NEW YORK TIMES IS OBSESSED W US!!! Honestly this sentence is true don’t question us. This week Madeleine came prepared — shock horror. She’s coming at us with her fave thangz. Beauty, health, skincare... oh my! We’ve got new favorite Youtubers, restaurants, fans, makeup, AND FOOD. Miranda is also really into baths lately which is cute and fun. The gang recaps the bachelor (sorry this is a delayed ep)... WE’RE NOT PERFECT! We want to hear what YOU guys want to know. Rate review and send us your thoughts!!! Obsessed w you. Listen responsibly 😛
In the great words of Chris Harrison ‘stay tuned for the most dramatic episode in Validate Me history.’ Listen, real talk okay, this one is juicy. Miranda reveals some major tea about some a recent dating drama in her life. Oh, and plot twist, Madeleine is involved.
Miranda breaks out into hives from the stress and at one point she cries. I mean how much more do you want from us?????? We are basically a reality show at this point (spoiler: Michael is the villain).
Get on board guys cause you are really going to need a drink for this.
I know we say that every week but for like, for real.
Rate, subscribe and leave us a hot, sexy review because, um, the pod is called Validate Me. Obviously, we need it. K byeeeeee
Hey fans, this week on the pod the team really bonds over menstruation , except for Michael— the captain of our ship. We talk pride month, blood (lol), and is Hollywood TOO PC?? Michael reminds us he had teenage acne again bc he’s relatable. Madeleine is hungry. Miranda is still accepting potential suitor applications. Is dating too much leaving us dead inside? Asking for a friend. Also, should we do a live taping?? Validate us and let us know— FIVE STARS OR BUST. Listen responsibly. Xoxo
This week on the pod the gang gossips about Botox, lip filler, getting hot... OH MY. Is Los Angeles brain washing us into wanting to self improve or is this a world wide thing? Miranda talks about exercising her right to be Mrs. Robinson while going on a date w a YOUNGER MAN. Michael gives us the BEST DATING TIPS, while we basically either confirm or rip them to shreds. Also, Miranda went to catholic school.... amazing. VALIDATE US PLZ. We love you. Let us know what you guys want to hear next and send us your questions. Xx
This week on the pod things get real juicy as Maddie and Miranda go in deep on the acting industry, revealing some spicy inside information on surviving the industry in LA!
The girls discuss everything including their personal experiences auditioning and on set, how to make money with your side hustles and the fastest ways to get famous.
Meanwhile Michael has started referring to himself ‘as the tech guy,’ and continues to make ground breaking commentary such as
‘I like peanuts.’
Guys, no one can pronounce Madeleines name and Miranda Uber pooled from West Hollywood to Hermosa Beach so that’s really sad right?
Also Maddie and Miranda BOTH have their periods, so expect some shade ya know?
So we’re gonna need you to listen in and support us because you know damn well we need that validation.
Maybe even like rate us and subscribe, follow us on our socials below? Whoa, thank you so much.
You’re hot. Ok, bye!
This week on the pod the gang is reunited and it feels SO GOOD...tbh maybe slightly mediocre but “so good” sounds better. Mads is fresh off the plane from Kentucky filming her first ever feature where Denise Richards plays her HOT mom. I’m jealous of myself. Miranda is in the thick of auditions and dating and honestly has some juicy bits of insight to her personal life. We discuss long distance dating, sexting, the biz (per usual), and Michael tells us all about his high school acne. You know them (kinda), you love them (maybe), and you WANT TO LISTEN TO THEM (definitely). Pour yourself a drink and VALIDATE ME (us). Love you mean it.
Whoa, hi guys. So this week on the pod things got kinda serious for a hot minute with our special mental health episode. All star licensed therapist Jackie Shapin makes a return to the pod to share her insight and knowledge, answering fan questions to all of your burrning questions on spicy topics including happiness, anxiety and depression. Shit gets pretty real for a moment but as always the pod goes in on a bunch of random topics including the desire for perfection, the societal pressure to be ambitious and the importance of self care and spirituality. Wait, I’m sorry, who do we even think we are at this point??? Move over Oprah and Deepak Chopra cause Validate Me is hereeeee.
Also guys, some dude followed Miranda and masturbated in public and Michael hates everyone for being late so at the very least you should listen for that AND PLZ, VALIDATE US.
K thanks, bye.
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The gals and Michael have a cruisy week. The gang discusses what it’s like to go through a real LA photo shoot ... with weird photographers and all. Miranda goes through a mid day drunk Uber pool situation, and Madeleine prepares to get funky in Kentucky. Michael is still keto- shock horror. We’re shouting you the hell out so send Madeleine why you love ‘Validate Me’. Madeleine is also writing this description after taking melatonin so here we are zzzzz. Validate us, love you mean it.
This week on our hot ass new rebranded pod, VALIDATE ME, we talk all things *~iNtErNeT fAmE~*. Hannah Berner graces us with her presence and joins the bearded man / girl cave during her FIRST ever visit to Los Angeles. Hannah comes straight off the heals of Bravo TV’s, “Summer House”… so we wasted no time talking allllll things reality TV. We also spend like ten minutes talking about how obsessed we are with each others Instagrams, annoying Michael all the live long day. We talk meme culture, Vanderpump Rules, and how to be hot AND funny. *Shocking*. Hannah has a sexy podcast as well so check her the hell out, @BeingBernz & Berning In Hell Podcast. Like us, subscribe to us, VALIDATE US. Love you, mean it. LISTEN RESPOBSIBLY
We are back you hot babes! Ugh, we missed you. But guess what! We have a new name! We are now called VALIDATE ME!
It’s very us guys.
We decided to officially rebrand after months of Maddie and Miranda complaining endlessly about the podcast name.
We even got a new logo and some merch. Whoa we’re so professional, who do we even think we are right now?
We might have a new name but we still talk about the same fun LA stuff like- dating, diets, social media and the entertainment industry, to name a few!
From now on, your fan questions will always be incorporated in our episodes, so make sure to DM the crew with yours to get it answered and also a shout out in the episode.
This week on Validate Me, we go in on some secret celebrity gossip in the LA dating scene whilst sharing our own celeb dating stories and discuss our most LA moment on the most LA pod. It’s a thing.
So strap in guys cause things are about to get fun and fresh in here.
We’re so excited to be back. Did your hair get longer???
Love you, mean it!
This week on the pod the crew has some emotions (which Michael still is attempting to relate to lolz). We love that you guys think our lives are all sunshine and rainbows but we’re totally here to just get super real and show you that life can be hard no matter your circumstance. Mads and Miranda discuss their feelings on the entertainment industry and the lows that come with choosing an unstable career path. Michael gives us some good tips on productivity and some beautiful comical commentary on being a grumpy “old” man. We love you for submitting your questions each week - we actually read them ALL so send away! Pour yourself a shot and listen responsibly!!!
This week the vodcast crew goes in on hackers after Maddie’s socials get attacked and the girls reflect on their experiences with stalkers.
Meanwhile the dream team discusses having a career in entertainment and the great LA tradition of being slashies (ACTOR/MODEL/DJ/WILL DO WHATEVER FOR $$$).
After a local attack in the neighborhood, Michael explains why he’s scared for his dawgs... wait, no like his actual dogs and discusses managing his life as an entrepreneur and photographer.
We answer fan questions (AKA- fans of Maddie ask her questions) and learn some fun things like Miranda googles herself, OH, AND MADDIE CAN’T REMEMBER HER WHOLE LIFE.
So pour yourself a glass of Charles Shaw (honestly the rose is pretty decent- just sayin’ ???) and strap yourself in fam cause another episode of Vodcast is here and it’s pretty damn great
This week on the pod we get real f_cking basic and WE LOVE IT. The gang discusses all things bachelor with our dear friend, actor, and bachelor enthusiast, Jay Seals. We talk Colton, Cassie, and our actual favorite arch nemesis, Matt Randolph. Is anyone else flipping out over the new bachelorette?? Since DJ Michael B hasn’t cared for a single lick of the Bachelor this season, we love having another straight male perspective to discuss all the ~DrAmA~. We have also mutually decided we are so freaking excited for BIP aka Bachelor in Paradise that we don’t even know what to do with ourselves until it starts. Read a book? No. We also talk true crime because duh...have you met Miranda? Follow us @vodcastsoda & our lovely guest @jayseals on Instagram. LISTEN RESPONSIBLY xoxo
This week on the pod things get hot and heavy when Michaels babe/successful girlfriend comes on to discuss her journey to becoming more creative by micro dosing mushrooms on the daily.
The pod get intense for a hot minute
and discusses some more serious topics including The Jordyn Woods saga and The Leaving Neverland documentary.
Things even out in Michaels Corner when
Michael tells the girls how many pounds of spiders we’re all ingesting a year, continues to rant about the Arc Storm and then attempts to convince Miranda to download Tinder and activate holiday mode!
So not much has changed really.
Oh, and plot twist, Maddie is still drinking cold brew and obsessed with North Korea. Send help.
So sit back, pour yourself a shot and....UGH, just listen okay?!!! It’s pretty great.
This week on the pod we got real Taylor Swift and talked all about ex’s, dating, heartbreak, and healing with Claire Byrne. Claire is a heartbreak coach and leads with the tag line, “I help you stop wanting him back”. MOOOD. It’s totally like that scene from Laguna beach where Jessica says, “Kristen help me stop lusting Jason!!!” Relatable much? We discuss different types of relationships, our personal feelings on dating in LA, and the dating app culture we know and love. We figured, what a better way to wrap up the month of love than to talk all about it. Check out Claire at @clairebyrnecoaching as well as our Insta @vodcastsoda. LISTEN RESPONSIBLY PLZ
This week on the pod, in unsurprising news, the girls continue to be obsessed with the Bachelor. After a complete stranger attempts to impersonate Miranda at the gym, she weighs in on the pros and cons of having an accent in LA. Meanwhile newly coffee addicted and obsessed with saving money in 2019, Maddie makes a new friend at Whole Foods and attempts a mission to find the best cold brew.
In TRY-POD, Miranda drinks a gallon of water of water a day and does anyone care? SPOILER ALERT: she pees a lot.
Meanwhile Michael is 32, has a self heating mug and has started eating dinner at 3.30pm. We’re all concerned.
So sit back, pour yourself a glass and listen responsibly!
Also gold star for anyone who can count the amount of times Miranda says, ‘Get it Girl.’ Pray for us all.
“It’s ok to fart” - DJ Michael B. This week on the pod the gang literally discusses favorite desserts for at least twelve minutes and we have a huge reveal that Michael is not a cake guy. It’s also week 2 of try-pod and Madeleine worked out doing HIIT for 7 days straight. Did she lose a bunch of weight?? Did she love the classes?? IDK GUYS LISTEN TO FIND OUT PLZ. Michael has plans to micro dose mystical mushrooms because he’s a unicorn and Miranda has plans to drown in gallons of water so stay the frick tuned. We discuss the FIJI water girl law suit as well as the “unfollow Fuck Jerry” movement. Side note- Miranda has never been to Costco. LISTEN RESPONSIBLY
This week on Vodcast Soda get your heart on with this V day special episode!
The OG three discuss a variety of bizarre topics including Madeleines new obsession with North Korea, Miranda reveals her latest conspiracy theory and Michael wants you to buy chocolate anus’s on amazon!
Vodcast also introduces a new segment —— TRY-POD where one host tries a new thing for 7 days and reports back with their findings!
This week Miranda kicked it off with her positivity challenge and learnt that it’s really hard not to complain when you hit your head and your Uber driver is shit.
Meanwhile Michael turns 32 and is looking hotter than ever. Oh, and Miranda is a snake and she’s probably gonna eat your chips!
So sit back, pour yourself a shot and find out why now!!
This week on the pod everyone caught the frick up because we’ve been off a week. Making a mental note to repeatedly record in the evenings from now one because we were ON ONE. The Vodcast team is making some awesome changes (probs selling pics of Mirandas boobs but IDK). We discuss our feelings on Fyre Fest, Mac n Cheese, AirPods, and hottest porn categories of 2018. Apparently a bunch of people are into Fortnite porn and I’m… not here for it…? Also, Miranda goes on a date with Shock Collar and you need to know the deets. Pour yourself a shot and get ready for some updates with the team. SEEYAH! Listen responsibly.