Episodes
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We're back! With another foulmouthed, under-researched episode! Probably wouldn't listen to this with your kids around? Even through we talk about Healthy Harold a bunch, pictured here with our mascots, Noodle and Babs.
Listen to Jo on Trillbilly Worker's Party Halloween Special..stay for the rampant leftism and cute accents
Jo: Victorian election promises about women's health clinicsChloe: Twitter going haywire and big loss to disability community, NEISVoid etc here Jo hates Spiderman- https://www.cbr.com/spiderverse-ableism-sun-spider-marvel/ https://screenrant.com/marvel-new-spider-verse-hero-real-disease-struggle/AND... Chloe tweeting about caning it
Please let us know where you weigh in on Good Coles/Bad Coles at [email protected]
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CHRONICALLY FULLY SICK SCANDAL UPDATE: Chloe and Jo sleep nude in an oxygen tent which they believe gives them sexual powers! (Hey, that's only a half truth.)
Hi, we're back after yet another """inadvertent hiatus""" (us being flare bears) but hey, thats what you get with such chronically fully sick hosts such as us! This ep we get into: k*t treatments, learning by accident what UTI's can turn into, Stranger Things being accidentally good and accessible, Lizzo accidentally being ableist, whether it's better to give up hope for a cure, body neutrality, an update of our nemesis, "ozone therapy", and much much more.
CW: In this ep we do discuss abortion and the the US overturning Roe vs Wade.
LINKS:Lizzo ableist slur (since we recorded this ep Beyoncé also decided to include then cut the same slur from her new album, so this is an updated story): https://slate.com/culture/2022/08/beyonce-renaissance-lizzo-spaz-ableist-slur-lyrics-history.htmlStranger Things subtitles accessibility: https://www.slashfilm.com/923053/yes-the-stranger-things-4-subtitle-team-was-trolling-a-little-bit/?utm_source=google.com&utm_campaign=googlestory_fullstoryUS Abortion x medication Twitter thread: https://twitter.com/_trashville/status/1543030336266948608?s=20&t=iXvsSeWUs_mGnDS_gcvpnQSelma Blair's brand Guide Beauty: https://www.guidebeauty.com/Keith Kahn-Harris for The Guardian 'I gave up hope of a cure for my chronic condition. And it’s made me happier than ever before': https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jul/28/hope-cure-chronic-condition-identity-disabilityBody Neutrality: https://www.refinery29.com/amp/en-au/2021/09/10678562/body-neutrality-positive-movement and https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2022/02/25/body-neutrality-definition/Ozone Therapy is "pure quackery": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone_therapy and https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/german-alternative-cancer-clinics/SPOONIE HOTLINE | 'When I Bleed: Poems about Endometriosis' by Maggie Bowyer - https://www.bookdepository.com/When-I-Bleed-Maggie-Bowyer/9780578867878Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Missing episodes?
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BACK FROM HIATUS FOR OUR QUARTER CENTURY YO!
Twenty five eps, can you even believe it? We bloody can't.
Anyway in this ep, Jo and Chlo chat about: the PM's mysterious sudden interest in endometriosis, the Disability Royal Commission, Bridgerton and King George, and much more. Plus, Jo gets absolutely on one for a special mish-mashed remix of ~Historically Fully Sick v Quack Watch~ with a tale that will make you lose your bleatin' marbles.
Finally, another super sexy poem by our poet lorikeet, Jamila Main.
p.s. Jo's just moved house and so she sounds like she's underwater. She refuses to apologise for this because she is a precious little mermaid with a beautiful voice.
LINKS:Scomo + Endo
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10650539/amp/Scott-Morrison-chokes-TEARS-talking-endometriosis.html
https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/endometriosis-treatment-funding-jenny-morrison/amp/
https://womensagenda.com.au/politics/government-announces-58m-funding-boost-for-endometriosis-centres-genetic-testing/
Chronic illness made me reimagine my career. Now I focus on myself more' - Business Insider
https://www.businessinsider.com/chronic-illness-made-me-reimagine-my-career-for-the-better-2022-4?amp
Disability commish updates:
https://amp.abc.net.au/article/100977448
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The chicks are back with a spicy episode about the spicy flu AND glowing ostriches, unusual cheese alternatives, Byron Bay COVID communion, a Man Who Can't Do Laundry, the worst opinion pieces ever and Spoonie Hotline!
Harvard Uni Study
Glowing Ostriches
Gross opinion piece one and two
Tom Tanuki's piece
CDC done a boo boo
Kara Schlegl's article
Rate, review, subscribe! Send your Spoonie Hotline messages to [email protected] xx
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Whoopsie doodle we made this ages ago
https://www.refinery29.com/en-au/australian-disabled-women-ndis-claims
https://www.broadagenda.com.au/2021/the-ndis-is-letting-women-with-disabilities-down/
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After a disaster-induced hiatus, the crones of chronic illness are back!
This episode, they cover
What? No ramps at the UN?Kate Moss' daughter's CATWALK SURPRISE!!!!Why w33d laws are still ridicWhich podcast host won HalloweenHistorical Quack Watch (?) super GAY SICK POETRY and heaps more stuff!
**Song this week is "Under the Ivy" by Kate Bush. <3
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Helllooooooo! This episode, our two locked-down heroes discuss Tracey Emin, alternative swearing, (probably don't put this on around kids?) anti-vaxx mates, Guy Sebastian, Nicki Minaj and the history of vaccine dipshittery (spoiler: people have always been sooks about it).
Tracey Emin's art and illness (love you babe)
Links for loved ones of anti vaxxers-
https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2021-04-27/covid-19-coronavirus-vaccine-anti-vax-conspiracy-friends/100022786https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2019/04/when-families-feud-over-vaccines/587629/https://healthydebate.ca/2017/08/topic/vaccine-safety-hesitancy/OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKS
by WENDY MOLYNEUX
Anti-Vaxxers Use the Same Arguments from 135 Years Ago
Smallpox Riots
The MMR Vaccine and Autism Nonsense
Song is "Health Plan" by Pissed Jeans
Theme song is "Down with the Sickness" by Richard Cheese
Everything else is pretty obviously by Jo
Send your Spoonie Hotline voice memos to [email protected]
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Brought to you by new sponsors Big Egg and Barrel O’Yams! CFS had got you sorted for rambling incoherence, scream laughing, Peter Evans on a current affair, definitely not fake COVID cures, kitchen tips for sickies and Spoonie Hotline.
Reasonable, Necessary and Essential podcast
Peter on a Current Affair
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The two clowns, in lockdown are back! *Now free of seratonin*
This Episode- the Disability Royal Commish, FREE BRITNEY, another edition of Historically Fully Sick and SCIENCE STUFF via Spoonie Hotline.!
Share your story with the Royal Commission here
More on Britney Spears
Buck v Bell and Eugenics in the US
Good explainer for historical sterilisation of black people: https://nursingclio.org/2017/06/01/the-black-politics-of-eugenics/
Twitter links (have a scroll)
https://twitter.com/Arrianna_Planey/status/1102241258741907457
https://twitter.com/DorothyERoberts/status/1133728725986676736
https://twitter.com/jbakernyc/status/1420184145309970432
https://twitter.com/jacobinoire/status/1262006563222544384
https://twitter.com/Arrianna_Planey/status/1129825948050829312
https://twitter.com/Tinu/status/1239625622999236608
Australia being super cool about it
Here's more info on Anna Liza's project- https://spoonie-community.netlify.app/
or a direct link to the survey is here https://spoonie-community.netlify.app/
Connect with Gene Networks in Disease on Twitter- @GND_crew and Anna @hydra_hamster
We're at-
Twitter @ ChronicFullSickInstagram @chronicallyfullysickOr you can get in touch with us via our website, chronicallyfullysick.com. PHEW!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Chronic full sickness and employment, board game for brain fog, sapphic poetry, vaccinations (again), Chloe is on the telly, and the gals answer the age old question- "can you get COVID from farts?"
Disability and employment info-
https://gradaustralia.com.au/disability/disclosure-of-disability-the-pros-and-cons
https://gradaustralia.com.au/disability/employment-support-for-people-with-disability
https://www.humanrights.vic.gov.au/for-individuals/disability-and-the-workplace/
Flexible Work Planner Chatbot- https://www.humanrights.vic.gov.au/resources/chat-about-flexible-work/
Do i even qualify as disabled? https://www.and.org.au/pages/what-is-a-disability.html
Recycling blister/webster packs- https://www.floraandfauna.com.au/recycle $10 credit and $15 here- https://banish.com.au/pages/recycling-program
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Yay! Another freewheelin' episode with your two favourite silly babies, Chloe and Jo!
Disgusting rashes! Vaccinations! Mice Plagues! Drug Trials! And accessibility ain't just about ramps. Also, Jo thought of a new Fibromyalgia cure?
Plus Spoonie Hotline! Send a voice memo to [email protected]
Specialist COVID Vaccination Hub/ The Government Doesn't Care About Disabled People
Anti-Vaxxers Target NDIS Workers (sorry, this is Herald Sun, no one should ever read that)
MORE! FEMALE! MICE!
Bloody fellas, drug trials
Join the CHRONICALLY FULLY SICK group, if you want
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A suspiciously oily not-so-sweet 16th episode from the gals, who are clearly Tired and Emotional. In any case, they go to a punk show, discuss Mecca's wellness misfire, chronic illness imposter syndrome, a Quackwatch from the history books and some delicious calls fresh off the crisp and juicy Spoonie Hotline. Including an excerpt read by Sarah Ramey from her new book, The Lady's Handbook for Her Mysterious Illness.
Yoni Oil you shouldn't buy8 Ways That Imposter Syndrome Shows Up When You Have a Chronic Illness or DisabilityDynamic DisabilitySnake OilChloe's New BoyfriendFREE PALESTINE- donate to the Palestinian Children's Relief FundHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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They're back! Finally. Apologies for the hiatus, life sh*t happened - you get it.
Anyway, they're back chatting about being immune to COVID because they both have fibro, PMDD Awareness Month, disabled legends smashing sh*t and making history, and as always, SPOONIE HOTLINE! Missed yas xo
CW: Discussion of suicide, death and trauma in this episode- (there's a warning though)
~ LINKS ~
Australians with a disability ‘forgotten’ in coronavirus vaccine rollout, advocates say NDIS vaccine rollout failure for people with disability COVID advantage for people with fibromyalgia (?)Long COVID and chronic fatigue HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK curb cutsDonate to PMDD Awareness
and Support Act
Songs:
"Don't Go" by SaD
"Lost in Music" by Anita Lane (RIP)
and "The Phoenix" by Judee Still
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They haven't showered, they're scraping their way back from nervous breakdowns, and they're ready to talk about it! Sorry for the lapse in eps – these two hellbeast women love to give advice about how to look after yourself, but they also love to not follow any of it themselves! Very cute and cool and sexy.
In episode 14, the gals touch on the real-life effects for spoonies that happened when opioid meds went prescription-only, the weird 'disabled villain' trope that Hollywood loves to lean on, and a brand new QUACK WATCH about bad Goop health ghost man that loves to blend celery and call it a cure for everything. And of course, new SPOONIE HOTLINE!! Get up in this gig.
CONTENT WARNING - the beginning of episode touches on the effects that current news stories about sexual assault can have on your mental health. No details of the stories or charges are specified, but if you're trying to avoid this the current media hellscape altogether, maybe skip the first 5~ minutes of this ep.
LINKS
Looking after yourself when sexual assault dominates headlines
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/insight/coping-with-distress-caused-by-major-coverage-of-sexual-abuse-allegationshttps://www.abc.net.au/everyday/how-to-take-care-of-yourself-when-sexual-assault-makes-headlines/100010900New rules around opioid prescriptions leave few options for Australians in pain, ABC News
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-03-09/pain-sufferers-say-limiting-their-access-to-opioids-in-cruel/13219230Five Common Harmful Representations of Disability, Mythcreants
https://mythcreants.com/blog/five-common-harmful-representations-of-disability/Washington Post story about bad man health ghost Goop man Anthony Williams (the chix refuse to link his actual website)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/wellness/celery-juice-will-not-work-miracles-no-matter-what-you-read-on-goop/Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Look, yes it's late but SOME OF US have raging painkiller addictions and full-time jobs alright? So i guess this episode is about some of the chicks' chronically ill and disabled icons and how sick people are represented in the media- this time they're yakking about a SICKENING TV show and a legendary singer and activist. Well, it's a start, because media representation.. that's a whole thing. Anyway, this episode is full of legends, including a new HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK, SPOONIE HOTLINE and the usual steaming hot nonsense. Here's a spoon.
You can follow CFS on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram!
Send a voice memo about your junk for Spoonie Hotline to [email protected] but not if it involves crystal healing, light therapy or huffing your own farts.
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Yeah look, this episode is... chaotic. Chloe and Joanna decided to record an episode about dating and sex and relationships when you have chronic illness, and not sure what happened, but it turned into... this. You have no idea how much scream-laughing had to be edited in this episode. They are sorry in advance. Subscribe rate and review I guess? Jesus Christ.
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OMG CHLOE AND JO ARE BACK! With more of a whimper/whine/cough than a bang really? It's jazzy kinda? Chloe tells everyone her idea for a horror movie (COPYRIGHT!), the gals discuss a new disability beauty range, more ridiculous conspiracy theories, another FLORIDA MAN story, threaten an entire town, deliver a new edition of HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK, and talk about COVID's positives for chronically fully sick babes.
Check out the iconic Tara Moss' Facebook, Kohl Kreatives and Guide Beauty, plus this article in the Washington Post.
Follow Chronically Fully Sick on Twitter, Instagram, or bam-a-lam into the group here if you're crook.
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Join Noon, Travis, Jo & Leah, a ragtag assembly of deep cover agents from the podcasting underground. They emerge blinking like naked mole people into the sunlight to bring you a round-up of this year of our lord, the cursed 2020. That’s right folks, they’re here not to save the world, but to bring you MegaPod.
These four highly virile brain geniuses from at least FOUR SEPARATE PODCASTS combine to bring YOU: Aliens! Sex jam! Anal Fistulas, Pope Fights, Weird Al, Juggalos Takeovers and... All the news from 2020!*
For complaints regarding bias in board game scoring and fake news you can find Travis by summoning a Gamilaroi god in the desert or on the internet at
Broriginals Podcast
Awesome Black
Instagram
Join Awesome Black
Friends of Awesome Black on Facebook
Travis Tweets from @TravishDeVries
To help Jo figure which teat to milk on a sparrow get in touch at;
Chronically Fully Sick
Instagram
Or on Twitter @chronicfullsick
To roast Leah for not realising Baghdad was formed low key smack bang in the middle of the middle ages you can catch her at
Loud Angry Not Sorry Podcast
Feminists United Website
Twitter: @leahlikes
And finally, listen to Auspol Snackpod for the news, the memes, and to get Noon and Zac into 47th place on Spotify for 2021 -
Listen to the show
or find us in your favourite pod app
Facebook
Patreon for bonus eps
Twitter and Insta: @auspolsnackpod
Email: [email protected]
*like a fair bit, not all. Like come on, as if we can fit an entire year into 1.5hours
ART BY TRAVIS! Editing, Production and theme song by ZAC LE SNAK
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Okay yeah look first things first, Chloe and Joanna are really sorry about how much they talk about wee in this episode. It's a lot. Like, a lot a lot. Anyway: the chix also discuss some good Chrissy/holiday gifts for spoonies, as well as how to get through the silliest of seasons when you feel like hot garbage! Plus, a triple threat ep that includes QUACK WATCH (*borat voice* wah wah wee wah), HISTORICALLY FULLY SICK, aaaaand SPOONIE HOTLINE! And as a lil Christmas treat, we've got a reading from one of our very own chronic fully sickos, the stunningly talented author Kylie Maslen. MERRY CHRIMUS/HAPPY HOLIDAY!!! xoxo
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EPISODE NINE BABY! Chlo and Joanna have been fatigued to all gaddamned heck lately, so they found a Netflix doco series about the clusterf*ck that is the wellness industry to binge and rant about - classic stuff. They also delve in the undeniably common link between wellness, conspiracy theories and Nazism (hi Pete), explain how the ‘spoon theory’ began, and also commemorate the wonderful late Stella Young. Chloe also found a tin foil hat book in her parents’ bookshelf about how to ‘cure’ arthritis or some nonsense, so of course she had to do QUACK WATCH and read out über-borked bits while Jo scream laughs. Also more SPOONIE HOTLINE, hell yeah! The chix actually got quite a bit done in this episode, considering how utterly rubbish they felt. Good for them!
LINKS
Stella Young’s TED talk ‘I’m not your inspiration, thank you very much’ ‘Nazi Hippies: When the New Age and Far Right Overlap’ by Jules Evans (Medium)‘Why are conspiracy theories rampant in the 'wellness' industry? Welcome to conspirituality’ by Derek Beres (Big Think)‘How Covid-19 paranoia united the wellness industry and rightwing conspiracy theorists’ by Brigid Delaney (The Guardian)‘[Un]Well’ documentary series, Netflix (the pod references episodes 1 - ‘Essential Oils’ and 6 - ‘Bee Sting Therapy’)‘How spoons became a powerful symbol for invisible disability’ by Chloe Sargeant, SBS VoicesHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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