This week a TV movie crushes a group of reviewers that has already been beaten down by so many bad films this season. The cherry on the top of this steaming pile is The Hoff! Armin & Arden join your hosts and discuss a movie Marvel would like to forget.
Also, forget David Hasselhoff
, one of the costars is actually named Ron Canada
Arden is in love with the Swedish villainess, Viper
The Hoff says he’s a better Nick Fury
than Samuel L. Jackson
What’s your job? “I write only super hero movies. All of them. Good or bad.”
Arden points out in Commando
Schwarzenegger has a nice house & is doing well. In contrast, The Hoff in this film is working a mine in the Yukon?
Armin mentions this Key & Peele
sketch about a retired military specialist that highlights the cliché. Of course, he can’t watch that clip because it will only work if you’re in the States. Thanks for nothing, internet.
The spokesperson for collagen, Lisa Rinna
Everyone loves The Hoff. Chris believes even K.I.T.T. must have hit on him in Knight Rider
Chris thinks this movie is all kinds of Stargate SG-1
gone wrong. Paul says, Babylon 5
The British character in the film is the “comic relief,” and the actor was really happy to do it. He says so in this old article
The guys get in a discussion of other bad movies you’d watch instead of this one. Which is worse, this movie or Batman & Robin
Armin believes Ron Canada is the affordable James Earl Jones
and calls him Mufasa
Gary in the chatroom thinks the only thing that could make the movie worse is Brendan Fraser
The henchmen are the Blue Man Group
Arden thinks the set from the baddies’ lair was stolen for the recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The villainess has obviously been through the A Clockwork Orange
treatment and it didn’t work. She crazy.
All of The Hoff’s best lines are in the Quotes section
Armin says the mind reading scenes are just Action Essentials 2
plopped into the TV film.
Armin also adds that he missed years of the plot of Interstellar
on a restroom break.
Arturo in the chat room reminds us of the great website, RunPee.com
. For just such an occasion.
The Hoff has been poisoned, but not from eating cancerous rats
Paul’s pitch for the new Oregon Trail
: “Two of your party have died of cancerous rat poisoning.”
Terry David Mulligan
is recognized by Arden because he did a lot of Canadian TV shows. Here, he’s the president of the USA.
We saw Gremlins
so we’re going to steal this bit
Arden thinks the false ending with The Hoff & Lips on the Helicarrier could have been more Titanic
Wait, there’s a helicarrier? Yes, the Lego version is very expensive
Armin says this movie is better than Gymkata
, but as bad Waterworld
Arden tells us the other movies that came out this year, The Big Lebowski
, American History X
and Saving Private Ryan
Generally, things started to turn around for Marvel with Blade
Arden read Baywatch
for the articles.
Armin says you should watch Blade
and Chris recommends Spider-Man
Arden suggests Spectre
while Paul warns you to not watch Tomorrowland
Since the film was so very bad, ignore it. Instead, be sure to check out Arden’s Prairie Noodle Shop and Armin’s webcomic, Biasedcat. Thanks to both of them for watching the film and reviewing it. Thank you for listening!