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Lauren has strep throat (pray for our girl) so today we’re unlocking the inaugural episode of the Every Outfit Book Club, a deep dive into 2023’s greatest book Sofia Coppola Archive. Topics discussed include Sofia Coppola’s iconic canned wine, the Paris Vogue issue that she guest edited, Quentin Tarantino’s Star 80 poster, and more!
UPDATE: Jennifer Coolidge’s former residence was one of two houses that appeared in The Beguiled and is not the same plantation that was used for the “Sorry” video. Apologies to our queen!
Pertinent Links: Sofia’s Seventeen spread, MTV’s coverage of the X-girl guerrilla fashion show, Ciao LA + Hi-Octane, and The Chemical Brothers’ “Elektrobank” music video.
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It’s time for the funky tasting spunk episode y’all! 💦 That’s right, today we’re diving into “Easy Come, Easy Go”, the episode where Carrie cheats on Aidan, Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha grapples with Bobby Cannavale’s rancid ejaculate. Plus: the introduction of Bunny Macdougal and the most confusing “I couldn’t help but wonder” ever.
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On today’s episode, we discuss Max’s latest true crime tour de force Chimp Crazy, the shocking true story of a woman who gets her lip filler done by a straight man, featuring a scene-stealing performance by Alan Cumming! We also discuss Glenn Close’s high-camp performance in The Deliverance and answer listener questions about Lana Del Rey’s rumored boyfriend, Sneex, American Girl dolls, and more!
P.S. We recorded this episode before the release of Vogue’s fantastic new Lady Gaga cover. Paws up fuckettes, Dame Anna is back!
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On today’s episode, we discuss Chappell Roan’s recent TikTok video and Instagram post about the downsides of fame, Stacy London and Clinton Kelly’s new Amazon series Wear Whatever the F You Want, the death of the world’s most famous personal shopper Betty Halbreich, Zoë Kravitz’s new film Blink Twice, the quintessential ‘90s jailbait thriller The Crush, that time that Dennis Rodman married himself, and more!
Links: Judith Thurman’s New Yorker profile of Betty Halbreich, her memoir I’ll Drink to That, and the Celebrity Book Club episode about her memoir. And for the Oprah fans, here is the link to watch full episodes on YouTube, here is the Oprah Winfrey Show podcast, and here is the inspirational video that comforts Chelsea during times of turmoil.
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On today’s episode, we discuss the demise of SJP Collection, J.Lo and Ben Affleck’s divorce, Lady Gaga’s underwhelming duet with Bruno Mars, Joaquin Phoenix’s shock departure from Todd Haynes’ latest project, the trailer for Pedro Almodóvar’s new film The Room Next Door, the deaths of Los Angeles legends Peggy Moffitt and Gena Rowlands, the confusing Beetlejuice Beetlejuice x Rodarte collab, Supreme’s acquisition by Essilor Luxottica, and M. Night Shyamalan’s latest film Trap. Oh, and Chelsea’s wife bought a Cybertruck?! Listen at your own risk.
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Today we’re discussing Sex and the City’s most f**ked up episode: Models and Mortals, a journey into the twisted world of models, modelizers, and the sex crimes that happen along the way. Topics discussed include Candace Bushnell’s original Observer article from ‘95, Skipper’s excessive screen time, Samantha’s brief foray into amateur pornography, Carrie’s fur coat, Stanny’s star client, Charlotte’s Christy Turlington complex, and more!
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On today’s extra bitchy episode, we discuss our new national nightmare, a.k.a. the press tour for Blake Lively’s new film It Ends With Us, her spooky haircare line Blake Brown, and of course, her September Vogue cover shot by Baz Luhrmann.
We also chat about our recent excursion to Beverly Hills, Kamala’s charming VP pick, the forthcoming Gus Van Sant film about Peter Thiel vs. Gawker, the new teaser for Max’s 2025 programming, casting updates for Ryan Murphy and Kim Kardashia’s new legal drama, and the fabulous new Elizabeth Taylor documentary Elizabeth Taylor: The Lost Tapes.
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It’s a slow news week, so we’re answering questions that were submitted by listeners on our recent tour. We also discuss the bizarre opening ceremony for the Paris Olympics, featuring robot horses, Lady Gaga as Zizi Jeanmaire, an underwhelming fashion show, this creepy ass torchbearer, the extremely major Les Mis / Gojira performance, and of course, Celine Dion’s big comeback and her recent documentary I Am: Celine Dion.
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We’re back to discuss our new democratic nominee and her brat summer, the New York Times article about Lauren’s wedding, the Hollywood Reporter’s piece about the drama and tragedy behind the scenes at Euphoria, our conspiratorial thoughts about the funeral scene that was recently filmed for And Just Like That, the false rumors that Kim Cattrall will return for season three, the parallels between The Silence of the Lambs and Longlegs, the parallels between Scream 3 and Maxxine, and more!
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Our little girl is married! We’re back to discuss Lauren’s wedding, an absolutely momentous occasion that the bride barely remembers. Thankfully, Chelsea is here to fill in the blanks. We also discuss Donald Trump’s recent brush with death, this incredibly major photo of the aftermath, his new running mate J.D. Vance, Glenn Close’s iconic makeunder in Hillbilly Elegy, the RNC’s MVP “Babydog”, Stickermule’s cancellation, Vogue’s new political correspondent Jack Schlossberg, and Max’s Faye Dunaway documentary Faye. We also pay tribute to the icons that passed away last week: Shelley “Texas Twiggy” Duvall, our favorite Gaultier model Dr. Ruth, Shannon “Why are you pulling my dick?” Doherty, and fitness guru Richard Simmons, who’s fascinating history as a jewelry designer and salad bar entrepreneur was recently chronicled on Laura Helms’ essential Substack. Subscribe to read Part One, Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four.
Oh, and Lauren’s wedding is in The New York Times! It’s giving Natasha and Big. -
Big news this week! We finally released merch and John Corbett hates being an actor. We also discuss the Devil Wears Prada sequel, Glenn Close and Halle Berry’s maiden voyage into the Ryan Murphyverse, Julia Fox’s sexuality, Lena Dunham’s New Yorker interview, the Fabulous Four trailer, the extremely major Diane von Fürstenberg documentary, Becoming Karl Lagerfeld, Marc Jacobs’ fabulous new collection and his shocking pivot as a nail art influencer.
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Today we’re revisiting a high note of season two “The Chicken Dance,” a.k.a the one where Carrie has to make a speech at a virtual stranger's wedding. Topics discussed include whirlwind romances, unhinged ceramic frog tables, Samantha’s déjà fuck, the illustrious career of guest star Carrie Preston, Charlotte’s “slutty” bridesmaid dress, Donna Karen’s incredible late 90’s ad campaigns, a Chat GPT Sex and the City inspired wedding speech, and more!
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On today’s episode, we discuss the musical event of the year: The Girl, So Confusing Version with Lorde. We also get into Justin Timberlake’s DUI, the Practical Magic sequel, Lauren’s scandalous new skirt, Kathleen Hanna’s new memoir Rebel Girl, and Andrew McCarthy’s new documentary Brats, and the time that Reese Witherspoon drunkenly fell down the stairs at Sunset Tower.
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Today we’re revisiting the season five finale “I Love A Charade”, a.k.a. the episode where the ladies head to the Hamptons to celebrate the nuptials of Bobby Fine and Bitsy Von Muffling. Topics discussed include Samantha’s cantaloupe breakdown, the return of Berger, Miranda and Brady’s couples look, the perils of waxing, the pink suede elephant in the room, Carrie’s hair crisis, Stanny’s Cynthia Rowley china, and more!
The Every Outfit West Coast Tour wraps up next week! SoCal fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!
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Hello brats! We’re back to discuss the new Charli xcx album, Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan’s swift ascent, the possibility that Ariana Grande is a furry, the critically panned Amy Winehouse biopic, and John Galliano’s rumored exit from Margiela. Plus: Fiona Duncan joins us to discuss her new Interview article “Normcore: The Oral History No One Asked For.”
The Every Outfit West Coast Tour starts this weekend! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!
Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.
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On today’s episode, we discuss Chloë Sevigny and Kim Kardashian’s controversial “Actors on Actors” conversation, Lady Gaga’s Chromatica Ball concert film, and Virgine Viard’s shocking exit from Chanel. We also answer a bunch of hotline calls on topics ranging from Simone Rocha’s Crocs collab to SNL’s 2004 Sex and the City spoof starring Christina Aguilera to Fergie’s disastrous appearance at a 2017 fundraiser honoring Tom Ford.
Every Outfit West Coast Tour starts in a week! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!
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This week we’re recovering from Lauren’s semi-depraved Bachelorette weekend in Las Vegas, where we soaked up the local culture including the all-male strip revue Thunder From Down Under and Dita Von Teese’s Dita Las Vegas. We also get into Chelsea’s tabi-related foot deformity, this year’s Cannes winners, Bella Hadid’s keffiyeh dress and its ties to Sex and the City (also here is that Guardian article), Bella’s new Orebella fragrance line, Cynthia Nixon’s Variety interview, the upcoming Isabella Blow biopic, Kirsten Dunst’s performance as millennial Lee Miller in Civil War, Julia Fox’s reality competition show OMG Fashun, the scary teenagers in Under the Bridge, and more!
Every Outfit Down Under Tour! We'll be in Perth December 8th! Brisbane December 11th! Sydney December 12th! Melbourne December 14th! And Auckland December 15th! And West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!
Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.
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On this week’s jam-packed episode we discuss the latest season of And Just Like That, the insane New York Times article about Rosie O’Donnell and Michael Cohen’s friendship, Charli XCX’s latest music video, Chloe Sevigny’s Dilara Findikouglu Met Gala look, our outfits from our recent show in New York, Sofia Coppola for Augustinus Bader, Sofia’s daughter’s new bop, the demise of The Vampire’s Wife, Miranda July’s new book, our new favorite movie The Idea of You, Baby Reindeer trauma, the fabulous new season of Hacks, and more!
Every Outfit Down Under Tour! We'll be in Perth December 8th! Brisbane December 11th! Sydney December 12th! Melbourne December 14th! And Auckland December 15th! And West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!
Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.
Get warm weather ready with Quince! Go to Quince.com/outfit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. -
Today we’re discussing Sex and the City’s most perverted episode La Douleur Exquise, which begins in an S&M-themed restaurant and ends with Carrie and Mr. Big’s second breakup. It’s also the episode where Charlotte gets free designer shoes in exchange for PG foot fetish stuff (goals), Miranda dates a public sex fetishest played by Will Arnett, and Stanford reveals his secret internet sex life. Also discussed: Carrie’s iconic drunk dial, euphemisms involving hay, Samantha’s top energy, “le big mac” and more!
West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!
Today's episode is sponsored by Juvederm. For important safety information and to find a licensed specialist, visit Juvederm.com.
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The Met Gala was this week, have you heard? We’ve officially OD’d on florals, but we’re doing our best to process the staggering amount of outfits that we’ve seen. Topics discussed include Galliano domination, merkin erasure, Zendaya’s double whammy, Sean McGirr’s revenge dress, Isabelle Huppert majorness, a rundown of the various designer cliques, our picks for best and worst dressed, and more!
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See all the looks that we discuss ⬇
The Galliano Gals Zendaya’s first look, Zendaya’s second look, Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Gwendoline Christie, Natasha Poonawalla, Bad Bunny.
The McQueen Queens Lana Del Rey, Kendall Jenner
The Women of a Certain Age Isabelle Huppert, Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Michelle Yeoh, Demi Moore, Meg Ryan, Sofia Coppola, Sarah Jessica Parker, Anna Wintour. Also major: Michael Shannon and his chip bag.
The Loewe Crew Taylor Russell, Greta Lee, Dan Levy, Josh O’Connor, Ariana Grande
The Thom Browne Crew Cole Escola, Cynthia Erivo, Queen Latifah and Wife, Gigi Hadid, Amy Fine Collins
The Stella McCartney Crew Ed Sheeran, FKA Twigs, Cara Delevigne
The Willy Chavarria Crew Coleman Domingo, Leon Bridges, Morgan Spector
The Chloe Crew Sienna Miller, Greta Gerwig, Zoe Saldana, Emma Mackey
The Balmain Crew Elle Fanning, Olivier Rousting, Tyla
The Chanel Crew Michelle Williams, Riley Keough, Tessa Thompson, Gracie Abrams, Penelope Cruz
The Dior Crew Rosalia, Elizabeth Debecki, Alexandra Daddario, Willow Smith
The Prada Crew Jeff Goldblum, Brie Larson, Amanda Seyfried, Amanda Gorman, Troye Sivan, Sarah Paulson
Also: Tom Ford looking hot
Lauren’s Best Dressed
Greta Lee, Tyla, Kylie Jenner, Da’Vine Joy Randolph, Rachel Sennott, Jodie Turner-Smith. Honorable mention: Usher.
Chelsea’s Best Dressed
Taylor Russell, Cole Escola, Isabelle Huppert, Lana Del Rey, Zendaya’s second look. Honorable mention: Hamish Bowles, Amelia Grey, Erykah Badu.
Lauren’s Worst Dressed
Elsa Pataky and Chris Hemsworth, Rosalia, Awkwafina, Gabrielle Union
Chelsea’s Worst Dressed
Lizzo, Demi Moore, Mindy Kaling, Taraji P. Henson, Jessica Biel, Alexandra Daddario.
Least Dressed Emily Ratajkowski, Rita Ora - Show more
