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In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive headfirst into the chaos of "sexophrenia," as Rich gives us a peek into his too-sexy wild imagination. Nicole’s husband swings by to drop some linguistic wisdom, introducing everyone to the word trollop (you’re welcome).
The duo then gets serious-ish, chatting about the importance of mental health while airing their parental worries about their boys individually. Rich shares how his kids pulled off a holiday prank masterclass on him, leaving him both proud and confused. They also take bets on which family members or friends will roll in late or stir up drama at holiday parties. And to top it all off, Nicole hits Keegan’s basketball game and accidentally turns one of the players into a walking meme by nicknaming him Gumby!
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
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Nicole is shaking things up again this Wednesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-host Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that’s exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into some lighthearted topics, including the Vanderpump recast, comparisons to pro wrestling, Sam marching in a parade, Drake's lawsuit, Nicole's husband's Mid-Life Crisis, and more! Tune in for a perfect dose of satisfying conversation!
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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In today's episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by the incomparable and hilarious Alyce Chan (MOMCOMNYC) as they tackle some of parenting's toughest questions: Who’s your favorite kid? Where do you draw the line on conversation topics with other parents? And should you really invest in Bitcoin for your kid’s college fund?
In last week's TV Dad Face-Off, Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) took down Peter Griffin (Family Guy). This week, Johnny Rose (Schitt’s Creek) goes head-to-head with Jack Pearson (This Is Us), with Alyce introducing a new twist to the debate—do we judge TV dads on their parenting skills, or whether we’d want to sleep with them?
Finally, the trio answers a listener’s burning question: Should parents tell their kids Santa isn’t real, or leave it for someone else to spill the beans?
Catch more of Alyce’s comedy at momcom.co and on Instagram @momcomnyc.
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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Nicole, Rich, and producer Jess had an epiphany realizing that they would starve if their partners weren't in their lives. Rich is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s latest holiday romantic comedy and Nicole couldn't care less. Today's "What We Hate” got pretty serious, Nicole was upset and Rich advised on some tough love parenting. Rich was livid to witness his daughter becoming a little too sassy with her baby brother. How do you deal with your kids struggling with perfectionism, listeners we want to know. A little girl in a viral reel taught us to own what we are trying to say, even if it is bad words.
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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Nicole and Rich are back, diving into conversations about skincare and those pesky wrinkles we all dread. They’re on a mission: who’s Gwen Stefani’s doctor? Who’s Lindsay Lohan’s go-to? They need names! As they chat, they reminisce about life before technology—back before you always knew who was calling and before being able to choose your exact seat at the movie theater.
This week on TV Dad Face-Off, it’s Peter Griffin versus Homer Simpson. Who’s the ultimate dad?
With the holidays just around the corner, they reflect on adult friendships: where do you draw the line on exchanging gifts? And who makes the guest list for your holiday parties?
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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Nicole and Rich wrap up your week, exhausted by Elf on the Shelf and the added challenge of keeping the Santa myth alive. Their advice for parents participating in Elf on the Shelf? Use your worst penmanship to keep the magic going!
Do the holidays bring out the most awkward conversations with your kids? Nicole experienced it firsthand during last weekend’s road trip with her children. Their curious questions included: What do clouds taste like? What’s cremation? and Can you smile at someone and say they have an ugly face without being mean?
Meanwhile, Rich and producer Jess share their love for Home Depot, but Nicole is still frustrated that they didn’t help Matt secure their Christmas tree on top of their car.
And you won't want to miss Today’s Top That featuring donut eating, football watching, and freezing in pajamas—because what’s the holiday season without a little chaos?
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Nicole and Rich are back, sharing their Thanksgiving adventures, from Broadway’s Wicked to a rogue Christmas tree that nearly made a break for it. Plus, Emmy (aka Rich’s daughter) might be ready for her first ear piercing—cue the sentimental dad moment! Our TV Dad Face Off returns with Frank Costanza (Seinfeld) taking on Al Bundy (Married... with Children) in a battle of the ultimate sitcom dads. Who will win? You’ll have to listen to find out.
And of course, Nicole and Rich tackle your burning questions:
💥 What to do when someone’s kid is losing it at an event—and the parents just watch?
🎁 Is it cool to only get gifts for the kids at those massive family Christmas gatherings?Ready for some relatable chaos and holiday hilarity? Hit play now and dive in!
(Psst... don’t forget to subscribe so you never miss an episode!)
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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Nicole and Rich are feeling extra thankful today—for you and your incredible support! 🦃 In this festive episode, they dive into a fun-filled feast of stories: the infamous Blizzard of '93, family drama, a 7-Eleven Thanksgiving dinner, and the hilarious consequences of being a little too high at the family table.
Rich reveals his mouthwatering Thanksgiving Bombs recipe (think: Pillsbury rolls stuffed with turkey, stuffing, green beans, and more!) while Nicole spices things up with a hilarious Top That involving Matt and Keegan’s teacher—because hey, it’s Thursday, and there’s always something to top!
Before dessert, don’t forget to help your family steer clear of political chatter. Instead, get them hooked on your favorite podcast, Have Kids They Said…🍂✨
🎧 Hit subscribe, share the laughs, and let’s make this holiday season unforgettable!
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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This week, Rich’s baby Ben adorably tries to host the podcast while the kids are home from school. Nicole recaps her favorite Dave Matthews concert moments, while Rich shares his love for Billy Joel. The duo chat safety tips for frying all the bird this Turkey Day and gushes over Wicked’s opening weekend, Waffle House, and southern gal charm. In this week’s TV Dad Face-Off, it’s Carl Winslow (Family Matters) vs. Hal Wilkerson (Malcolm in the Middle). It’s time to cast your votes, Village B*tches. Plus, they answer listener questions about a tablet-obsessed sister and a friend’s over-texting mom.
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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Nicole and Rich are here to wrap up your week with one of their most entertaining and off-the-wall episodes yet! A late-night recording session sets the stage for some hilarious highlights, including Rich's most outrageous strip club story to date, the unforgettable "Stink of 1858," and a laugh-out-loud moment featuring Nicole’s son, Keegan, and his iconic Al Bundy pose, hand in pants, while learning in class.
While Halloween is behind us and Thanksgiving is fast approaching, Rich shares the sweet details of his wife Sarah’s big win at their neighborhood Trunk or Treat event. Plus, Matt and Sarah drop in for a guest appearance, bringing all the family vibes to the episode. Whether you're a longtime listener or new to the show, you’re part of the Village—B*tches, you are. Don’t miss out on the fun!
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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Rich just returned from Miami after six days away from his family, and we get to share the heartwarming moment his kids welcome him back. Fun fact: Rich managed to sleep on the flight home—something he’s never done before! While Rich raves about Miami and could imagine living there, Nicole isn’t a fan of the heat.
They dive into vacation dynamics, including the common pressure for "sexy time" when traveling without kids. In round three of the TV Dad Face-Off, it’s Uncle Phil (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) vs. Dan Conner (Roseanne)—who will win?
Listener questions bring up hot topics like getting your partner to step up with parenting duties and whether it’s tacky to charge another parent when their child breaks something in your home.
Tune in for laughs, relatable moments, and lively debates!
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
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Nicole and Rich are back to close out your week with the “Fyre Festival” of Fay Balls. Rich recounts his night out with his wife, Sarah, dressed to the nines—complete with elf ears. He also shared a list of overused phrases that he feels should be retired, leaving Nicole feeling personally attacked. She’s not quite ready to let go of favorites like “so that happened,” “I did a thing,” and “all of the feels.” Nicole then shared the wild story of her girlfriend’s airport run-in with security drug dogs, traveling with her husband and kids, and the loss of beef jerky in the process.
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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Nicole is shaking things up this Wednesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside cohost Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that’s exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into some lighthearted topics, including the world's worst statue, Halloween plans, the iconic Costco Guys, and a little Tonight Show chatter. Tune in for a perfect dose of satisfying conversation!
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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This week, Rich and Nicole are back and share a wild mix of stories, including a father who ended up walking no one down the aisle, forgetting his daughter at the altar, and Jeff Lewis insisting that Rich and Covino are secretly in love. Nicole also drops the surprising news that she's only had Taco Bell once! In this week’s TV Dad Face-Off, Danny Tanner from Full House takes on Phil Dunphy from Modern Family, leaving Nicole and Rich stumped and desperately seeking more votes from the Village B*tches. Finally, the duo tackles your burning questions, like what they’d do if they found inappropriate content on their teenager’s phone, plus much more!
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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Nicole and Rich wrap up your week with the best "Top That" stories, guaranteed to make you laugh heartily at relatable moments, such as nude encounters in the locker room or sitting too close to a person you know farting in public. Nicole reminded us to advocate for ourselves; if the masseuse is cooking you because your massage bed is too hot, say something. If your name is Lyndsey and not Ryndey, say something. Rich went swimming for compliments and came out dry, but at least he was able to reminisce on his favorite childhood movies.
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
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Rich and Nicole are back this week and welcome guest Brittany Leigh Ball onto the podcast. The group discussed Rich's list of the week, including the loss of Peanut the squirrel, No-Nut November, and why it is important to acknowledge the little things a partner does for you in a relationship. Nicole and Brittany discussed their son's friendship and their nickname, The God Squad. Producer Jess presented a new segment called TV Dad's Face Off, putting Tony Soprano and Bandit from Bluey head-to-head. Lastly, Nicole, Rich and Brittany answer listener questions about family and the holidays.
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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Nicole and Rich are keeping things spooky for Halloween today. Rich haunted us by saying that reading was only for women, Nicole’s son Keegan put his pants on backwards twice, and his teacher informed Nicole that Keegan is unorganized, like her. Frighteningly, Rich broke his daughter’s trust while cutting her nails and now owes her a shopping spree. Nicole shares her spooky story of arriving at a Morning Mash Up recording an hour early, all due to the haunting of daughter Parker’s cornet.
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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Rich and Nicole are back this week and have some spooky answers to your questions. Rich shared with us how his kids expect a new costume for every spooky event they attend and updated us on his wife's Sarah's Trunk or Treat Slime creation. Rich and Sarah are waiting to hear back if she slayed the competition. Nicole provided insightful responses to listeners, addressing topics such as: Am I a bad parent? How long should your kids sleep in your bed, and who should watch my kids if they are sick often?
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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Nicole and Rich are back this week with main character Taylor Swift energy. Nicole shared her magical experience with daughter Parker at the Taylor Swift concert this past weekend and the tears that were had. They confirm our official podcast listeners' name from a 74 percent voter sweep on Instagram. Rich wasn’t sold and called fake news on these poll results, but make sure to follow us on Instagram and TikTok anyway! In another meld episode, Rich shared his list of the week, and Nicole wowed with her airport top that story. Just in case you didn’t know, Leo is Nicole’s dog. Rich asked the listeners, Where do you draw the line for spooky movies with your kids this spooky season?
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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Rich is back with a very special co-host, Matt Ryan! Nicole couldn't make this episode, so her husband Matt stepped up to the plate. The fellas talk travel, Halloween with the Ryan family, and without a doubt the mayhem in the baseball world. Rich and Matt reminisced on the Mets game they attended together last week, poser Dodger fans, and ring up Rich's lovely wife Sarah to intervene on her current obsession, decorating for Trunk or Treat. Sarah is on a Trunk or Treat path of revenge; she will not be snubbed again like last year!
Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.
If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected]
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