Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

Pretend Wizards: A D&D Podcast

United Kingdom

Six friends play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons), and do their best as a mercenary company in the Country-City Atla. Will they become the greatest warriors who ever swung a pointed bit of metal? How long can they last uncursed and with all their limbs? You'll probably have to listen to find out.


Episode 154 – Minisode  

The gang learns why aerial combat is dangerous! Or do they stop for a second to try and convince Waltz that they can help her clean up the orphanage and save the children?

Episode 153 – Coffee Stink  

Our heroes head to meet Waltz at the battleground of destiny: a tiny gelato place in the suburbs.

Episode 152 –  Childsafe  

Having finished committing terrible acts against what they now half-believe is an ally, how can our heroes contact the double agent working among the Happy Sunshine Orphanage? And how difficult can it be to create...

Episode 151 – Here’s Their Card  

Our team gathers together and meets in the dark confines of The Crow’s temporary HQ, to find out what they can learn from the captured kidnapper that Pegasus has brought them.

Episode 150 – Chatbag Live  

The gang finishes dealing with Mcguffin, and hurries to meet up with Pegasus. Can they reach him before he ends up dead in an alleyway? We recorded this episode during an Extra Life 24 hour...

Episode 149 – Quad BBBB  

The team heads off to talk to the police, trying to find a new ally in Detective McGuffin. Meanwhile, hidden in a dark ally, Pegasus faces down against three dangerous kidnappers.

Episode 148 – Free Samples  

With secrets in hand from Benny’s home, our heroes quickly hurry to stake out the Happy Sunshine Orphanage, hoping that at least for a little while that it won’t be bussiness as usual at the...

Episode 147 – Gutter Disaster  

The building collapses! There’s only moments to make a decision, only heartbeats to find a way to escape before everyone finds themselves crushed and drowned in the garbage river.

Episode 146 – Pretty Sailors  

Having placed unknowingly placed herself in the belly of the beast, can Shira fight her way out successfully from the hidden market? And what will our heroes find hidden at Mr. Benny’s totally normal home?

145 – The Perfect Dance  

Our heroes try again to talk directly to Hugo Hans about the mysterious clothing hidden in the shadows of his store, while Shira attempts to infiltrate the dark market beneath the Tower of Commerce.

Episode 144 – Important Paperwork  

Finishing their business at the importer’s, our heroes remember a slew of old events they left hanging at the wayside. Though some might only lead to a dangerous, bloody end.

Episode 143 – Natural Born Nerd  

The group investigates the mysterious past of an orphanage manager, convinced that there’s something hidden there, a buried truth.

Episode 142 – Shots  

Our heroes decide the most prudent course of action is to purchase copious amounts of unidentifiable medication from a previously unreliable source! And immediately use it!

Episode 141 – Formal Garbagewear  

Are there more secrets to be found in Derek Murphy’s house, or just in his mouth? And will Dweezil’s delicate sensibilities survive another trip down to the bottom of The Basin?

Episode 140 – Corkboard of Ideas  

Having earned at least a small bit of The Crow’s trust, our heroes discuss how to stop the Happy Sunshine Orphanage, and no idea is too bad.

Episode 139 – Bad Birds  

The crew decides to don their spy clothes to undercover the mystery of the Happy Sunshine Orphanage. Can they steal any real information from under the watchful eyes of the workers? And what secrets does...

Episode 138 – Leather Daddy Dimension  

Shira meets her families old friend face to face, but can she convince Brekt to help? And will the rest of the crew be able to rescue the children of the Happy Sunshine Orphanage?

Episode 137 – Orphan Viewing  

Shira stalks into the cellar of Brekt’s tower, looking for it’s hidden owner. Meanwhile, the others decide it’s finally time to save the children.

Episode 136 – Bird Smoke  

The remaining members of the crew break into Brekt’s tower to rescue Sapphire and Shira from the police. It might be a little more difficult then just fixing a gutter though.

Episode 135 – Muscle Cavalry  

Undeterred, Shira and Sapphire infiltrate the mysterious brass tower that should hold a clue to her family, as the rest of the team rolls up to provide support.

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