The Bret Ernst Show

The Bret Ernst Show

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Bret Ernst is a weekly social commentary talk podcast hosted by stand-up comedian, Bret Ernst. The show takes you on a journey into the mind of Bret Ernst. The show is all about the little things that get to you.


Ep80 - Top 10 Colognes of All Time  

Bret and Pete reminisce about their Middle School days, Pete tells us about ANOTHER race car experience, and then they list their Top 10 Colognes of All Time.

Ep79 - Top 10 Gay Icons of All Time  

In honor of Bret's brother and all our Gay Brothers and Sisters standing up for their rights, the guys decide to list the top 10 Gay Icons of All Time. Let Them Eat Cake!

Ep78 - Top 10 Musicians We Don't Get  

Bret and Pete discuss Hollywood ego, Southwest Airline Open Mic'ers, and the Top 10 Artists we don't get.

Ep77 - Top 10 Things The Irish Gave Us  

In this special "St. Patricks Day" edition, the guys discuss Bret's trip to Alabama, the Irish's trip to the U.S.A, and the best stuff they brought with them.

Ep76 - Top 10 Biggest "Dicks" in Movies  

Bret, Pete and Mike Casentini discuss Penis size, micro dicks, and Pete gets a half ass Biology lesson from Bret. We also learn about the movie TITANIC and list the Top 10 Movie Dicks of all time!

Ep75 - Top 10 NASCAR Drivers of All Time  

Sports blogger, Tracy Sandler, comes into the studio to discuss Pete's weekend at the DAYTONA 500, and helps with their list. Bret also asks the question, WHO IS GORDON SCHUMWAY?! Website: Twitter: @trialstribblog

Ep74 - Top 10 Superheros  

Bret gets caught eating cereal and watching superhero movies again. The guys discuss their favorite superheroes and Bret walks us through the real difference between DC and Marvel.

Ep73 - Top 10 SNL Alumni  

Bret and Pete debate the top SNL cast members of all time after viewing the 3 1/2 hour 40th anniversary special. See if your faves made the list!

Ep72 - Top 10 Guido Requirements  

Break out your guinea tee, Fila track suit with matching sneakers, and bump this episode in your Cadillac like a gentleman. Bret and Pete welcome special guest and resident guido Luca Palanca to run down the requirements of being a real guido. Grow some basil and enjoy this classic episode!

Ep71 - Top 10 NFL Head Coaches  

The guys ponder other talent options for the Super Bowl halftime show, Pete Carroll's life choices and list off the best coaches of all time. Pete's hair looks shhstrong while Bret and Landry are sitting in a tree.

Ep70 - Top 10 Best Lies of All Time  

The guys talk about personal untruths they've peddled in the past. Pete talks about the best selling kid's book "Friends and Horses" while Bret fakes his own death. Don't believe what you hear.

Ep69 - Top 10 Men's Men of All Time  

In honor of American Sniper and Unbroken Bret and Pete talk about the best men of all time. When guys would slay chicks, throw hands, and have bushy waistlines. When men were men.

Ep68 - Top 10 Movie Soundtrack  

Bret's good friend and finalist of LAST COMIC STANDING Jimmy Shubert joins the show and discusses with the guys comedy, Jimmy's clubbing habits, and The Top 10 Movie Soundtracks of all time!

Ep67 - Top 10 Sportscasters  

Bret and Pete recap The Dallas Cowboys victory over Detroit, and then honor Stuart Scott by listing the top 10 Sportscasters of all time!

Ep66 - Top 10 New Year's Resolutions  

Comedian and host of the Podcast, Lawhead's Court, Jason Lawhead sits in with the guys to discuss their short comings while they list the Top 10 New Years Resolutions.

Ep65 - Top 10 Christmas Carols  

Bret and Pete discuss holidays past and list their favorite Christmas Carols of all time.

Ep64 - Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts  

Bret and Pete sit down with good friend and comedian, Jason Lawhead to discuss the Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts they've ever received.

Ep63 - Top 10 Easy Listening Songs  

In This episode, Bret decides to keep the mood mellow and make a list of the Top 10 easy listening songs.

Ep62 - Top 10 Boxers of All Time  

Bret and Pete welcome boxing almanac Darrell La Montre back in the studio to break down the top boxers. The boys learn a lot from Darrell as he takes us through boxing history. It goes 12 rounds with the ref awarding the fight to Pete's hair and teeth. Website: Twitter: Facebook:

Ep61 - Top 10 Hip Hop Songs Pt. 2  

Bret and Pete try and finish the list from last week (which is impossible) and Morgan Freeman drops in! Bret also gives us insight into another genre of music he's into, and makes it really uncomfortable for everyone in the room.

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