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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

Episodes

TMSPM 1306: The Juice is Loose!  

I can make those steps, only cheaper! Where do you keep your liquid meth? That bear meant business. That's nacho cheese! Dan Dan the Table Top Man. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

TMS 1305: Spinner Spinner Chicken Dinner  

Spinners are too much hassle. I can't find my car, oh no. Do you take this cow to be your husband? Usher has some stuff goin on. You do not want to see that in your ice cream. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1304: OK there RK  

Turns out you CAN have an eye full of contacts! Nork Korea searches for basic things. Meat on the roof! I married my hooker! R. Kelly back in the news. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1303: Kirkman Meat  

Blow that some place else! The other Kirkman meat. Cancel a wedding, feed a community. I don't like bone shards. 12ft and not clean on the other side. It's 4:30, time for shooting. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1302: One Eight Hundred Too Many Contacts  

Good books are good. Monopoly got way better. That's it, everyone out of the plane! You have too many contacts. That was a great deal on the Ford. Do not dance on the buffet. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMSPM 1301: Phone Smells  

GOOOOOOAL! I'll just hide in this couch. I'll just hide in this ATM. Eels backed up on the 101. You stink, says my phone. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

TMS 1300: Friends not Friends  

Massive Unfriending. Emmy Noms are OUT! Stripper pee! Don't save the whales. Don't bring the fridge. Me want cocaine cookie! Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1299: Those charms are no longer lucky  

Psy takes a step down. How many Lucky Charms can you eat in a week/ REALLY don't taze me bro. California Lottery Monster. Slurpee Day is hard to resist. The 1k Waitress. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1298: All the weed in Nevada  

Brian got poked. 3d printing inception. New Kermit incoming. Nevada is nearly out of weed. Hot car lady is ironic. Put out your fire with this pee. Pizza is a weapon. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1297: The Beetle Queen  

I saw the Beetles, you saw Queen! Chicken bones are bad! Bull goring is also bad. McDonald's in McTrouble. Whiskey in the Carro! Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMSPM 1296: Naughty Penguin  

You gotsta shout it out, son! Marriage ruined your xbox gamerscore. United did it again. Utah takes down the curtain! You naughty penguin. Dan Dan the Table Top Man! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

TMS 1295: Live like a caveman!  

Turns out, power is important. What state should you really be in? Do NOT mess with that cat. Drone finds monkeys. Volvo needs better Kangaroo Detection. Do not pee in the lagoon. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1294: Pool Problems  

Hey kid, whatcha doin? Spider Man looks good. Well well well, Cardinal. Gotta get them bees! My controller is edible! I really want a Pizza Bikini. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1293: No Glitter Allowed!  

N17 came and N17 went. Guys, I will be right back! Glitter don't go there. Fyre Festival guy busted. Sat on my gun. Hot Pockets are great weapons. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Nerdtacular 2017 Panel  

Just about the closest you'll get to a TMS episode at Nerdtacular!

TMS 1292: Too Much Spinning  

The final word on your pet eating you. Get ready to eat some weird stuff. Russians make the best spinners. TV crew got jacked. Don't eat those Scooby Snacks. Someone peed on my steaks. Major Spoilers! The Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMSPM 1291: Bikini Troubles  

Never leave me, Fargo. Cosby does weird things. Toothpick Crossbows are dangerous. Bikini troubles! Transformers 5 aint gonna cut it. App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

TMS 1290: Aliens  

My fitbit says I was abducted by aliens. The great Ibbott test! Borka Borka, the bowl is on fire! Cream dispensers are dangerous. Someone stole your toe. Old dad means geeky son. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1289: Why Three Kay  

So hot right now. Y3K is coming! This plane ain't going anywhere. This dog meat is gross! Nazi gold in South America! You can be a witch in Canada now. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1288: That goat is serious  

How bad do things smell? Is this real life? Utah Paperboy and Goat are not the best of friends. Holy Guacamole! The pig won. Wrong testicle, doc. Making things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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