Sinema Podcast

Sinema Podcast

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Congratulations! You’ve found the Sinema Podcast with Joel and John. Each fortnight we pick, at random, one film from the bottom 100 movies on IMDB for investigation. We sift for gold in what critics and the public alike have considered to be the worst in cinema. From Birdemic to Lawnmower Man 2 we’ll try to understand what makes bad movies so great and revel in some of the clunkiest dialogue, most cavernous plot holes and performances beyond human comprehension. Email us! thesinemapodcast@gmail.com Tweet us! @sinemapodcast

Episodes

Pitch Please Episode 22: Video Game Feat. Luke Owen  

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A. You know the drill. The premise of Pitch Please is simple: with the help of esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set up a meeting with Hollywood, gather the funds but instead spend the money on 'Sinema' the MMORPG. This week with the help of writer Luke Owen we make a video game movie! Luke on Twitter: @ThisisLukeOwen Link to his book 'Lights Camera Game Over!": https://thisislukeowen.com/books/lights-camera-game-over/ The Flickering Myth Podcast: http://apple.co/2l0cWaP If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 47: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies  

WE'VE WATCHED FORTY SEVEN OF THE BOTTOM RATED FILMS ON THE IMDB AND WHAT FOR?! This week we look at The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies. It makes up for in title length what it lacks in every-other-department. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us abuse - @sinemapodcast. Facebook abuse us - The Sinema Podcast

Pitch Please Episode 21: LISTENER SPECIAL  

We've created a film entirely from your suggestions listener! Thanks to all those that got in touch suggesting characters (Luke Warm), locations (The B&Q car park in Staines) and weapons (Body Shaming). If you don't like this one, you've only yourselves to blame... Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 46: Dracula 3000  

This week in our quest to watch the entire bottom 100 of the IMDB we watch Dracula 3000. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast

Pitch Please Episode 20: Gangster Ft. Ahir Shah  

We're gonna make you a podcast you can't refuse You know the drill. The premise of Pitch Please is simple: with the help of esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set up a meeting with Hollywood, gather the funds but instead spend the allowing all 195 countries entry into the football world cup. This week with the help of comedian Ahir Shah we pitch a bloody gangster film. Ahir on Twitter: @AhirShah Ahir's Website: http://ahirshah.com/ If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 45: Date Movie  

Another 'Movie' Movie! Yaaaay. This week in our quest to watch the entire bottom 100 of the IMDB we watch Date Movie. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast

Pitch Please Episode 19: Adventure Ft. Alexander Perkins  

We are adventuring, we are adventurers. You know the drill. The premise of Pitch Please is simple: with the help of esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set up a meeting with Hollywood, gather the funds but instead spend the money placing ourselves at the top of 'The Sound Of 2017' list. This week with the help of actor/broadcaster Alexander Perkins we pitch an adventure film. Dadcast on Twitter: @DadCastUk Download DadCast: https://goo.gl/qgiuqx If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 44: Troll 2  

They're podding her and then they're going to pod me, OH MY GOD. This week we look at an icon on the bad film world, Troll 2. Expect green custard, excellent dancing and hardcore cornography. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast

Admin & Stats  

Don't worry guys, this episode is less exciting than the title suggests. As a little amuse bouche before we head into the next year of podcast madness John and Joel sat down to discuss their highlights of the year and pulses... It's mostly pulse chat. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

Pitch Please Episode 18 Live: Christmas Ft. Jim Campbell  

As an early Christmas present to you hears our (third) Christmas themed episode. This week we Pitch Please with Comedian & Football Rambler Jim Campbell! Check out the football ramble here: https://goo.gl/hF9r8U Follow Jim on Twitter: @JimCampbellTFR If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 43: Santa With Muscles  

Hulk! Hogan! In our quest to watch the worst of the worst we stumble upon a festive feast in Santa With Muscles. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

Pitch Please Episode 17 Live: Christmas Ft. Glenn Moore  

It's the most wonderful time of the year and on the 2nd of December Joel and John took over the Cavendish Arms in Stockwell to play a game of Pitch Please with Glenn Moore. Find Glenn on Twitter: @TheNewsAtGlenn If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 42: Piñata: Survival Island  

This week in quest to witness the entire bottom 100 on the imdb, we watch a film that stars a demonic Piñata. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

Pitch Please Episode 16: 80s Action Ft. Darryl v Daryl  

RUN. GO. GET TO THE PODCAST. The premise of Pitch Please is simple: with the help of esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set up a kickstarter, gather the funds but instead spend the money creating Bernard's Watch. This week with the help of Daryl & Darryl from their unfinished podcast we make an 80s action film. Daryl & Darryl on Twitter: @DarrylAndDaryl Download The Backrow Podcast: https://goo.gl/K78txC If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 41: Who's Your Caddy?  

This week on Sinema we're looking at Who's Your Caddy? A culture clash golf film starring Big Boi. Need we say anymore? Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

Pitch Please Episode 15: Religious Thriller Ft. Dan Simpson  

We have to get to a library, fast. The concept of Pitch Please is simple, together with our esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set off for Hollywood gather the funds but instead on Article 51. Find Dan on Twitter @itsdansimpson or on his website https://itsdansimpson.com/ If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 40: Ghosts Can't Do It  

We're 40! Join us as we enter our Mid-pod crisis, buy a podercycle, get a podtoo and a terrible podcut. This week we're looking at Ghosts Can't Do It and film that boasts, excessive full frontal nudity and Donald Trump... I mean it's only a minute of Trump but isn't that excessive? Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast. & remember, whatever you do, DON'T USE THE WELL LIT BRIDGE.

Pitch Please Episode 14: Oscar Bait Ft. Rhianna Dhillon v Mike Muncer  

The soon to be award winning Sinema Podcast invites Rhianna Dhillon & Mike Muncer aka Backrow Podcast, into our Brain Trust to make an Oscar baiting movie of the highest order. The concept of Pitch Please is simple, together with our esteemed guests we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set off for Hollywood gather the funds but instead use the money to stage a presidential debate. Find Rhianna on Twitter: @RhiannaDhillon Find Mike on Twitter: @MMuncer Download The Backrow Podcast: https://goo.gl/pWF3uf You can also hear Rhianna on the BAFTA Guru podcast & R4Seriously podcast, & see Mike's handywork on BBC Film 2016. If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

Sinema Episode 38: Crossover  

This week on Sinema we tackle another sports movie dwelling within the caverns of the imdb bottom 100: Crossover... Just make sure nobody catches you flicking the curtains. Get in touch, rate and subscribe: Tweet us - @sinemapodcast. Facebook us - The Sinema Podcast.

Pitch Please Episode 13: Rock Ft. Alex Baker  

For those about to podcast, we salute you. Yes this week we're making a rock movie and who better to help us crank things up to 11 than Kerrang! & Absolute Radio's rock encyclopedia Alex Baker. The concept of Pitch Please is simple, together with our esteemed guest we pitch a movie on a theme following the traditional narrative form of setup, conflict and resolution. We then set off for Hollywood gather the funds and instead use the money to buy a carriage on the night tube. Find Alex on Twitter: @alexbakerman Download The Alex Baker Podcast: https://goo.gl/XK5UpL If you enjoy please leave us a review! Twitter - @sinemapodcast. Facebook - The Sinema Podcast. Email - thesinemapodcast@gmail.com.

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