Secret Pants Sketch Comedy (video)

Secret Pants Sketch Comedy (video)

United States

Secret Pants is the longest-running consistently active sketch comedy group in Philadelphia. As a live troupe, they perform monthly in and around Philadelphia; sometimes further away when making it to work on time isn’t a concern. As a marginally successful internet sketch group, they have produced nearly one-hundred online videos and have been featured on Comedy Central, College Humor, FuseTV, Digg, and other sites that steal videos and post them as their own. Secret Pants was the winner of the first and second “Dirtiest Sketch in Philadelphia” competition and other things that didn’t award prize money. Also, they’re negative.


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