Shut up a Second

Shut up a Second

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Come and sit down with us as we discuss a wide variety of dumb topics. Wanna know the history of cowboys? What about facts about bread? It doesn't matter, just shut up and listen. New episodes every Thursday!

Episodes

Horses  

In which our heroes shake their glorious manes, clop their spectacular hooves, and do that thing where their lips pull back and their scary teeth are revealed as we discuss horses. We talk the fluffiness of Clydesdale, the stupidity of turkeys, and mass sheep suicide. Adam demands the internet prove him wrong, Cass puts little horses on a shelf, and Jackson just feels like aliens would be incredibly disappointed by earths animals. So whinny and bray and do all the good horse noises to the delight of passerby. Not one horse gets murdered this time. I think. Want to help Jackson impress the aliens? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can make more interesting animals

Suits  

In which our heroes do up their ties, adjust their collars, and put in their cufflinks as we discuss suits. We explore our love for ladies in suits, acquire haunted hands, and fall in love with a Lothario on the beach. Jackson misses ruffles dearly, Zoe explains the concept of Frat Boy Formal, and Adam just tries to explain his love of a simple tuxedo. So get done up to the nines, choose how breasted you want your suit, and take to the streets. Doesn't matter how ugly you are, everyone looks good in a suit. Want to help Jackson bring back the Jacobean ruff? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start sewing immediately. And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!

Knives  

In which our heroes melt some metal, pour it into a mould, and then sharpen the heck out of it as we discuss knives. We try to convert knives into currency, try to figure out what's so sticky on Zoe’s chair (it was cordial), and discuss dick chopping. Zoe reveals she's way into making models, Adam reveals that he has a stamp collection because of course he does, and Jackson just needs the rest of the gang to explain nursery rhymes to him. So sharpen your rubber knife, attend the best of threes the festival, and try not to die from falling in a fireplace. And be wary of anyone giving you knives as gifts. Want to help Zoe remember the godfather? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can force her to watch the whole trilogy  And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw and sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!

Musicals  

In which our heroes clear their throats, open their mouths, and sing with the voice of a million angles as we discuss musicals. We basically write and perform the songs of Titanic the Musical, give praise to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, and try to figure out why everyone found the Lorax so sexy. Jackson covers himself in falcons, Zoe is a bad king, and Duscher just makes a three day trip on a horse to tell other kings to fuck off. So walk on stage, sing your heart out, and take a bow as the crowd throws you roses. Everything's a musical if you put your mind to it. Want to help Zoe build a glorious kingdom? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start preparations immediately. And don’t forget to check out our new YouTube channel; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw or if you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX.

Revenge (Feat. Adam)  

In which our heroes get slighted, spend days plotting, and wreck a terrible revenge as we discuss, well, revenge. We unearth kookaburras from the ground, get mad at rude dogs, and take the fight to the moths. Jackson enters a duel against the duke, Zoe just woke up from a nap, and Adam just has possibly the worst time. So stew over a small inconvenience, spend hours planning and scheming, and exact revenge against those who have hurt you. Just like how Adam will eventually seek revenge against Zoe and Jackson. Want to help Jackson poison the Duke? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can get him a bucket of shrimp. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. And don’t forget to check out Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG and Super Gym Friends on iTunes and Stitcher, as well as our brand new YouTube channel; Sanspants Cinema Scope.

Birds Part III: Fancy Birds  

In which our heroes look to the skies, are amazed by wildlife and decide to revisit an old favourite while talking Birds III: Fancy Birds. Join the gang as they dive deep to play the classic "fancy or fuck off" game, explore a world where virgin blood grants you eternal youth and level themselves up by eating entire species. Jackson isn't afraid to suck on a hand teat,  Zoe has a good time imagining a monocle on various things and Duscher just isn't impressed with your Emmy, Gabe. So sit down and listen to us realise that there was some birds left after all and almost all of them are fancy. We're done now though. Officially documented all birds. Good. Want to help the gang find the fanciest bird? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start buying binoculars today. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. Want a better mattress? Head to caspertrial.com/sanspants and enter promo code 50sleep and you can get $50 off the most comfortable bed you’ve ever slept on.  

Alcohol  

In which our heroes pull up a stool, pour themselves a pint and chug while talking alcohol. The gang quickly discover the futility of trying to tell a good drinking story, attempt to make fancy drinks out of gross things and educate our overseas audience on the very specific references to Melbourne. Jackson explains the history of a dead moth we found in his room, Zoe calls out the boys for thinking about hamburgers and Duscher just keeps including feet in his alcohol consumption and production. It's a Patreon requested episode that at least one person has demanded we record and this is direct evidence that we did it. Heroes. Australians of the Year. Want to help the gang restock their liquor cabinet? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start buying gin off the top shelf today. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. Want a better mattress? Head to caspertrial.com/sanspants and enter promo code 50sleep and you can get $50 off the most comfortable bed you’ve ever slept on.

Lego (The Brick)  

In which our heroes tear open boxes, watch as the pieces fly all over the floor and never manage to find all the bits while discussing Lego. It's a fun filled time as the gang explore the reality of Action Man vs Max Steel, revisit the moment that toys stopped being enjoyable and the fragrance of ants. Jackson surprises everyone and himself with his deep Lego knowledge, Tessa is spooked by doll feet and Edgoose just wishes Lego had sets based on horrific historical events that no one likes remembering. No matter what trauma has occurred in your life, just know you can build a bridge and get over it. Build it with Lego. Brought it full circle. Good as. Want to help us build Lego men of the gang? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can contact the Lego head office. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

Snow (Feat. Adam)  

In which our heroes throw on jackets, pull their hoods tight and step out into a wintery abyss while talking snow. Join the team as they explore the grim reality of penguin slaves, name drop local snow places for Melbourne and keep referencing Sanspants members who aren't in this episode. Adam has an internal battle of grammar vs survival, Zoe wins the hypothetical question straight off the bat and Jackson just wants Let It Go to have more rhyming in its lyrics. So build an igloo to stay warm while we compile a list of ways for you to survive the long, cold winter. But don't blame us if you die, because apparently no one in this episode seems to know how snow works. Mm. Want to help the gang camp out in the snow? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start building a fort? That’s how you do it yeah? In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.

Supermarkets  

In which our heroes browse the aisles, examine fruit and visit the fresh produce as we discuss supermarkets. Join the boys as they examine the benefit of supermarkets for animals, Recover the long forgotten Super Kmart and try to figure out if a man can eat a couch pillow. Jackson doesn't understand the perishable nature of canned foods, Aaron is confident in his survival skills and Duscher just wished we knew about Hypermarkets earlier. It's an educational journey through the history of the supermarket with plenty of references to Australian only stores to delight earholes from abroad. Want to help the gang survive in a supermarket? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start take basic survival classes.

Pots and Pans  

In which our heroes are made of ceramic, are designed to contain things, and are sometimes expensive as we discuss pots. We reminisce about pottery class, try to define a pot, and are blown away by the fact that owls are everywhere. Jackson doesn’t understand burns, Alli cant stand the smell of clay, and Aaron just wants everyone to watch the great British throw-down. So do your best to figure out what exactly is funny about a pot and then realise it is in fact everything.  Want to help the gang learn hoe to use a pottery wheel? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start training. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.

Post-Apocalyptic Earth  

In which our heroes strap on their leathers, hop in their jeep and fight over water as we discuss Post-Apocalyptic Earth. We panic over the coming beast wars, boil the sea and eat fancy Italian cakes. Zoe has it in for pigeons, Jackson gets put down by funnelling ants into his ears and Duscher just wants to see the world burn. So change your name to something like Chummonger, carve out a life in the new waster earth and do your best to survive. Or just die we guess. Want to help the gang train pigeons to communicate? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start buying those birds. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

Doctors (Again)  

In which our heroes put on their scrubs, pull out their scalpel, and perform dangerous surgery as we discuss doctors (again). We discuss the need for brains, try to locate our stomachs, and mispronounce tourniquet. Edgoose is fairly sure he could perform surgery, Jackson sings as Edgoose dies, and Tessa just wants to frame a king for crimes. So wrack your brains, try to remember how to perform surgery, and then fail because you are not a doctor. And neither are we. Clearly. Want to help kill someone by taking all their blood? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start re-learning bloodletting. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

Superpowers  

In which our heroes fall into a pool of radiation, have their bodies changed on a molecular level, and develop wondrous abilities as we discuss superpowers. We get stuck in an airtight room, discuss wisdom teeth, and and get hassled by Adam. Zoe just wants to be a better version of herself but ends up as ten teeth, Duscher gets bested by a fly, and Jackson just wishes he had a lamp made out of his ballsack. So develop superpowers, expect greatness, but instead deal with the terrible consequences. Theres no escaping that. Want to buy more pancake batter for Ryder to throw at Follow? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can go to the supermarket and start shopping. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

Wagons (Feat. Adam)  

In which our heroes have four wheels, are painted red, and have a metal handle as we discuss wagons. We all do silly voices, talk premie babies, and read out a URL. Duscher steals the sun, Adam acts as a bridge between friends, Zoe explains a rickshaw as like a backpack for a baby but for an adult, and Jackson just wants to know why he can't pick himself up. So try to remember the difference between a cart and a wagon, figure out that maybe there isn't one, and just try and imagine the specific wagon were all talking about in this episode. No one knows what a wagon is. Want to help jackson finally finish his rickshaw? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help him build it. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

Getting Old/People  

In which our heroes age rapidly, begin to mumble, and get put in a home as we discuss Old, Getting/People. We discuss basic madness, the confusing nature of a pulse beat, and try to get a handle on androids. Jackson sheds a tear for the last Barry, Zoe reminds everyone of Pasquale Mario, the third Mario Brother, and Adam just wishes Jackson was better at describing monkeys. So smack your gums, tell the pots and pans to be quiet, and take a bath in the rejuvenating pool from the film cocoon. If we remember that film correctly. Which I'm pretty sure we don't. Want to help make Pasquale Brother a real game? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start coding his orange hat. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

Crime III: Cops  

In which our heroes chuck on their uniforms, head to the crime scene, and start arresting everyone in sight as we discuss Crime III: Cops. We suggest a new branch for the military, figure out the police officers of the animal kingdom, and clear up the difference between a bread knife and a breadknife. Duscher explains Australia's controversial tunnel laws, Aaron details the code of Hammurabi, and Jackson just wants to air his grievances with Harambe. So hop in the squad car, turn on the sirens, and get ready to do the right thing: call it in. Want to help lower the hole arson rates? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we can start putting cops underground.

Talking Animal Movies But Not Animated Ones, Ones Like Homeward Bound  

In which our heroes lose their owners, set out on a magical journey, and aren’t animated as they talk talking dog movies but not animated ones ones like homeward bound. We talk varying different dog breeds, sing a song from an Australian classic, and discuss the voice acting talents of Frankie Muniz. Jackson shares his views on animal farm, Duscher uses his special skill of knowing the release date for every movie, George worries for Stuart Little, and Zoe just wishes there were more specific cat calendars. So head homeward bound, try to forget Milo and Otis, and then remember that film Paulie about the talking parrot. Cats vs dogs was also in this genre. Want to help jackson catalog the animal stereotypes? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we can buy him a scrapbook.

Talking Animal Movies But Not Animated Ones, Ones Like Homewardd Bound  

In which our heroes lose their owners, set out on a magical journey, and aren’t animated as they talk talking dog movies but not animated ones ones like homeward bound. We talk varying different dog breeds, sing a song from an Australian classic, and discuss the voice acting talents of Frankie Muniz. Jackson shares his views on animal farm, Duscher uses his special skill of knowing the release date for every movie, George worries for Stuart Little, and Zoe just wishes there were more specific cat calendars. So head homeward bound, try to forget Milo and Otis, and then remember that film Paulie about the talking parrot. Cats vs dogs was also in this genre. Want to help jackson catalog the animal stereotypes? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we can buy him a scrapbook.

Gambling (Feat. George Dimarelos)  

In which our heroes roll the dice, pick a card, and place their bets as we discuss gambling. We talk losing body parts, the true blue game of two up, and the dangers of putting lottery winners name in the newspaper. Duscher wonders why it took too long for us to race horses, Jackson removes his head as a last resort, George has some choice things to say about Mark Wahlberg, and Zoe just wishes she knew how manes work. So cross your fingers, play one of the many variations of Russian roulette, and hope you don't end being the last person to shoot. Like most things, it's a gamble. Want to help pay off our gambling debt? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we won’t have to have our kneecaps broken. And don’t forget to check out George’s show this Saturday! Head to http://www.georgedima.com for all the details and to purchase tickets!

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