Sick and Wrong

Sick and Wrong

Sick and Wrong is your hearing aid into the dark, depraved, and dripping abscess that is contemporary existence. An enchanting melange of social criticism, pointed observation, and well-deserved derision; Sick and Wrong is the pepto-bismol for society's indigestion. This show brings two spiteful, jaded, and demented observers of humankind head-to-head in direct competition for a case of Miller Genuine Draft. In their critically acclaimed weekly podcast, award-winning broadcasters D. Simon and Lance Wackerle discuss the most vile, disquieting, and oddly amusing news items for your listening pleasure.


Sick and Wrong Episode 555  

Dee and special guest Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely want everyone to vote NO on Prop 60. Interview with Justin Fix, founder and creator of Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 554  

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange reveals emails from the Blink 182 guy briefing Hillary Clinton about aliens. Who are we to judge Ken Bone? Man on LSD ‘saves’ dog from house fire. Aussie Dream Team plans the perfect murder. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 553  

After the second debate, Dee and Harrison come to the realization that we’re all doomed. Steele gets political in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 552  

Dee, Harrison, and guest host Rustee chat about the new Amanda Knox documentary. Never throw a pie in the face of a former NBA player. Massive drug bust at the Burger King. Poorly planned preemptive revenge porn strike. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 551  

Dee and Harrison take bets on who turns out to be the king of the Hollywood pedophile ring. How does Donald Trump prepare for a debate? A potty-mouthed high school teacher in Ontario. Cup of semen at Panera. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 550  

Harrison has more secrets than Hillary Clinton. Senior citizen punched out by deplorable at Trump rally. The saga of the Bar Mitzvah Blowjob Lady. Juggalo blood ritual in Wisconsin. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 549  

Since Harrison is MIA, Dee and guest hosts Richard and Rustee chat about parachutes and prostitutes. Mother, Daughter Incest in Oklahoma. Five day old baby punched in the head in Manchester. Rapist tries to use the ol’ big dick defense. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 548  

Dee and Harrison wish they knew how to talk to women wearing headphones. Steele rants about politically correct emojis, fashion for the obese, and cocks not glocks in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 547  

Dee and Harrison mourn the death of Gawker. Racist Anonymous meetings in North Carolina. Extreme father-daughter bonding in New Zealand. Bug nightmare on crowded NYC subway train. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 546  

S&W interviews writer and dick pic critic Madeleine Holden about the proper way to photograph your junk. Morrissey made a video game. Tim Kaine should stay away from pot brownies. Bath salts cause Florida frat boy to become cannibal. Phone calls. Get your dick pic critiqued by Madeleine:

Sick and Wrong Episode 545  

Harrison spends birthday eating lobster and trying not to kill himself. Dee Simon is now a two cat guy. Brendan Dassey’s conviction overturned. Burger King gets creative with its new menu items. Fight in theater after Suicide Squad more entertaining than movie. Japanese poop ghost pursues Chinese mistress. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 544  

Harrison is too busy being funemployed to pay attention to the Olympics. Nazi with the Golden Gun. Playboy presents The Girls of Trump. Indianapolis Rapper makes the most asinine attempt at a viral video of all time. Florida dad fatally injures ‘Pinky’ the dancing flamingo. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 543  

Since the DNC was too boring to talk about, Dee and Harrison discuss the release of would-be Reagan assassin, John Hinckley Jr. We discover that John Steele’s favorite Pokemon is the Squirtle in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 542  

While Harrison experiences joie de vivre, Dee Simon is consumed by weltschmerz. Gay Ann Coulter banned from Twitter. Interview with cosplay porn star Kearstin. Phone calls. Order your very own custom cosplay porn at

Sick and Wrong Episode 541  

Harrison returns to the show with tales from Great Britain. Dee thinks Pokemon Go will be the downfall of mankind. Strokemon porn parody. Indian Gold man battered to death. PA man uses his brain to get high. Miss Hitler 2016 pageant. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 540  

Dee and guest host Danny are concerned that the Dallas police violated the Three Laws of Robotics. Interview with Visual Effects Artist and Battlebots judge Fon Davis. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 539  

While Harrison is on vacation, Dee and special guest host Lance Wackerle discuss the Oakland PD sex scandal. Michael Jackson vs Prince. Unexpected item on the self checkout machine. Notorious Feces stuffer on the loose in NYC. Phone calls. Happy America Day!

Sick and Wrong Episode 538  

Except for the city of London, England is a red state. Does Donald Trump have Alzheimer’s? John Steele rants about Brexit, Terrorism, the Village People, and rape prevention in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. RIP Bernie Worrell. Help us have Donald Trump tested for the early stages of Alzheimer’s disease. Sign the petition below and […]

Sick and Wrong Episode 537  

Dee and Harrison salute Pornhub, the altruistic porn site, for their new porn for the blind category. S&W reports on news that matters like a kangaroo copulating with a pig in Australia. Hospital worker dies masturbating on the job. Geek squad member obsessed with pop star. Worst Amish father of all time gives daughter away […]

Sick and Wrong Episode 536  

Dee promises not to bully Harrison anymore unless he has an ABR (Adult Breastfeeding Relationship). Richard Simmons is allegedly a woman now. Fat Axl Rose fails to threaten the internet. Facebook witches hex swimmer rapist. Hero Florida woman punishes unruly child. Phone calls.

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