Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

United Kingdom

Six friends play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons), and do their best as a mercenary company in the Country-City Atla. Will they become the greatest warriors who ever swung a pointed bit of metal? How long can they last uncursed and with all their limbs? You'll probably have to listen to find out.

Episodes

Episode 177 – Asset Investment  

A battle for blood and life rages on, but on the outskirts the rest of the crew tries to see if they can’t make a quick buck. It’s not like the next opponent will have...

Episode 176 – Beard Beer  

The Pit calls for blood of warforged, but the only thing spilled so far is wizard blood and dwarven alcohol. Can our heroes keep winning, or will their next mysterious opponent take them out.

Episode 175 – Late Title Card  

Blood and music, sweat and dreams. All can be found in the chaos of the pit. The only question is if our heroes will find the truth there too, as they walk into the arena...

Episode 174 – In The Club  

While Dweezil and Shira deposit some much needed money for the new orphanage, the rest of the crew descends into a pit of blood, alcohol and money to find the trail The Trolleyman has left...

Episode 420 – Professional Podcasters  

Our heroes press deeper into the Lower Bailey, pursuing the smallest of threads towards looming mysteries. Who knows to what depths it could lead them, or even what familiar faces.

Episode 172 – The Perfect Heist  

Revelations about their enemies, discoveries of strange new magics, none of this matters in the face of maybe getting paid!

Episode 171 – Powdered Children  

Something is hiding between the walls. The children of the Happy Sunshine Orphange knew something was watching, by what and why?

Episode 170 – Whispers of the Lost  

Our heroes accept a new job, but before they get to work, they take a small detour to Central Atla, seeking out the lost trolley man.

Episode 169 – Fleeting Wealth  

Finally, The morning is here. The danger of the night falls away, and all that’s left is level ups, magical rewards, and fantastic wealth. Just ignore your missing friends and enjoy yourself!

Episode 168 – Doing My Dot Best  

While some are woke in the middle of the night, alone against the shadows, at Pegasus Place our heroes spot something hiding in the forest. But it should be fine, after all how dangerous could...

Episode 167 – Just Silently Die  

Oh no! Something strikes in the middle of the night! How could anyone have known? Can Shira and Sapphire conquer what lurks in the night?

Episode 166 – False Alarm  

The chase is over, and our heroes go about setting up the orphans in the giant fey manor of Pegasus. Or, at least they will if Pegasus and Shira manage to escape their own assailants.

Episode 165 – Horsesplosion  

Keep running and don’t stop running! Unless maybe you’re Shira and Pegasus, in which case, stop running and fight 20 men all on your own.

Episode 164 – Clear Man-guage  

Trapped between a 200 foot drop, and 20 soldiers that want their heads. The end of the gauntlet to save the children is here, and unfortunately there’s a guillotine waiting to cut our heroes heads...

Episode 163 – Final Stretch  

Only a few more stories of rickety wooden walkway stand between our heroes and safety. Who will make it to end alive? How many children can survive the onslaught of attacks? How many punches can...

Episode 162 – Too Many Punches  

An escape that has been rough, but doable, suddenly begins taking a turn for the worse, as the regiment of TTT soldiers can no longer be held back, and Dweezil and Shira find themselves playing...

Episode 161 – Lucky Thirteen  

Shira and Dweezil stand against a small battalion of unknown assailants, are they’re skills enough to keep them alive as the orphans escape? Are Sapphire’s skills enough to keep her from dying between the space...

Episode 160 – Whistle Song  

Two hundred feet. Can our heroes make it two hundred feet up a wall, assaulted by magic and assassins every step of the way? Esp without Sapphire Melody, as she take’s a step into something...

Episode 159 – Wrong Answer  

It’s go time! Can our heroes get the orphans out of their prison? Can they convince Waltz to help without violence? How badly are they gonna beat up Benny?!

Episode 158 – King of the Bus  

Our heroes seek to make a deal with the fairies before confronting the Happy Sunshine Orphanage, and their deadly owners, directly.

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