#58: Reselling Popcorn BucketsI'm Just A Kid! add
Neil Rubenstein is a comedian from Long Island. He attended Plain View Old Bethpage JFK High School.
Listen to his podcast, "In Traffic". Check out his YouTube page, Neil Rubinstein Reviews. Follow him @neilrubenstein.
We talk about Munchausen by Proxy, being intimidating looking, touring with rock bands as a manager, not being good with rules and authority, getting tattoos, being in a gang, doing graffiti, living across the street from your school, selling popcorn at a movie theater, old computers, beating someone up while they're in their car, a different view on human trafficking, finding your comedic voice on stage with only 7 minutes, while reading the ball-busting signatures from his yearbook!
Follow me @camachbro! Email me ImJustaKidpodcast@gmail.com! I'll be at Yonkers Comedy Club Friday and Saturday 730 and 930. Broadway Comedy Club on Sunday at 8pm. Have a safe MDW! BALLS!
#57: When You're Famous Don't Forget Me!I'm Just A Kid! add
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Troy Bond is a stage performer, Michael Jackson impersonator, & comedian.
He attended Naugatuck High School. Follow him @troyhasebola and listen to his podcast, "Bonding with Troy Bond".
We complain about Snapchat, talk about getting DMs after shows, emojis in text, read his Middle School Yearbooks, getting suspended have drugs, a woman dating a trans guy, weird creative habits, owning what you do in life, doing the morning announcements, being in show business during high school, waiting the science project, lacking memories, paying someone to do your summer school work, going to the gym for a senior prank, & getting slapped in the face with chicken farm.
If you want to be on the podcast email me firstname.lastname@example.org
This friday I'll be at Tesoro D'Italia in Pleasantville, NY with Goumba Johnny and Ross Bennett.
Follow me @camachbro on Twitter & Instagram!
#56: The PoliticianI'm Just A Kid! add
Patrick Holbert is a NYC based comedian. He attended Wallkill High School. Follow him @theholbertreport. Go see his one-man show, Punchline Drunk, & listen to his podcast with his wife, "Who Cares with Ross & Patrick".
We talk about the comedy open mic scene in NYC, the first time I bombed, the different dating apps, our phases of bad hair styles, being homecoming king and prom king, living to please others, white noise, doing the morning announcements, discuss whether or not the term friend zone isn't PC, using people for cars, doing naked stunts at parties, his friend group, "Dog 4 Life", how the first pair of tits you see affects the rest of your life, how Patrick started drinking, turning down a car hook-up, while reading the signatures from his yearbook!
Like, subscribe, share, leave a 5 star review! Follow me @camachbro. I'll be doing 2 shows at Yonkers Comedy Club Friday, 5/10. Come!
#55: Using Your Super Duper Education RightI'm Just A Kid! add
James Zeiss is a NYC based actor from the Bronx. He attended Fordham Preparatory School All Boys School. Follow him @jameszeiss on Twitter & @jamesfzeiss on Instagram. Watch his YouTube show, "Section 420: Talking Yankees".
We talk about being a background actor, free cars, living with your gf next to your parent's house, talking making biology in the morning, going to college in your hometown, hugging people you see from high school, why it's weird to like Michael Jackson now, using your education the right way, waking up 3 AM for travel, all the food on film sets, taping a KICK ME sign on someone's back, and we have a burping contest at the end, all while reading his senior quote and signatures from his yearbook!
I'll be doing two shows at Wisecrackers Comedy Club In Allentown, PA 5/3 & 4. For all info and tix visit Wisecrackers.biz/allentown. Follow me @camacbro on Twitter & Instagram.
#54: Big L & Low TI'm Just A Kid! add
Andrew Manning is a stand-up comedian. He attended Brookfield High School in Connecticut.
We talk about how being told "what you look" like is hack, having low testosterone, faking jacking off stories, turning spirit shirts into workout tees, going to school dressed as Jesus, being called "No Friends" by your brother, how great it feels to hang out with friends for the first time, & we read the quotes from the kids he went to school with!
Follow him at @andrewmanthing!
#53: The Fa66ot in the FrontI'm Just A Kid! add
Matt DIttus is a NYC based comedian. He attended Jackson Memorial High School in Jackson, NJ. Follow him at @mattdittus! & go see him at Otto's Shrunken Head 4/28.
We talk about being awkward, going with the first thing you think of on a dating app, going to Six Flags too much, growing armpit hair late, having a weird shaped nose, playing guitar, being falsely accused of stealing money, going from loser to popular back to loser, wearing sweatpants to school, skipping school to save $ on a drug test, man crushes, whether or not to speak up when you see something wrong in public, all while we read the signatures from his yearbook!
Follow me @camachbro! Follow the Podcast Instagram page @imjustakidpodcast!
#52: Tube in My PPI'm Just A Kid! add
Joey Rinaldi is a NYC based comedian. Follow him at @thejoeyrinaldi
This episode was cut short due to a spontaneous interview for Fox 5. Apologies!
Joey attended King and Low Heywood Thomas School in Stanford, CT.
We talk about peeing through a tube as a teen, screwing around on the tennis team, going to school with famous people's kids, having fun detentions, stealing eggs from the cafeteria to go egging, running from the cops busting parties, & we read the inside jokes Joey left his classmates. Sorry again!
#51: "Most Dedicated to One's Belief"I'm Just A Kid! add
Chris Lamberth is an actor and comedian. He has appeared on "The Last OG", NBC, "The Village, & the film "Can You Forgive Me" with Melissa McCarthy, He will appearing in upcoming episodes of "Orange is the New Black" & "Mindhunter"
He attended Bishop McNamara High School in Forestville, Maryland.
We discuss teaching at Summer on Broadway theater camp, how everyone should take an acting class, a cheerleader calling you "decent", why most high school actors don't have acting careers, honor kids looking down at college prep kids, the college admission scandal, posting everyone's GPA for the public to see, Chris' superlative, then we read the signatures from his good smelling yearbook and talk about how everyone black kid wanted to play golf when Tiger Woods was in his prime, not pursuing girls with boyfriends, not pursuing girls that aren't your type, Chris' 10 year reunion, asking out a girl through notes, why everyone wrote "Don't Ever Change!" in his yearbook, & we read and discuss the signature of the girl who messed up Chris' last 2 years of his dating life in high school.
Follow Chris @chrislamberth! Listen to his podcast, Mundane Festival!
#50: Partying on the Corner Outside the DanceI'm Just A Kid! add
Samantha Bednarz is a NYC based comedian. She attended Cathedral High school in Manhattan.
We talk about weddings, not having sympathy for myself, read faculty signatures, giving out people's addresses, read student signatures, having a cool dad, relating to people over hockey, gym class, talking on a dating app with no intention of going out, not smiling, reason for not answering texts, choosing whether your kid should go to public or private school, partying on the corner outside the dance, New Orleans, and using confidence to buy liquor underage!
Follow Samantha at @samanthasjbednarz!
#49: Batting .020 with BitchesI'm Just A Kid! add
Kareem Green is a NYC based comedian. He bounced from high school to high school in New York City.
We talk about Instagram filters, small-town living, how I cried in summer camp, wanting girls that can function, bouncing from foster home to foster home, climbing fences to get away from the cops, wanting to be a Shop Rite employee, being in alternative school, ghettonuts, getting laughs in speech class, & Kareem dissects my confrontation with a lady at the vet.
Follow Kareem @kareemgreen21 on Instagram. Come see us both LIVE at The Comic Strip Live on Friday 3/22 at 8pm and 1030pm show.
#48: DJ ButchI'm Just A Kid! add
This is a special episode recorded at Stand Up NY Labs!
Jon Borromeo is the chief of staff at Stand Up NY. He attended Pope John XXIII High School in Sparta, NJ.
We talk about finding out your friend is a creep, going on dating apps drunk, mixing drinking and smoking, 0 Patel and Lees, jersey racism, cafeteria lunch, settling down, getting girls, being a tape deck DJ, how can you suck as a DJ, contemporary heartbreak songs, partying to pop punk, kewl, what you did on graduation day, a boring high school experience, lame parties, & judging a party by the number of beers while reading the signatures from his yearbook!
Follow Jon at @boreamayo on Instagram. Go see a show @standupny! Great comedy club in the Upper West Side.
#47: Resource RoomI'm Just A Kid! add
Kenneth Edward Ryan IV is a New York based comedian. He attended Dobbs Ferry High School.
We talk about cursing moms, black reminders at the Oscars, jokes you can't say, Louis CK's return to comedy, yelp reviews, when drunk girls request music, level 1 and level 2, being in a family with sisters, weekend homework, what a parent going to their kid's sporting event means to them, hurting myself to get a laugh, Kenny's half-Korean girlfriend, the time I picked up my drunk ex, learning social life on my own, and is fashionable clothes a turn on?
Follow Kenny at Kryn15 on Instagram.
#46: My Mom Likes HerI'm Just A Kid! add
Eagle Witt is a NYC based comedian. He attended Port Jervis High School.
We talk about how Eagle runs girls by his mom, switching high schools and becoming popular again, non-negotiables in dating, sneaking girls into your home, being able to bring girls to your parents house, a lunch room fight, not talking to exes, being forced to move to LA, friends in comedy, dating hot people, dating as a comedian, & more!
Follow Eagle at @eaglewitt on Instagram and Twitter.
#45: Wing BitchI'm Just A Kid! add
Neko White is a NYC based comedian. He attended Bronx High School for Writing & Communication Arts.
We talk about wearing your headphones on stage, old Yu-Gi-Oh! vs new Yu-Gi-Oh, hiring someone to scratch my balls, chaffing, staring stand-up in high school, planning a date with a full calendar, clubbing, doing edgy material, being the most popular kid in high school, William's stinky breathe, Neko's friends Rodney & Edward, getting lap dances at the school dance, getting my iPod stolen, approaching women, & getting told by a girl that her friend likes you.
Nekowhite.com and follow Neko at Neko_White93 on Twitter & Nekowhite93 on Instagram.
#44: Gay Performing ShouldersI'm Just A Kid! add
Matt Bailey is a magician and podcaster. He attended Lehigh Valley Charter High School for the Performing Arts.
We talk about working in a stockroom, whether saying partner or boyfriend/ girlfriend is more appropriate, working for a talent manager, my shoulder muscles, gay body types, Grinder, being a magician, when you find out you're attracted to guys, how Matt came out, going to a performing arts high school and having immense pride for it, how a new principal wanted to change the school, being on dating app for hours, how Matt lost his virginity through Messenger, why my clothes got higher, all while we read the signature from his yearbook.
Listen to Matt's Talk for 2 Podcast and follow him at @talkfortwo!
#43: Spirit AidsI'm Just A Kid! add
Dan Carney is a NYC based comedian from Tampa, Florida. He attended Bloomingdale Senior High School.
We talk about how sad the Tampa Bay Rays are, having a dad that wants to do things, being fluid, having acne, AIDS, being the spirit guy in high school, leading pep rallies, not wanting to meet new people anymore, doing stand-up in high school, telling your friend's mom you hate her shrimp, how Dan's friends told people he smoked when he didn't, how trick or treating has changed, mailbox baseball, miracle stories of getting out DUI's, what it means when you don't condoms on deck, FSU fraternities, & losing your virginity in a public bathroom, all while reading the signatures from his yearbook.
Follow Dan @danmancarney on Twitter & Instagram.
#42: I Don't Want to Get Laid PretendI'm Just A Kid! add
Doug Brian is a NJ/NYC based comedian. He attended Cedar Grove High School in NJ.
We talk about why people's opinions don't really matter, why you can't disagree with females, how it's cool to shit on men now, who to be scared of when you're on the street at night, new guy comics talking about not getting laid, toxic masculinity, pretending to not want to get laid on a date, the clit, asking for what you want, getting along with older people, losing your friends in high school, what being a loner teaches you, throwing a ham egg and cheese at someone, Doug's prom story after a breakup with ex, making up for cumming quick, farting in cop cars, the way flirting was in high school, and wondering if fucking still happens in college.
Follow Doug on @DougBrian on Twitter.
#41: Holy Hotness DiverI'm Just A Kid! add
Chrissie Mayr is a stand up comedienne. She attended South Side High School in Long Island. We talk about wearing no pants, Chrissie taking a stand-up class with her mom, the Kardashians, going to the same school as Amy Schumer and Dave Attell, starting the diving team, having your locker next to a popular kid, cumming first, being vocal in bed, holding out in high school, what girls I like from her high school, being an amazing costume designer, having a hard stop at 3rd base, a nightmare first blowjob, having a car in high school, having school, spirit, winning a comedy contest, all while reading the very nice signatures from her yearbook!
Follow Chrissie at @chrissiemayr on Instagram and Twitter.
#40: GikkakeI'm Just A Kid! add
Gianmarco Soresi is a NYC based comedian from Washington D.C. He attended Georgetown Day School.
We talk about reading your yearbook on the subway, being goth, dating a cutter, being ashamed to take off your shirt, laughing during dirty talk, losing your gf to summer camp, getting emasculated in a relationship, getting dumped from my podcast, being the top of the theater kids, figuring out where the 2 girls 1 cup girls are now, breaking down what Gianmarco's ex wrote to him his yearbook, powerpoint skills, being the ex in the way of a couple's happy ending, probation, Gianmarco's friends obsession with bukkakes, & more while we read from his yearbook.
Follow Gianmarco at @gianmarcosoresi on Twitter & Instagram
#39: In too ArmadeepI'm Just A Kid! add
Deepu Gill is a Staten Island based comedian. He attended Poly Prep County Day School. We talk about how fit I am, ordering too much food, how girls never give compliments, complaining about being a comic, why Indians ID harder, couples that go to the gym together, Manswers, Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, Deepu the bully, high school social media threads, breaking out of a sex slump, then we share jerk off stories including jerking off in the high school bathroom, military camp, and on the BQE, how to jerk off without moving, and we read the signatures from Deepu's yearbook!
Follow Deepu @r2deepu!