Plumbing the Death Star

Plumbing the Death Star

United Kingdom

In which we ask the important questions in pop culture and dissect fictional universes. Because seriously, who deals with super weapon sanitation and imperial employee agreements? If you’re looking for serious discussions, this isn't the podcast you're looking for and we are so sorry about that joke. New episode every Monday!

Episodes

What Would You Do in Westworld? (Feat. Adam)  

In which our heroes take the train into Sweetwater, drink copious amounts of whiskey, and expand their horizons as we ask what would you do in Westworld. Adam decides he'd be a monster and a hero, Jackson knows he'd get suckered in and die in the desert, and Zammit just wants to know if he can let his teenage son fuck a robot. So choose your hat, holster your revolver, and beat the shit out of Teddy. they're just milk robots anyway. Want to help support the show? Just head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and you can! In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com

How Many Crimes Does the Agent Cody Banks Program Commit? (Feat. The Weekly Muniz)  

In which our heroes apply to be child spies via a comic book, go to a summer school that's actually a CIA base and tell their parents nothing while asking just how many crimes does the Agent Cody Banks Program commit? Jackson is worried about the parents, Duscher is too cool for comic books, Hayden hates Agent Cody Banks 2 a lot for someone who has an entire podcast about Frankie Muniz and Duncan just wants everyone to know that he's pretty sure he owns a skate shop now. So join the gang as they go through Agent Cody Banks with a fine tooth comb and find a lot of sexual harassment. Like, A LOT. It's not great. Mm. Want to help support the show? Just head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and you can! In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. Want to get in contact with us? Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio

How Dare Wizards?! (Feat. Adam & Shanks)  

In which our heroes witness a lot of fantastic beasts, find out where to find them and then rudely get their mind wiped of the whole event while asking "How Dare Wizards?!" Jackson agrees with the Second Salemers (no surprises there), Zammit has no faith in Obliviate, Shanks doesn't think the US ministry should trust Newt at all and Adam just wants to sing a song about brain damage. So join the gang as they explore the direct implications of the events of Fantastic Beasts and realise that, oh boy, things are wrong. Want to help support the show? Just head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and you can! In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And you can check out our new show Geekdown right here; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw.

How Does the After Life Work in Pirates of the Caribbean? (Feat. Michael Williams and Adam)  

In which our heroes receive the black spot, steal cursed aztec gold, and become king to a tribe of cannibals as we ask how does the afterlife work in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe? We try to seperate the heavens, wonder how zombies fit into it, and become overwhelmed with gods. Adam is mad at Davey Jones for not doing his job, Jackson thinks the afterlife must be physical and becomes afraid, and Michael just struggles to remember what those films were even about. So set sail for the open sea, drink way to much rum, and just hope to Calypso you don't die. Because, like, who knows where you'd end up. Want to hire a more competent ferryman? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start canvassing hires. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and if you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.

If You Were a James Bond Villain What Would Your Scheme Be? (Feat. Michael Williams)  

In which our heroes buy a fluffy white cat, sit menacingly in a chair, and try to cause irreparable damage to the world when we ask: if you were a bond villain, what would your scheme be? We discuss the function of Q, wonder why M is called M, and try to colonise mars a bit. Jackson wants to use the moon like a bullet, Duscher goes by the unpleasant name of Sinkhole, and Michael just wants to hurt Bond's feelings. So sip your martini, adjust your tux, and enjoy the greatest trilogy of bond films ever made. Debatably. Want to help Sinkhole get the broom of his dreams? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start Q working right away. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.

Which Fictional Character Would Make a Better Santa Claus? (Feat. Adam)  

In which our heroes are recovering from a big Christmas party where they drank too much eggnog and brandy, realised they forgot to do a write up and so are just gonna cobble something together at the last minute as we ask which fictional character would make the best Santa? We probably suggest superman at some point, seems a fair bet, almost definitely traumatise a child, and ruin Christmas one way or the other. Zammit probably chooses an X-Man, we bet Adam gets frustrated and/or smug, and Jackson almost definitely suggests something horrifying. So gather all your Christmas cheer, eat a candy cane, and decorate the tree. Merry Christmas. Nuh nuh nuh Nana I'm loving it. Want to help Adam ruin and save Christmas? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can contribute to childhood obesity. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.

What Did We Think of Rogue 1: A Star War Story?  

In which we talk about Rogue 1 instead of being in bed asleep.

What Do We Think Is Going To Happen In Rogue 1?  

In which our heroes talk about their expectations about soon-to-be-released Star War film about people of ill-dispute and numerical values. We talk about trailers, the problems with franchise films and what they could do that would make us hate it. Zammit immediately reneges on his own rules, Jackson wants to make things brighter, and Duscher just remains smug. So sit back and listen to us talk about about a galaxy far, far away that’s a little bit more back into the past than what we’re used to. Want to help defend third world countries against an Iron Man? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start building defences. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.

Which Comic Book Hero Would Make the Best Horror Movie Villain? LIVE  

In which our heroes step up on stage, examine the villains of comic book fame, and then test them out for villainy as we ask which comic book hero would make a good horror movie villain? We talk the cuteness of maggots, give our house to Krypto the Superdog, and make love to a fish. Jackson paints a Lovecraftian picture of Aquaman, Duscher is scared of Superman's raw power, and Zammit just wishes people were more afraid of the Wolverine. So sit back and enjoy as the Plumbing Boys attempt to find the spookiest super hero they can. It ends up with Professor X because of course it does. Want to help defend third world countries against an Iron Man? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start building defences. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And you can watch this episode, and more, on Sanspants CinemaScope here; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.

If You Could Exploit a Trope from Television for Financial Gain or Personal Benefit Which One Would You Pick and How Would You Do So? (Feat. Michael Williams and Adam)  

In which our heroes enter the world of television, decide they need to make a quick buck, and then get hoisted by their own petard as we ask if you could exploit a trope from television for financial gain or personal benefit what would it be? We talk the availability of radios, the star power of Bill Clinton, and weather or not sleeping is a skill. Duscher's Nan gets murdered, Adam does his best to steal treasure, Michael has a run in with Lil' Wayne, and Jackson gets his self esteem destroyed. So turn on your tv, aquire the amount of money you specifically needed at that point, get stabbed because it's christmas, and steal some gems from some children. With special guest Lil Wayne and Bill Clinton. Want to help Adam destroy a skate park for a strip mall? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can get started. And don’t forget to sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription! Also check out Michael’s podcasts It’s A Duck Blur and Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

How Would You Survive in Skyrim if You Weren't the Main Character? (Feat. Adam)  

In which our heroes stop eating souls, give the finger to the Greybeards, and become an NPC as we ask the important questions like how would you survive in Skyrim as not the main character. We talk about the invulnerability of beggars, take refuge in a dress shop, and die anyway as Alduin eats the world. Adam hitches himself to the main character, Jackson chooses poorly every time, and Zammit just asks a lot of questions. So find the least occupied corner of Skyrim, hunker down, and do your very best not to get caught up in someone else’s destiny. It's harder than it sounds. Want to help Adam get a job at Dragonsreach? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can really punch up his resume. And don’t forget to be a magic boy or girl by heading to http://www.lootcrate.com/letmedie, use the promo code letmedie to save some serious $$$ on your next lootcrate subscription!

How Would You Survive in Skyrim? (Feat. Adam)  

In which our heroes embrace their draconic heritage, kill a dragon with a great axe, and then drink to absorb its delicious soul as we ask how would you survive Skyrim? We try to avoid our heroic destiny, put all our skill points into sneak and archery, and exploit the system to make ourselves very powerful. Jackson outright refuses to do good, Adam makes a potion to improve his smithing and smiths a dagger to improve his potions, and Zammit just wants to sit the main villain down and share a sneaky beer. So sit back and enjoy the ballad of Jackson, Zammit and Adam, who solved a lot of problems but then went into hiding because they couldn’t be bothered solving any more. Want to help us not die in this magical world of wonderment? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can show you this one trick on how to not die in Skyrim AND loose that belly fat. Doctors hate us. And don’t forget to be a magic boy or girl by heading to http://www.lootcrate.com/letmedie, use the code letmedie to save some serious $$$ on your next lootcrate subscription!

What Did We Think of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them? (feat. Adam and Ryder)  

In which our heroes really do not want to stay up later than they absolutely have to so they're doing all this as fast as they can. Jackson has issues with the ending, Joel will have to do all the editing, Adam downs half a bottle of schnapps and Ryder just fucking loved those Beasts.

What Do We Think Is Going To Happen In Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them? (Feat. Adam)  

In which our heroes wonder what is going to happen in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them? We usually write longer ones but we're running late for our movie. LOOTCRATE! Shit. Gotta spruik that! lootcrate.com/letmedie. Perfect. Got it one! And as always you can follow along on twitter with #letmedie. We did it boys!

If Australia Had a Wizarding School How Would it Function? (Feat. Adam)  

In which our heroes grab a wand, throw on a cloak and head into their own backyard as they ask if Australia were to have a Wizarding School, how would it function? Join the two Plumbing boys who aren't Duscher and special guest Adam as they explore how being a wizard but also hot would work, give themselves horrific but also appropriate magic names and ignore winter. Jackson has the hiccups, Adam never watches football and Zammit is just sick of having his lack of knowledge exposed. It's a magical, but uniquely Australian time where those without magic are definitely, 100% officially called muggos. Just ask JK. Want to help us build the Wattlebush Academy? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can pick up some portables on the cheap. And don’t forget to be a magic boy or girl by heading to http://www.lootcrate.com/letmedie, use the code letmedie to save some serious $$$ on your next lootcrate subscription! Also, if you’ve got time check out our video only YouTube channel; Sanspants CinemaScope and if you’re in Melbourne and want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live in December you can!; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX.

Which Fictional Universe Has the Worst Moral Message? (Feat. Follow)  

In which our heroes consume all of pop culture, sit alone in their rooms and then use this knowledge to make real life decisions while asking Which Fictional Universe Has the Worst Moral Message? Join the Plumbing boys as they battle through constant interruptions from Zoe taking selfies, constant interruptions from Adam sneezing and constant interruptions from Follow (may he rest in peace) knocking everything off our recording desk. Jackson reveals how close to anime he can get without getting a blood nose, Zammit is angry we wasted money on sending a man to space and Duscher just wants to make everyone get out their phones literally the moment the episode starts. Today's episode is a real exercise in professionalism and we bloody nail it, so let's have a moment of silence to celebrate the unwavering motivation of the boys. We did it. Want to help us afford a new dog with an untwistable stomach? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can get right on that. And don’t forget to check out our video only YouTube channel; Sanspants CinemaScope!

Cars What?!  

In which our heroes rev their engines, lick their lips, and melt their brains in confusion and fear as we ask Cars! What? We try to explain cars as bugs, attempt to explain the Car Pope, and try to comprehend the logistics of hollowing out a plane. Zammit goes into too much detail about Car Hitler, Jackson thinks cars bone like wolves, and Duscher just doesn’t want anyone to worry. So go to the infosphere to get your career, milk a tractor for its mystery milk, and grow a baby car in your trunk. Its a confusing, terrifying world, and we come to basically no conclusions. Help. Want to help us get to the bottom of this? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start working on a plausible theory today. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. And don’t forget to check out our Super Gym Friends and Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG on iTunes today!

Which Fictional Universe Offers the Worst Education? LIVE from Sydney!  

In which our heroes drove for 9 hours, checked into an Air B&B from hell and did a live show in Sydney while asking which fictional Universe Has the worst education system? It's a wild ride where the boys discuss the logistics of an education solely by booping, investigate school ruses within ruses and just wish Jackson would stop publicly supporting genocide. Zammit can't figure out if Cyclops is alive or dead, Duscher doesn't want to shoot his dog and Jackson just can't help himself. Brace yourselves as the boys realise that no such thing as a perfect education, while almost simultaneously realising that nothing will ever stop Jackson's burping rampage. Nothing. Want to help us have the best education? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can learn gud. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. And don’t forget to check out everything Dinosaur Park related on iTunes, https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/dinosaur-world/ and https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/imagination-adventures-limited-run/

What Do the Public Know About the Avengers Initiative? (Feat. Mr SundayMovies)  

In which our heroes look out their windows, see a whole lot of super heroics occurring, but struggle to make out terribly much as we ask what does the general public know about the Avengers? We confuse Thor with a Buff Nan, spend most of the time hiding under things, and lose count of how many Iron Men there are. James wants to move to the country, Duscher recalls the day the Hulks came, Zammit intends to give his children powers at whatever the cost, and Jackson just tries to describe the events of Avengers to the rest of the gang as they hide under a car. So prepare yourself for another confusing super hero event, do your best to make out whats going on amidst the colour and light, and then call your insurance company about the Hulk. Hopefully they can do something about whats going on. Want to help us afford Hulk insurance? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can protect our assists today. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.

If You Were a Superman Villain What Would Your Gimmick Be? (Feat. Mr SundayMovies)  

In which our heroes pick up a comic, flick through the pages and decide to give this Superman fella the business while asking if we were a Superman villain, what would our gimmick be? Straight off the bat we discuss evil wizards, the keys to hassling Superman and the in and outs of Lex Luthor's land deals. Jackson has a complex plan to put Superman back in a TV, Zammit remembers that the Irredeemable comic is super good, Duscher tries to argue the logistics of a sentient tornado and James just wants everyone to remember that Pa Kent is a bad bloke. Join us as we all realise very quickly why Superman villains are all the same and if there is one take away lesson from today's episode it's that you should never trust a dog. Want to help us hassle Superman’s grapes? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start giving him the business today. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.

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