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It's not even Xandy's birthday today.
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Set your reminders to listen to this episode in 2035!
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When you're done listening to this episode, could you bring our mom some nacho cheese?
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"Prepare for rude surprises!" We're having a topsy-turvy week over here at Sandmonster HQ so please enjoy one of our favorite live shows - Washington, DC! (Full video version on Patreon!)
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Happy Good Friday! We're gonna kick you right in the ass.
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"I know this isn't a forum to defend ourselves..." proceed to defend ourselves.
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We are eagerly awaiting your powerpoint applications.
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We're still not totally sure what Wisconsin Dells is...
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In this episode there's a bird with a taste for human flesh and a Christine with a taste for earthworms.
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Our 7/11 live show from Salt Lake City!
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Did you know we went to Catholic school?
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If you see Xandy looking for compliments at your local dog groomer... no you didn't.
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It's like a foot camel animorph.
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This episode is full of hits like "Midnight in Charlotte," "Manhattan is Not My Home," and "I love HAM."
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Only real ones can name three pollinators.
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We are not liable for any nightmares you might have about AI Jesus with four hands.
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Put your phone on Zeppelin mode and help us get this balloon out of a tree.
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Eros hath struck you with his arrow so you have no choice but to love this episode.
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