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Welcome back and thank you for joining us in 2024! We’re so happy to kick this year off back in the studio together as Rachel has been flown back to the country for two months of work, and to tour with her boyfriend 👀
Hear all about her struggles with settling into London, and navigating her first relationship after marriage (5 years ago), and an update on Carl finding balance in his beautiful family life, plus his nipple kink!
Our guests this week are the incredible Ben and Jaz, who you may know from social media as @Onlyben_and_jaz
They open up to us about clear communication in a relationship, setting boundaries, what they learnt in their ‘30 days of Sex’ challenge, PLUS let us in on their next challenge deep diving into kinks. This is a great listen with a tonne of valuable information!
Then, we have one of you amazing listeners reach out anonymously asking the question about navigating your partner watching porn to masturbate. Carl and Rachel give their personal opinions to help navigate the conversation if it is a concern in a relationship.
Strap in, let's go!!!
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#81 - Roadhead hunting
How long should you be dating someone before you enter their family chat?
We would love to hear your thoughts!
This weeks guest, another listener submitted a very adventurous roadhead story, which is absolutely classic! But please, don't try this at home!
Then we go way back down memory lane to Rachels's wedding where one of the grooms friends tries to fight her dad! What a yarn!
And until next year… alright, seeyaah! Happy holidays everyone <3
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You are in for a TREAT with this episode! We are joined by the insanely amazing Morgan Penn, a certified Somatic Sexologist who gives us the best step-by-step guide to easing your way into anal for beginners.
She shares some insightful tips and tricks to make this experience a lot less daunting.
But first, we are treated to an incredible remix of a song from Rachel’s boyfriend which we really need the world to hear and we need your help to get this songs out there!
Plus we are blessed with another anonymous guest story, how far would you travel for sex?
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Welcome back to another week of unfiltered shit chat!
Carl has come up with a twisted game for all the voyagers out there! Could be a bit of fun! Let us know if you're up for it!
Rachel has also found a way to really kill the mood when about to get down and dirty,
But luckily Carl has put the boots and underwear test to use, and saved the sexy.
Our guest Dan this week shares the great length he went into for a one-night stand when on a holiday with the boys - luckily he packed his iPod touch….
We then tap into more Icks, this time in reverse to last week - hear Carl’s input!
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Ring sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week!
We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first sexual awakening. He keeps oversharing about another time he gets stuck up a tree, naked…
Rachel then shares part 3 of her journey to being in a relationship, and this is the wholesome story we did not expect to hear come out of her mouth in 2023!
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We are opening this episode as wide as our legs this week and touch on Manscape Monday - let's all get behind it!
We are then treated to an incredible story submitted to us from one of our listeners recounting their first experience stumbling upon an unexpected orgy.
Rachel then shared part two of her journey to her relationship, which includes ticking another wild ‘fuck-it-list’ item off her chart!
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Join us for an episode bursting with daring stories, unmissable experiences, and some delightful surprises along the way.
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Despite a few technical hiccups and a thrilling touch of global separation, WE ARE BACK and up to our usual bullshit!
Catch up with our adventures of the past few months and brace yourself for Rachel’s massive life update that promises to shake things up!
We also tap back into Rachel's "fuck-it" list to see what she achieved before leaving to London.
But that's not all; our amazing guest, Patty shares a tale about a romantic ‘friends with benefits’ that includes some incredible sexual encounters that almost seem too good to be true….
Welcome back to the fold! We're thrilled to have you here with us <3
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It’s no longer a pie in the sky, Rachel has booked her flights and is leaving for London.
Naturally, Carl wants to make sure she ticks off a few more things on her ‘Fuck It List’ as well as figuring out a way to cover the cost of her flights! Hear the list and what she has less than a month to achieve!
But first, we are joined by Troy, who shares a recent story where he definitely clocked Tinder!
We think we could say Ménage à trois.
Putting hope into the hearts of many guys on dating apps; ‘If a scrawny, white, nerdy guy from Greymouth can do it, you can too!’
Join us for our last ‘Alright Seeyah’ together in the same studio 😢
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Rachel has taken the deep throat tips from last week and put them into practice and you do not want to miss this voice message she left Carl!
We are then joined by The Edge Breakfast show host, Dan Webby where he talks about one of the sexual enconters he had with a partner where he agreed to try out a new kink to see if it was something he is in to.
Rachel then talks about one of the favorite dates she has been taken on, which reminds Carl of one of the first dates he took his wife on. Let’s open the discussion, what makes a great date? Lets start putting some more effort into dates!
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We’re hitting it at both ends this episode!
First, the self-proclaimed deep throat queen joins us to teach us step-by-step on giving the perfect deep throating blowjob! Grab yourself a fallic object and join us in the very detailed training session on going to town on dick.
We then explore an incredible top 10 list of things have gotten stuck in their butts!
Also, Is Rachel using Chat GPT for relationship advice?!
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Blowjobs, Botox, and baaaanter really kick the episode off this week.
We are then joined by our guest, Ruzbeh, who wanted to come in to talk about situationships, however we got onto an incredible tangent onto the ins and outs of arranged marriages.
Then, Rachel has struck in what she found in a time capsule box under her bed!
A gift a former boyfriend made for her for her 15th birthday. Luckily for you, this is an audio treat and she has bought it in for everyones listening pleasure!
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Carl and Rachel have a massive apology to make to each other after their first-ever fight after Rachel is triggered and a trauma response kicks in
Rachel shares an experience she recently encountered which has killed off the last living eggs she may have had in her ovaries - Sorry mum, grandkids are fully off the cards now!
But first, we hear an amazing anonymous voice message about an interesting first date leaving our listener wet and dry after exploring some sexual desires in the back of a van.
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Brace yourself, because there is no foreplay this week! We are straight in there with squirting, Toblerone up butts, and eulogys.
Our special guest this week is Cam Mansel, who shares a tale about a night he invited a snapchat contact around and needed to switch the mood up. Surly everyone has been here before??
Then, Rachel opens up about her therapy journey and shares a helpful task her therapist gave her to help process the past and help to move on with the future. If you or anyone you know if going through a breakup make sure to listen and pass on this awesome piece of knowledge.
We are feeling really connected to therapy and looking after your mental health, more so than ever right now.
If you feel like you would like to try, here is a referral link for 1x free session to online therapy if you would like to give it a go. There are soo many therapists available all specialising in different areas.
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Get ready to unleash your inner giggles and raise your maturity levels to an all-time high because it's our 69th episode! Wink, wink
We had an absolute blast recording this one, and we promise it's a fun ride!
In this special episode, we're joined by our friend Alexander Terblanche, a psycho sexologist who spills the beans on how to take your 69s to the next level in the bedroom. Get ready for mind-blowing (or body blowing hehe ) tips and tricks PLUS he shares a way to make the conversation a whole lot smoother too!
We also hear the thoughts, feelings, and emotions of our past guests and fans of the show when it comes to everyone's favorite number. Brace yourself for the juiciest revelations!
69 69 69 69 LESSSSGOOO 69 69 69 69
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Want to know a bit more about what Carl and Rachel enjoy in the bedroom? (not together obviously) Carl has some questions where you can get to know us a little bit more.
Our guest this week is none other than our almost 4th member, Tracey, as she shares a great story about her steamy, unforgettable rendezvous with a daring fireman!
Carl and Rach then hilariously recount their experiences of going above and beyond on ill-fated dates. They'll share their tales of over-commitment and the amusing mishaps that followed.
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Looking for a fun and exciting first date experience, but don't know where to start? Well, we've got you covered! In this episode, Carl has found the top 10 questions to ask on a first date that will help you get to know your date better and make a lasting impression.
But that's not all! We're also excited to introduce you to the amazing owner of Kiss The Earth and their tantalizing Blue Lotus Tea. You won't want to miss this chance to learn about the ancient Egyptian tradition of group orgies and how you can experience it for yourself.
Aaaaaand save the date! Because we're only two episodes away from number 69!
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This week we get distracted, as per, and you can hear all about our thoughts on being hungover with kids!
Then, we welcome the fabulous Allison Jane to the show to dish out some professional advice on how to handle being ghosted, and the answer may not be what you have thought! Don’t worry, Rachel has you covered, asking the big question on how you can be the one to ghost if those tables were to turn!
Carl's got a spicy recommendation for a friend, but it's not your average link. We're talking NSFW stuff here. Would you send your mates porn?!
So, grab a drink and join us as we get another week closer to episode 69!
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In love and need something to propose with?! We'll have we got a bargain for you!! You can own a special piece of history and Rachels ring. And we're not talking about her 2022 goals....IYKYK
This week we sit down with Terrease to explore the world of polyamory & open relationships as we delve into the intricacies of maintaining a healthy and balanced open relationship.
We then bring back *the wheel* and Rachel opens up about a juicy encounter she had with one of her friends ON A BLOODY PLAYGROUND!!
Plus Carl lets us in on a cheeky little orgy he had back in the day.
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We are back, and addressing the elephant in the room, discussing why we've been away. This will be an emotional episode, as Carl bravely shares a personal and emotional story of what he has been through the last few weeks.
We're incredibly proud of Carl for opening up about this, and Rachel even gets a bit teary-eyed during the conversation.
We're also joined by media superstar Brodie Kane, who shares a personal story about a double encounter during her "slut era." Its FANTASTIC, you don’t want to miss it!
This episode is dedicated to the legendary PT. You will be dearly missed by all x
If you want to skip ahead in the part Carl was talking to, you can skip to 34:45
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Get ready for an electrifying new episode! You won't want to miss a second of the action as Carl unveils his brilliant plan to spice things up with your partner, all while keeping your wallet happy.
But hold on tight, because things are about to get even juicier! Has Rachel just had her very first lesbian encounter? You'll have to tune in to find out!
And that's not all - we're thrilled to welcome a special guest all the way from the USA. Michelle's incredible story of overcoming heartbreak and her shocking reveal about her ex-boyfriend's double life will leave you on the edge of your seat.
But the excitement doesn't stop there! Carl and Rachel will dish on their most vindictive hookups and share some wild tales of getting with someone purely out of spite. So buckle up and get ready for another unforgettable episode!
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