Episodes
-
The Ligers watch a lot of clips of Val Martin who the Youtube algorithm keeps spewing up for Gar. Previously just some weird crank speaking into his phone he's now running for The Irish Freedom Party in Cavan-Monaghan. There's no point getting into it here because soon you will know more about Val than you ever cared to know.
In the second half over on www.patreon.com/celticligers
They basically watch a little more Val (A SMALL BIT) then talk about the state of the whole General Election overall which.... the fact they spend a good hour and ten talking about Val should say it all.
Still! That's why we did that Leader's Debate episode! That enough politics for ya?? I hope so because it's all Val from here on out! Val! Val! Val! -
It's Irish General Election 2024! "Game on" say The Ligers! "I'll tell a friend" says you!
What if Batman were from Galway? That's the first millennial podcast banter bit. Then they review a series of clips from the campaign trail where Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael get irritated about having to ask for people's votes.
Micheál Martin says "What mess?" when it comes to housing (LITERALLY). Simon Harris gets frustrated the voting swine don't appreciate their pocket money!
Then in the second half over on www.patreon.com/celticligers
The Ligers try very hard to imagine the type of sick mind who likes Simon Harris and despair over the hollow political culture in Ireland.
Maccabi Tel Aviv racist football hooligans in Amsterdam eff around find out!...that the media will still protect them!
Michael O'Leary takes a pop at teachers like a bleeding legend woooo homework sucks! -
Missing episodes?
-
The Ligers talk about the US presidential election, the Irish General election and then just how fecking downright gas our little island do be!
Full episode on www.patreon.com/celticligers -
On a very scary Halloween episode Gar is joined by Brit Left wing politics commentator, Bob Dylan devotee and host of Reel Politik podcast Jack Frayne-Reid to talk about the scariest thing of all... the Brits and West Brits.
They talk about Irish Labour vs. UK Labour, the non-MP who won't die John Ashworth AND they read a very long article written by ghoul Fionnán Sheahan about the less cool Irish Rasputin in Number 10 ... Morgan McSweeney. He's the Brit Prime Minister's best friend bejesus and begora!
THEN. In the second half on www.patreon.com/celticligers
James returns (from the dead) to talk about Irish stuff such as: Leo Varadkar on a podcast looking like he's in hell. Micheál Martin on another podcast getting pissy with "The Group Chat" over mild push back that he's a war mongering prick. Then they finish up talking about a child's drawing of an elephant. "Why?" you might ask. well it's a Halloween treat.... or is it a trick??
Check out Reel Politik podcast on all good platforms: https://pod.link/1196916965
Podcasts mentioned: https://soundcloud.com/reelpolitikpodcast/reel-politik-episode-51-come-out-ye-jackie-chans -
The Ligers do a long review of the Donald Trump movie "The Apprentice" where they also talk about Trump a good bit (i think). Then Alan Shatter is back b*tch so they read his campaign literature. Inexplicably that is the first half of the show. An hour on those two things.
Then in the second part on www.patreon.com/celticligers
The Late Late Show takes a pop at Sinn Féin. Famous Irish liar Sarah Carey says Sinn Féin are not to be trusted. Richard Boyd Barrett is bullied by RTÉ for not bullying Sinn Féin. Basically everyone is at Sinn Féin and it looks like Fine Gael will reign for a thousand years so The Ligers close out the show listening to Zionist comedy writer Lee Kern give himself a stroke screaming about Irish peacekeepers. CHECK IT OUT. -
The Ligers talk about one of the most horrible images ever taken from the bombing of a tent hospital by Israel. Gar gives his thoughts on a movie called Rumours (plot: G7 Leaders get lost in a woods and chased by bog body zombies) and issues with their politician depictions. THEN they talk about the media finding their ability to report on things, making a holy show of Sinn Féin for having a bunch of sex pests.
Then in the second half over on www.patreon.com/celticligers
The Ligers read an idea from an insane man suggesting Elon Musk buy Tinder to increase birth rates and as a result you get to hear what's written on James's Hinge profile! The sock dems triangulate how to be the future coalition partner everyone hates. And then The Ligers close out by revealing who the freak Cobalt the spy is!! what a scoop! -
The Ligers have a disagreement (!!!) over whether a Fine Gael councillor was being antisemetic, then they talk about Paschal Donohue's denial of a phone call to his Israeli counterpart (not for him to speculate why they'd be lying apparently) and then they talk about Sinn Féin being criticised for writing a reference letter for a pedo (bad!) by a party definitely standing on firm ground in that regard.
THEN in the second half on www.patreon.com/celticligers
The Ligers talk about: Fine Gael's dirty electioneering aping the far right, Simon Harris continues to be the demon every mammy loves, Elon Musk speaks at a trump rally and they end reading a piece by Mick Clifford emphasis on Mick. Maybe the far right and the far left aren't so different but also they are and Paul Murphy is a real smug prick isn't he??
VVVVVVVVVVVVV
TEST TUBE BABIES an alternative comedy night in Coughlan's Cork. Tuesday 15th October. 7.30pm. Acts include shane daniel byrne and JAMES MORAN. -
The Ligers talk about some lad called Stuart Mackey (because James insists), then actual stuff that they should be talking about like way too expensive security huts and THE BUDGET: the Irish commentariat busybox! (will there me an election now omg???)
Then in the second half over on www.patreon.com/celticligers
They watch a wretched clip of Ryan Tubridy interviewing Simon Harris on "what makes him cry?" which turned out not to be funny at all. Then famous Obama era intellectual Ta-Nehisi Coates has his work cut out for him convincing Americans that Palestinians are human beings. The Labour UK conference where things can only get shitter. FINALLY, Leo Varadkar visits the fighting Irish in Notre Dame and tells Joe Kennedy III that the Irish language needs to go. -
The Ligers do some clean up of Comedy Unleashed, talk about anti-migrant protest policing vs. people enjoying culture night policing and Simon Harris' dangerous comments linking immigration to the housing crisis. Bad stuff folks!
THEN in the second half over on www.patreon.com/celticligers
Tim Apple has to give Ireland 14 billion so The Ligers go into the Dáil record from 2016 to hear the sounds of TDs sucking off big tech. They also read an exchange from The Guardian between two Israeli and Palestinian therapists trying to reach across the divide. One guess who proves to be a complete psycho. As revealing as it is depressing.
Get your tix to BLÁITHÍN DE BURCA: SAUVIGNON BLÁITHÍN in Whelan's Sunday 29th September.
https://www.whelanslive.com/event/blaithin-de-burca/
Podcasts mentioned in episode:
#27 That Would Be A Moral Matter - The HACK inc. Podcast
https://pod.link/1453695443/episode/a7b4e08a1c889bc55d4ffe1ee8d7a4ea
Zionism as a form of anti-semitism w/ Jake Romm
https://pod.link/1370561641/episode/310aa56c5a65fb7472e048a3a7103c47 -
This one's going to have to be an ALMOST ENTIRELY Patreon exclusive episode folks!
The Ligers go on a rare live outing to see the worst thing ever. GRAHAM LINEHAN and a cadre of other freaks at the COMEDY UNLEASHED Irish tour performing painful stand up to a room of hooting bigoted gimps.
It's really a searing Vice style documentary. We're like Louis Theroux so it's OK that we were rubbing shoulders with literal fascists at an event sponsored by a racist news site. Oh god! We're Louis Theroux! We're Louis Theroux!
Comedian Mark Moloney on mic today as well. Check out his monthly alternative comedy night Test Tube Babies in Coughlan's, Cork!
Join us at www.patreon.com/celticligers
NOTE:
None of the Patreon money was spent on this shite and this month's Patreon money (along with an additional 150 from James because he felt that guilty) is going to be sent to Trans Harm Reduction. https://transharmreduction.org -
After AI riffing, The Ligers talk about Sinn Féin's Housing Policy and find it hard to get excited.
Then in the second half on www.patreon.com/celticligers
Neale Richmond being an oaf on political panel shows, Starmer visting Ireland and also Spicebag's article about "Scrotes".
And Then The Whole Luas Clapped by Spicebag:-
https://open.substack.com/pub/spicebag/p/and-then-the-whole-luas-clapped?r=177lm&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web -
The Ligers and Mark Moloney talk about Oasis, saving yourself for the right girl and the Irish government's muted response to Israel violating Irish airspace.
THEN in the second half only on www.patreon.com/celticligers
Sinn Féin vote to ban puberty blockers in the North of Ireland, the hit MTV show Just Tattoo of Us and then we close out reading an article wondering why men just don't seem to care about Gaza like Taylor Swift fans (aka. women apparently). -
The Ligers talk about Ireland hollowed out for Americans, the creator of The Wire David Simon's takes on Irish history in relation to Israel and then talk about the intellectual rot of Zionism.
Then in the second bit on www.patreon.com/celticligers
they talk about military crafts flying to Israel through Irish airspace, fascist Justin Barrett's new political party and the government finding yet more excuses not to tax land hoarders. -
The Ligers talk about Reginald D Hunter getting hassled by Zionists, analyse the blueshirt brain and the journos who only like American things.
Then in the second half over on www.patreon.com/celticligers
a catch up on some housing stuff as the gov figures out more ways to humiliate and demoralise. the worst landlord story ever as a man hassles a 92 year old woman and feels nothing?? then they close out the episode by spending way too long trying to figure out Varadkar's favourite sandwich. you can actually hear the joy in their voices talking about Varadkar again. it's sick. it's effing sick. -
The Ligers talk about Graham Linehan's upcoming Gript sponsored comedy gig, Olympics break dancing, Kamala Harris predictably just as bad on Gaza, G7 countries scolding the mayor of Nagasaki over Israel snub and DEADPOOL THE MERC WITH THE MOUTH they just can't quit talking about! I wish I knew how to quit you! Um do you know what movie that's from? Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Full episode on www.patreon.com/celticligers -
The Ligers talk about all the racist riots all over the UK and a bit of Ireland. Then they talk about the pathetic non-issue gender controversy in the Olympics. In between there's a bunch of stuff about sitcoms and then some stuff about Israel and deprogramming? I think. There's also a bit about the only thing Michael MacDowell seems to be right about. Loads of stuff.
www.patreon.com/celticligers for the full shebang. -
The Ligers talk about a TV show called Braindead from 2016, then touch on the Olympics then read a new classic in the genre of nostalgic expat articles.
Then over on www.patreon.com/celticligers:
They talk about Israel getting so mask off that they're exposing bone, the Southport riots in UK before there was riots all over the dang place as of typing this and then to take us home, they talk about the freaking merc with the mouth Deadpool!!! bazinga! -
The Ligers talk about Andrew Tate and why it's racist boy summer! prompting to them to talk about violent racists in Coolock battering the guards then getting pepper sprayed.
in the second bit on www.patreon.com/celticligers
Sinn Féin's immigration policy as they continue to make a shite of their electoral prospects and Kamala Harris is now the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee. it's all here. -
The Ligers talk a loada shite for the first hour and then in the second half (ONLY ON PATREON.COM/CELTICLIGERS) they talk about Douglas is Cancelled.
I'll write this better later. x -
The Ligers talk about the authenticity of Varadkar's love for Michael Collins, Roderic O'Gorman's new job as the casually cruel leader of the Green Party and then some milk gets spilled!
In the rest of the episode on www.patreon.com/celticligers
Some discussion about the positives in the UK general election, the Michael Healy-Rae 2011 voting scandal and then they read a crazy and lazy man's list of political awards while throwing in some of their own picks. ;) - Show more
