A podcast for the schemers and dreamers. Identical twins Dave and Jeff Rosenberg, along with host Mike Karnell come up with true hustles and make billions so you don't have to.


78 Five Things feat. Casey Jost  

Our boy Casey Jost drops in and pops off. Dude is a savvy and prepared investor. Casey's theming a restaurant. Jeff is pushing pills. Mike is banking on a golden shower. The Nation is playing the weather. Get your money, get your, get your Oprah Money. This week's episode is sponsored by Blue Apron! Use our address for 3 free meals: (

77 Season 2 Premier  

We begin our new post-Dave chapter with a special guest: the wind beneath Mike's wings, Sarah Schneider. Sarah changes the guacamole game. Jeff revolutionizes glitter. Mike shakes up the sneaker industry. And the Nation proposes a product to help you pull of the perfect crime! This week's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve!( offer code: TWINS

76 Dave's Last Episode  

Dave is leaving us forever. His final idea is a beer glass made from ice. Jeff is commissioning water colors. Mike is disrupting the casserole game. Hey Nation, suggest new Dave's for us! This week's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve! ( Offer Code: TWINS

75 Wine Away  

Dave is geo-tracking murderers. Jeff is keeping your teeth wine free. Mike is syncing your mattress to your lights for optimal safety and comfort. The Nation hustles like it's their only job.

74 Scoovel  

Dave is putting a camera in your engagement ring case. Jeff is making aromatic fingernail polish. Mike is improving your snowman game. The Nation is innovating like never before.

73 Stretch Dong Strongs  

Dave is stretching your dong. Jeff is making sure you never take a test again. Mike is changing the cereal industry as we know it. The Nation brings even more heat to this hot af studio. This week’s episode is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

72 Hot Creamies  

Dave is heating up ice cream. Jeff is hustling christmas trees. Mike is hiding your family treasure. Then the Nation rises up. RIIIIIISES UP.

71 Breaklace  

Dave is building shelves for trees. Jeff is accessorizing with breakfast. Mike is solving your body wash problem. The Nation then writes in and proves that are rich in spirit and rich in money. They have big ideas, folks. This episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve! Use offer code TWINS at checkout!

70 Shhh!  

Dave partners with the NSA. Jeff takes advantage of global warming. Mike slices beef in a delicious way. The Nation is filled with hustlers, per usual.

69 Shidder Shretter ft. Jon Gabrus  

Jon Gabrus enters the bear trap! Dave seasons your skin. Jeff is charging to skip the line. Jon is slicing up your poop. Mike is making it easy to be discrete. Then the nation weighs in with bravery and wit!


A dark day is here. Dave is improving murder suicides. Jeff is making toothpaste great again. Mike is oinking out NewBalance for profit. The Nation tries to heal. Fuck Donald Trump! He is a racist, misogynist, fascist pig. This episode is sponsored by Adam and Eve!

67 Basic Boards  

Dave is numbing your tongue. Jeff is changing the floor sweeping game. Mike is giving stock tips. The Nation is alive and hungry for that kik. This week's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve!

66 Loaf Toppers  

Dave is haunting a train. Jeff is ending the embarrassment of getting "pantsed." Mike is selling the top of the loaf. The Nation is filled with genius.

65 Coolr  

Dave is non surgically improving your face. Jeff is 3-D printing your menu. Mike is making sure you know which friends are watching your favorite shows. And the Nation is scheming at levels we didn't know existed before.

64 Hashbags  

Dave is branding trash. Jeff is compacting trash. Mike is scaling back and fixing the phone charger. The nation brings us treasures as per usual.

63 My Little Spy Guy  

Dave is waking you up with water. Jeff is giving you stylish access to many toilets. Mike is spying on you. The Nation is rich in spirit, ideas, and hustle.

62 Mieces  

Dave is weighing your poop. Jeff is creating a next level ladder. Mike is sipping that board game cream. Then the Nation raises the bar for innovation. This week's episode was brought to you by the amazing folks at Adam and Eve!

61 Slimmers  

Dave is changing the way we see the world. Jeff is all about tickling. Mike is getting into the panda game. The Nation comes through in a time of need. Thanks to Adam and Eve for sponsoring this week’s episode!

60 OctVapious  

Dave is turning dieting upside down. Jeff is next level vaping. Mike is pirating on the high seas. The Nation never lets us down. The week's episode was brought to you by Hello Fresh!

59 The Toe Show  

Dave is microchipping children. Jeff is shorting litigation investment instruments. Mike is creating a step-by-step train hustle. The Nation submits hustles that will drop your jaw and fatten your wallet. Another instant classic.

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