Episodes
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Despite LAFC's less than stellar performance throughout most of the game, they manage to steal a point from the team at the top of the table. We asked for lineup changes! We fucked around and found out, and in some cases what we found out was pretty good (Chanot), in some cases it didn't go so well (Bogusz, Segura), and in some cases, Aaron long slid his leg right into a goal post to save a goal and ruin his season only to have his replacement score an own goal before Long is even able to leave the pitch. Meanwhile, is Bouanga.... BACK!??? It's possible Bouanga is back. Bouanga might be back. But in the end, maybe all that really matters is that we tread water long enough to make it to the summer transfer window. As boring as that is. Leave it to Geoff Tock, Heel Of The Foot, to come up with a take this boring.
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No, you're not dying. You just smoked too much before the 4/20 game this Saturday. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know about this weeks very high match up against MLS leaders Red Bull New York. Then we're joined by Keaton Cashier of the 42 Originals LAFC Supporter Group who talks about what a cannabis supporter group actually does and why it matters to the game. And of course, we talk about how a man on the Red Bulls abandoned his wife and kids to play in New Jersey! That's truly insane! We spend a lot of time talking about that! But we should have talked about it more because it's truly wild!!! 4/20 BLAZE IT.
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PRO Giveth and PRO Taketh Away. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down a frustrating tie on the road that was needed, but still felt like a loss. We talk Palencia trying to fight Max, Bouanga's desperate need for anti-depressants, and even Crépeau getting a red to save us again. There are glimmers of hope with this squad, but is it time to change up our line up? We don't know, we are two dumb guys and one smart guy who is forced to listen to dumb guys.
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MLS Player vs Pokemon is back! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know before watching our Portland match up. And don't worry, this episode has everything: Maxime Crepeau, a butt goal, and even three white people talking about J. Cole! That's what you all signed up for right!
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There is no joy in El Tráfico. Only relief. And boy was that true tonight. Darren, Vince, and Travis break down a must-win match up at home against a soaring Galaxy team, and this game had everything: great defense from our backline, a rock hard goal from Timmy, and Bouanga doing the least Bouanga thing we've ever seen. It wasn't the prettiest game, but a wins and win. LA IS BLACK AND GOLD!
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The drums are drumming. The tweets are tweeting. The coolers are crumbling. It's time for El Tráfico. Not only do we play the dumbest game in the history of this podcast, but Travis defends his Twitter meltdown, Vince explains why Carson is so good this year, and Darren gets a new nickname. It's the first El Tráfico where LAFC is the underdog, and don't worry-- we are just as stressed out as normal! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Well that one just absolutely sucked. Travis picked the perfect time to get knocked out with a concussion then jump on a plane to Hawaii. Darren did his own version of that after this postgame pod by taking his 6 year old son to Ikea for 4 hours, BUT FIRST! Darren and Vince detail the construction and subsequent destruction of LAFC's house of cards in Colorado, which started with cautious optimism from an Atuesta goal, looked like it still had some promise after a David Martinez goal, and then completely fell apart 2 minutes later with David Martinez's second yellow of the match. The Rapids weren't the Rapids we're used to, and there's no LAFC we can get used to at all in 2024 just yet. Hopefully a good LAFC shows up in next week's El Tráfico.
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RED ALERT! TOM BOGERT IS ON THE POD TO TALK ABOUT OUR NEW FRENCH SIGNINGS! RED ALERT! Travis, Darren, and Vince break down everything you need to know about our new French boys, discuss just how back with think the team is, and Travis bonks his head really hard and goes into concussion protocol. Folks... it's a WEIRD ONE!
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LAFC has their biggest win of the season in a must-win game against Nashville and Darren, Travis, and Vince are here to break it all down. Olly breaks free, Olivera breaks loose, and Bouanga breaks hearts. This episode has everything: Geoff Tock spouting Olly conspiracy theories, a shirtless man rambles in his car, and we actually have fun talking about the team. I NEVER DOUBTED LAFC!!!!
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Abs, Hair, and Jaw Line, Oh My! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know about this week's must win match up against Nashville SC and the rumors swirling about LAFC potentially signing French superstar Olivier Giroud. Then we're joined by women's soccer expert and TikToker @CaseysOnTheCase to breakdown all the NWSL and ACFC storylines coming into the new season. And good news, Vince La Rosa explains exactly how to solve LAFC's struggles and it turns out we will win every single game from now on! It honestly was a huge relief!
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Team bad. Game bad. Show good. Darren, Travis and Vince break down the demoralizing 2-0 loss and struggle to find upsides in the first month of the season. We ask the tough questions like: is it time to give Vela an ultimatum, can Atuesta and Illie play together, and is JT alone in this world? Plus, Hell of the Foot Geoff Tock shows up and acts happy, which was infuriating. At least we only have Nashville and Galaxy coming up! Oh, goodie!!!!!
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It's four weeks into the season, and you know what that means: time to make rash and regrettable generalizations about the quality of our team! Vince walks us through Minnesota's weird season so far, Travis asks if we should worry about Christian Olivera, and Darren's twin children make their podcast debut in a game about the Twin Cities. Plus, we get to the bottom of what really happened to Kate Middleton (she's dead!).
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This game had everything: no goals, terrible passing, and a scab ref randomly ending the game on a goal scoring opportunity. It was pure, uncut MLS and we hated every minute! Darren, Vince, and Travis break down everything you need to know, from Bouanga's frustrating start to the season, to Martinez's flash of brillaince, to Kiké's struggles, we cover it all. Plus Travis is drunk and a few callers shut his drunk ass down. MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER!
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We finally shoveled the snow off the pitch and we're ready to play some real football. Travis (he's back!) breaks down all the storylines leading up to the Saturday's match, Vince breaks down the tactics, and Darren breaks down in tears after Vince and Travis shove him into a locker. Plus we talk Vela rumors, how we tried to bribe Tom Bogert for scoops, and Travis adds a certain Frenchman to his goal scorer draft. See you at BMO baby!
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A truly insane day for LAFC started with a wind damage delay for two hours, then a lightning delay after 4 minutes of play, and then a full match in a snowstorm that essentially made it nearly impossible to run, pass, shoot, defend, etc. etc. etc.. Darren and Vince waste no time trying to make sense of a senseless schoolyard snow day pickup match and instead thank the Soccer Gods no one got injured and let this loss roll off their shoulders. Heel Of The Foot Geof Tock joins the show after drinking for so long due to the delayed start that he brought his most optimistic take of all time and predicted an LAFC cup win this year!!?? Vince also decides to casually mention more than halfway through the show that he happened to be joined by the former LAFC equipment manager while watching this match - the one match in LAFC history we would all most want to watch with a former LAFC equipment manager. Ultimately, we brought the chaos in the postgame show, but could never bring as much chaos as the match itself.
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Darren and Vince preview LAFC's first Brunch Match against Real Salt Lake on Saturday. With Bogusz and Tillman both scoring last week, will we keep relying on Bouanga for goals, or will others keep stepping up too? Is Chicho the most missed player in LAFC history? Does he ever mention us or like talk about us or like ask how we're doing or anything? Like why won't he text me back? AND in a special segment, in case you missed what we put out as a standalone clip this week, guest host Adam Conover (Factually!, Adam Ruins Everything) interviews Peter Manachowski, the president of the Professional Soccer Referee Association, about workers' conditions, benefits, and the importance of fans' support for the refs looking for fair wages and working conditions. And Travis pops in to say hi! Hi Travis!
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LAFC wasted no time showing us what they're capable of this season, and shit did it feel good to have a win to celebrate again. No shortage of happy foots from Darren, Vince, callers, and the live chat on our first after party of the season: Atuesta looking like he never left, Lloris looking YOUNG AND SPRY, Bogusz and Tillman dailing in a pair of bangers, SEGURA GETTING MINUTES??? The list goes on. And yes, of course we talk about Ilie's corn rows. And what seems like some kind of massive hair bleach spill in the team locker room. Oh, and the scab refs! You're not gonna believe this, but... they suck! A lot!
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Darren and Vince preview the LAFC's first MLS game of 2024 against the Seattle Sounders, and Darren's first birria of 2024 against his stomach. They discuss LAFC's drastically different lineup, Seattle's drastically similar lineup, and boldly jinx LAFC's perfect record in home openers. They also answer @AKaiAndHisDogs' Twitter question and draft ANOTHER fantasy LAFC squad - this time the best players for the best hangs in LA. They also take a QUICK DIP into some kit talk BUT DON'T WORRY, NOT TOO MUCH KIT TALK!!!
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Vince breaks down the storylines headed into the season. Are you still mad? What about the new players? What about the old players? Is Vela done? If Vela's done, how will we honor the legend? And what about all the other teams? Plus, Vince and Darren draft new LAFC goal scoring fantasy squads for the season, and make season-long predictions. WE'RE ALMOST THERE, PEOPLE. START THE COUNTDOWN.
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DINCE (Darren and Vince) check in with the live chat and answer burning questions from there and... okay, I'm gonna try it... [slow, deep breath].... on X, as well.... [slow, deep sigh]. This was the official single match of the HaFoSaFo 2024 Preseason and itwas a fun one. Are they gonna sign Carlos Vela or what? Did they finally find their proper 9? Do they really need one? What are we gonna get from the vets this year? WTF is this blue card shit? And most importantly by a goddamn long shot, what do we think about the new kits? THE ANSWER WILL NOT SURPRISE YOU. Okay, #GetReadyWithUs for ANOTHER SEASON, LFG!!!
00:00 Introduction and Season Kickoff
04:20 Analyzing the Offseason and Player Transfers
06:17 Speculating on Future Signings
07:57 Discussing Carlos Vela's Potential Return
22:12 Debate on New Blue Cards in Soccer
24:03 Exploring Roster Compliance and DP Slots
27:25 Discussing Player Departures and New Signings
35:04 Fan Expectations and Team Strategy
49:18 Kit Design and Fan Reactions
55:44 Season Preview and Expectations
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