weather machine did not go well. So, the studio is snowed in until after the New Year when the streets will be plowed with hot lava. Please enjoy this New Year's treat and we'll see you in 1937 or 2017, whichever comes first.

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Does He Drink Coffee 2016  

Our annual Christmas Special is here with Larry's traditional re-telling of his famous Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" in which Larry tries to "go clean" for Christmas with the help of an Indian shop keeper. And we've got a bonus story about Larry eating hot peppers at a new Vietnamese restaurant. Finally, Larry recites "Twas The Night Before Christmas."

Enjoy, thanks for listening, a hearty nominum quid geminus to you! We'll see you in the new year!

Quote of the week: "I looked like a lounge singer in the '50s."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

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And Zero Mostel As Santa  

Is there such a thing as sending Christmas cards too early? Find out what makes Putin smile and hear about Larry working on a special Christmas episode of a TV show. Plus a brief tribute to Alan Thicke.

On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "The Cry Of A Lost Soul" by John Greenleaf Whittier and talks about "The Song Of Bernadette" on Magic Movie Moment. (FYI this episode is not on OPSEC.)

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Quote of the week: "Fall back, spring ahead and always bring a sweater."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

From Here To Larry-ternity  

In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Larry talks about the movie "From Here To Eternity" and Pearl Harbor vets. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "The Glory Of Age" by Edgar Albert Guest. http://LarryMillerShow.com

That Turkey Thing  

Larry looks back at the things he is grateful for, including that potato thing and that turkey thing, also family. Then Larry talks about the holiday classic, "The Wizard of Oz" and recites "Sun and Shadow" by Oliver Wendell Holmes.

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I Want Good Stuffing!  

Larry talks about why the best Thanksgiving meal is the one at midnight, when you're sneaking into the fridge for leftovers for the first time! And why the simplest recipes are the best and why no vegetables are allowed!

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Larry's Tough Epiphany  

Larry faces a tough moment after a crazy week and takes stock in his life. And we have a first for TLMS, as The Poetry Corner and Magic Movie Moment both have the same title -- Splendor In The Grass. (Although one of them has a superfluous number of vowels in its spelling.) Tune in, drop out and don't step into a volcano.

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Your Post-Election Antidote  

The dulcet tones of Larry Miller are the perfect antidote to soothe the nation's jangled nerves. Take a listen, if you're patriotic enough, bub! Will Larry's big election prediction be correct? Tune in and find out! Plus, more Millard Fillmore facts than you can shake a stick at. And Larry continues his unpopular defense of daylight savings time. Then we hear about the movie "Sullivan's Travels." http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "It's Monday. No, we say it's Friday."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Anchovy Martinis?  

In defense of the maligned anchovy, Larry brainstorms the possibility of an anchovy martini! Then hear about Uncle Zio's giant, grubby hands and how they made the most delicious sandwich Larry ever had. And which is worse, volcano #2 or the DMV? Then Larry talks about the great Kubrick film, Dr. Strangelove.

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Quote of the week: "Did I do that out loud? I did."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Baseball vs. Politics  

We talk about not talking about politics. And then something a lot less heated, the World Series. Chicago and Cleveland -- two cities you'll never have to say "Nominum Quid Geminus?" in. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "Even they don't want your vote. You're too empty and boring to listen to."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Dining In Old Hollywood  

Larry celebrates a great audition by stopping for a bite at an old Hollywood eatery! Then hear what the blonde did with the chainsaw, the poem "Revenge" by Revenge by Letitia Elizabeth Landon and Larry talks about the classic movie "The Bishop's Wife." http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "This is a show so good, I want to hear it."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Long Lost Coffee Commercials  

Have coffee TV commercials gone extinct? Shocking! Positively shocking. And what ever happened to the percolator? Larry ruminates about this and also why Oddjob had to schlep Goldfinger's golf clubs around in the hot southern sun, in a tuxedo, no less! It was an odd job for Oddjob.

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Mother's Day on Milleronia! (Rebroadcast)  

What makes a great Mother's day gift? An ashtray made of matchsticks? Waking your Mom up early so she can witness the destruction of her kitchen? Yes and yes. Plus, Larry talks about the tear-jerker classic movie "I Remember Mama" and then he recites "A Little While" by Dante Gabriel Rossetti. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "Right after that, they probably slice your head off."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

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