The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

Episodes

TMS 1272: That will cost you two gribbles  

What goes burp in the night. Get it together, Trekies. I wish I would have bought a load of Bit Coins in 2010. My spider is bigger than yours. Amazon goes bananas. How big is your flamingo collection? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1271: Everybody Was Groin-Based Fighting  

The Johnson household is pretty classic now. This is your last ride! Kung Fu master is crazy. Uncle Fatty in the news again! You stole my burrito! Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1270: Spec of Dust!  

Spec of Dust! Justice League has a change. Those fries were stale! How flat is that earth, anyway? Took an arrow to the head. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1269: Insert Title Here  

A bunch of stuff and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMSPM 1268: Hakked!  

Stupid skype! Bee Invasion is scary! Don't kiss rattlesnakes. Where's that cat? Adult fights! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

TMS 1267: Looping  

I'm caught in a loop! Why did it have to be snakes. Stop eating Avacado Toast. Car Vending Machines are in! Are you Groot, or are you texting. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1266: Kylo Junior  

Just let me eat my burger already. Would you like to play a game? Kylo Ren is ruining babies. United goofed again. Snake Hunter tales. How bad do YOU hate Portland? Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1265: Corn Dog Money  

Better catch up on Saul. Dogs are weird. Things got cheeky on Eurovision. How much is that corn dog worth? Red Lobster is crazy. Nice neighbors are always nice. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1263: Vote the Rock  

Friendly is hard! Movies are also hard. We will know soon what those damn Dolphins are saying! The Rock might really run! I did NOT order that. Get that bird outta here! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1262: Meat rocks full of bones and chicken memories  

Mad to the max man! Using the old nostril method! Could I have some meth, please? Nugget kid won Twitter. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1261: Pineapple Art  

Up all night to get The Kupa Cup. This burgler did the right thing. That pineapple is art. France says no to skinny. Future trolls of america! Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1260: How do bees work  

Bees bees millions of bees! That will teach those possums! I want to be a tree. Guardians did pretty well. Your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMSPM 1259: Left Leg Preference  

Watch out for the shrivel sack. That has way more booze than you thought. Stray bullets are scary. We all prefer the left leg. PornHub loves your mom. Dan Dan The Table Top Man. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

TMS 1258: Needle Nests  

Get your lore on. Fainting Men are like Fainting goats! Darth Varder causing trouble again. She ate a real fortune! I made a nest from your heroin needles! Hmmmm...pickle juice. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1257: Vader Hater  

Would you like to play a game! Thanks for the sex and the consoles! How much is that Darth Vader in the window. Twinners winners. Sue those bastards! Tom's Tech Time! Recamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1256: What's that nugget worth?  

Hot Dog Barf incoming. That juice is too much hassle. Got a headache, then drink a beer. United kicked someone else off. Hey baby, what's a girl gotta do to get them nuggets? Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMS 1255: 6 Days in a Gorrila Suit  

SLC Hipsters are beating SLC Punk. Colorado got dumped on! That Florist is desperate! Dragonflies are savage! I used to be a cop, but then I took an arrow to the knee. I bet that thing SMELLS BAD! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

TMSPM 1254: Goodbye There  

Battlegrounds are hard! Got stuck with Ja Rule. Pokemon is too much hassle. Give me your cat! Heroin is like Jebus! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

TMS 1253: Bully Stick  

We have literally ONE winner. The Bully Stick. Has anyone seen my lake lizard? 86 second bowling. 13 bears and running is a great combo. I was worried about zombies, officer. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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