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Season Two stretches out even further with tonight's 2.11 -- SPECIAL BALL-- wherein Tim, with the murder investigation perpetually withering, gets candid with the fellas at a Noot Vistas Halloween party about working on a new standup special.
Featuring Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with special guest Mike Cava as DETECTIVE DICKIE ATWILL and a cameo by Kelsey Volk as Q'ELLEN.
COME, COME, COME... HAVE A BALL-- the #11, a SPECIAL BALL!!!!
The season two finale, PENULTIMATE BALL, coming soon!!!!
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Ever wonder what BALLS sounds like pre-post-production? To celebrate the writers' strike (haha), here's a RAW BALL, totally unvarnished, wherein we revisit the Noot Vistas Get-Together from Episode 2.2...
Featuring Tim Rager and Alex Delesky with Kelsey Volk and special guests JON BEECROFT, VIN BRUE, JOE WEBER, ROB ADIE and HEATHER LOWRY.
Hey, this Ball is uncooked! Haha. Shoutout Vino, Benny and Gerault.
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Travel back in time to 2045 in tonight's 2.10 -- DRIVE-THRU BALL...
Join Ally Boy on a jog thru his trials and tribulations working drive-thru duty at BALLS on ROUTE 37, TR-NJ. Brought to you by CHOCK FULL OF... CHESTNUTS.
Featuring TIM RAGER and ALEX DELESKY, with KELSEY VOLK and special guests DAMIAN RUCCI, KELLSIE CARA JONES, ROBERT CABELL and MIKE CAVA.
THE PARTY IS AT YOUR HOUSE,
BUT THE BALL IS IN YOUR MOUTH,
SO...
COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL!
SPECIAL BALL... COMING SOON.
ALL GLORY AND PRAISE DUE TO ANCHOR, THA GOD HEAD.
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Season Two of BALLS rolls along with tonight's Episode 2.9 -- MIC BALL.
After scoring a lead potentially tying Michael Ball's murder to organized crime, the Boyz pull up on Rickshaw Rick's open mic, hoping to keep Uncle MO-- as in, momentum-- alive at Bucky's Den, a local spot for brews and sometimes laughs.
Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with Damian Rucci as RICKSHAW RICK and Mike Cava as CRAIG KILT and "ZETTA MARU"; plus a special guest cameo by Robert Cabell as BOB, a young caller.
MIC BALL also features "Tale of the Phantom Shitter", written and performed by Damian Rucci as Rickshaw Rick.
Keep an eye out next week for DRIVE-THRU BALL, but for now, and as always, COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL!
All praise and thanks due to ANCHOR, THA GOD HEAD.
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Tonight is the conclusion of BALLS 2.8,
the two-part SEASONAL BALL.
Join the REVELS
as a mini Anka
family dinner
pulls up
on Noot Vistas,
where a tempest
may or may not
be brewing...
FEATURING THE VOICES OF TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY and KELSEY VOLK with special guests KELLSIE CARA JONES as Deenie Anka and ROBERT CABELL as Bubby and a cameo by HEATHER LOWRY as Amy.
ALL PRAISE DUE TO THE GOD HEAD, ANCHOR.
COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL! NEW COMBOS COMING SOON.
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Anka family tradition carries on in tonight's SEASONAL BALL, PART ONE-- while Tim uses Ally Boy to save face in front of his kid sister DEENIE at the AMERIGO ROUND DINER, a visit from Olly's grandson BUBBY sets Noot Vistas astir.
Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky and Kelsey Volk.
Guest starring Kellsie Cara Jones as DEENIE ANKA and Robert Cabell as BUBBY, with Heather Lowry as AMY TUBARRO.
OFFICIAL INTRO BY Q..
AMERIGO ROUND ambience partially recorded at Four Star Chinese Buffet in TR-NJ by Q..
As always, COME... COME... COME... HAVE A BALL!
SEASONAL BALL, PART TWO: REVELS is COMING SOON!
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After a long hiatus, Season Two of Balls returns with 2.7 -- GYRO BALL, formerly MONO BALL, wherein the Boyz reflect upon an eventful night of standup comedy-- the GyroPractor Anniversary Show-- and the fallout thereafter, involving a suspicious stain on the backseat of Tim's '28 Subaru.
FEATURING Tim Rager as TIM ANKA and Alex Delesky as ALLY BOY of Ally Boy Jokes & Shit.
OFFICIAL BALLS INTRO by Q.
COME, COME, COME... HAVE A BALL!
And be on the look out for a SEASONAL BALL... COMING SOON.
As always, praise and thanks due to ANCHOR THA GODHEAD.
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And, now, ROAST BALL, TOO-- wherein we examine friendship,
the Mystery of Tim's Eaten Ass,
and Will Friedle's racism.
CONFUCIUS SAY... COME, COME, COME HAVE A BALL!
With a guest appearance by KRV as CLOPSY BUCKETS.
Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Heather Lowry and Kelsey Volk.
ALL THANX DUE TO ANCHOR THA GODHEAD.
BALLS 2.7 -- MONO BALL -- coming soon!
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ANOTHER MINI BALL...
The i-Ball. Business is good, obviously. May he rest in peace, obviously. If you could see the tears in Wooty's eyes...
FEATURING TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY and VIN BRUE as WOOTY STALLONE.
COME HAVE A MINI BALL.
MAC MILLER, WATCH OVER US ALL.
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A MINI-MID BALL -- MEDIUM RARE.
Bert doesn't care about us. Tim's Two Circles. Yelp Reviews. Art Exhibits.
Featuring Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Kelsey Volk and Rob Adie as BERT.
INTRO BY Q. over beat via pioneer and legend LL COOL J and ERIC SERMON.
BALLS IS NOT SPONSORED BY DJ AKADEMICS.
BALLS RESPECTS THE OG'S.
COME HAVE A MEDIUM BALL...
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A MINI BALL
Alpha Fie Beta or some shit. Kamm's not coming back. A picture display at Battaglia's-on-Nine.
Featuring Joseph "Joey B." Borzotta as KAMM CLAPHAM and AL JOLSON.
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A MINI BALL... AGAIN.
Public bondage and ski trips. Holding hands with family. Peanut allergies and Benny Blatt.
NOT BROUGHT TO YOU BY {hello fresh}
Featuring TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY, KELSEY VOLK and HEATHER LOWRY.
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A MINI BALL AGAIN...
Tim sucks. Tim's a Big Boy. Q'Ellen's obsessed with the last century. Ally Boy's got puffy nipples.
A SEQUEL?
Featuring Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Al Jolson and Kelsey Volk; with Heather Lowry as AMY and Rob Adie as BERT.
Mini Balls on the Side-- DIP OF THE DAY IS YOUR CHOICE.
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A MINI BALL
The Poop of Greenwich Village. Lew Holton. LIL MOORE PINO.
FEATURING TIM RAGER, ALEX DELESKY, KELSEY VOLK and ROB ADIE.
With special guest stars VIN BRUE and AL JOLSON.
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Shit hits the fan in tonight's ROAST BALL, PART ONE:
Trying to escape campus in time for QT with Amy, Tim runs into not-his-boss Truman Chipotle, who's holding bottles while roaming Harding Annex after hours. A heart-to-heart ensues, delaying Tim so long Amy pursues him in a murderous rage... to Nootropical Vistas, where a potential new friendship awaits.
Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Kelsey Volk and Heather Lowry.
COME, COME, COME... HAVE A BALL!
And stay tuned for the conclusion of ROAST BALL, coming SOON!
All Praise Thanx and Oblation due to ANCHOR, THA GODHEAD.
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Season Two moves on with 2.5 -- STALE BALL-- wherein the BOYZ visit KAMM on death's door, potentially; they sit down for a semi-heated interview with GRAEME BLUNT, director of cult classic BALL OR NOTHING (2032), with whom Tenacious Tim apparently has a bone to pick.
COME... COME... COME HAVE A BALL!
Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with Joe Borzotta as KAMM CLAPHAM and MIKE CAVA as GRAEME BLUNT. Special guest Heather Lowry as AMY TUBARRO.
ALL PRAISE AND THANKS DUE TO ANCHOR THA GOD HEAD.
See you next time for a ROAST BALL!!!!
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BALLS season two returns tonight with LITTLE/MOORE BALL-- wherein dilemmas abound: Amy's canceled on Fuck Nite and Q'Ellen won't let Ally Boy smash; of course, this all sets the stage for Olly's new stage play LITTLE & MOORE, auditions for which he's holding in the Noot Vistas Day Room with BERT coming through to read for the role of the FAT SLOB.
As always, COME... COME... COME HAVE A BALL!
Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky and Kelsey Volk, with HEATHER LOWRY as Amy and ROBERT ADIE as BERT BRIGHAM.
ALL PRAISE AND THANX DUE TO THE GOD HEAD ANCHOR...
BALLS 2.5 -- STALE BALL -- COMING SOON!
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Drama erupts at BALLS HQ in 2.3 -- CAMP BALL SLOOP-- when Detective Redoni turns up on The Sloop Jon Bee Show to discuss reopening the Ball murder case with his old colleague Detective Coles. Ally Boy questions Tim's methods of investigation with Ball's high school basketball teammates like Paulie Pistols; Tim, likewise, questions Ally's approach with interviews like Noreen Lavin, who shares a candid perspective on Ball's transition from rags to riches. Will Sloop Jon Bee crack the case before Our Dear Boyz? To quote the great Dr. Steven Streit-- INQUIRE WITHIN...
And as always Come, Come, Come... HAVE A BALL!
Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager and Alex Delesky, with Jon Beecroft, Angelo Gingerelli, Joe Weber and Kelsey Volk as NOREEN LAVIN; and a special guest appearance by Vin Brue.
OFFICIAL BALL INTRO by Q..
EARL SNAKES JINGLE by BRUE.
We'll see YOU for BALLS 2.4 -- LITTLE/MOORE BALL on Thursday June 9...
All Praise and Thanx Due to the God Head ANCHOR.
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The show goes on with tonight's TEST BALL, TOO-- potentially an interseasonal sequel, but what's in a name? Formerly NEW BALL, this serving finds Q'Ellen appeasing the fellas-- go figure-- with testosterone test kits to send away via the post-- all in time, no less, to host the quarterly Noot Vistas Get-Together. Are you a West Side ride or die type? Or are you on some East Coast shit? Sit back and let this serving of TEST BALL, TOO decide for you!
As always, COME... COME... COME HAVE A BALL!
"Tonight's shit is East Meets West, no trinkets." -- Lou
Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky and Kelsey Volk, with Rob Adie as BERT, Vin Brue as VINO, Jon Beecroft as BENNY and Joe Weber as GERAULT.
ALL PRAISE AND THANKS DUE TO THA GOD HEAD ANCHOR.
EPISODE 2.3 -- CAMP BALL SLOOP-- COMING SOON!
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BALLS returns for its second season with Episode 2.1 -- FRESH BALL -- wherein our resident Tenacious Tim Anka and his new cohost Ally Boy are heating up the trail on the Michael Ball murder, looking like a potential Tag Team of the Century, when budding romances rear their ugly head. The Boyz talk to Wooty Stallone, developer of the i-Ball kiosk app, which sent the franchise's numbers skyrocketing after the Founder's death in 2027; Wooty provides insight into Ball's business philosophy and divulges on his failed friendship with tech partner Morty Pinchin.
Featuring the Voices of Tim Rager, Alex Delesky, Heather Lowry, Kelsey Volk and Vin Brue as WOOTY STALLONE; with special guest cameos by Jon Beecroft and Gary McLain as MORTY PINCHIN.
EARL SNAKES JINGLE by VIN BRUE.
BALLS OFFICIAL INTRO by KELSEY Q..
BALLS is a Kearny Commission Production...
COME, COME, COME... HAVE A BALL!
All praise and thanks due to Tha God Head ANCHOR.
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