Get Off My Lawn Podcast #27 | I Was a Black Man for a Day in New York City· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
I stole this concept from Chadwick Moore. If you’re white, pretend you’re black for a day and see how many things could be construed as racist. If you’re black, pretend you’re white and see how many things could be explained away as just life in the big city. This can be extrapolated to gay (as Chadwick did), female, trans, fat, and any other group that claims victim status. It’s very possible the person out to get you is you.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #26 | You Ever Hear a Joke and You Go, "How is That a Joke?"· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
As an incredibly funny person, I like to riff with strangers. Over the years, I’ve realized about 5% of the population can riff back. 30% of people enjoy humor and then there’s the 70% who are wondering why you’re saying a thing that isn’t true. Within the entire 95% of non-riffers there is this bizarre contingent of people who try to joke around by using random words that make absolutely no sense in a comedic context. I’ve written some of these down and would like to share them with you.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #25 | You Wanna Get Rich?· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
Outside of making a ton of cash in media, I’ve also done well in advertising, real estate, and the stock market. I still work, however, because I like it and ironically, that’s how you get rich. You work hard. The other details are less obvious and include: be humble (you can be replaced), get it in writing, know your worth. This episode examines all of these helpful tips and why they work.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #24 | Valentine's Day is for the Boys· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
Today, I talk about that awkward age for boys when girls go from having cooties to being goddesses. It’s fun reliving all these various stages with my own kids but I’m constantly amazed how much of parenting today is about keeping them away from screens. My dad had no money and his childhood sounded like heaven. My kids have all they need and I’m constantly trying to drag them back to - if not my dad’s era - the 1970s so they can experience some danger and excitement.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #23 | I Can Make an Atheist Argument for the Existence of God· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
Atheists, you can believe in God, too. Just call it “nature.” This episode proves God exists and makes the case for a supreme being who pushed the first domino 14 billion years ago and has not sweat the small stuff since.
Get Off My Lawn #22 | I Used to Live in a Yuppie Building· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
To whine about gentrification and call it genocide is to be a giant cry baby that turns crime and degradation into some kind of sacred culture that must be preserved. That being said, living with yuppies is extremely irritating. They are spoiled brats who would rather watch a black handicapped woman die, than be seen as racist.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #21 | On The Inside, I’m a Four· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
Outside of murder, mental illness, and drug addiction, family is forever. Friends however, renew their contract about once a year which is usually how often you have a really big fight. I just said a permanent goodbye to my pal of 35 years, Steve. You will do the same with your closest friends. Sometimes you cancel your friend plan after the first year. Sometimes you renew the contract for decades. It will eventually end, especially if one of you has a family and the other doesn’t. If it’s permanence you’re looking for (and you are) start a family.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #20 | My gay uncle just died· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
He was in his late 60s but he died in the closet last week and it breaks my heart. He was a great man who had a rough life and the idea of never openly being yourself just sounds like infinite torture to me. Poor bastard. May he rest in peace.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #19 | Good Day I’m Winston Churchill· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
Very excited to have dead Prime Minister Winston Churchill guest host this week’s podcast. He’s been awoken from the slumber of death by all this recent Hollywood attention but it’s not making the egomaniac more proud. It’s actually making him doubt his legacy. Churchill goes back to the Boer War of 1900 to re-examine his life and consider the possibility that he wasn’t, in fact, a hero who saved millions of lives. He may have been the opposite.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #18 | I don't like conservative events· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
Though “A Night For Freedom” and the insanity that surrounded it was covered in great detail on Monday’s “Get Off My Lawn,” I wanted a freebie for the masses so everyone could see how completely unhinged the Alt-Left have become. To have basically the same beliefs as your dad is considered “Alt-Left” in 2018 and we all need to die, especially if we dare congregate in private to hear each other speak. We have officially entered the realm of the unwell.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #17 | We jumped a guy the other night· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
This isn’t going to happen again but this episode is just about my week. It gets its own show because it involved: knife fights, spies, cocaine, heroin, prison, guns, Anthony Cumia, James O’Keefe, Milo Yiannopoulos, Ann Coulter, Artie Lang, Stefan Molyneaux, Mike Cernovich, antifa, Proud Boys, and police. It’s been the most insane time of my life and the week isn’t even over yet.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #16 | Did you ever see someone go crazy?· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
One of the great things about old as hell is you’ve seen a lot of people change over the years. A good 94% of them stay the same but 5% go on to be wildly successful and then 1% completely lose their minds. The takeaway here is not trying to change these stats but just give thanks that we didn’t get sucked into that tiny vortex of total insanity.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #15 | I've met a lot of celebrities over the years· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
I’ve met tons of celebrities, not because I’m fabulous, but because that’s working in media for a quarter century. Like being a hairdresser or doing makeup. You get to know some. This episode grazes stories about Kimberly Guilfoyle, Jennifer Aniston, Jimmy Kimmel, Steve Coogan, Tommy Lee, and Curtis Mayfield. The takeaway is celebrities aren’t special and being famous sucks.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #14 | Tell me something that's true that almost nobody agrees with you on· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
PayPal founder Peter Thiel says this is the ideal question for job interviews, but it's also a great question for hanging out with your buddies in a bar. While playing this game over the holidays we learned: Mentors leave you worse off, teamwork doesn’t work, 95% of education is a complete waste of time, America is racist toward white people, our idea of domestic abuse is deeply flawed, and no food is bad food if you simply burn more than you take in.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #13 | How To Pick up Chicks· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
Amidst all of this sexual harassment, we are starting to see young men completely give up. The cons are outweighing the pros, and the whole idea of courtship and romance is being replaced with porn and loneliness. In this crucial sex guide, I tell guys how to avoid the friend zone without coming across as a rapist. This war on sex and all things fun is rooted in communism and hatred for traditionalism, so getting laid is no trivial matter. It’s imperative to our survival as a species. Note: The name of the Antifa kid I was trying to remember in this episode is Nathan Andrew Hose. He killed himself on August 15th, 2017.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #12 | I Had A House in Costa Rica· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
Pura Vida! Today’s episode is all about my place in Costa Rica and the twisted culture that goes on in “Montefuma.” Not only are there endless mountains of cocaine, but murder and death are rampant. One guy even died of a hangover. I just sold the house, and I’m glad. Screw living abroad.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #11 | As a cop, I've seen things that would make you crap a book on how to puke· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
As an entrepreneur, I’ve done very well for myself but as anyone who makes money will tell you, it’s one big win for every dozen or so failures. I made tons of money in real estate but lost tons of money to the restaurant business. I made great money in media but also lost money in media. I had a successful career writing TV pilots but, at the same time, I consider my TV career a complete failure. This episode documents my 15-years in TV making great money failing.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #1 | I Slept In The Car Last Night· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
In this, debut episode Gavin discusses having to sleep in his car with a shotgun because the Alt-Left is out to get him. He talks about the dangers of being right wing in liberal New York and how this new version of McCarthyism is affecting his marriage. NOTE: This show is an extra freebie with all new content and it’s based on Gavin’s TV show of the same name which can be found on CRTV.com. Use promo code GAVIN if you’re getting a whole year. Membership includes all their shows including “Louder With Crowder,” “Michelle Malkin Investigates,” and “Levin TV."
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #2 | I’m Sorry, I Can’t Get Over This· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
Gavin discusses Milo’s most recent controversy where this gay Jew with a black husband has been caught at a karaoke bar where patrons were sieg heiling. He also gets into the evolution of the McInneses and how his kids have infinitely more money than his father but their childhoods seem less fun.
Get Off My Lawn Podcast #3 | I Screwed Up· Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
Gavin begins the show lamenting the Weinstein victim he lost as a guest. He then uses Harvey’s crimes as an example of what happens when we pretend women and men are exactly the same. Finally, we discuss the left’s war on America and how it’s really just dads vs. spoiled brats.