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From February 12th, 2023: If you were educated in the Failure Lorenz School of Journalism, it makes sense that you would see like three videos on TikTok and decide it’s indicative of a sweeping trend. After all, you only ever exist by hating outside the clubs you can’t get in. We take a critical look at this alleged “e-girl military psyop” trend and, using the immortal science, declare the US military to be in its flop era. Empire in decline vibes, indeed. Put your dicks away and pick up a copy of Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism instead. While you’re at it, cancel your subscription to the New Dork Crimes and give your money to us instead.
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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, if you are reaching thirty, put down the Werther's Originals! This is an emergency and you need to start shaking some ass at the club. In this episode, Kenny and Virgil are joined by aesthetic scholar and TikTok Icon, Laura aka Cyberexboyfriend, to talk about nostalgia cycles, billboard charts, fast fashion, and how the means of production makes 29 year olds start thinking they are old and ready for death.\
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Works Cited and Further Reading:
Survey of the Best and Worst Decades (YouGov)
1800s Womenswear (Fashion History Timeline)
Shein's Average Shopper Spends $100 a month on clothes)
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From May 21, 2023: In this episode, Kenny and Virgil break down the vigilante culture behind Citizen, Nextdoor, and Ring. We get into why and how these companies capitalize on your fear and paranoia, while successfully pitting communities against one another. We also give you social-anxiety babes a lil advice on how to build up the courage to just ask your neighbor for a cup of sugar.
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Works Cited and Further Reading:
Vigilante app removed from apple store
Citizen lays off employees
Citizen usage in Philly
False Arrest Due to Racial profiling - Citizen
Nextdoor CEO admits fault for racist biases
Citizen app does not promote public safety
LAPD + Citizen
Citizen crime alerts
How crime tracking apps create a culture of fear and incite panic
Citizen app employees mental health
Inside the Citizen App
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From April 23, 2022:
In part two of the Parasocial Power Hour, [the podcaster formally known as] Ceres talks about their travels for the past six weeks on their E̶a̶t̶ ̶P̶r̶a̶y̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶ Smoke Rave Chillax journey. They talk about their thrilling adventures through being held on trial at the Tenderqueer Tribunal, worshiping the moon, and taking shrooms. Like if Hunter S. Thompson was hot.
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*Travis Morrison voice* Youuuu are invited…to listen to this announcement as it pertains to Virgil’s Celebrity Book Club and Kenny’s Kino Eye.
If you want to accept your invitation to either offering:
Join our DiscordGet in on our PatreonHere is Kenny’s letterboxd profile if you want to follow their monthly film lists + reviews there as well.
I also have a letterboxd but I haven’t watched a film since March. Sorry. I’m too busy expanding my brain with the written word, and the real truth is I don’t have health insurance anymore so there are no more attention fixing drugs for me to take in order to enjoy a little focused film experience. ☹ InshAllah I become gainfully employed or rich from content so that can change soon.
If you liked the today’s included musical offering, you should check out the band OGRE, which is helmed by the universally acclaimed voice you will recognize from today’s song and the BSN theme.
Those of you clamoring for a Producer LAIN curated content experience should stay tuned for future announcements! For the meantime, you can show your respect by playing Fortnite with her in our discord.
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OKAY BYE!
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Kenny and Virgil don some overalls and get to work! They help the feeble and sickly Bolsonaro launder some cows to get them squeaky clean. Your favorite they-devils peer down using satellite imagery to analyze the dairy and beef industry within the Amazon Rainforest. Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, they find more than just one Inconvenient Truth. Deforestation, milk taxonomy, cow fraud and yes, those pesky government cheese caves. You won't want to miss this.
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Works Cited:
Amazon Deforestation Satellite Study
Protected areas still used to produce Brazil's cattle (Conservation Letters Journal)
Deforestation Linked to Agriculture (WRI)
Cattle Production at a Glance (USDA)
How Illegal Land Grabs in Brazil's Amazon Feed the Global Beef Industry (OCCRP)
Slaughtering in the Amazon (Greenpeace)
Brazil cuts environment budget despite climate summit pledge
Brazil sacks officials who curbed deforestation on Amazon indigenous lands
Emails Show the Meatpacking Industry Drafted an Executive Order to Keep Plants Open
Examining the Decline in U.S. Per Capita Consumption of Fluid Cow’s Milk, 2003–18
Government Recommended Dietary Guidelines
Fluid Milk Consumption Continues Downward Trend, Proving Difficult to Reverse
Aubrey Plaza Wood for Milking Commercial
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From April 9th, 2023:
Good day, Paypigs. This episode we talk about violence in video games and travel back in time to the Clinton Era. We examine how this Power Couple was a force to be reckoned with when it came to video games. Were they just bad at GTA or were they on to something? Paypigs, you'll learn a lot, per usual, in this ep.. so grab a chili mango buzzball and listen to ur fave they-devils as you prepare your mid-morning drive to brunch with the girls.
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Works Cited and Further Reading:
Utah State Shooting Threat - Anita Sarkeesian Visit
Trumps Video Game Meeting
Are video games breeding an assassination generation
Supreme Court Has Ruled; Now Games Have a Duty
Senator Clinton on violent video games A Brief History of Video Game Violence Blame
Wiki for US Senate hearings on Video Games
Bill Clinton Addressing Juvenile Violence
FTC Addressing Violent Entertainment Marketed for Juveniles
Congressional Record of Newt Gingrich Speech
NYT - Death Race Game Gains Favor But Not With The Safety Council
President Trump and Bipartisan Members of Congress in Meeting on School and Community Safety
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Beware! The boot on your car and those unpaid parking tickets are ruses by traffickers to distract you while they sneak up behind you with a burlap sack. Spin around three times, throw salt over your shoulder and yell "traffy no traffic!" We promise this works.
In the final episode of this series, Kenny and Virgil dive into the ways the media presents sex industry bosses, as shrewd businessmen or common evil-doers, exploiting a system that allows them to do what they please. We follow the money and crunch the numbers to see how much wealth sex workers creates for OF, and how much they earn.
It wouldn’t be a BSN episode without a material analysis: from the E-pimps, to the chatters, to the sex workers themselves. We cut zip ties off doors to learn the signs of a true trafficking victim online, and why they are so difficult to find.
When a man monopolizes a system built on shoving sex workers behind paywalls and dark corners, when sex workers call for a boycott amid alleged AIPAC donations, what can those who want to "support sex workers" do besides mindlessly supporting a company?
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Works Cited
How Influencers are Being Talked into Porn on OnlyFans
The E-Pimps of Only Fans
Instagram Connects Vast Pedophile Network
Expert Analysis of CSAM on OnlyFans
Damning probes find Instagram is key link connecting pedophile rings
OnlyFans Seeks New Funding Valuation Above $1 Billon
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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.
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We have a confession to make: Unlike Lil Wayne, we are not in fact, down like the economy. We do not understand the blockchain. But fear not! In part two of our series on the elusive CEO of OnlyFans, Kenny and Virgil brought on resident Money Understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show. Together, they look into the lawsuit against Admin Leo and Meta. They also analyze the sparing, neoliberal coverage of OnlyFans, peek inside Leo's Ethereum wallet, take a little trip to Belize to look at some offshore accounts, and ask a fundamental question: When everyone assumes your business is too ugly to look at, what can you get away with even when the lights are on?
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Works Cited
Meta Executives 'Inadvertently' Identified in OnlyFans Bribery Suit
Dangaard v Instagram Incorrectly Filed Document
Facebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivals
OnlyFans 'Suspicious Activity Reports' Mostly Show that Banks Hate Sex Work
AdminLeo's ETH Wallet
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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.
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We love living here at Big Soy Naturals LLC, we love breathing and living and I, Producer Lain, have never thought about killing myself. Just thought I'd let everyone know that! We <3 Living! Kenny and Virgil were minding their business, checking the leaked AIPAC donations on their phones while having 2-3 beers behind the wheel, when they discovered the largest donation of $11 million was ALLEGEDLY given by the CEO of OnlyFans, Leonid Radvinsky. This sent your favorite they-devils down a rabbit hole that includes XCOM forum moderators, domain name scams, alleged sex trafficking, alleged family business criminal rings, and many alleged links to OnlyFans coordinating with other nefarious agencies to serve economic interests through state violence. Allegedly!
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Works Cited
Inside The Israel Lobby’s New $90 Million War Chest
AdminLeo: Only Fans Owner's Dubious Financial History
Facebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivals
Dangaard v Instagram
Leo's Dad's investing portfolio
OnlyFans Statistics 2023
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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.
If you, dear listener, much like our hosts, have been bombarded with images of sweat soaked men who have the hue of Red 40 espousing the virtues of raw meat diets and how seed oils will destroy the nuclear family, you are in good company. In the first episode of their series "100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils," Kenny and Virgil walk through the grocery aisles and discuss the history of the United States' involvement in intervening in the diet of the public. Why would the government want you to think bacon is epic, mere months after an H1N1 virus outbreak devastates the pork industry? Won't someone think of the poor Smithfield Foods CEO? Together, we will dive into the government funded cheese caves and come out with enough seed oils for every boy and girl and nonbinary child to consume to their heart's content.
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Works Cited
CDC 2009 H1N1 Report
Swine Flu Originated in Mexico, Researchers Report (ScienceDaily)
The Global Trade of Live Animals in Eight Charts (The Guardian)
In New Theory, Swine Flu Started in Asia, Not Mexico (New York Times)
Bacon Trends: Sustained Demand (Meat + Poultry)
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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media.
Kenny and Virgil are LIVE outside FuckJerry Headquarters holding signs with opinions on them. Opinions like "jeans feel weird" and "your suspiciously meticulous zionist posting schedule is duly noted." They look at FuckJerry's content before and after October 7th and dive deep into the history of the content-farm juggernaut. Peering into the looking glass made by a tech bro at his prime (the 2010s), your favorite they-devils dare to ask the question: what does silence and action look like for a corporate content creator?
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Sing Hallelujah, Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors. The horseshoe of "it's so over" has swung up into "we're so back" territory and Big Soy Naturals is back in new form. Virgil is clicking on less viruses and Kenny is following even less directions as your they-devils help you navigate the world of meeting your partner's parents, telling lies, dating AI Chat bots, and finally maybe putting a lid on the "if Kenny autistic, why cool with friends?" debacle.
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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, get ready for a raunchy, irreverent and feminist take on fucking! From the minds over at Fartstool Ports, two they/thems give you the hottest takes on sex and dating through the lens of everyone's favorite bad bitch: Andrea Dworkin! Together they take on their sworn nemesis, Call Her Daddy. Comparing both the words of a late scholar and a fully alive Blonde Woman, Call Them Stigmas seek to get at why heterosexual women put themselves in positions to be hurt by men who don't see them as fully realized individuals.
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Hi Paypigs + Prayer Warriors, it has been a while - if you're in our Discord, you've been updated with the latest info regarding our delays with episodes. Inshallah things will get easier - in the meantime enjoy this lovely episode with the even lovelier Ashlyn!
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Diversity win, pay pigs and prayer warriors! This drone strike was launched by a gamer. In the final part of our Drone Strike series, Kenny and Virgil talk about how, as their recruitment numbers plummet, the US Department of Defense has made modern relationships with Silly-con Valley. Breaking down the summits with Google, to the hands shaken on university campuses and in start-up open plan offices, your They-Devils reflect on what led us here, and what we can expect to come hurtling at us, piloted by an Xbox Controller.
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Works Cited and Further Reading:
Remarks by Secretary Mattis on the National Defense Strategy
US military chief says tech giants should work with Pentagon
US military teams up with Silicon Valley to revolutionize the battlefield
Unable To Recruit Enough Techies, The Military Is Partnering With Universities and Start-Ups
The Military-Technological Complex: How the US Army Works With the Civilian Tech Industry
Activision Blizzard Xbox Merger Announcement
Microsoft Closing In On $70 Billion Deal To Buy Activision Blizzard
This Was Inevitable
’Hack the Pentagon’ Pilot Program Opens for Registration
Microsoft Employees Open Letter to the CEO
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We sat down with a Hollywood insider and learned exactly what’s going on - we find out, with the help of our expert guest, why writers are striking, what industries are showing solidarity with writers and if we need to worry about a second coming of Dr Horrible.
outro: YMRM by Ogre
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Prayer Warriors, rejoice! You have asked us questions, and we have told you more lies. Initially, this was meant to be a pay pig exclusive. But Producer Lain, channeling Reagan, asked us to tear down this paywall. We need to get our streaming numbers up soon, or our CEO Elon Musk has threatened to increase the minimum Patreon amount to $8. In this Hotline episode, we talk about how to maximize outputs during your hoe era, what to do about an unrequited crush, how to survive white suburbia, and make friends when you have sexy and off putting vibes (autism). Call into our Hotline (609) 285-3494 !
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outro: Disneyland by Ogre
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This week we spoke to author Lauren Badillo Milici about their favorite Saints, Catholicism, and Fall Out Boy - Lauren takes us on a journey through her creative mind with humor and wit. This is a fun one - be sure to check out Lauren’s latest work ‘Sad Sexy Catholic’ !
FYI - Both our hosts were traveling this ep so the audio quality is a little not amazing this ep. we are certain youre cool with that though..
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Gamers rise up! Today, Kenny and Virgil finally talk about a video game. In the 2000s, the military was facing a crisis: teens thought the military and dying in an imperialist war effort was cringe. And in the midst of a PR crisis, a national disaster and Ludacris’ birthday, the game America’s Army was born. A game meant to train your child for the War On Terror from the comfort of your home. Your favorite they-devils take a look on how the game was made, how it was played, and what exactly, the military was trying to say to the youth of America in the wake of 9/11.
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Works Cited and Further Reading:
Theaters of war
Military Recruitment through Twitch
Behind the Scenes of COD: Modern Warfare
COD & the Military Industrial Complex
WaPo - If video games spur gun violence, it’s only in the United States
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Intro/Outro: Virgil Masters
Dramatic music: Immense by Keys of Moon | https://soundcloud.com/keysofmoon
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