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This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we're tackling two exciting new releases and diving back into a pivotal moment in the Star Wars saga!
New This Week:The Accountant 2
Directed by Gavin OâConnor
Starring Ben Affleck and Jon Bernthal
Christian Wolff returns! This time, the brilliant forensic accountant teams up with his estranged but deadly brother to take on a dangerous new threat. Together, they must track down mysterious assassins before itâs too late.Until Dawn
This Weekâs Classic:
Directed by David F. Sandberg
Starring Ella Rubin and Peter Stormare
A group of friends searching for a missing sister find themselves trapped in a terrifying time loop. Stalked by a masked killer in a desolate valley, they must relive the nightmare again and again until they find a way to survive the nightâor die trying.Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Directed by George Lucas
Starring Ewan McGregor and Natalie Portman
Three years into the Clone Wars, Anakin Skywalkerâs loyalty is tested like never before. As he grows closer to Chancellor Palpatine and further from the Jedi Order, darkness looms. In one of the sagaâs most pivotal chapters, friendships are shattered, and Darth Vader is born.Follow Us:
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This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we dive into a bloody fairy tale twist, some high-stakes espionage, and a terrifying date night from hellâplus a couple of drum beats and a vampire classic for good measure.
The Death of Snow WhiteDirected by Jason Brooks â Starring Sanae Loutsis
Warfare
This isnât the Disney version. Snow White is on the run from her wicked stepmother and finds herself aligned with a group of seven dwarves⌠who are less "Hi-Ho" and more "psycho." Expect gore, survival horror, and a dark twist on a childhood favorite.Directed by Alex Garland & Ray Mendoza â Starring Will Poulter, Charles Melton, Joseph Quinn
Count Me In
A gritty war drama where a Navy SEAL surveillance mission in Iraq goes horribly wrong. Packed with tension, chaos, and Garlandâs signature existential dread.Directed by Mark Lo â Featuring Stewart Copeland, Claire Ferguson, Chad Smith, Clem Burke
The Amateur
A celebration of rockâs heartbeatâthis documentary features some of musicâs most iconic drummers sharing what it means to keep time and create rhythm. Warning: you might be inspired to buy a drum kit afterward.Directed by James Hawes â Starring Rami Malek, Laurence Fishburne, Rachel Brosnahan
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After losing his wife in a terrorist attack, a CIA codebreaker goes rogue. Fueled by grief and intelligence, he sets out on a globe-spanning mission of revenge when the agency fails him.Directed by Christopher Landon â Starring Meghann Fahy, Brandon Sklenar
Sinners
What starts as a romantic evening for a widowed mom quickly devolves into psychological torment when a mysterious figure threatens her family unless she commits murder. Tense, intimate, and full of suspense.Directed by Ryan Coogler â Starring Michael B. Jordan, Hailee Steinfeld, Miles Caton, Delroy Lindo
Classic Review: Fright Night (1985)
Twin brothers return home hoping for peace, only to find that evil doesn't forget. A southern Gothic drama that mixes family trauma with spiritual reckoning and small-town menace.Directed by Tom Holland â Starring William Ragsdale, Chris Sarandon, Roddy McDowall
Teenage horror nerd Charley Brewster is convinced his new neighbor is a vampire. No one believes him, so he turns to a B-movie TV host for help. Campy, creepy, and a total â80s gem.Follow Us Online:
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Directed by Harold Ramis
Starring Al Franken, Vincent D'Onofrio, Laura San Giacomo
Stuart Smalley follows a 12-step program for his life and manages to get his job back and clear the mess in the family despite all the challenges. -
This week Sean and Jeff talked about the most evil or âdevilishâ movies in history in honor of I Hate Critics episode 666
Both Sean and Jeff offered their Top 5 Demon/Devil Movies and had Bob been able to join us, we would have stayed on theme with three Top 6 countdowns but it simply didnât make sense without him.
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Abby (1974)
An archaeologist (William Marshall) tries to rid a minister's (Terry Carter) wife (Carol Speed) of a spewing demon dug up in Nigeria.
The Devil and Father Amorth (2018)
In 1973 he brought us the film classic, The Exorcist. 45 years later, Academy Award-winning director William Friedkin brings us the real thing.
The Last Exorcism 2010
After years of gulling the faithful, cleric Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian) feels remorse and decides to expose his chicanery through filming a documentary. With a crew in tow, Marcus arrives at the Louisiana farm of devout Louis Sweetzer, who believes that his daughter, Nell, is possessed. When the usual stunts fail, he realizes that he is face-to-face with real evil and must summon true faith to protect Nell, the others and himself from demonic power.
The Witch (2015)
In 1630 New England, panic and despair envelops a farmer, his wife and their children when youngest son Samuel suddenly vanishes. The family blames Thomasin, the oldest daughter who was watching the boy at the time of his disappearance. With suspicion and paranoia mounting, twin siblings Mercy and Jonas suspect Thomasin of witchcraft, testing the clan's faith, loyalty and love to one another.
Hereditary (Number 1 for both Sean and Jeff)
When the matriarch of the Graham family passes away, her daughter and grandchildren begin to unravel cryptic and increasingly terrifying secrets about their ancestry, trying to outrun the sinister fate they have inherited.
Jeffâs Remaining List
Prince of Darkness 1987
Poking around in a church cellar, a priest (Donald Pleasence) finds an otherworldly vial filled with slime. Frightened, he brings his discovery to a circle of top scholars and scientists, who eventually learn that the strange liquid is the essence of Satan. The slime then begins to seep out, turning some of the academics into zombified killers. As the possessed battle the survivors, student Kelly (Susan Blanchard) is infected by a large quantity of the liquid and becomes Satan personified.
House of the Devil (2009)
Desperate to make some money so she can move into a new apartment, college student Samantha Hughes (Jocelin Donahue) takes a mysterious babysitting job. When she arrives at the house, Mr. Ulman (Tom Noonan) mentions a full lunar eclipse and explains there is no child, but that Samantha will be watching his mother instead. After exploring the sinister-seeming house, Samantha soon comes to realize that her employers are hiding a horrifying secret and have plans to use her, dead or alive.
Exorcist 3 (1990)
Police Lt. Kinderman (George C. Scott) notices similarities between his current murder investigation and the methods used by the Gemini killer (Brad Dourif) who was executed 15 years before. He soon discovers a hospitalized mental patient (Jason Miller) claiming to be the dead serial killer, but who looks uncannily like a priest Kinderman knew who died during an exorcism. As more bodies are found, Kinderman looks for connections between the two supposedly dead men.
Devil (2010)
Five strangers' day begins with an elevator ride in a Philadelphia office tower. But, what happens next is anything but ordinary. The elevator gets stuck, and the trapped passengers, who expected to be together just a few minutes, now face the revelation of their secrets and transgressions. Frightening events turn annoyance into terror, as they begin to realize that one of their number is Lucifer himself.
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Tommy Boy
Directed by Peter Segal
Starring Chris Farley and David Spade
After his beloved father (Brian Dennehy) dies, dimwitted Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley) inherits a near-bankrupt automobile parts factory in Sandusky, Ohio. His brand new stepmother, Beverly (Bo Derek), wants to cash out and close, but Tommy's sentimental attachment to his father's employees spurs him to make one last-ditch effort to find someone who will buy their products. With his father's tightly wound assistant, Richard (David Spade), in tow, Tommy hits the road to scare up some new clients. -
This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, Sean is riding high on a renewed wave of appreciation for one of his long-standing favorites â the Wachowskisâ Speed Racer. With a growing fanbase finally recognizing the brilliance of the 2008 cult classic, we dive into what makes it such an enduring visual spectacle.
New Releases:đŽ Minecraft: The Movie
Directed by Jared Hess
Starring Jack Black, Jason Momoa, Danielle Brooks
Four misfit kids are pulled into the pixelated Overworld, where they team up with the legendary Steve to navigate the blocky terrain and complete a quest that might be their only ticket back home.đž The Friend
Directed by Scott McGehee & David Siegel
Starring Naomi Watts, Bill Murray, and one giant Great Dane
Iris, a solitary New York writer, inherits a massive dog named Apollo that turns her life upside downâfurniture, apartment, and emotional stability all included. A gentle dramedy with big heart (and big paws).đŞ Hell of a Summer
Classic Segment: The Many Faces of Val Kilmer
Directed by Finn Wolfhard & Billy Bryk
Starring Finn Wolfhard, Billy Bryk, Fred Hechinger, and Abby Quinn
What starts as a classic summer camp comedy turns into a slasher homage full of laughs and bloodshed. Itâs a nostalgic, fun, and surprisingly sharp horror throwback with a Gen Z twist.This week, we pay tribute to the career of the great Val Kilmer.
đĽ Sean Recommends:
The Salton Sea
Spartan
Real Genius
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Batman Forever
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
đ˝ď¸ Also recommended: Val, the moving documentary chronicling Kilmerâs life and work, now streaming.
And then... there's our official âclassicâ review of Top Secret (1984), directed by the Zuckers and Jim Abrahams. Letâs just say, itâs a wild ride. Whether it lands or crashes and burns depends on your tolerance for absurdity.
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Candyman Farewell to the Flesh
Directed by Bill Condon
Starring Tony Todd
As her brother stands trial for the killing of an outspoken New Orleans professor, inner-city schoolteacher Annie Tarrant (Kelly Rowan) begins hearing rumors of the Candyman (Tony Todd), a murderous, knife-handed figure of urban legend. Skeptical of the Candyman's existence, Annie follows the procedure for summoning him and suddenly finds herself celebrating the most horrifying Mardi Gras of her life. Meanwhile, Annie's mother (Veronica Cartwright) harbors a dark family secret.
Party Girl
Directed by Daisy Von Scherler Meyer
Although Mary (Parker Posey) has little income, she still finds ways to spend her nights at clubs. After being arrested for throwing an illegal rave, she asks her aunt Judy (Sasha von Scherler) for bail money. Judy then finds Mary a job at her library so that Mary can repay her. Initially, Mary finds the job as a clerk boring and stifling, and prefers to get to know a street food vendor (Omar Townsend) whom she likes. However, Mary must refocus her life once she loses her job and apartment. -
This week, we dedicate our episode to the legendary Drew Struzan, the iconic artist behind some of the most memorable movie posters of all time. Struzan, whose work defined the visual identity of films like Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Back to the Future, can no longer create due to his battle with Alzheimerâs. Jeff and Sean take a moment to celebrate his legacy, discuss the documentary Drew: The Man Behind the Poster, and make the case for why real, human-created art needs to be protected.
New Movie Reviews: The Death of a UnicornđŚ Directed by Alex Scharfman
A Working Man
â Starring Paul Rudd, Jenna Ortega, Will Poulter, TĂŠa Leoni, and Richard E. Grant
A darkly comedic and twisted tale of corporate greed gone wrong when a father and daughter accidentally hit a unicorn with their carâonly to see its mystical properties exploited for sinister purposes.đ¨ Directed by David Ayer
The Woman in the Yard
đ Written by Sylvester Stallone & David Ayer
đ Starring Jason Statham, Michael PeĂąa, and David Harbour
A blue-collar action thriller about a former black ops soldier turned construction worker who is pulled back into a deadly world when he goes after human traffickers. Expect a gritty, hard-hitting ride.đť Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra
Classic Review: Drew: The Man Behind the Poster
đď¸ Written by Sam Stefanik
đ Starring Danielle Deadwyler
A chilling supernatural horror film about a grieving widow who is haunted by a spectral woman warning her that "today's the day." Is it a warning⌠or a threat?đ¨ Directed by Erik Sharkey
Bonus Discussion: The Economics of Tommy Boy
đĽ Featuring Drew Struzan, Guillermo Del Toro, George Lucas, and Frank Darabont
A must-watch documentary that explores the life and artistry of Drew Struzan, whose posters became as legendary as the movies they advertised.Sean makes an impassioned economic case for the 1995 comedy Tommy Boy. Why does it still matter? Read his full 1,500-word essay here, and stay tuned for the upcoming Tommy Boy retrospective on I Hate Critics 1995.
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This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review PodcastâŚ
Sean and Jeff have a little fun at the expense of fragile film bros who are convinced theyâve somehow âruinedâ Disneyâs Snow White â spoiler alert: they didnât.
Disneyâs Snow WhiteDirected by Marc Webb
Locked
Starring Rachel Zegler and Gal Gadot
Disney returns to its roots with a new live-action spin on the classic Snow White. But does this 2025 musical fantasy bring anything new to the table? Or are people too busy rage-posting to notice?Directed by David Yarovsky
No Other Land
Starring Bill SkarsgĂĽrd and Anthony Hopkins
A would-be car thief becomes the target of a twisted vigilante in this claustrophobic thriller. With Hopkins at the wheel (literally), this ride is anything but smooth.Directed by Basel Adra, Hamdan Ballal, Yuval Abraham, and Rachel Szor
Classic Review: Demons (1985)
A powerful and haunting documentary from a Palestinian-Israeli filmmaking collective. No Other Land chronicles the destruction of Masafer Yatta and the unlikely alliance between activist Basel Adra and Israeli journalist Yuval Abraham.Directed by Lamberto Bava, written by Dario Argento
A cursed movie screening, metal music, and full-on demonic mayhem. Demons is an '80s horror gem that doesnât hold back and doesnât make sense â in the best way possible.Follow Us Everywhere:
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1995 Academy Awards Hosted by David Letterman
Best Actor Tom Hanks, Best Actress Jessica Lange, Best Picture Forrest Gump.
Muriel's Wedding
Directed by P.J Hogan
Starring Toni Collette, Rachel Griffiths
Released March 14th, 1995
Socially awkward Muriel Heslop (Toni Collette) wants nothing more than to get married. Unfortunately, due to her oppressive politician father (Bill Hunter), Muriel has never even been on a date. Ostracized by her more socially adept friends, Muriel runs into fellow outcast Rhonda Epinstalk (Rachel Griffiths), and the two move from their small Australian town to the big city of Sydney, where Muriel changes her name and begins the arduous task of redesigning her life to match her fantasies. -
This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we break down the newest trailer for Thunderboltsâdoes it live up to the hype? Plus, we discuss Anthony Mackieâs comments on raising his son to be "masculine" and what that means in todayâs world.
On the movie review front, weâve got a mix of action, intrigue, and cultish weirdness with this weekâs new releases:
Black BagDirected by Steven Soderbergh
Novocaine
Starring Daniel Fassbender, Cate Blanchett
When intelligence agent George Woodhouseâs wife is suspected of betraying the nation, he faces an impossible choice: loyalty to his marriage or his country. A tense espionage thriller from the legendary Soderbergh.Directed by Dan Berk and Robert Olson
Opus
Starring Jack Quaid, Amber Midthunder, Ray Nicholson
A man who canât feel pain turns his condition into a weapon when he fights to rescue his kidnapped love interest. High-energy, bone-crunching action with a dark sense of humor.Directed by Mark Anthony Green
Classic Feature: Party Girl (1995)
Starring Ayo Edebiri, John Malkovich, Amber Midthunder, Juliette Lewis
A young writer visits the secluded estate of a pop star who vanished 30 years ago. What begins as a dream assignment spirals into a psychological game of manipulation and obsession.Directed by Daisy von Scherler Mayer
Starring Parker Posey
We revisit this indie cult favorite about a rebellious party girl who reluctantly takes a job at a library to pay off bail money. Parker Posey shines in a quirky coming-of-age dramedy full of â90s attitude.Follow Us:
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In this episode of the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we dive into four films spanning sci-fi, drama, thriller, and classic cinema.
Mickey 17Directed by Bong Joon Ho
Rule Breakers
Starring Robert Pattinson, Naomie Ackie, Mark Ruffalo, Toni Collette
A disposable employee joins a human expedition to colonize the ice world Niflheim. Each time one iteration dies, a new body is regenerated with most of his memories intact. We discuss whether Bong Joon Ho's latest venture is another sci-fi masterpiece or a chilling misfire.Directed by Bill Guttentag
The Rule of Jenny Pen
Starring Nikohl Boosheri, Ali Fazal, Phoebe Waller-Bridge
In a society where educating girls is considered an act of rebellion, one woman dares to teach, igniting a movement despite dangerous opposition. We break down how this story of courage and resistance lands on the big screen.Directed by James Ashcroft
Classic Review: Rear Window
Starring Geoffrey Rush, John Lithgow
A judge recovering from a stroke at an assisted living facility encounters a psychopathic patient who uses a hand puppet to torment fellow residents. We analyze this psychological thriller and its haunting performances.Directed by Alfred Hitchcock
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Hitchcockâs timeless classic follows a recuperating news photographer who suspects a murder while confined to his apartment. We revisit the filmâs suspense, direction, and lasting legacy.Website: I Hate Critics
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Welcome back to Everyone is a Critic! This week, we dive into the biggest night in Hollywoodâthe Oscars! From surprise wins to predictable victories, snubs, and memorable moments, we break down everything that happened at the Academy Awards. Did the right movies take home the gold? Were there any shocking upsets? Weâve got opinions, and weâre not holding back!
For our classic movie review, we take a look at The Apartment (1960), directed by Billy Wilder and starring Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine, and Fred MacMurray. This Best Picture-winning romantic dramedy remains one of the sharpest and most heartfelt films of its time. We discuss its impact, performances, and why it still resonates over 60 years later.
Join us for a fun and insightful discussion on the Oscars and a timeless classic!
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Billy Madison
February 10th, 1995
Directed by Tamra Davis
Starring Adam Sandler
Man-child Billy Madison has been a spoiled rich kid all his life, and spends his days drinking and partying. When his father, hotel magnate Brian, becomes fed up with his son's irresponsible ways, he issues an ultimatum. Since Billy passed all his schooling thanks to his father's influence and bribes, he must retake and pass every grade in 24 weeks. Otherwise, the business will be turned over to Brian's conniving associate, Eric. -
Heavyweights
Released February 17th, 1995
Starring Ben Stiller
Gerry (Aaron Schwartz) is not looking forward to his summer vacation, since he'll be spending it at a camp for overweight boys in order to shed pounds. Fortunately, a kindly couple, the Bushkins (Jerry Stiller, Anne Meara), run the camp and make the process fun and relaxed. However, they're soon forced to declare bankruptcy and sell the camp to Tony Perkis (Ben Stiller), a fitness fanatic who turns the camp into a living nightmare of over-the-top training. But the kids plan to fight back. -
Welcome back to the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast! In this episode, we take a deep dive into the creepy world of horror films featuring murderous, malevolent creaturesâbe they possessed toys or a rampaging primate.
The Monkey (2025)Osgood Perkins takes on Stephen Kingâs short story in this chilling new horror film starring Theo James in a dual role as twin brothers haunted by a cursed toy monkey. Every time the monkey is wound up, gruesome deaths follow. With a stellar supporting cast that includes Tatiana Maslany, Adam Scott, and Elijah Wood, The Monkey brings a mix of supernatural horror and psychological tension. We break down how this adaptation stacks up against other Stephen King films and whether it delivers on its eerie premise.
Demonic Toys (1992)Before The Monkey, the killer toy subgenre was already alive and well with Demonic Toys, a campy horror flick from Full Moon Features. The film follows a police officer trapped in a warehouse with sinister, possessed toysâincluding the horrifying Baby Oopsie Daisy and the deadly Grizzly Teddy. How does this low-budget horror flick hold up over 30 years later? We revisit the fun, the frights, and the absurdity.
Shakma (1990)Whatâs more terrifying than a haunted toy? How about an out-of-control, enraged baboon? Shakma is a lesser-known cult classic in which medical students are hunted by a rabid primate inside a research facility. Itâs a wild, chaotic, and absolutely bizarre horror-thriller. We discuss whether Shakma is a hidden gem or just another cheesy â90s horror flick.
Join us as we dissect these horror films, share our thoughts on killer monkeys and possessed toys, and, of course, rant about the state of modern horror.
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đŻ The Gorge (2025) Directed by Scott Derrickson | Starring Anya Taylor-Joy & Miles Teller Scott Derrickson returns with another genre-bending spectacle in The Gorge, a sci-fi horror action thriller. The film follows two elite snipers (Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy) stationed on opposite sides of a mysterious gorge, which may be a portal to hell. As supernatural threats emerge, they must unite to stop the growing darkness. With stunning cinematography from Dan Laustsen and a haunting score by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, The Gorge delivers tension, action, and a unique blend of horror and romance.
đ Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy (2025) Directed by Michael Morris | Starring RenĂŠe Zellweger, Chiwetel Ejiofor & Hugh Grant Bridget Jones is back! In the fourth installment of the beloved rom-com series, RenĂŠe Zellweger reprises her role as the charmingly chaotic Bridget, now a widowed single mother navigating love, work, and modern dating. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and heartfelt moments, this film introduces fresh faces while reuniting us with old favorites. Will Bridget find love again? Tune in for our thoughts!
𦸠Captain America: Brave New World (2025) Directed by Julius Onah | Starring Anthony Mackie & Harrison Ford The Marvel Cinematic Universe expands with Captain America: Brave New World, as Anthony Mackie fully steps into the shield-wielding role of Sam Wilson. This politically charged installment follows Wilson's journey as the new Captain America while navigating global conflicts, secret government agendas, and the emergence of Adamantium. With Harrison Ford joining as President Thaddeus Ross, the stakes have never been higher in this action-packed superhero adventure.
đŹ Classic Rewind: Three Days of the Condor (1975) Directed by Sydney Pollack | Starring Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway & Max von Sydow A timeless political thriller, Three Days of the Condor follows Robert Redford as a CIA analyst who uncovers a deadly conspiracy. As he fights to survive against powerful forces within his own agency, the film's gripping tension, sharp writing, and stellar performances make it a must-watch classic.
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"Love Hurts"
Valentineâs Day is almost here, and what better way to celebrate than with a mix of romance, horror, and comedy? This week, we dive into four very different films, from deadly hitmen to twisted love stories and classic holiday horror.
Love Hurts (2024)Directed by: Joseph Eusebio
Starring: Ke Huy Quan, Ariana DeBoseMarvin, a Milwaukee realtor, receives a cryptic crimson envelope from Rose, a former partner-in-crime he left for dead. Suddenly, his open houses become battlegrounds as heâs pursued by ruthless hitmen, his own volatile crime-lord brother, and the ghosts of his past choices.
Heart Eyes (2024)Directed by: Josh Rubin
Starring: Mason Gooding, Julia HoltEvery Valentineâs Day, a masked killer with glowing red eyes returns to terrorize unsuspecting couples. This new holiday slasher promises a blood-soaked take on romance.
Kinda Pregnant (2024)Directed by: Tyler Spindel
Starring: Amy SchumerWhen Lainyâs dreams of starting a family fall apart, she fakes a pregnancy⌠only to unexpectedly fall for her dream guy. A comedy packed with awkward encounters and heartwarming moments.
Valentine (2001)Directed by: Jamie Blanks
Starring: Denise Richards, David BoreanazA horror throwback just in time for the season of love! This early 2000s slasher follows a group of women who receive menacing Valentineâs cards, leading to a terrifying realizationâsomeone from their past is out for revenge.
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New Releases: Companion
Director: Drew Hancock
Starring: Sophie Thatcher, Jack Quaid
Release Date: Friday, January 31st, 2025
"Companion" is a 2025 American science fiction thriller directed by Drew Hancock, featuring Sophie Thatcher as Iris and Jack Quaid as Josh. The film follows a weekend getaway to a lakeside estate that spirals into chaos after the sudden death of a billionaire. What begins as a tragedy soon unravels into a tense exploration of control, entitlement, and the blurred lines between humanity and artificial intelligence.
Critics have lauded the film's suspenseful narrative and dark humor, with some comparing it to "The Stepford Wives" for its modern take on artificial companions and the ethical dilemmas surrounding advanced technology.
Youâre Cordially InvitedDirector: Nicholas Stoller
Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Will Ferrell
Release Date: January 30th, 2025 (Amazon Prime)
This 2025 romantic comedy brings together Reese Witherspoon and Will Ferrell for a hilariously chaotic clash of weddings. When Jim (Ferrell), a widowed father, and Margot (Witherspoon), a reality TV producer, realize that both their weddings are double-booked at the same venue, chaos ensues. The unexpected mix-up forces the two families to navigate their differences, leading to comedic confrontations and surprising emotional moments.
"You're Cordially Invited" blends classic rom-com elements with sharp humor, making for an entertaining and lighthearted watch.
Classic Revisit: A.I. Artificial IntelligenceDirector: Steven Spielberg
Release Year: 2001
Originally developed by Stanley Kubrick and later directed by Steven Spielberg, "A.I. Artificial Intelligence" is a sci-fi film that explores deep philosophical questions about identity, love, and the meaning of consciousness. Based on the 1969 short story "Supertoys Last All Summer Long" by Brian Aldiss, the movie tells the story of David (Haley Joel Osment), a child-like android programmed to love. When his human family abandons him, David embarks on a journey to become "real" in hopes of reuniting with his mother. Along the way, he encounters Gigolo Joe (Jude Law), a pleasure-seeking android, and a series of adventures that question what it means to be human.
Upon its release, "A.I." received mixed reviews, with some praising its emotional depth and visual effects, while others criticized its tonal shifts between Kubrickâs darker vision and Spielbergâs sentimental style. Over time, the film has been re-evaluated and is now considered one of Spielbergâs most thought-provoking works.
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Miami Rhapsody (1995) is a romantic comedy directed and written by David Frankel. The film stars Sarah Jessica Parker as Gwyn Marcus, a woman who is newly engaged but begins to question the idea of marriage when she learns about the various infidelities in her family.
Plot Summary:
Gwyn Marcus, a successful advertising executive in Miami, has just gotten engaged to her boyfriend, Matt (Gil Bellows). However, as she starts to observe the crumbling marriages and affairs of her parents (Mia Farrow and Paul Mazursky), her brother (Kevin Pollak), and her sister-in-law (Carla Gugino), she starts doubting whether lifelong commitment is really the right choice for her.
She finds herself drawn to Antonio Banderasâ character, a charming and passionate man who complicates her emotions even further. As she navigates the romantic turmoil around her, she must ultimately decide what love and marriage mean to her.
Cast:
⢠Sarah Jessica Parker as Gwyn Marcus
⢠Antonio Banderas as Antonio
⢠Mia Farrow as Nina Marcus
⢠Paul Mazursky as Vic Marcus
⢠Kevin Pollak as Jordan Marcus
⢠Carla Gugino as Leslie Marcus
⢠Gil Bellows as Matt - Se mer
