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Ariana Grande is many things: an incredible vocalist, a successful business woman and the kind of woman who's party trick would be fitting into a really small cupboard just to prove how tiny she is.
This episode we delve into a range of (alleged) crimes including storming out of a Sydney photoshoot, a very unfortunate tattoo and perhaps worst of all, the disrespect of innocent donuts.
But does the sentence fit the crimes?
Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!
A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady GagaTHE END BITS
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Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Talissa Bazaz
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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
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Don’t cancel us, but today, we’re dragging the guilty pleasure of an entire generation into the Cancelled courtroom.
The Hills is the iconic "reality" series that aired from 2006-2010 as a spin-off of Laguna Beach, turning our brains into mush.
We're assigning charges and sentences to everything from Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery transformation and fake pregnancy scare (that we now kind of understand), to Lauren Conrad's decision to not go to Paris, because who needs Paris when you've got your boyfriend for the summer, right?As we investigate the Heidi vs Lauren feud and a sex tape, we keep getting pulled back to one sucky person: Spencer Pratt.
Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.
Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!
ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" SiwaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.
Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Alright Normal People fans (and everyone who’s hopped on the Paul Mescal bandwagon since), Paul is the hot Irish heartthrob of your dreams but his crimes must be investigated. Hold up—is that Paul literally sprinting away from a girl in a park right now?
Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, where we're putting the new Gladiator II star on trial. Think of it like the Colosseum, except instead of lions, we're looking at Paul's saddest and sexiest moments, so pretty much the same thing.
There is this rumour about what Paul supposedly does after a one-night stand, and sure it sounds made up, but there's some evidence that's hard to ignore. Plus, he's given people the ick lately so let's get to the sexy bottom of it all.
And of course, more of your Lazy Gewl stories.Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!
ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" SiwaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.
Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We don't usually gush this hard in the Cancelled courtroom so we're sorry in advance.
Andrew Garfield is a British actor known for playing Spiderman, until he didn't, which is something we get to in this trial.
What has he excelled at? Films like The Social Network, The Amazing Spider-Man, and that memorable Chicken Shop Date with Amelia Dimoldenberg. So, what brings him here? We're looking into his departure from the Spider-Man franchise, some method acting misunderstandings, and that moment when he left us feeling a bit strange in our spidey senses.
We need to know if we're being tricked by a beautiful man.
Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!
ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady GagaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.
Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate.
Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall.Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre you may have forgotten about.
Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.
Listen to Donald Trump Part Two: Yelling At A Child & The Most Embarrassing Tantrum In History, here.A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady GagaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast How To Build A Human.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Talissa Bazaz
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Sorry in advance to the Beyhive.... Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, welcome to the Cancelled courtroom!
Look, this ain't Texas, and thank goodness for that, because their rules are slightly more intense than ours.Alright, Queen Bey, we’re not here to trash your talent (because let’s face it, her fans would hunt us down) and why would we? Your voice is Irreplaceable. But from failing to ref a family smackdown to the conspiracy theory that brought us to tears (yep, really), there's a lot Bey has to answer for.
So, is Beyoncé to blame for everything? Definitely not! But, you know, maybe just a little?Plus more of your Lazy Gewl stories.
ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady GagaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.
Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.'
Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In part one, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollipops to a questionable experience at a so-called 'elephant sanctuary'.
Listen to part two: Kim "Photoshopped A 7 Year Old" Kardashian, here.
A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Kanye “Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong” West
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady GagaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.
Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensProducer: Emma Gillespie
Audio Producer: Leah Porges
Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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In the Cancelled courtroom today is the firstborn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, North West. But you’d never guess who her parents are from her lack of interest in the spotlight. I mean, it’s not like she stole the show in The Lion King musical while surrounded by actual trained performers or anything. Oh wait, that totally happened!
Sure, as a kid, you’re usually figuring out who you are and what you want to be, but when you’re North West, you can do anything and have as many “careers” as you want. Should she stick to what she's good at, Tik Tok lives where she lets Kardashian secrets slip?
Her charges we're investigating today include how she likes to keep her mum Kim humble in front of as many important people as possible, painting far too good for her age and her first solo interview that really cemented her brand.
Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!
Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!
A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady GagaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.
Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!
If you think Ballerina Farm means pigs with point shoes and tutus 1. that's really cute and 2. you're very wrong (unfortunately).
Today we are diving into the world of ‘Trad Wives’ and more specifically the world of Ballerina Farm which is both a brand and a woman. Hannah Neeleman is a mumfluencer, a mother of eight children and has amassed a huge 10 million followers on Instagram who follow her literally churning butter and collecting eggs from her chickens. Seems wholesome right? Wrong (kinda).
Her charges include competing in a beauty pageant just two weeks postpartum, pretending to be poor but owning a $30,000 stove and a birthday present which is the stuff of nightmares (but that was technically her husband’s fault). We unpack all.Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.
A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa
7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven
Timothée Chalamet
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga
Listen to Mamamia's twice-daily news podcast The Quicky: I'm A Feminist, But Do I Secretly Wanna Be A Tradwife? here.SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.
Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom... BITCH!
The O.C was an iconic TV show with three wealthy main characters: Marissa, Summer, Seth and troubled youth Ryan. Seth/Adam Brody was apparently just as focused on set as a sloth in a hammock (sorry if we've offended any sloths).
The show ran from 2003-2007 but creators probably should've given up after season three when, SPOILER ALERT: Marissa died in a very dramatic scene that probably still makes you cry.
Did they kill her off because she was the worst? Should they instead have taken out her mum Julie Cooper-Nichol-Bullet-Roberts-Atwood-Cooper? She was a legitimate predator.
Normally we look into silly celebrity crimes but some of these scenes felt a little illegal.
We're investigating all the weird storylines: constant near-death experiences, a gay dad and a bisexual bartender. Gasp! Plus, the real life drama was just as wild.
And of course we have more of your lazy gewl stories.
Listen to A Brutally Honest Review Of Nobody Wants This on Mamamia podcast: The Spill here.
A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven
Timothée Chalamet
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady GagaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.
Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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If this show was new we'd be cancelling it for real but thankfully Friends began in the 90's where literally anyone's idea in the writers room was approved.
We won't be putting the actors on the stand. However, we are welcoming the creators, Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe to the Cancelled courtroom.
Should a fake fat Monica and a very creepy Ross be the reason we stop watching Friends?
Also, you might have missed some of the weird sex stuff that went on across 10 seasons, like when one character tried to hook up with their cousin.
Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.
A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven
Timothée Chalamet
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady GagaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.
Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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In the Cancelled courtroom today are arguably the second most famous twins, to us, but our similarities won't stop us from investigating their every move. We may not be lawyers, but we do have a Diploma of twin minds (that's not a real thing don't sue us).
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were baby stars, who got their first "acting" gig at 9 months old on Full House. Apparently they were difficult on set... rude and crapped a lot.
Then they starred in multiple TV shows and around a thousand movies where they'd travel to different cities and get up to mischief, chase boys and twin swap.
Should they be charged with making us obsessed with them somehow? We're also unpacking what has led to them being such private people today.
There was a feud with Spencer Pratt (he was on The Hills if you don't remember his name) and they also unsurprisingly fight with each other... such typical twins. They have tried to keep their arguments a secret but we know exactly what they would've been about.
Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.
A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven
Timothée Chalamet
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady GagaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.
Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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American singer and songwriter Billie Eilish, welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom! You’re undeniably talented and, let’s face it, way too cool for us.
You've been in the spotlight since you were 14, an age when our brains are still buffering, which might explain some of your less-than-thoughtful moments. Like that time she dissed sleepwalkers or bragged about having a poop festival with eight bathroom visits in one day.
Oh, and did you know Billie was homeschooled with her brother? She said parents are lazy for doing it any other way.
We’ve got a few other things to unpack: like when she took aim at the internet’s biggest trolls... ugly guys and she criticised rap artists for not literally meaning every lyric. And of course, there was an awkward Halloween costume.
Let us investigate then deliberate. Sorry Billie, you can’t talk your way out of this.
A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady GagaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast How To Build A Human.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Donald Trump has done so many ridiculous things that we needed another episode just to fit them all in before we hand down our verdict.
During his four years as President of the United States there were absurd speeches, policies, and decisions that affected the entire world.
Charges in this episode include the time he thought spending billions on building a "Great Wall" was a brilliant idea, that time he yelled at a small child mowing his lawns at the White House and the fact that he started making up random virus cures during a pandemic with zero qualifications.Honestly, his dancing is the main reason he shouldn't be allowed to run in the 2024 election in our opinion... it makes us feel funny in the tummy.
For a non-drinker, this guy has had 1 billion "hold my beer" moments and here are just a few of our favourites.
Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories.
A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady GagaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast How To Build A Human.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Talissa Bazaz
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate.
Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall.Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre you may have forgotten about.
Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.
Listen to Donald Trump Part Two: Yelling At A Child & The Most Embarrassing Tantrum In History, here.A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady GagaSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast How To Build A Human.
Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Talissa Bazaz
Audio Producer: Leah PorgesMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Here in the Cancelled courtroom we usually put celebrities to trial, sometimes we put movies on trial but never have we put an entire press tour on trial... and yet here we are.
Today we're entering cold hard facts and vibes from the It Ends With Us promotional tour, from (alleged) feuding co-stars, to TikTok takes and the sheer crime of listing things.
Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni are in the firing line... but who is really at fault? Is it us? Does it really 'end' here? You decide.
Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.
Enter Lazy Gewl Giveaways here! Use code LAZYHAIR for 20% off a yearly subscription.
A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Blake Lively
Ryan Reynolds
Scarlett Johansson
Anna KendrickSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Scott StronachMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Like her outfits there's always something outrageous surrounding pop icon and actress Lady Gaga... So welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Gaga "ooh na na".
From the iconic but reportedly very stinky meat dress, to her questionable Italian accent in House of Gucci and that time she paid someone to vomit on her we unpack the life and crimes of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. And, let's not forget that big fight with Madonna and her recent attempt at impressing the French Prime Minister.
Should we let her go punishment-free because of how fabulous she is? Nope.
Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.Enter Lazy Gewl Giveaways here! Use code LAZYHOLIDAY for 20% off a yearly subscription.
A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Bennifer
Bradley Cooper
Demi Lovato
Blake Lively
Jennifer LopezSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
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Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Thom LionMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
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For Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, entering the Cancelled courtroom together is just another collaboration to add to their long list of projects, so why not one more?
Before "Bennifer" even existed, they starred in a (very wrong) movie called Gigli (yes we've spoken about it before, yes it deserves another moment in Cancelled courtroom). Skip forward twenty years, they've rekindled their love, married and made a few more films, like This Is Me... Now and The Love Story Never Told. Art.
Today, we're investigating that time Ben had a simple thirst for water and ended up in a strip club quenching said thirst. Did he take the wrong turn?
Also, you may have seen the sad Ben phenomenon, but we can't punish him because he doesn't smile much in public, can we? It's time for a risk assessment on their relationship.
This is Bennifer... Now.
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Enter Lazy Gewl Giveaways here! Use code LAZYHOLIDAY for 20% off a yearly subscription.A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Jennifer "I Just Use Olive Oil" Lopez
Ben "The Man With The Full Back Tattoo" AffleckSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Thom LionMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
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The Olympics are wild (sometimes naked) and happen every four years, so you can only imagine what you're about to hear. It's been around since 776 BC and we don't know how it's taken us this long to bring it to the Cancelled courtroom.
The games have introduced us to some of the most bizarre events imaginable and of course provided a sexy villa, I mean village*, for the fittest athletes in the world.
We will touch on the Paris Olympics and that opening ceremony but mostly we will be talking about the scandals over the years. The organisers have surely just been f***ing with people, right?
Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories and an insane giveaway!
Enter Lazy Gewl Giveaways here! Use code LAZYHOLIDAY for 20% off a yearly subscription.A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Kylie "Took Too Long To Name Her Baby" Jenner
Leonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprio
Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" GrantSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Thom LionMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Drew Barrymore, it's nice to meet you. Why are you fondling my hand? Drew is an American actress and producer, who started her career as a baby, before going on to star in The Wedding Singer, Charlie's Angels and Fifty First Dates.
Drew's very early relationship with acting and fame has shaped her into an overly honest and intense person. She invites the big celebrities onto her self-titled talk show and we all squirm while watching her interact.
We're investigating the serious stuff today, like is she a scab? Does she know what personal space is? And why do you make us feel so weird? We also address Drew's awkward role in the writers strike and that time she almost ruined Kamala Harris' presidential election campaign before it even started.
Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.
CLICK HERE FOR LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Emily "Wait, Did You Say Divorce?" BluntSEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
[email protected]CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie StephensExecutive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Thom LionMamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.
Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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