No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

United Kingdom

A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), Anna Ptaszynski and an assortment of other elves. Head to www.qi.com/podcast for bonus extras

Episodes

Episode 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper  

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.

Episode 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill  

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.

Episode 127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'  

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.

Episode 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn  

Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.

Episode 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix  

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.

Episode 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream  

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.

Episode 123 - No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch  

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.

Episode 122 - No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon  

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.

Episode 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre  

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.

Episode 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin  

Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.

Episode 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery  

Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.

Episode 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider  

This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.

Episode 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth  

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.

Episode 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain  

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.

Episode 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot  

Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.

Episode 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump  

Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.

Episode 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle  

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.

Episode 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier  

Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.

Episode 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat  

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.

Episode 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box  

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.

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