Episodes
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During our between season hiatus we decided to finally dive deep into John Rowland's other life as John Tucker (from the iconic John Tucker Must Die)! This iconic film has it all: whale tails, Ashanti, MILFs, and some truly bizarre PE fashion choices. Don't miss all the fun as we get real nostalgic about this piece of classic cinema from 2006. BUCKLE UP!
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The ending wasn't what we expected, but we did go out with a literal bang. There was a ton of set up for season 3, death, ruthlessness, and too much disappointment.
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Missing episodes?
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There is a non-existent timeline on this show, but we are ignoring that. Apparently it's been one year since Mary Alice died, Rex died, Melanie Foster was murdered, and Martha Huber was murdered? Dang. Regardless, Susan tries to be independent, Lynette is done with her lying-son-of-a-bitch husband, Bree is not enjoying the psych ward, and Gabby is suspicious Carlos is fucking their pregnant servant/slave.
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This week on Desperate Houswives...
Susan tries to get Edie to confess to burning down her house. Bree dedicates all her energy towards Danielle after giving up on Andrew. Lynette follows Tom to discover the truth. Gabby and Carlos butt heads over the treatment of their surrogate, Xiao Mei. Felicia’s ultimate plan for Paul is finally revealed. -
We never thought Andrew would reach this level. Never. Listen to hear all about how heinous Andrew's actions have become, how Susan for once didn't disappoint us, how we've lost all hope in Tom, and how Carlos is still Carlos.
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Bree goes to desperate lengths to stay close to Peter. Karl leaves Edie and Susan tries to hide her true involvement. Lynette helps Ed add some romance back into his marriage. Gabby and Carlos finally meet the father of their baby.
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Shame. Shame. Shame. We still hate Susan, but hate Karl more after he plays her harder than ever before. Bree finally accepts Andrew AND Justin. Gabby and Carlos surprise no one and turn out to be horrible parents while Lynette learns some parenting tips about giving the sex talk from Mrs. McClusky. Still, everyone here has something to be ashamed for.
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After a small hiatus and many tech issues, we're back! Thank you to everyone for your patience! We're so happy to be back at it.
This week on Desperate Housewives... Susan and Karl’s scheme is brought to light and both have to pay the price. Gabby and Carlos solve their baby daddy issue, for now. Bree gets a new sponsor and faces new developments in Andrew’s emancipation case. Lynette is forced to figure out the truth when she get’s deposed as a witness for Andrew. -
Breaking and entering. Strippers. Statutory rape. Is this season 1? It's not, but the ladies are up to their normal hijinks. Lynette faces a problem with a breast feeding mom at the office. Gabby and Carlos find a hot mom to adopt from. Bree gets too drunk in what appears to be a Nordstrom. Susan is in a love square? Oh, and Matt Applewhite is 19. Crazy times!
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This week on Desperate... Bree faces legal action from a surprising source. Susan finally goes under the knife. Tom struggles being Lynette’s subordinate. Gabby and Carlos run into an unexpected road block in their adoption process. Zach finally meets his grandfather.
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This week on Wisteria Lane...its Valentine's Day and only Susan, Edie, Dr. Ron, and Karl celebrate. Bree is busy drinking and babysitting. Lynette and Tom head to work. Gabby and Carlos get a visit from Gabby's mother. Oh, and Zach finds out who his daddy is! Plenty of love to go around. Buckle up!
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Note: We had technical issues for the first 10 minutes of this episode, but after that it's smooth sailing!
This week... Bree visits Caleb and Betty finally comes clean. Susan needs surgery and desperately tries to get health insurance with Karl’s help. Gabby and Carlos have their second experience with slave labor. Lynette helps Tom with his new boss’s frat-like hazing. Mike’s old boss finds out about his grandson and gives Mike an ultimatum. -
A battle begins between Betty and Bree and while Danielle is NOT a model she is officially the dumbest daughter on earth. Susan considers surgery from her lover/doctor. Tom and Lynette are about to work together again? Meanwhile, Carlos and Gabby gave us the feels with some talks about having a baby, only after Gabby brawls with a nun though. Per usual, buckle up!
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This week on Desperate Housewives...
Susan fakes an illness to flirt with a cute, young doctor. Lynette’s kids get chicken pox which leads to an unexpected stand off with Tom. Gabby’s past comes to haunt her. Bree gets arrested. -
Gabby kisses Tom. Lynette kisses Carlos. Andrew kisses Justin. Julie kisses Zach. Susan kisses Mike's ass. We chat about our confusion about where the season is heading and how everyone is sucking someones face. Buckle up!
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This week on Desperate Housewives...
Zach returns from Utah. Betty and Matthew hatch a plan to bring Caleb home. Lynette saves a marriage in an attempt to bring daycare to her work. Gabby takes her feud with Sister Mary to the next level. Susan attempts to connect with her birth father and receives a message from his wife. Bree brings Andrew home from camp and makes a shocking confession. -
We thought Dr. Goldfine was a goner, but found out he is not the first death of season 2. Meanwhile, Carlos found God, Susan found her father, and Lynette found a way to get back at Nina once and for all!
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After falling down the stairs last episode, Gabby suffers a miscarriage and gets a lesson on grief from an unlikely source.
Susan discovers her father isn’t who she thought he was.
Lynette worries her kids are vulnerable to strangers and devises a scheme to prove it to Tom.
Bree sees a new side to George when his possessiveness gets the best of him.
Caleb is found and arrested following his escape. -
ANOTHER MURDER OCCURS. Lynette and Tom find a unique couple to watch their kids. Susan rebounds from Mike with who other than Karl. Gabby tries to hide her pregnancy from her old model girlfriends. The Applewhites continue to try to hide their secret, but Matt ends up with a date with Danielle? Bree falls further into George's web of lies and he straight up kills her therapist.
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This week on Desperate... Bree and George take their relationship to the next level after some major red flags pop up, Gabby and David have a near death experience, Nina mercilessly bullies Lynette, and Susan's lies finally catch up to her.
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