Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

United Kingdom

Six friends play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons), and do their best as a mercenary company in the Country-City Atla. Will they become the greatest warriors who ever swung a pointed bit of metal? How long can they last uncursed and with all their limbs? You'll probably have to listen to find out.


Episode 148 – Free Samples  

With secrets in hand from Benny’s home, our heroes quickly hurry to stake out the Happy Sunshine Orphanage, hoping that at least for a little while that it won’t be bussiness as usual at the...

Episode 147 – Gutter Disaster  

The building collapses! There’s only moments to make a decision, only heartbeats to find a way to escape before everyone finds themselves crushed and drowned in the garbage river.

Episode 146 – Pretty Sailors  

Having placed unknowingly placed herself in the belly of the beast, can Shira fight her way out successfully from the hidden market? And what will our heroes find hidden at Mr. Benny’s totally normal home?

145 – The Perfect Dance  

Our heroes try again to talk directly to Hugo Hans about the mysterious clothing hidden in the shadows of his store, while Shira attempts to infiltrate the dark market beneath the Tower of Commerce.

Episode 144 – Important Paperwork  

Finishing their business at the importer’s, our heroes remember a slew of old events they left hanging at the wayside. Though some might only lead to a dangerous, bloody end.

Episode 143 – Natural Born Nerd  

The group investigates the mysterious past of an orphanage manager, convinced that there’s something hidden there, a buried truth.

Episode 142 – Shots  

Our heroes decide the most prudent course of action is to purchase copious amounts of unidentifiable medication from a previously unreliable source! And immediately use it!

Episode 141 – Formal Garbagewear  

Are there more secrets to be found in Derek Murphy’s house, or just in his mouth? And will Dweezil’s delicate sensibilities survive another trip down to the bottom of The Basin?

Episode 140 – Corkboard of Ideas  

Having earned at least a small bit of The Crow’s trust, our heroes discuss how to stop the Happy Sunshine Orphanage, and no idea is too bad.

Episode 139 – Bad Birds  

The crew decides to don their spy clothes to undercover the mystery of the Happy Sunshine Orphanage. Can they steal any real information from under the watchful eyes of the workers? And what secrets does...

Episode 138 – Leather Daddy Dimension  

Shira meets her families old friend face to face, but can she convince Brekt to help? And will the rest of the crew be able to rescue the children of the Happy Sunshine Orphanage?

Episode 137 – Orphan Viewing  

Shira stalks into the cellar of Brekt’s tower, looking for it’s hidden owner. Meanwhile, the others decide it’s finally time to save the children.

Episode 136 – Bird Smoke  

The remaining members of the crew break into Brekt’s tower to rescue Sapphire and Shira from the police. It might be a little more difficult then just fixing a gutter though.

Episode 135 – Muscle Cavalry  

Undeterred, Shira and Sapphire infiltrate the mysterious brass tower that should hold a clue to her family, as the rest of the team rolls up to provide support.

Episode 134 – Several Pomeranians  

Can Shira survive the dangers of her own curse, and the deadly magic of her own comrade Sapphire melody? Can Pegasus ¬†find the proper lie to explain why they’re standing in a dead man’s private...

Episode 133 – Free Love  

Our team continues to butt their heads against the mystery of the golden accounts room, while Shira and Sapphire melody ride into soggy Little Occam, looking for answers.

Episode 132 – Get Danced On  

Our heroes stumble on something mysterious, and search for what’s hidden beneath the surface. Meanwhile, Sapphire Melody goes on her own adventure through Shira’s belongings.

Episode 131 – Kerfuffle  

Our heroes in the secret dock prepare to cause a ruckus and widespread chaos, as Shira carefully peels back the envelope on an old, lost letter.

Episode 130 – Inventory Management  

Can the players infiltrate the secret dock without instantly and immediately alerting every single murderer to their presence? And is doing that easier or harder than granting new life to a many eyed new friend?!

Episode 129 – Claw Debate  

The players engage in a one on one fight with giant construction equipment over a definitely lethal drop. Also, shopping!

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