Episodes
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We are so back! The squad (minus Kiran and plus Lee) got together to record after a nice and short 5 month break. In this episode, we discuss champions league predictions and so much more. Where did Chelsea put that 1 billion dollars they spent? When will Kiran join us to defend Everton? Who knows! Come join us for some fun!
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Hey hey! We recorded two weeks in a row? Damn that’s crazy! Pranav, Matt, and Chris get together to bully each other over silly results. Arsenal bottles the league. Liverpool somehow nearly blew a 3-0 lead. Oh wait they did blow a 3-0 lead never mind. Manchester United is in the middle of nowhere. Chelsea will be replaced in further discussions on this podcast by Crystal Palace from here on out. Find out what else happens this week by clicking the play button!
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Missing episodes?
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After a 6 week vacation, the full crew finally gets together for a podcast! Kiran, Hunter, Pranav, Chris, and Matt sit down to mainly talk about the prem as per usual. The team dives into teams at the top of the table, and then discusses teams at the very bottom of the table like Everton. Are all Arsenal fans delusional in thinking they will win the prem? Will Manchester City finally win the UCL? How many more points can Chelsea get this year? Find out on this heated episode of CHiP the Keeper podcast!
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Hello there! We finally recorded (and actually published) an episode. Kiran and Hunter are absent from today’s episode meaning they aren’t allowed to defend their clubs. Not like their clubs know how to defend anyway. Pranav, Chris, and guest star Matt meet to talk about their clubs. As per usual, we spend 85 percent of the podcast talking about the prem. Is Arsenal running away with the title? How did Liverpool score a touchdown on Manchester United? Find out on this episode of chip the keeper!
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Oh me oh my what a game! On this week’s episode, Kiran, Hunter, Chris, Pranav, and guest, Victor sit down to talk about arguably the greatest World Cup final of all time. Is Messi the goat? Did Argentina deserve to win? How the hell does Manchester United have a back line with two World Cup winners in it? Find out on this episode of ChiP the Keeper Pod!
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We recorded back to back episodes! Crazy stuff lol. In this episode, we ramble about the World Cup for 2 hours straight. We walk through some highlights from the quarterfinals and then give some previews for the semis. Morocco is going to win the World Cup and there’s nothing you can do about it. Hat tricks from Giroud and Ziyech incoming.
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After an extended leave of absence, most of the crew decides to sit down and record another episode for you. Pranav, Kiran, and Chris sit down to talk World Cup action (and no club football to Kiran’s delight). In this episode, the crew talks about the United States unfortunate exit against Netherlands. We walk through some of our highlights from the group stages and give some previews of the quarterfinals. Will we record before the semifinals? I doubt it. Will we record before the finals? Yeah no I doubt that too. Sit back and listen to us bring you up to ishowspeed on the World Cup!
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After a long break, we decided to make another episode of the podcast. This week’s highlight involves Pranav losing access to his college zoom license. This means we can only record for 40 minutes at a time lol. Tbh, we made this episode a week ago and it is kinda late. I apologize for the delay. Maybe we will see you soon, but we prolly won’t. Hopefully we do. Anyway, enjoy!
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On this week’s episode-the crew decides to not have a script at all. You can prolly infer how things go because of that. Manchester United is mentioned once or twice or 187 times in the podcast this week. Lukaku and Werner score without Chelsea uniforms lol. Casemiro to Manchester United makes zero sense for Casemiro yet he’s doing his medical tomorrow? Where should pulisic go to the get the most play time? Why is mbappe being a silly boi? Find out on this episode of chip the keeper podcast!
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Anddddd the premier league is back! On this week’s episode, we dive into the first week of the premier league. Kiran goes on a passionate rant about how his poor team is unable to buy players because he isn’t a top 6 team. Everton then bought some no name 20 year old for 40 mil! Kiran also tried to argue that Everton would be better off with Richarlson? What? Huh? After that, Hunter goes into every single detail possible on Chelsea. We decide to bring back the Ronaldo debate and somehow find a little bit of common ground. We briefly discuss the other leagues, including the minor leagues like Ligue 1. Honestly, if you’re actually reading this description, I’d highly recommend listening to the last 30 minutes. We have a very formal and in-depth discussion about the World Cup being hosted in Qatar. imo it’s the best content we’ve posted so far. Take a listen, send Frank Lampard an email!
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Hey! We are somehow back to recording podcasts now. Since our last recording, Domino’s sold 1,344,899,098 pizzas. In this incredibly creative episode, Kiran opens a transfer market tab in Chrome and talks about transfers. Kiran makes claims about 50 million being too much money for some of the best players in the world. The rest of the content is us talking about Jutgla-esque players going from Udinese to Celtic. 2/10 rating, will produce better content shortly.
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This was meant to be a Champions League Podcast... yet we still somehow ended up talking about Manchester United.
We discuss the Premier League title and the Scudetto, both of which came as massive surprises this year. We talk about the top 4 race where Josh Sargent decided to do the chivalrous thing and let Spurs win to clinch. We also explore relegation where Mike Jackson needs to have a long hard look at the Man in the Mirror as Burnley goes down under his management.
Also Mbappe
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Kiran says no one cares about the quadruple and Liverpool is not impressive. I remember nothing else from this episode.
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TBH I don't remember what happens in this episode except Everton continues to suck relentlessly and Kiran conveniently isn't here to defend his club or to make wrong predictions again
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The boys are finally back after a lengthy hiatus. Kiran hosts Hunter and Pranav as Chris is too embarrassed to show his face (or his voice?) after United lose to Everton and Atletico finally say SIUUU later to Ronaldo and co... Before Manchester's better halves dispatched them following the War at the Wanda. HiP and Keeper discuss Chelsea's roller coaster few weeks as Hunter laments not making it to a final for the first time ever under Tuchel. Bayern and Barca are out of Europe following masterclasses from very mediocre teams in each others' leagues. City vs Liverpool happened **cue Pep meme** TWIIICEEE this in one week as the first match ensures that fans of both teams remain chronically hypertensive and the second ensures that Gregg Berhalter is going to go with Zach Steffen as his starting keeper for the foreseeable future (the joke here is that Gregggggg just does whatever he wants and his decisions make absolutely no sense like 60% of the time). Bonus: Pranav uses 80% of his allotted recap time to salivate over meeting the mastermind behind Liverpool's throw-in dominance: Thomas Gronnemark, the only man any of have ever met that has experienced a Klopp hug. Everton fans get a glimmer of hope as they beat United in a match in which they were clear overcats. The Toffees get an additional boost as relegation rivals, Burnley, say 4-4-2dle-doo to iconic manager, Sean Dyche. Ligue 1 happened also. As did Bundesliga. HiP and Keeper then discuss which is the more polite race: top 4 Prem or Serie A title race with neither coming out a clear winner (much like the races themselves). We finally look ahead to next week's spicy fixtures before Hunter breaks down the Moldovan League and Kiran just straight up breaks down.
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Kiran returns after conveniently avoiding the Everton Relegation Pod Special, only to find himself hosting the sequel as Chris, Hunter, and Pranav help him try to see the positives, like Everton maybe winning a trophy next season. I won't torture Kiran any longer in this description since he already gets tortured enough by us on this pod...and by Everton on the field. We look at the Champions League first as Big Body Benz ('member we thought he was dusted), smashes 3 past PSGeez I can't believe that happened again. After light discussion of the other UCL ties and a heavy discussion on PSG's future, we move onto the prem where we planned on talking about a lot of stuff but spent all the allotted time focused on whether Ronaldo was worth bringing in to United following a winning hattrick despite Maguire's best efforts. Arsenal stay in form, placing a firm claim to their rightful spot in 4th place, proving nature is, indeed, healing. City dropped points to Crystal Palace as KDB is surrounded by 9 Werners and an Ederson, opening the door ever more slightly for the all new Liver(more depth than a kiddie)poo. Milan remain on top of Serie A due to the support of their passionate (and apparently very pretentious) support. Madrid are running away with La Liga, Bayern blah blah blah, and PSG blah blah. End-of-episode predictions run for longer than Modric did against PSG before we wrap up with Hunter's new State of the Club segment.
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Kiran hosts as we welcome guest Saswot Risal, a Liverpool supporter who is just as unbearable as the rest of em. We begin with a discussion about Russia's imposed war on Ukraine and what that means for the footballing world from Daddy Abramovich's Chelsea ownership to Infantino's pinky swear friendship bracelet from Putin. Afterwards, we mostly spend an insignificant amount of time on pretty much everything except for talking (or, in Pranav and Saswot's case, reminiscing) about the Carabao Cup Final while Kiran makes dinner.
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Kiran hosts today and finally introduces himself as such. Matt Kaz, Gooner and creator of the legendary CHiP the Keeper intro fills in for a strangely absent Chris despite this being the first week United did something by deleeding Bielsa's men. And since Chris isn't here, we don't talk about them at all for the first time in pod history and instead spend like 35 perfectly good minutes blathering on about Arsenal and whether they suck a lot or just a little... or maybe don't suck at all?? Speaking of suck a lot or a little or not at all, not even Kaz can deny Harry Kane's masterclass against the Bald Fraud's Pityzens to orchestrate the immaculate conception of a title race which, until now, only existed in Pranav's wet dreams. And of course, we cannot move on from the Premier League without addressing an all time PREMIER LEAGUE RECORD: 7 touches in an entire match by the world's most expensive lawn gnome, Lakaka. Atleti and Barca are put under a microscope as we examine their even table standing before focusing in on Aubameyang doing his best competent striker impression and dropping a hatty on Valencia. The Serie A title race seems to be ending up rather similarly to the Prem's top 4 race as all 3 teams in contention make seemingly conscious decisions not to win. We pretend to care about Serie A before pretty much completely skipping over the Bundesliga and moving on to Champions League where Kiran has to face his weekly allotted time as the court jester for his predictions. The boys then give their predictions for the weeks upcoming UCL and Prem fixtures as Pranav and Hunter are both convinced they'll lose the Mickey Mouse Cup final to make themselves feel better for actually losing it.
Notably absent from the pod: Chris Wood meowing at Kurt Zouma for the duration of that match
*Apologies for audio issues*
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