18: Galapagos!  

Maggie and Adam go to the Galapagos! We talk hammerhead sharks, penguins, turtles, flamingos, sea lions and strange landscapes. Adam has opinions about how to walk in grocery stores and Maggie learns that rented wetsuits smell terrible. 



Show NotesMap of this leg of the journey from Guanote to Guayaquil (and the Galapagos!).Our boat, Treasure of the Galapagos   

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17: Adam Hears a Who  

Maggie and Adam are in Ecuador! We talk camping in the Cotopaxi National Park, haggling for a trip to the Galapagos and whether or not we nearly started a forest fire in a camp site full of kindling. Shadow drives 15K feet above sea level, Adam's technical corner covers solar panels, and Maggie is cold. Like, all of the time.  


Shadow at 15,000 feet. NBD

 Show NotesMap of this leg of the journey from Quito to a forest near a small town called GuanoteMaggie's favorite moment from The OfficeAdam's favorite 100 Watt 12 Volt Monocrystalline Foldable Solar Suitcase on AmazonUnder Armour: our secret weapon against cold, hot, and stink, Adam's and Maggie's   

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16: Adam Pays a Bribe  

Au Revoir, Colombia! Or, adios? I guess? Adam and Maggie talk border crossings, bribes, new friends, violence in Southern Colombia, and do an end-of-visit country recap. They also introduce two new segments: Adam's technical corner, and Maggie's Self-Care Pillow Fort. 



Show NotesMap of this leg of the Journey from Cali to QuitoEl Diablo Es Puerco Restaurant in Ibarra   

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15: Maggie Pees Her Pants  

Maggie and Adam are back on the road, from Medellin to Cali with lots of stops along the way. They talk election calamity, bug bites, Colombian driving habits and the various strengths and weaknesses of the She-Wee product. Maggie takes a cry break. Adam scratches himself. They're back to their normal, disgusting selves again. 


Bogata's traffic map, wearing a Christmas tree costume

 Show Notes:Map of this leg of the journey from Medellin to Cali.. the long wayShadow, on a rickety bridge over the River Magdalena after exiting a dirt road tunnelThis giant orange road banner warning of a closed bridge did not bode wellShe Wee -- and now you can pee your pants, too!Donate to the ACLUDonate to Planned Parenthoo   

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Interview: Conor Flavin  

We snagged an interview with Conor Flavin, of the U.N. here in Colombia. He talks travel, knowing when to quit, and potential reasons for the Peace Referendum being rejected. He's been stationed in Ethiopia, Somalia, Nicaragua and now Colombia, and he's been an incredible resource to us on this trip. Plus he's got a great radio voice, so. You're welcome.

   Show NotesThe U.N. Refugee Agency on TwitterConor on FacebookGet ready for a trip to Colombia with Colombia: A Comedy of Errors   

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14: Replacement Maggie  

Adam is joined in Colombia by friend of the show Jonathan Goldman while Maggie is “abroad” in San Francisco. Topics include the drive from Bogota to Medellin, the Salt Cathedral, Pablo Escobar’s hacienda-turned-theme-park, and how to find an Illuminati bar.

Show Notes

Map of this leg of our journey from Bogota to MedellinThe reason Maggie is "abroad": her new children's book Also an OctopusHacienda Napoles' strangely familiar brandingAdam's picture of the Lioness attacking a BuzzardJonathan Goldman's photography website   

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Interview: Desk to Glory  

Richard and Ashley have been driving around North, Central and South America off and on since 2013-- and were a huge inspiration to us while we were still planning. So we're SUPER thrilled to present this interview with them! They tell us all about plans thwarted, camping next to an actively erupting volcano, and an enthusiastic cop / recreational herpetologist. 


Richard and Ashley with their new friend and black mamba enthusiast near El Cocuy in Colombia.


Show Notes:
Desk to Glory Blog
Desk to Glory Instagram
Desk to Glory Facebook


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Interview: She Explores  

We are joined by special guest Gale Straub of She Explores to discuss making the decision to go adventuring, traveling on your own and with a partner, building an online community, and how internet friends become real life friends.


Gale Straub with a superb example of "horizon eyes"

 Show NotesShe ExploresShe Explores on InstagramThe She Explores Podcast   

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13: That Would be Like Home  

Maggie and Adam go in to the mountains, and find among other things: sheep, sheep shit, beautiful vistas, a very friendly park ranger and also debilitating altitude sickness. A spa is visited, but no one feels relaxed, and we discuss relative safety in Colombia and now San Francisco, where we are now to celebrate the release of Maggie's first book, Also an Octopus.

The ideal test subject.  

Show NotesBuy Also an Octopus for the kiddo in your lifeBuy the Loose Lips Anthology for the pervert in your lifeLet's Not Panic on Instagram   
12: Adam Has Fleas  

Adam and Maggie head into the mountains of Colombia, and find among other things: beautiful vistas, gondolas, zip-lining, new friends and fleas. We answer some listener questions, and hope that people send in more! Maggie doesn't adopt a puppy, and Adam talks Zika research. 


Show Notes:

iOverlander -- the mandatory tool for this tripOur Drawer System, opened and shutDominion - it's awesome, but it's bulky Treat Yo Self from Parks and Rec



11: Stinky Purposes  

The road trip is definitely under way now, as we drive into the Guajira provence of Colombia to visit Punta Gallinas. Shadow drives like a superhero into some really tough terrain, and Maggie and Adam see goats, flamingos, baby sea turtles and more. Showers, of all shapes and sizes, are embraced, and Adam talks about his poo.


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Flamingos, man. Who do they think they are?

 Show NotesAlta Guajira Tours -- Tobias's tour companyMap of this leg, from Riohacha, to Punta Gallinas, to Valledupar History Tours -- Paola & Sergei's tour companyBF Goodrich T/A KO2 -- "the" tiresiOverlander -- great resource for overlanding, with great recommendations.Let's Not Panic on Instagram
10: Welcome Back, Shadow!  

After much turmoil, negotiation, false starts, and bureaucracy woes Shadow is back! We talk camping in the rainforest, monkeys, drama and adjusting to new social norms in this newest episode. Adam talks Zelda. Maggie fake cries. 


Ants! Look at em' work.


Show Notes:

Map of this leg, from Santa Marta to Tayrona to Riohacha Tayrona National ParkLet's Not Panic on Instagram    
9: ¡Goooooooool!  

Ready for some audible sighing? Because the car still hasn't been cleared by customs. Adam and Maggie pout about bureaucracy, but also play some poker, do some CrossFit and study some Spanish in Santa Marta, Colombia. Also, Adam gets pooped on by a pigeon. 


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   Show NotesBear Cave CrossFitAleja's Spanish Tutoring in Santa Marta, ColombiaMack Weldon: Use the code PANIC for 20% off!
8: Project Golden Nethers  

Adam and Maggie may be laying low in Cartagena right now, but that doesn't mean anxiety ain't running high. We talk strange fruit, the upfront costs of this trip--from the car to the camping equipment-- a little bit of Crossfit, and a lot about Adam's butt.


A rare photo of Adam with all his clothes on. 

 Show NotesSpreadsheet: Let's Not Panic Rough Upfront CostsToyota 4Runner ForumRuPaul's Drag Race on InstagramDesk to Glory on InstagramCrossfit Alinea on Instagram   
7: God Damn It Adam  


Adam and Maggie are in Cuba! And Adams got all the poop jokes you could ever need thanks to Maggie's debilitating bout with either a parasite/ the flu/ or food poisoning. Havana hucksters, currency woes, and the political climate in Cuba.

   Show NotesWhat a 45 minute line for wifi looks likeWhat dinner inside an interrogation cell looks like   
Interview: Imaginative Calamitist  

We are joined by Sharon Hall to talk about the risk of adopting children, maintaining a sense of humor towards your significant other, and what to do when your car is submerged underwater in a ravine.

Show NotesThe movie Desperately Seeking SusanThe movie The GameSeatbelt Cutter Window Breaker Emergency Escape ToolSharon Hall on TwitterThe Expanse on Twitter   
6: Scattering, Smattering, Splattering  

Adam is on the Belizian news. Hurricane Earl hits, and everyone's ok, except for that slide at Caribbean Villas. That slide is no more. We discuss anxiety, travel and otherwise, sponges on the beach, and how much chill is required to eat in Caye Caulker. Spoiler: all of it. All the chill. 

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Aftermath of Hurricane Earl on Ambergris Caye


Show Notes:

Let's Not Panic on InstagramLearn more about Caye Caulker and Ambergris Caye The Red Rising Trilogy was super fun to read, and a great salve against boredom   
5: ¡Hola!  

Adam and Maggie make it to Belize! It's beautiful here, what with the crystal clear, turquoise waters, the plumeria, the coral reef and all the varied, gorgeous fish. Oh yeah, there's also a tropical storm / maybe hurricane coming. No big deal, right? RIGHT?

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Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening. Photo cred to Adam, LOOK YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHTNING STRIKING THE OCEAN 

Show Notes:

Scuba School and Family Dive Center- we loved our time with them!Bert's Bee's Cuticle Cream- for mustachio'd scuba diversJungle Juice- the only mosquito repellant that's worked for Maggie   
Interview: Red is Not Retired  

We talked quitting your job to go do something impractical and cool, with stand-up comedian and podcaster, Red Scott. You may know Red from his amazing Game of Thrones recap podcast, Boars, Gore and Swords, and if you don't then you should. He's got some solid ideas about a life worth living, and he's also hilarious.


This is Red's face, and his best navy button-down shirt. Photo cred: Hal Bergman 


Show Notes: 
Follow Red on Twitter or on Tumblr 
Subscribe to Boars, Gore and Swords, and then follow them on Twitter
Read that article Red talked about 

4: Good Job, Eventually  

Food is very important. Tacos are very important. Barbecue is very important. Anyway, we liked Austin, and by that we mean it was delicious. 


Adam and Maggie eat their way through Austin and now New Orleans. We respond to some listener questions, and talk breakfast tacos. Mostly this episode is about food. Mostly, food is our number one priority anyway, so, there's that. Adam ate 1.5 lbs of meat in a single sitting. 

Show Notes: 

Torchy's TacosTacodeliLambert's BBQFreedman's BBQCommander's Palace   
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