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Originally titled The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre upon its initial release, the film was rereleased a year later as The Next Generation. This notorious installment in the Texas Chainsaw saga has sparked debate and discussion among genre fans for decades. So, jump in as Golden, Mr. Sir, and Antheny dissect this perplexing piece of horror history, bringing their signature blend of insight and hilarity to the table.
In this episode, the hosts tackle their inarguable disappointment with the film, despite their appreciation for Matthew McConaughey's unhinged performance, which stands as a bizarre highlight that demands to be seen. They express their frustration over the screaming, bumbling portrayal of Leatherface, noting that while Robert Jacks may look the part in the infamous mask, the character's execution leaves much to be desired.
Prepare for a no-holds-barred critique of the film's cringe-worthy dialogue, the staggering absence of a coherent plot, and the bewildering inclusion of an Illuminati subplot that seems as out of place as it is unnecessary. The gang doesn't shy away from dissecting the movie's many flaws, from its failed attempts at humor to its baffling narrative choices.
Yet, it's not all chainsaws and despair. The boys also delve into what the film could have been, exploring its few redeeming qualities and pondering how it fits... or fails to fit into the Texas Chainsaw Massacre legacy.
Join Golden, Mr. Sir, and Antheny as they saw through The Next Generation, serving up a hefty dose of criticism, a sprinkling of admiration for McConaughey's commitment to the role, and plenty of laughs at the film's expense. This episode is a must-listen for anyone who loves to revel in the madness of horror's most infamous franchise, even when it misses the mark by a country mile.
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In a double-stuffed episode of Horror Dork, Mr. Sir, Golden and Antheny are setting the table for another Horror Movie Review. That's right, the boy's are gobbling up Eli Roth's 2023 film; Thanksgiving. So, butter your cornbread, mash your taters and pass the green bean casserole, as the gang gets ready to serve up a delicious helping of insights into a slasher that's been simmering in the horror pot since its notorious debut a decade and a half ago.
The boys start things off with an appetizer of discussion on the cult classics of Quentin Tarantino's and Robert Rodriguez's Grindhouse, including Death Proof and Planet Terror. But that's not all before they get to the main course; Thanksgiving. A film that isn't just another slasher... it's a feast of scenes, and our hosts are ready to digest every delectable detail.
Slice into the discussion as the boys carve up their favorite moments, and if you enjoy the show be sure to like and leave a review.
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What truly defines a horror movie? Is it the chill down your spine, the monster under the bed, or something far more elusive? Join Mr. Sir and Antheny in this thought-provoking episode of Horror Dork as they explore the edges of horror cinema.
Dive deep into the murky waters of "Not Quite Horror" films—those cinematic enigmas that tease the horror itch without fully scratching it. From the superhero shadows of Darkman to the psychological mazes of Perfect Blue, and the fantastical horrors of Pan's Labyrinth, they'll dissect what elements borrow from horror, what sets them apart, and why they resonate with fans of the genre.
Some points of discussion this episode include:
Yuppie Nightmares & Beyond: How movies like Raising Cain and Bad Influence tap into real-world terrors without the supernatural.
The Del Toro Effect: A look at Guillermo del Toro's unique blend of fantasy and horror, and how his films challenge traditional boundaries.
Sci-Fi Scares: Where do films like Terminator, Predator, and Jurassic Park fit in the horror spectrum with their blend of science fiction and terror?
What Makes a Horror Movie?: Mr. Sir and Antheny get personal, sharing what elements make a horror movie in their eyes and sparking a debate on the essence of fear.
Plus: Lots of Killer Klowns From Outer Space talk!!
This episode is not just a discussion; it's an exploration of how horror can be found in the least expected places and the myriad forms it takes to unsettle us. Whether you're a purist who craves the classic scare or someone who finds horror in the tension of a thriller, this episode's exploration of The Grey Zone promises to open up new perspectives on what truly makes a movie horror.
Tune in, share your thoughts, and join us as we peel back the layers of cinema's most chilling question: What Makes a Horror Movie? Only on Horror Dork, where every town has an elm street.
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Join Mr. Sir and Antheny on this episode of Horror Dork as this week they're discussing one of Belgium's most chilling contributions to the horror genre, Megalomaniac. Known for its haunting narrative and unsettling atmosphere, this film has a unique lens that offers a voyeuristic experience into the darker aspects of human nature and societal issues.
Nevertheless, they'll be peeling back the layers of Megalomaniac, examining the intricate storytelling, the psychological underpinnings of its characters, and the film's commentary on power and madness. Expect a blend of insightful analysis, personal reflections, and, as always, their signature Horror Dork humor.
Likewise, be sure to share your thoughts, questions, and takeaways about the film. This is your chance to join the conversation and dive deep into the horror.
Whether you're a seasoned expert of international horror films or new to the genre, Horror Dork welcomes all. Megalomaniac is more than just a film; it's a journey into the depths of obsession and terror. Tune in and let's explore the darkness together.
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This week on Horror Dork, sharpen your saws and steady your nerves as the gang dissects the gritty details of Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III. Join Mr. Sir, Antheny, and Golden as they carve into this notorious sequel and go way past the film to unearth secrets that even die-hard fans might have missed. On this episode the boys also unravel the mystery behind the film's controversial alternate ending. As well as, delve into the gory mishaps and special effects blunders that marked this movie's troubled journey from script to screen. In addition, hear the untold stories of the film's tumultuous production, tales as twisted as the movie itself. And lastly, they revisit the film's epic trailer, breaking down how it set high expectations and became a memorable piece of horror marketing.
Plus, don't miss Mr. Sir's quick dive into 2024's Night Swim. Discover if this recent plunge into terror's deep-end manages to make waves or simply treads water.
Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III may be a rough cut in the franchise, but the Horror Dork crew is here to polish its legacy with humor, insight, and a love for all things horror. Whether you're a franchise fanatic or just curious about the chaos behind the camera, this episode is packed with sharp analysis and cutting commentary you won't want to miss.
Subscribe on Youtube, Spotify or Apple Podcasts to join the Horror Dork community as they continue to slice through cinema's most thrilling tales, one horror flick at a time.
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This week on Horror Dork the boys unravel the threads of Cobweb, the 2023 film that's as eerie as it is enthralling. Join Mr. Sir, Antheny, and Golden as they navigate the shadowy corners of a story where family ties strangle tighter than a noose.
In an episode filled with revelations and revulsions:
Discover why Golden has officially banned Antony Starr from the babysitter shortlist. Is it the too-wide grins or something far more sinister?
Hear Mr. Sir recount the climactic gore-fest climax that made him climax and sealed his love affair with Cobweb. It's a moment of cinematic ecstasy that proves sometimes more is more.
Learn why Antheny was left cold on the first viewing, only to find a newfound appreciation amidst the chaos and carnage during round two. What changed his mind? Was it the subtle craftsmanship or a second look at the monster in the mirror?
They're peeling back the layers of this twisted tale, from its psychological underpinnings to the literal monsters lurking in the walls. With a mix of razor-sharp humor and deep-dive analysis, they're tackling everything from the film's blood-soaked climax to its haunted storybook aesthetic, and why it might just be the perfect entry point for horror newbies and connoisseurs alike.
Whether you're here for the intricate dissection of domestic nightmares, curious about their stance on horror babysitting, or just in it for the gory details, this episode of Horror Dork is your ticket to a Halloween mood that lasts all year round.
So tune in, contribute your screams, and maybe double-check those bedroom walls. The Horror Dork trio is about to uncover what really makes "Cobweb" tick—if it deserves its place amidst all those top ten lists, and why it's a film that's as divisive as it is deliciously dark.
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Join the boys, as this week Golden, Antheny and Mr. Sir are talking about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986). Th
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Step into the dimly lit alleyway of Horror Dork, the podcast where classic horror films get dissected, inspected, and injected with a hefty dose of humor. Join Mr. Sir, Antheny, and Golden as they slice and dice through cinema's most terrifying and hilarious horror movies. From the gritty realism of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" to the supernatural chills of "The Exorcist," no scare is left unscreamed.
Whether you're hitchhiking through Texas or just cruising the couch, they're here to fuel your horror habit with a mix of expert analysis, behind-the-scenes tidbits, and jokes that might just make you die laughing. Horror Dork is the perfect haunt for all levels of scary movie fans who love their horror films with a side of irreverence.
They don't just review movies; they dive into the lore, dissect the filmmaking process, and debate what makes them stand out in the genre. Plus, on this episode they're answering the age-old question: Should you really pick up that hitchhiker?
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In this DEVILSHLY entertaining episode of Horror Dork, Mr. Sir, Antheny and Golden dive into the twisted world of Satan's Little Helper, a cult classic that marries the bizarre with the horrific, all under the guise of a Halloween adventure gone wrong. So, join the boys as they unwrap the enigma of a video game fantasy that warps into a nightmarish reality on a Halloween gone wrong.
Released in a year when horror was exploring new territories—from the emergence of the found footage phenomena to the surge of J-horror remakes—Satan's Little Helper stands out for its unique blend of dark humor and horror. Why this gem didn’t snag an Oscar remains one of cinema’s greatest mysteries, or so the boys jest. Amid discussions of lizard monsters, the evolution of the horror genre, and a peculiar fascination with movie titles like The Taking of Deborah Logan, this episode promises to be a rollercoaster ride through the highs and lows of early 2000s horror cinema.
Was it the mask with no mouth hole, the inexplicable magic of monster gloves, or the sheer absurdity of its plot that has divided horror fans for years? Horror Dork delves deep into the divisive nature of Satan's Little Helper, offering insights, laughs, and maybe a few bewildered shrugs along the way.
Whether you're a fan of the film, a horror movie aficionado searching for hidden gems, or just here for the banter, this episode on Scream Box's staple of video store horror is not to be missed. Subscribe and listen to the show on Spotify and Apple Podcasts for your fix of horror, humor, and everything in-between. Horror Dork is your go-to spot for a critical, comedic take on the movies that make us scream and laugh, often at the same time.
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Welcome back, horror dorks! Golden, Mr. Sir, and Antheny are cutting through the clichés and calling out the killer in this episode, where we dissect Wes Craven's game-changing slasher, 'Scream' (1996).
Join us as we follow the blood trail of this satirical horror classic that flipped the genre on its head, with a touch of our signature humor that's sharper than Ghostface's knife. We'll be navigating the perilous world of late-night prank calls, killer movie trivia, and teen angst in the seemingly peaceful town of Woodsboro.
What happens when horror-savvy teenagers find themselves stuck in a real-life slasher movie? How many of Sidney's friends can we really trust? And just how much popcorn can Tatum munch on before the killer strikes? We'll tackle these burning questions and more, all with a grin on our faces and a quip on our lips.
Golden, Mr. Sir, and Antheny won't hold back as they debate the impact of Scream on the horror landscape, speculate wildly about who's behind the Ghostface mask (hint: it's not Mr. Sir...or is it?), and share some laugh-out-loud commentary on the film's most memorable moments. It's like watching a horror movie with your funniest friends – just don't answer the phone!
So if you like your horror served with a side of savvy self-awareness and a generous sprinkle of humor, tune in to this episode. Just remember the first rule of surviving a horror podcast: never say you'll be right back!
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Golden, Mr. Sir, and Antheny are back on this gut-busting episode of Horror Dork! This time, we're swapping the secluded cabin in the woods for a condemned LA apartment complex with our deep dive into 'Evil Dead Rise' (2023).
We're saying 'Hail to the King, baby!' as we venture back into the wonderfully grotesque world of 'Evil Dead'. Join us as we navigate the horrifying hallways of this doomed apartment block, avoid possessed neighbors, and tackle a multi-limbed monster with nothing more than a woodchipper and a whole lot of bravado. Oh, and did we mention the blood-filled elevator?
We'll dissect the bone-chilling scares, laugh out loud at the absurdity of Deadites in a modern urban setting, and explore how 'Evil Dead Rise' takes the franchise's iconic cabin-in-the-woods horror into a whole new dimension. And let's not forget our patented dark humor commentary, adding an extra layer of fun to the terrifying proceedings.
Plus, get ready for our spirited debate on the all-important question: What's scarier - a lakeside cabin filled with ancient evil, or a condemned Los Angeles apartment building infested with Deadites?
Whether you're a diehard Deadite or just dipping your toes into the bloody pool of 'Evil Dead' lore, this episode is sure to tickle your funny bone while sending shivers down your spine. Buckle up, fellow horror dorks, because this ride is about to get wild!
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Mr. Sir, Golden. and Antheny dive into the terrifying world of "Unlocked" (2023), a gripping South Korean horror film where a girl's life is turned upside down by a diabolical serial killer after he gets a hold of her lost cell phone. Tune in for a lively discussion filled with razor-sharp analysis, unexpected twists, and heart-pounding scares as our hosts unlock the secrets of this chilling cinematic experience. Don't miss out on this enthralling episode!
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🎙️🔥 Prepare for a blood-curdling ride with Antheny Golden and Mr. Sir on Horror Dork as they venture into the gruesome and relentless world of "Evil Dead" (2013). Join our fearless hosts as they dissect this spine-tingling remake, exploring the perfect blend of gore, suspense, and demonic possession that leaves audiences gasping for breath. Grab your chainsaw and don't lose your head – this episode is bound to leave you screaming for more! #HorrorDorkPodcast #EvilDead2013
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Join Antheny, Golden, and Mr. Sir for a delightfully deranged episode of Horror Dork Live as they dive headfirst into the bizarre and grotesque world of Society (1989)! Prepare for a wild ride as the trio dissects this cult classic, exploring its themes of social class, body horror, and the utterly twisted shunting scene that will leave you questioning your own reality. As always, expect plenty of laughs and gory details as our hosts navigate the macabre underbelly of high society. So grab your fanciest tux or gown and tune in for an unforgettable night of horror analysis that's simply to die for!
Society (1989) is a twisted body horror film that exposes the grotesque underbelly of high society. When a teenager suspects his wealthy family hides a dark secret, he uncovers a world of unimaginable depravity. Can he escape the clutches of this monstrous elite? Witness the surreal, shocking, and bizarre in Society.
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Join Mr. Sir, Antheny, and Golden as they venture into the terrifying world of Scream 6, the latest installment in the iconic slasher series. As the trio delves into the chilling urban setting of New York City, they'll analyze the film's twists, turns, and the menacing new Ghostface killer tormenting the Woodsboro legacy survivors. Get ready for a thrilling and in-depth discussion on this blood-curdling sequel that has shattered box office records and injected new life into the beloved franchise. Who will survive, and what will be left of them? Tune in to find out
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The Oozing Terror: Dissecting The Blob (1988)
Join Antheny, Mr. Sir, and Golden as they delve into the slimy depths of the 1988 horror classic, The Blob. From its memorable gooey effects to its chilling social commentary, our trio peels back the layers of this cult favorite. Don't miss Mr. Sir's pitch for a Blob sequel that oozes creativity, and Golden's uncanny Nightmare on Elm Street comparisons that might be more accurate than you'd expect! Grab your popcorn and prepare for a monstrously good time!
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Feline Fright Fest: 🎙️👻 Antheny and Mr. Sir are back with another spine-tingling episode of the Horror Dork Podcast! This week, they sink their claws into the 1987 cult classic, "Uninvited." Join our fearless hosts as they set sail on a voyage of terror, exploring the high seas of horror with a mutant killer cat on board.🐈🛳️
Get ready to laugh, scream, and scratch your head in bewilderment as Antheny and Mr. Sir dive deep into the making of this fur-ocious film, discussing everything from its "purr-fectly" terrible special effects to the unforgettable cheese-factor that's made this flick a fan favorite. 😹
Can our dorky duo survive the feline frenzy without losing their sanity? Will they ever look at their own pets the same way again? Tune in to find out! And remember, folks - this is one boat trip you won't want to miss, because when the "Uninvited" comes aboard, you'll be dying to disembark! 🎬🎃
Grab your favorite snack, dim the lights, and get ready for a hair-raising adventure with Antheny, Mr. Sir, and a killer kitty on this uproarious episode of Horror Dork! 🍿🕯️
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Nocebo: The Frightful Power of Mind Over Horror
Welcome to Horror Dork, this week we're discussing Lorcan Finnegan's 2022 film "Nocebo." Join us as we dive into the terrifying world of nocebo effects and how they haunt the characters in this film. We'll unravel the spine-chilling phenomenon that makes you believe you're cursed and the power and magic that comes with it. From hair-raising thrills to the creepy-crawly ticks that keep you awake at night; we'll explore the dark corners of this horror film. So, grab your straws and mason jars full of water, and tune in for a fearfully good time that'll have you laughing (or screaming) nervously in the face of terror!
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Critters 2: The Main Course – A Hairy Tale of Horror
In this episode, we dive deep into the 1988 cult classic, "Critters 2: The Main Course." Join us as we discuss the blend of horror, comedy, and sci-fi elements that make this sequel a memorable '80s creature feature. We'll dissect the return of the carnivorous Crites, the transformation of the bounty hunters, and the unforgettable "Critter ball" scene. Don't miss our conversation on the film's practical effects, the charmingly campy performances, and the legacy of the Critters franchise. Tune in for a hairy tale of horror that you won't want to miss!
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Feast or Famine: A 'Family Dinner' Face-Off on Screambox
Join us as we sink our teeth into Peter Hengl's 2022 film, 'Family Dinner,' the latest horror flick on Screambox! Golden and Antheny are dishing out a fiery debate on the film's merits and dissecting the recipe for a successful slow-burn horror. Grab a seat at the table and decide for yourself – is it a deliciously twisted treat or a half-baked horror flop?
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