Episodes
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Our prophet from the future returns for a fateful check-in visit that could well have lasting repercussions for his gods, your not so humble hosts.
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Twerg Sirloos is a space food inspector and he’s here at Milliways to check out the after effects of the food on the diners. He also has a very roomy junk drawer stomach and an eye out (not literally) for Trellis’ nose.
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Famed actress, storyteller, and wife to many Vavianna Vardot graces Booth 42 with her amazing scent and the secrets of her success.
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Marcus Mucus is from the planet Porto, where toilets roam free. Trellis insults Marcus and threatens him in a manner that would only offend a Portonian, unless they’ve consented to it, which Marcus hasn’t, but Trellis doesn’t care. You’ll also be regaled with the quest for the mythical roll of toilet paper, but you better know the incantation when you find it.
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Calvin Howl is from a planet of werewolves called Lunis and he’s here to spread the word that it’s not as violent a planet as many think it is. His body is also unexpectedly hairless (Trellis is jealous) after Snap Traveling to Milliways.
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Scribbellious “Scribey” Bookertonian is a correspondent for our rival publication the Encyclopedia Galactica. He joins us for a spirited discussion where we find some common ground despite Trellis swinging his nunchucks around.
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Eternal teenager Scootylou from the planet Youthaltania 637 infects Booth 42 with her youthful enthusiasm and Horatio discovers that he and Scootylou are both alumni of the not very distinguished institute of lower learning SkenectU.
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Jeffrey Jefferson is a twelve-foot tall purple giraffe from the serengeti plains of the idyllic Panjir, the only continent on a planet that’s eighty percent water. And if he sees you, you should take it as a compliment.
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Nell is constantly looking for the next new thing to try. He is easily bored and needs that quick fix of excitement that something new offers him. Booth 42 is his newest playground so we’ll see if it gives him the hit he needs or if he’s immediately overcome by an overwhelming urge to flee.
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Aldente Pomo is a pastronaut, explorer, diplomat, and admiral from Gastroterra where everyone is a sentient prepared food dish. When he alights onto a plate in Booth 42, will Horatio remember that guests aren’t for eating? Especially when they're covered in poison.
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46B2G joins us in Booth 42 on her day off from delivering packages for the Under Pressure System or UPS and also a day off from asking permission for anything she does.
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Coreee is a lump of coral from the Crab Nebula where crabs rule and there’s no soda on Tuesdays.
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Even though bounty hunter hunter Gingko Bilobba cased the joint earlier, he’s a little nervous about being on the show
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Yillb Ttirrem is a bartender from a planet of bartenders and it’s fortunate for us that he’s put his natural abilities to work here at Milliways.
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An Intermittent Actuator of Time named Ripple happens upon Booth 42 while searching for ways his ripples and flits have affected others.
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