Sinema Podcast

Sinema Podcast

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Congratulations! You’ve found the Sinema Podcast with Joel and John. Each fortnight we pick, at random, one film from the bottom 100 movies on IMDB for investigation. We sift for gold in what critics and the public alike have considered to be the worst in cinema. From Birdemic to Lawnmower Man 2 we’ll try to understand what makes bad movies so great and revel in some of the clunkiest dialogue, most cavernous plot holes and performances beyond human comprehension. Email us! thesinemapodcast@gmail.com Tweet us! @sinemapodcast

Episodes

Pitch Please Episode 17 Live: Christmas Ft. Glenn Moore  

It's the most wonderful time of the year and on the 2nd of December Joel and John took over the Cavendish Arms in Stockwell to play a game of Pitch Please with Glenn Moore. Find Glenn on Twitter: @TheNewsAtGlenn If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 42: Piñata: Survival Island  

This week in quest to witness the entire bottom 100 on the imdb, we watch a film that stars a demonic Piñata. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

Pitch Please Episode 16: 80s Action Ft. Darryl v Daryl  

RUN. GO. GET TO THE PODCAST. The premise of Pitch Please is simple: with the help of esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set up a kickstarter, gather the funds but instead spend the money creating Bernard's Watch. This week with the help of Daryl & Darryl from their unfinished podcast we make an 80s action film. Daryl & Darryl on Twitter: @DarrylAndDaryl Download The Backrow Podcast: https://goo.gl/K78txC If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 41: Who's Your Caddy?  

This week on Sinema we're looking at Who's Your Caddy? A culture clash golf film starring Big Boi. Need we say anymore? Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

Pitch Please Episode 15: Religious Thriller Ft. Dan Simpson  

We have to get to a library, fast. The concept of Pitch Please is simple, together with our esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set off for Hollywood gather the funds but instead on Article 51. Find Dan on Twitter @itsdansimpson or on his website https://itsdansimpson.com/ If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 40: Ghosts Can't Do It  

We're 40! Join us as we enter our Mid-pod crisis, buy a podercycle, get a podtoo and a terrible podcut. This week we're looking at Ghosts Can't Do It and film that boasts, excessive full frontal nudity and Donald Trump... I mean it's only a minute of Trump but isn't that excessive? Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast. & remember, whatever you do, DON'T USE THE WELL LIT BRIDGE.

Pitch Please Episode 14: Oscar Bait Ft. Rhianna Dhillon v Mike Muncer  

The soon to be award winning Sinema Podcast invites Rhianna Dhillon & Mike Muncer aka Backrow Podcast, into our Brain Trust to make an Oscar baiting movie of the highest order. The concept of Pitch Please is simple, together with our esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set off for Hollywood gather the funds but instead use the money to stage a presidential debate. Find Rhianna on Twitter: @RhiannaDhillon Find Mike on Twitter: @MMuncer Download The Backrow Podcast: https://goo.gl/pWF3uf You can also hear Rhianna on the BAFTA Guru podcast & R4Seriously podcast, & see Mike's handywork on BBC Film 2016. If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 38: Crossover  

This week on Sinema we tackle another sports movie dwelling within the caverns of the imdb bottom 100: Crossover... Just make sure nobody catches you flicking the curtains. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

Pitch Please Episode 13: Rock Ft. Alex Baker  

For those about to podcast, we salute you. Yes this week we're making a rock movie and who better to help us crank things up to 11 than Kerrang! & Absolute Radio's rock encyclopedia Alex Baker. The concept of Pitch Please is simple, together with our esteemed guest we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set off for Hollywood gather the funds and instead use the money to buy a carriage on the night tube. Find Alex on Twitter: @alexbakerman Download The Alex Baker Podcast: https://goo.gl/XK5UpL If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 38: Glitter  

You know the score. We watch a film from the bottom 100 on the IMDB before avoiding all discussion of the film itself for forty minutes. This week it's Glitter a film that stars Mariah Carey... There's almost nothing else to say on the subject. Oh, one guy does a funny gesture at one point. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

Pitch Please Episode 12: Clones Ft. Jake Wilson  

No we're the real Sinema, they're the imposter. Yes, this week on Pitch Please don't trust anyone because we're talking clones. It's a simple premise, together with our esteemed guest we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set off for Hollywood and use the vast investments thrown our way to get this weeks guest some facial hair. Find Jake on Twitter @WilsonReviews If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 37: Epic Movie  

A bad podcast looking at a bad movie that is in turn a collection of references to better pieces of filmmaking. It's like the six degrees of separation between Sinema and quality. This week we're looking at Epic Movie, a film currently residing at number 42 in the IMDB bottom 100. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

Pitch Please Episode 11: Romance  

Follow that trail of rose petals straight to your podcasting device because this week things are going to get extra NSFW. Not only is this Pitch Please episode 11 but it's also the 50th episode that Sinema has thrown at the internet. With this in mind there is no guest and we're switching things up a bit. Yes this week we're making a romantic film with the United Kingdom's least romantic man... John! If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 36: Son Of The Mask  

Get ready for a Norse mythology lesson because this week we're looking at The Son Of The Mask. A film, almost forgotten by time but forever* etched into the bottom 100 on the Internet Movie Database. Expect: Scantily clad women, Alan Cumming & a superhero with powers the likes of which have never been seen before... He can make people kneel? Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast. (*not forever)

Pitch Please Episode 10: Period Drama Ft Callum Booth  

This week on Pitch Please we've enlisted the help of Callum from Thug Book Club to make our film. It's a simple premise, together with our esteemed guest we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set off for Hollywood and use the money invested in our idea to make wider trains. Find Thug Book Club on Twitter @thugbookclub If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 35: Zombie Nightmare  

We continue to delve deeper into the bottom of the movie barrel with seemingly no way out. It's episode 35 and to celebrate we're casting our reluctant eyes over 1986's Zombie Nightmare. Expect Adam West, an undead called Tony and a host of animal impressions from John. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

Pitch Please Episode 9: Space Ft Pete Donaldson  

The podcast that boldly goes where no man has before. This time on Pitch Please we're setting a course for Mars, or Venus or Earth II we forget. That's right, we're making a space movie. It's a simple premise, together with our esteemed guest we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set off for Hollywood and use the money to fund the Infant Bowl Chip Hat© This week we're joined by broadcaster & author Pete Donaldson! Find Pete on Twitter: @petedonaldson Download the Football Ramble: https://goo.gl/tFwXXS If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 34: The Aztec Mummy Against the Humanoid Robot  

This week on Sinema we look at number 87 in the IMDB bottom 100: 'The Aztec Mummy Against the Humanoid Robot'. A film that mainly consists of flashbacks to films that we didn't watch. So instead we talk aggressive skipping, confusing furniture with people and make a round of Mangrias™ Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast. Send us an email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Pitch Please Episode 8: Fantasy Ft. Sean Thorne  

One does not simply walk into an episode of Pitch Please. That's right this episode of Pitch Please we're heading to Mordor via Hogwarts, wonderland & Alderaan for good measure. Yes we're making a Fantasy Film. It's a simple premise, together with our esteemed guest we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set off for Hollywood and use the money to build the game Sinema Go© This week we're joined by Broadcaster, YouTuber and a man who has played Super Mario with Mario himself: Sean Throne. Find Sean on Twitter: @seanAthorne or @N60Sean and on YouTube: http://goo.gl/I3XunK If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 33: The Pod People  

This week on our never ending quest to watch all 100 films in the IMDB bottom 100 we witness 'Extra Terrestrial Visitors' aka 'Pod People' but we mostly talk about curry and Joel's Hip-Hop career. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast. Send us an email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

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