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  • Three days after the wreckage of the Adamantine was found, crashed into the barren plains of the Rosseter Moon Colony, the remains of the missing ship were brought back to Aphelion Industries. But something survived the crash, and now, it's beginning to spread. As the Gorgons begin their rampage to consume and multiply, Axel, Captain Rori, and the ARC Juno team must fight their way out of the quarantined facilities, and find a way to stay alive. But in doing so, they just might damn their world...

    Descendants: Book One - Inheritance, features the talents of...

    Axel - Zach Libresco

    Rori - Julia Schifini

    Simon - Ester Ellis

    Mol - Sarah Rhea Werner

    Declan - Giancarlo Herrera

    Chel - Jordan Cobb

    Peter - A. R. Olivieri

    Damien - James Oliva

    Andrea - Nadine El Amami

    Quarantine Computer - Ellie Gossage & Danielle Shemaiah

    Ensemble - Kevin K. Gomez, Josh Rubino, Regina Renee Russell, Emma Sherr-Ziarko, Lindsay Zana and Jesse Inocalla

    Written, Directed & Produced by Jordan Cobb

    Sound Design by Julia Schifini

    with Dialogue Editing by Marisa Ewing and Hemlock Creek Productions

    Score by Daryl Banner

    Cover Art by Jordan Cobb

    Descendants is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit us at nosuchthingradio.com, or support us on Patreon at patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Content Warning: Descendants is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. Listener discretion is advised.

  • When the cell bursts, infection spreads... In this episode of Descendants: Book One - Inheritance, "Epilogue: Metastasis"... Ruby - Regina Renee Russell Scarlett - Lindsay Zana Carmine - Jesse Inocalla Shuttle Announcement - Jordan Cobb Written, Directed & Produced by Jordan Cobb Sound Design by Julia Schifini with Dialogue Editing by Marisa Ewing and Hemlock Creek Productions Score by Daryl Banner Cover Art by Jordan Cobb Descendants is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit us at nosuchthingradio.com, or support us on Patreon at patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Descendants is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains children in danger, animal attacks and harsh language. Listener discretion is advised.

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  • And they shall Inherit the Earth... In this episode of Descendants: Book One - Inheritance, "vi. Inheritance"... Axel - Zach Libresco Rori - Julia Schifini Simon - Ester Ellis Mol - Sarah Rhea Werner Declan - Giancarlo Herrera Chel - Jordan Cobb Peter - A. R. Olivieri Quarantine Computer - Ellie Gossage Written, Directed & Produced by Jordan Cobb Sound Design by Julia Schifini with Dialogue Editing by Marisa Ewing and Hemlock Creek Productions Score by Daryl Banner Cover Art by Jordan Cobb Descendants is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit us at nosuchthingradio.com, or support us on Patreon at patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions Content Warning: Descendants is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains depictions of hallucinations, animal attacks, physical/mental possession, harsh language, sexual jokes, medical sedation, and mentions of character death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.

  • Infestation spreads and choices must be made...

    In this episode of Descendants: Book One - Inheritance, "v. When the Blood Runs Out"...

    Axel - Zach Libresco

    Rori - Julia Schifini

    Simon - Ester Ellis

    Mol - Sarah Rhea Werner

    Declan - Giancarlo Herrera

    Chel - Jordan Cobb

    Quarantine Computer - Ellie Gossage

    Written, Directed & Produced by Jordan Cobb

    Sound Design by Julia Schifini

    with Dialogue Editing by Marisa Ewing and Hemlock Creek Productions

    Score by Daryl Banner

    Cover Art by Jordan Cobb

    Descendants is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit us at nosuchthingradio.com, or support us on Patreon at patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Content Warning: Descendants is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains depictions of hallucinations, animal attacks, choking/asphyxiation, harsh language, suicidal/sacrificial ideation, and mentions of character death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.

  • An update on the release date for the final 3 episodes of Descendants, as well as some exciting news for our IndieGoGo donors!

    We sincerely thank you for your patience, and we're so excited to share the ending of this half of the story with you!

  • A standalone audiodrama feature. For the past 50 years, Paragon Self Systems has been working to improve every aspect of Human Nature -- Why be good, when you can be Perfect? And their latest creation, an injectable serum that allows Paragon scientists to manipulate and rewrite human DNA, is their most ambitious endeavor yet. But when a manufacturing error leaves the serum batch tainted, the employees at Paragon find themselves trapped inside a building of mutating monsters, with no means of escape. And every moment the creatures are becoming stronger, faster, smarter... Here at Paragon, everyone is the Best they can be.

    Paragon features the talents of...

    Tiasa Nyx - Jordan Cobb

    Kamira Melain - Eli Barraza

    Arthur Eryx - Josh Rubino

    Abraxas "Brax" Damon - Andrew Nowak

    Orpheus Kane - Giancarlo Herrera

    Paris Leander & Caelus - Jesse Inocalla

    Cassandra, Aelia & Spokesperson - Nadine El Amami

    Delia, Halie & Radio Spokesperson - Emma Sher-Ziarko

    Nestor, Brontes & Jason - Eamonn Leighton

    Written and Directed by Jordan Cobb

    Sound Design by Julia Schifini

    Score by Daryl Banner

    Cover Art by Chel Getter

    Produced by No Such Thing Productions and the Apollo Podcasts Team for the Apollo Podcast App's Creator Showcase 2022. For more information, please visit the Apollo App at apollopods.com/jordan

    Paragon is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit us at nosuchthingradio.com, or support us on Patreon at patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Content Warning: Paragon is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains drug use (oral and needles), mentions of alcohol use, animal attacks, harsh language, fire/explosions, character death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.

  • Turn back and face the nightmare, as a freak of nature emerges...

    In this episode of Descendants: Book One - Inheritance, "iv. Lusus Naturae"...

    Axel - Zach Libresco

    Rori - Julia Schifini

    Simon - Ester Ellis

    Chel - Jordan Cobb

    Written, Directed & Produced by Jordan Cobb

    Sound Design by Julia Schifini

    with Dialogue Editing by Marisa Ewing and Hemlock Creek Productions

    Score by Daryl Banner

    Cover Art by Jordan Cobb

    Descendants is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit us at nosuchthingradio.com, or support us on Patreon at patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Content Warning: Descendants is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains depictions of hallucinations and panic attacks, animal attacks, vomit, harsh language, and mentions of character death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.

    This episode is sponsored by Paragon, an all new feature length science-fiction thriller audio drama from No Such Thing Productions, about the dangers of perfectionism. For the past 50 years, Paragon Self Systems has been working to improve every aspect of Human Nature -- Why be good, when you can be Perfect? And their latest creation, an injectable serum that allows Paragon scientists to manipulate and rewrite human DNA, is their most ambitious endeavor yet. But when a manufacturing error leaves the serum batch tainted, the employees at Paragon find themselves trapped inside a building of mutating monsters, with no means of escape. And every moment the creatures are becoming stronger, faster, smarter... Here at Paragon, everyone is the Best they can be.

    Paragon is being produced in partnership with the Apollo Podcast App's Creator Showcase (beginning September 4th), and will air on September 14th on all NST rss feeds.

  • Those left behind were never really left alone...

    In this episode of Descendants: Book One - Inheritance, "iii. Those Below"...

    Axel - Zach Libresco

    Rori - Julia Schifini

    Simon - Ester Ellis

    Ginger - Lindsay Zana

    Cerise - Emma Sher-Ziarko

    Written, Directed & Produced by Jordan Cobb

    Sound Design by Julia Schifini

    with Dialogue Editing by Marisa Ewing and Hemlock Creek Productions

    Score by Daryl Banner

    Cover Art by Jordan Cobb

    Descendants is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit us at nosuchthingradio.com, or support us on Patreon at patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Content Warning: Descendants is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains animal attacks, mentions of blood/injury, harsh language, mentions of character death, and quarantines. Listener discretion is advised.

    This episode is sponsored by the new season of The Jupiter Saloon. Jupiter Saloon is a sci-fi/comedy audio drama that takes place at a dive bar in space. Hang out with a bunch of intergalactic misfits as they find their way through a weird and dangerous universe. We're talking poker-playing space chimps, interdimensional pop star holograms, dance mom warbots, and one of the most explosive karaoke nights in existence. Trailer is up now and season one is dropping soon. Learn more at www.jupitersaloon.com.

  • When the only way out is Down, the mind begins to slip...

    In this episode of Descendants: Book One - Inheritance, "ii. Slip the Mind"...

    Axel - Zach Libresco

    Rori - Julia Schifini

    Simon - Ester Ellis

    Chel - Jordan Cobb

    Mol - Sarah Rhea Werner

    Declan - Giancarlo Herrera

    Quarantine Computer - Danielle Shemaiah

    Written, Directed & Produced by Jordan Cobb

    Sound Design by Julia Schifini

    with Dialogue Editing by Marisa Eqing and Hemlock Creek Productions

    Score by Daryl Banner

    Cover Art by Jordan Cobb

    Descendants is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit us at nosuchthingradio.com, or support us on Patreon at patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Content Warning: Descendants is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains graphic depictions of animal attacks, depictions of mental breakdowns and hallucinations, harsh language, references to gun violence, mentions of character death, and quarantines. Listener discretion is advised.

    This episode is sposored by The White Vault, an award winning, intellectual horror fiction podcast, set in the Arctic wastes. Journey north with an international repair team to locate the source of a mysterious signal. Trapped in the white wastes, the team makes an ominous discovery and finds that they might not be alone... What terrors lurk beneath the ice? Find the complete White Vault series on Realm Media or wherever you listen to podcasts, and find out more about the show at www.thewhitevault.com. Subscribe now and delve the waiting horrors.

  • New hosts fight an old infection, as the invasion begins...

    In this episode of Descendants: Book One - Inheritance, "i. Resurgence"…

    Axel - Zach Libresco

    Rori - Julia Schifini

    Mol - Sarah Rhea Werner

    Declan - Giancarlo Herrera

    Ariel - Emma Sherr-Ziarko

    Andrea - Nadine El Amami

    Computer - Ellie Gossage

    Voice - Jordan Cobb

    Written, Directed & Produced by Jordan Cobb

    Sound Design by Julia Schifini

    with Dialogue Editing, Mixing & Mastering by Marisa Ewing and Hemlock Creek Productions

    Score by Daryl Banner

    Cover Art by Jordan Cobb

    Descendants is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions


    Content Warning: Descendants is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. THIS EPISODE contains mentions of alcoholism, mentions of murder, body horror/gore (mention of parasitic infection), gun violence, harsh language, verbal abuse, quarantines, depictions of mental breakdowns, animal attacks, and character death. Listener discretion is advised.

    This episode is sponsored by Primordial Deep, a high-seas action/thriller audio drama from No Such Thing Productions. When a long extinct sea creature washes up on the shores of Coney Island, marine biologist Dr. Marella Morgan is contacted by a secret organization to investigate the origins of the creature's sudden and unnatural resurgence. Soon, she and a team of explorers find themselves living on the research station The Tiamat, traveling along the abyssal plains as they search for answers far below the waves. But there are dangers in these ancient waters. Reawakened prehistoric monsters are rising from the deep -- jaws wide and waiting, and in the darkness, something is stirring.

  • Back on Earth, the first scent of blood… and the hunt begins…

    In this episode of Descendants…

    Axel Crichton - Zach Libresco

    Damien Wilde - James Oliva

    Captain Rori Cassini - Julia Schifini

    Andrea - Nadine El Amami

    Peter - A. R. Olivieri

    Chel - Jordan Cobb

    Written, Directed & Produced by Jordan Cobb

    Sound Design by Julia Schifini

    with Dialogue Editing, Mixing & Mastering by Marisa Ewing and Hemlock Creek Productions

    Score by Daryl Banner

    Cover Art by Jordan Cobb

    Descendants is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions


    Content Warning: Descendants is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. Listener discretion is advised.

  • From every end, a beginning...

    In this special bonus episode of Descendants:

    Clay - Josh Rubino

    Rose - Regina Renee Russell

    Captain Rori Cassini - Julia Schifini

    Mol - Sarah Rhea Werner

    Declan - Giancarlo Herrera

    Sound Design - Julia Schifini

    Composer - Daryl Banner

    Help us fund Descendants: Book One - Inheritance! Visit our IndieGoGo campaign at igg.me/at/NSTDescendants

    To read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.comor patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Content Warning: Descendants is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.

  • Back home, he waits for a signal...

    In this special bonus episode of Descendants:

    Axel - Zach Libresco

    Andrea - Nadine El Amami

    Technician - Kevin K. Gomez

    Damien Wilde - James Oliva

    Chel - Jordan Cobb

    Sound Design - Julia Schifini

    Composer - Daryl Banner

    Help us fund Descendants: Book One - Inheritance! Visit our IndieGoGo campaign at igg.me/at/NSTDescendants

    To read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Content Warning: Descendants is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.

  • Inevitably, the stars collide...

    In this special bonus episode of Descendants:

    Chel - Jordan Cobb

    Peter - A.R. Olivieri

    Axel - Zach Libresco

    Sound Design - Julia Schifini

    Composer - Daryl Banner

    Help us fund Descendants: Book One - Inheritance! Visit our IndieGoGo campaign at igg.me/at/NSTDescendants

    To read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Content Warning: Descendants is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.

  • Something's coming over the horizon. And everything is about to change. This year.

    Written, Directed and Produced by Jordan Cobb

    Sound Design by Julia Schifini

    Score by Daryl Banner

    Descendants is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, explore our other shows, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio. com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

  • Off the silent shores of Coney Island, something is stirring...

    Primordial Deep is now streaming...

    In this episode of Primordial Deep:

    Jes Washington is Rowan Gilroy

    Zach Valenti is Clay Radcliff

    Bob Raymonda is Adam Harkin

    Maddy Searle is Cop 1

    Sam Nguyen is Cop 2, The Syndicate Agent

    and introducing Kevin K. Gomez as Kiran Flint

    Written, Directed and Produced by Jordan Cobb

    Sound Design by Julia Schifini

    Take Selection by Chad Ellis

    Composition by Daryl Banner

    Cover Art by Chelsea Geter

    Primordial Deep is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Content Warning: Primordial Deep is a science fiction adventure thriller with elements of horror, aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people.

    THIS EPISODE contains harsh language, sexual jokes/references, animal attacks, boat accidents, character death, murder, mentions of gore, and prehistoric monsters. Listener discretion is advised.

  • From the creators of Janus Descending... This Halloween, take the plunge into the all new world of Primordial Deep...

    In the mini-episode "The Call":

    Dr. Marella Morgan - Jordan Cobb

    Kiran Flint - Kevin K. Gomez

    Written, Directed and Produced by Jordan Cobb

    Sound Design by Julia Schifini

    Composition by Daryl Banner

    Cover Art by Chelsea Geter

    Subscribe to our RSS feed at: https://primordialdeep.libsyn.com/rss

    Primordial Deep is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patron.com/nosuchthingproductions

  • ONCE UPON A PODCAST is a live showcase of enchanting audio fiction. The Far Meridian follows an agoraphobic young woman whose home shows up in a new location every day, spurring a search for her missing brother. In Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services, a young witch struggles to provide healing services for the citizens of their decaying urban block. Janus Descending is a horror podcast about two scientists exploring a distant planet, and Overkill is a supernatural comedy about a group of Girl Scouts who accidentally summon a ghost.

    Timestamps:

    Far Meridian: 5:51 - 17:57

    Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services: 18:27 - 39:29

    Janus Descending: 41:19 - 52:37

    Overkill: 53:30 - 1:12:21

    In "Unwritten" A Descendants story...

    Axel - Zach Libresco

    Chel - Jordan Cobb

    Peter - Anthony Olivieri

    Rori - Julia Schifini

    Master of Sound - Juan Giordano

    Composition - Daryl Banner

    Monster Maker - Karyn Keene

    To donate, read a transcript of this episode, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Content Warning: Descendants is an action/adventure narrative with strong elements of horror and mature themes. THIS EPISODE contains moments of hallucination (temporal and physical dissociation), conversations about depression, survivor's guilt, plague, and harsh language. Listener discretion is advised.

  • We’re going to have a live show! And we’re not the only ones...

    AudioFiction Femmes present... Once Upon a Podcast! At Dixon Place. April 5th, 10pm

    AND

    A podcasting panel! At BGSQD Bookstore. April 6th, 7pm

    Tickets are on sale now! Get yours at http://dixonplace.org/performances/once-upon-a-podcast-audio-fiction-femmes/

    Follow us on Twitter for updates @OUAP_Live and @JanusDescending

    Patreon: patreon.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Website: nosuchthingradio.com

  • Two xenoarcheologists find themselves on a small world orbiting a binary star. But what starts off as an expedition to survey the planet and the remains of a lost alien civilization, turns into a monstrous game of cat and mouse, as the two scientists are left to face the creatures that killed the planet in the first place...

    In Janus Descending...

    Chel - Jordan Cobb

    Peter - Anthony Olivieri

    Axel - Zach Libresco

    Captain Rori - Julia Schifini

    With additional voices by Jack Pevyhouse, Sarah Rhea Werner, Karyn Keene and Cristina Riegel

    Written, Directed and Produced - Jordan Cobb

    Sound Editor - Julia Schifini

    Monster Maker - Karyn Keene

    Composition - Daryl Banner

    Additional music - "Patricia" by STATEN

    Janus Descending is a No Such Thing Production. To donate, read transcripts, or find out more about us, visit nosuchthingradio.com or patron.com/nosuchthingproductions

    Content Warning: Janus Descending is a horror narrative aimed at a mature audience, and as such, may contain material that is upsetting or triggering for certain people. WE STRONGLY RECOMMEND that you do not listen while driving.