Episodes
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Today we are feeling sensitive, sensual, non-sensical, but we may be liable to peddle some nonsense. But among the nonsense there shall be nuggets of wisdom! Wisdom such as otolaryngology, noise canceling headphones, pheromones, transhumanism, Parkinson's disease, self-experimentation, and even the two sisters that are human gestation and human extinction. Whatever you're looking for, you're sure to find in this episode.
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In today's rudely interrupted call, we innovate! Like the champions of human endeavour we are! We ride this high into the lands of financial independence in return for strange deals, je ne sais quoi, losing your honor, rooster attacks, immortality, and the least attractive job. A splendid second act sees us discuss class traitors, psychopathy tests, ethically sourced meat, and the nature of the taint. We stick the landing with a slow-burn of a recipe. A solid 10/10 episode.
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Today we are joined by Executive Assistant Matt Kanaly. We make use of this unique opportunity to discuss butlering, the cost of flourine, the Reptilian Bloodline, Evangelical Presbyterians, Super Exes, Donald Trump, the Gulf Stream, bass players, bald men, hot or not, corn cob bowls, and the unfortunate facts of life brought to light by early-stage online dating. We also present MULTIPLE skills, believe it or not! All in all it's a a hell of an episode, which should come as no surprise if you see how damn long it is.
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Today we switch it up! Who calls whom?!?! Find out by listening! And to sweeten the deal: by listening, you will also find out about testosterone, human trafficking, crime-calling the president, world peace through hate, robot prejudice, the principal components of humanity, childhood wishes, and how functionally nobody exists. We also introduce a new breakthrough neurosurgery that lets you shoot yourself in the head. Literally. For the metaphor. But only once. Like haemophilia B. Right? Right.
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This episode was probably mainly about things we hate. Or maybe that's just every episode. Notably, we show Dave Bautista, Adam Sandler, Vin Diesel, The Rock, Hayden Christensen, Andrew Tate, and others the amount of respect we feel they and their work deserve. From there we segue naturally into the history of idiots, morons, and imbeciles. We also dive a little bit into Guðjón's online arguments before rounding it out with another skill that isn't really a skill but more of a tip. Oh well. At least we're not a Dave fucking Bautista movie.
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In today's typically high-brow episode of Calling-Munro-sans-Munro we're joined by famed friend of Conan O'Brien and Dungeons & Demons, Inc. legend Bjarki. This master conversationalist expertly guides us through an enchanting maze of topics that include MILF Manor, pasta quizzes, golden ages, the Premier League footballer disease severity index, breasts, testicles, conspiracies, and a slew of others. To top it all off, he even provides a bona fide money saving skill of the week! What more could you possibly ask for, you ungrateful swine. Get to listening.
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This episode is pure content, if we're being frank. Pure praxis. It includes the recounting of an enthralling washing machine odyssey with its numerous and nail-biting twists and turns, gut-wrenching highs and lows, honest truths, and calming wisdoms. The segue into hardware stores is inevitable but flawlessly executed. We also dabble in virology, canine dental theory, brick and door eating, and other things beyond our abilities to meaningfully discuss, but with blissful disregard for that reality.
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Hello boys and girls, today's episode is jam-packed with goodness. Once again we're joined by Óli in Munro's absence, and nothing could make us happier. As this newfound fearsome threesome we discuss the great nation of Liberia, the -dle library of games, twins, fucking up your children, divorce, and chatGPT. We also develop some exciting plans to dive deep into finding out what is truly the most awesome thing in the world. Stay tuned!
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We're back.... albeit Munroless. But boyyyy do we have a lot to discuss! This includes Gucci's literal death (don't worry, he's here to discuss it), religion, the most read column in a local tabloid, the existence of popular consensus, and who represents the literal embodiment of the hivemind. Shout out to Óli for being the new Munro, shout out to Guðjón for surviving, shout out to Ragnar for keeping on truckin'! Enjoy, folks!
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Really you could just listen to this little voice message because it's only about 30 seconds long buuuuut in case you'd rather read this description LIKE A NERD then please know that Munro is summering so hard so fast and so deep right now and is unable to come to the phone. Blame him. But while you're blaming him, go outside and get some goddamn sunshine you pasty little boy and/or girl.
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Today Munro is back and boy oh boy does he catch a hot one (and deservedly so). No such thing as warm welcomes on this podcast! But don't worry about it because Gucci gets some hate too towards the end. Ragnar doesn't because he's lovely. More to the point, though, on this reunion episode we discuss being pantsdrunk, the hatred for crying, shallow water blackout, horrible dolphin social facts, the podcast's primary dad, breathing through the anus, tacos, what it means to take a baby up a tree, and the cocaine-to-heroin scale of what drugs to do alone. Guðjón also shows that he knows absolutely nothing about segues and that he's so wrong about memories... in unrelated news we're possibly-not-so-jokingly open to replacing him.
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What's better than a three man podcast? A two man podcast! Because Munro officially doesn't exist. He never existed. To celebrate this, we discuss Chihuahua seeds, colour health theory, the origin of all life, our biggest fears, rogue planets, superfoods, Ethiopians in Flúðir, and the primordial soup. We also come up with restaurant ideas, we mull over how everyone could die at once, and we even invent a new temperature scale. Oh, the things we can accomplish without the fictional character called Munro holding us back. And there are multiple skills! Here's to 56 more episodes of just the two of us. Hip hip hooray!
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Munro still doesn't love you, dear listener. But brighten up, because we brought your favourite daddy to take the pain away! This time we discuss baby moons, memory bag weight, repressed memories, oral testing, time-wasting, and all of the drug prescriptions. We have a huge debate on happiness vs. productivity, so buckle down, but then we get right back into normal things like Neanderthal orthodontics and sin. Enjoy!
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Today Munro hates us. But Jesus smiles upon us, for Gucci's cousin loves us! Not only does he love us, it turns out he also loves torture and pornography, and is very much in support of the police as an institution. In this Gospel of Jonas, we learn about the best way to heat water, various legal systems, casuistry, the similarities between politics and child-rearing, and the best and worst places to die. He also teaches us how to make big decisions, and which fears are worth conquering. The man is wise. To call this episode life-changing would be the understatement of the century.
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Today we question things. We question our own assumptions, Romanian beliefs, the skills of Munro's unborn child, the value of originality, and whether having 22 children is ever good. We also discuss public shaming, shooting Mel, NFTs, stained shorts, Andrew Wakefield, wet- and dry-suits, and probably a bunch of other things. We serve that shit up, top it off with some milkskills, and call it a goddamn podcast for yo' ass.
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Today, Gucci is carbonated. He was shoved into the SodaStream machine and came out well and truly bubbly. That weirdo. We sure do try our darnedest to talk about the real stuff, though, and get through burning questions like who is the most handsome, which animated character is hottest, how to have a nice jawline, whether we want loyal or smart, and whether babies need to be safe. We go over some more dog stuff, as per, as well as ostrich toes, removed nails, and spacesuits. Then there are multiple skills before we somehow successfully make it out the other end of this episode unscathed. Enjoy!
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Today we are immediately outed as idiots and are taught how time functions. We thus realize how this whole birthday thing works and why this is, in fact, the real birthday episode! To mark this momentous occasion we discuss all sorts of things, including the invention of zero, the Seinfeld-isn't-funny theory, the real cost of items, the ultimate base system, Bruce Lee, and soup. We debate what makes something a fluid, whether you can ever be a good person, and whether you can return beer. We also teach you to make a screwdriver, sort of. Enjoy, and thanks for sharing the year with us! Much love from the Calling Munro boiiiiiz
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Today we celebrate ONE WHOLE YEAR OF PODCASTING!!!
.....except kinda not. We maybe realized halfway through that it isn't our birthday but whatever, stop hating and get on the party boat. To mark this most wonderful occasion we sing, we discuss the happy birthday song's copyright, we figure out who is the most famous of them all, Gucci muses on sex, and we knock commune-living. We also go sort of hard, talking about death and happiness, how technology affects population sizes, the value of only children, and we learn something (nothing) about the calendar. The voicemail is great and has us playing a little sorting-hat game, and Munro's skill just might save your life. Happy birthday week!
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Hello lovelies. Today's episode is... combative. All about dem battles. Good vs. bad, israel vs. Palestine, overrated vs. underrated, hype vs. quality, Avatar vs. Knocked Up, and dog owners vs. cat owners. We do branch out beyond conflict, though, and talk about chicken nuggets, Drake, the corpse threshold, the Ganges, skid-marks at the mall, and jet-packs. Guðjón once again shows how committed he is to this podcast by sorting out his dinner on the air, and Munro tells us all about his highly questionable couples' counselling.
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Heyoooo, we're back and better than ever! On today's triumphant return, we discuss Gucci's birthday and how Munro and Ragnar are terrible friends, living in a cave, sleeping habits, sunscreen, celebrity deaths, and the socio-cultural impact of Flubber. We acknowledge a number of important days that include Earth Overshoot Day and No Trouser Day before we literally solve every problem that society has ever had (Ragnar for president!). We then finally finish the email from Ragnar's dad, and tell some stories that probably won't make him proud. Enjoy!
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