Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

United Kingdom

Six friends play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons), and do their best as a mercenary company in the Country-City Atla. Will they become the greatest warriors who ever swung a pointed bit of metal? How long can they last uncursed and with all their limbs? You'll probably have to listen to find out.


Episode 184 – Preorder Bodyparts  

A pile of corndogs can only lie around so long. Eventually, they need to be put to use. The team decides to finally assemble the antidote, collecting the final ingredients quickly.

Episode 183 – The Price of Nepotism  

As the dust settles, it’s time for the battles that aren’t sung about. Plans to take care of those bereft of hearth and home, and reunions with hard-hearted family.

Episode 182 – Oontz Wizard  

It’s time to fight the main behind the burning curtain. But Hickory hasn’t stopped his assault, and the damage begins to mount. Can our heroes survive, let alone end the fight in time?

Episode 181 – Almost Disaster  

The clock is ticking down on Hickory’s life, and our heroes begin to despair at what seems like a hopeless fight. Can they find the path to rescue him?

Episode 180 – Hickory Spiced  

Oh painful, obvious, irony-of-ironies. Our heroes have found their friend, but the field of battle is no place to rescue an ally.

Episode 179 – Bathroom Confessional  

The riddle looms over battle and blood. Will a simple turn of phrase spell doom for the heroes? Have they conquered everything in their path so far only to fall to some well thrown bottles...

Episode 178 – Riddlebots  

Blood, pain, fury. Combat rages, but soon our heroes most feared opponent rears it’s head: Riddles!

Episode 177 – Asset Investment  

A battle for blood and life rages on, but on the outskirts the rest of the crew tries to see if they can’t make a quick buck. It’s not like the next opponent will have...

Episode 176 – Beard Beer  

The Pit calls for blood of warforged, but the only thing spilled so far is wizard blood and dwarven alcohol. Can our heroes keep winning, or will their next mysterious opponent take them out.

Episode 175 – Late Title Card  

Blood and music, sweat and dreams. All can be found in the chaos of the pit. The only question is if our heroes will find the truth there too, as they walk into the arena...

Episode 174 – In The Club  

While Dweezil and Shira deposit some much needed money for the new orphanage, the rest of the crew descends into a pit of blood, alcohol and money to find the trail The Trolleyman has left...

Episode 420 – Professional Podcasters  

Our heroes press deeper into the Lower Bailey, pursuing the smallest of threads towards looming mysteries. Who knows to what depths it could lead them, or even what familiar faces.

Episode 172 – The Perfect Heist  

Revelations about their enemies, discoveries of strange new magics, none of this matters in the face of maybe getting paid!

Episode 171 – Powdered Children  

Something is hiding between the walls. The children of the Happy Sunshine Orphange knew something was watching, by what and why?

Episode 170 – Whispers of the Lost  

Our heroes accept a new job, but before they get to work, they take a small detour to Central Atla, seeking out the lost trolley man.

Episode 169 – Fleeting Wealth  

Finally, The morning is here. The danger of the night falls away, and all that’s left is level ups, magical rewards, and fantastic wealth. Just ignore your missing friends and enjoy yourself!

Episode 168 – Doing My Dot Best  

While some are woke in the middle of the night, alone against the shadows, at Pegasus Place our heroes spot something hiding in the forest. But it should be fine, after all how dangerous could...

Episode 167 – Just Silently Die  

Oh no! Something strikes in the middle of the night! How could anyone have known? Can Shira and Sapphire conquer what lurks in the night?

Episode 166 – False Alarm  

The chase is over, and our heroes go about setting up the orphans in the giant fey manor of Pegasus. Or, at least they will if Pegasus and Shira manage to escape their own assailants.

Episode 165 – Horsesplosion  

Keep running and don’t stop running! Unless maybe you’re Shira and Pegasus, in which case, stop running and fight 20 men all on your own.

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