Sick and Wrong

Sick and Wrong

Sick and Wrong is your hearing aid into the dark, depraved, and dripping abscess that is contemporary existence. An enchanting melange of social criticism, pointed observation, and well-deserved derision; Sick and Wrong is the pepto-bismol for society's indigestion. This show brings two spiteful, jaded, and demented observers of humankind head-to-head in direct competition for a case of Miller Genuine Draft. In their critically acclaimed weekly podcast, award-winning broadcasters D. Simon and Lance Wackerle discuss the most vile, disquieting, and oddly amusing news items for your listening pleasure.


Sick and Wrong Episode 584  

Now that Harrison is teaching a writing class, Dee thinks he should be wearing a tan corduroy sport coat with brown leather elbow patches. LAX offers a new Elysium terminal for the ultra rich. Cary Grant took a lot of LSD. Oregon man decapitates mother on Mother’s Day. Never call an electrician when you’re cooking […]

Sick and Wrong Episode 583  

Dee and Harrison are rather perplexed by Rabbis who inspect period panties. Customs Agents have a rape table at Newark Airport. Suicide Helper in Utah. Saginaw man with cranking fetish. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 582  

Dee struggles to comprehend Harrison’s lawsuit with HBO. John Steele rants about the First Lady, the Miss USA pageant, and prom season in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 581  

Dee wishes Harrison was asked to be a sober companion at the Fyre Festival. North Korean exercise music. Never pinkie swear with a psychotic coworker. Gay primate rapists boff unsuspecting men in Africa and Borneo. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 580  

Dee and Harrison chat with special guests Damon, Nico, and Pip from The Hambone Group about sketch comedy and fauxcest porn. Never forget Bill O’Reilly and the falafel thing. Mistress Teenie shakes down pensioner in Connecticut. Hamburglar steals New Zealand mum’s placenta. Phone calls. Follow the Hambone Group on FB:

Sick and Wrong Episode 579  

Dee helps Harrison prepare for his voice acting audition. Diarrhea drug is the new heroin. Creed singer Scott Stapp haunted by ghost of Scott Weiland. Woman who had sex with 3 dogs didn’t know it was wrong. Massage parlors should never flush condoms. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Podcast 578  

Dee’s moving to Koreatown and does not plan to ask Harrison for help. Is Ann Coulter really dating Jimmie Walker? Mermaid found in Fresno. Interview with Jeremy Donovan, the director of Hell House. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Podcast 577  

Dee’s on the wagon after a trip to Nola. Harrison contracts a yeast infection from analingus. Is Alex Jones deceased comedian Bill Hicks? Naked people slaughter a sheep at Auschwitz death camp. Don’t Breathe sequel set in Florida. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Podcast 576  

Dee’s heading to New Orleans for his Irritable Bowel Sister’s 40th birthday. Chuck Berry was into some weird shit, literally. Steele rants about college hazing, Ethiopian cuisine, and the travesty of the rainbow flag in this segment of Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Podcast 575  

Dee found the perfect job for Harrison. Brazilian murder goalie says he’s not a bad guy. Russian raccoon loves breasts. Three-way planning takes a turn for the worse. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Podcast 574  

A fresh, new Harrison is back from rehab. Bio-Dad Stephen explains the art of dogging among other things. Fitbit for your willie. Houston band tests out new stage show. Irish postman makes unwanted delivery. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Podcast 573  

Dee chats with the Vegan Black Metal Chef about metal vegans and his new cookbook The Seitanic Spellbook. Dee and comedian Matt Kirshen discuss the rivalry between comedians and magicians, racist toys, and a man killed by his porn collection. Phone calls. Buy a copy of The Seitanic Spellbook Check out Matt Kirshen’s podcast Probably […]

Sick and Wrong Episode 572  

In this week’s special extended episode, Dee Simon and guest hosts comedian Kyle Kinane and Serge from Samiam chat about rockstars playing gay chicken onstage, the chiropractor who solved the menstruation problem, female mormon ninja assassins, and the reason you should treat fast food workers with respect. Phone calls. Check out for upcoming shows.

Sick and Wrong Episode 571  

Dee and special guest hosts Serge and Rustee chat about sex trafficking, father-son pedophiles, fembots assassinating a dictator’s son, and a resourceful German murderess. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 570  

Dee Simon and special guest hosts Aussie Tyler and Casey discuss their Valentine’s Day plans. Bob Kraft wants his Superbowl ring back. Hitler Valentine at Central Michigan University. Never buy a display bed at a furniture store. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 569  

Dee didn’t get an invite to Harrison’s Super Bowl party. Harrison has a major announcement. Steele rants about the Women’s March, Refugees, and the SAG Awards in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 568  

Dee and Harrison think this new breed of Internet Hipster Nazis deserve more than a punch to the face. Scientists ignore laws of nature and create a Pigman. Disgruntled teen enjoys stabbing strangers. Florida Cop stages the worst suicide of all time. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 567  

Dee supported women by attending Women’s March Los Angeles while Harrison supported women by taking drugs and watching Pornhub for five hours. Dee and Harrison chat with former gay prostitute Patrick about the demise of Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 566  

Name one thing the President Elect and R Kelly have in common. Pervert scientists film monkey deer sex scene. Grilled Cheese leads to sexual assault in Wisconsin. And the World’s Most Psychotic Wife Award goes to Angela Diaz. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 565  

Dee suspects Harrison may be a dangle for the Russians. How badly do you want to go to Coachella? Sorry Nazis, They Live is not about the Jews. Another semen squirter at the Walmart. Phone calls.

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