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  • Todays story is written by Victoria Diane, a sometimes writer and fulltime procrastinator. Though she prefers creating with a variety of artistic mediums at her home in West Virginia, she gets dressed and goes to work at her day job in the financial industry in order to pay for her addiction to craft supplies.

    Celebrate the Female Orgasm with us!
    Rachel Kramer Bussel's
    "COMING SOON"
    Women's Orgasm Erotica"
    It's going to curl your toes!
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    "INSATIABLE WIVES"
    Women Who Stray
    and the Men Who Love Them
    David Ley Ph.D


    Non Fiction narrated by Rose Caraway!
    You're welcome.

    Best Women's Erotica of the Year Vol.7
    Rachel Kramer Bussel


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  • Celebrate the Female Orgasm with us!
    Rachel Kramer Bussel's
    "COMING SOON"
    Women's Orgasm Erotica"
    It's going to curl your toes!
    Out now!!


    While you're at it, check out our other hot new audiobooks in The Sexy Library!
    http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary


    "INSATIABLE WIVES"
    Women Who Stray
    and the Men Who Love Them
    David Ley Ph.D


    Non Fiction narrated by Rose Caraway!
    You're welcome.



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    Dayv Caraway
    @BigDaddyDayv


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    Fog Lake (A Dayv's Fave, go listen)

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  • Celebrate the Female Orgasm with us!
    Rachel Kramer Bussel's
    "COMING SOON"
    Women's Orgasm Erotica"
    It's going to curl your toes!
    Out now!!


    While you're at it, check out our other hot new audiobooks in The Sexy Library!
    http://bit.ly/KMQSexyLibrary


    "INSATIABLE WIVES"
    Women Who Stray
    and the Men Who Love Them
    David Ley Ph.D


    Non Fiction narrated by Rose Caraway!
    You're welcome.



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    Rose Caraway
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    Dayv Caraway
    @BigDaddyDayv


    The KMQ would like to thank the following musical artists
    Chris Zabriskie
    Broke MC

    KMQ introduction music by
    Vyvch


  • Celebrate the Female Orgasm with us!
    Rachel Kramer Bussel's
    "COMING SOON"
    Women's Orgasm Erotica"
    It's going to curl your toes!
    Out now!!


    While you're at it, check out our other hot new audiobooks!

    "IN MEDIAS RES"
    YOU in the Midst of Things
    Curated by Rose Caraway



    "INSATIABLE WIVES"
    Women Who Stray
    and the Men Who Love Them
    David Ley Ph.D


    Non Fiction narrated by Rose Caraway!
    You're welcome.

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    First 15 people who tweet the phrase
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    Dayv Caraway
    @BigDaddyDayv


    The KMQ would like to thank the following musical artists
    Analog by Nature

    KMQ introduction music by
    Vyvch

  • A sexy-scary story from the book Libidinous Zombie- LZ

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  • Yeah, you could say she likes it when people watch.

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    @BigDaddyDayv

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    KMQ introduction music by
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  • A strong independent woman who knows what she wants. A handsome but shrewd business man who has what she wants. They like to play a game of wits, savvy, and sexuality. Perhaps, in the end, they’ll find a mutually beneficial agreement.

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    The KMQ would like to thank the following musical artists
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    Nihilore
    KMQ introduction music by
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  • Out now!!!
    The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 vol. 3
    Audiobook, eBook

    We are giving away audiobooks, FREE to US and UK Lurid Listeners! Head over to Twitter and send us a tweet or a direct message to @TheKMQ or email us- thekissmequicks@gmail.com! Tell us that you'd like from our Sexy Library We'll send you a FREE Audible download for an audiobook!
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    Attn: Writers!
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    Dayv Caraway
    @BigDaddyDayv

    The KMQ would like to thank the following musical artists
    Kai Engle
    Nihilore
    Josh Woodward
    KMQ introduction music by
    Vyvch

  • Out now!!!
    The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 vol. 3
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    We are giving away The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3 audiobook, FREE to UK Lurid Listeners! All you have to do is head over to Twitter and send us a tweet or a direct message to @TheKMQ or email us- thekissmequicks@gmail.com! Tell us that you'd like a FREE Audible download code for our #D30v3 audiobook and it's all yours!
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    The KMQ would like to thank the following musical artists
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    Nihilore
    KMQ introduction music by
    Vyvch

  • Hazzah, Lurid Listeners!
    We are very excited, The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3 audiobook is here!
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    The KMQ would like to thank these wonderful musical artists
    Nihilore
    Josh Woodward
    Vyvch

  • Hazzah, Lurid Listeners!
    We are very excited, The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3 audiobook is here!

    We are giving away The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3 audiobook, FREE to UK Lurid Listeners! All you have to do is head over to Twitter and send us a tweet or a direct message to @TheKMQ or email us- thekissmequicks@gmail.com! Tell us that you'd like a FREE Audible download code for our #D30v3 audiobook and it's all yours!
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    The KMQ would like to thank these wonderful musical artists
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    Drake Stafford
    Vyvch

  • Hazzah, Lurid Listeners!
    We are very excited, The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3 audiobook is here!

    To celebrate our third volume in this library of Erotica series, we are giving away The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3 audiobook, FREE to UK Lurid Listeners! All you have to do is head over to Twitter and send us a tweet or a direct message to @TheKMQ or email us- thekissmequicks@gmail.com! Tell us that you'd like a FREE Audible download code for our #D30v3 audiobook and it's all yours!
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    The KMQ would like to thank these wonderful musical artists
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    Kai Engle

    Vyvch

  • Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Volume 6
    edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel
    published by Cleis Press

    Best Women’s Erotica of the Year, Volume 6
    Sure to heat things up, these 20 adventure-themed stories will take you around the globe as you meet characters eager to indulge their sensual sides.

    From competing on a reality show and getting “Inked on My Skin” by an extremely sexy tattoo artist to exploring a “Cabinet of Curiosities,” these characters say yes to their most daring desires. Whether a single mom having a hot vacation fling, a vegetarian lusting after a hunky butcher, a couple visiting a kinky escape room, or a divorcee hitting up a motorcycle club and going on an “Easy Ride,” these erotic tales bare all. Women who’ve been told they’re “too much,” by an ex or the world, discover the joy of asking for more and more and more—and getting it.

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    The KMQ would like to thank these wonderful musical artists
    Drake Stafford
    Kai Engle
    Pierce Murphy
    Vyvch


  • Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Volume 6
    edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel
    published by Cleis Press

    Best Women’s Erotica of the Year, Volume 6
    Sure to heat things up, these 20 adventure-themed stories will take you around the globe as you meet characters eager to indulge their sensual sides.

    From competing on a reality show and getting “Inked on My Skin” by an extremely sexy tattoo artist to exploring a “Cabinet of Curiosities,” these characters say yes to their most daring desires. Whether a single mom having a hot vacation fling, a vegetarian lusting after a hunky butcher, a couple visiting a kinky escape room, or a divorcee hitting up a motorcycle club and going on an “Easy Ride,” these erotic tales bare all. Women who’ve been told they’re “too much,” by an ex or the world, discover the joy of asking for more and more and more—and getting it.

    Please follow us on Twitter
    Jeanette Grey
    @jeanettelgrey

    Best Women's Erotica of the Year Volume 6
    @BWEoftheyear

    The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica
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    The KMQ would like to thank these wonderful musical artists
    Drake Stafford
    Kai Engle
    Pierce Murphy
    Vyvch


  • Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Volume 6
    edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel
    published by Cleis Press

    Best Women’s Erotica of the Year, Volume 6
    Sure to heat things up, these 20 adventure-themed stories will take you around the globe as you meet characters eager to indulge their sensual sides.

    From competing on a reality show and getting “Inked on My Skin” by an extremely sexy tattoo artist to exploring a “Cabinet of Curiosities,” these characters say yes to their most daring desires. Whether a single mom having a hot vacation fling, a vegetarian lusting after a hunky butcher, a couple visiting a kinky escape room, or a divorcee hitting up a motorcycle club and going on an “Easy Ride,” these erotic tales bare all. Women who’ve been told they’re “too much,” by an ex or the world, discover the joy of asking for more and more and more—and getting it.

    Please follow us on Twitter
    Elia Winters
    @EliaWinters

    Best Women's Erotica of the Year Volume 6
    @BWEoftheyear

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    @theKMQ
    Contact us on Twitter for a free copy of BWE6!


    The KMQ would like to thank these wonderful musical artists
    Kai Engle
    Broke For Free
    Vyvch


  • Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Volume 6
    edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel
    published by Cleis Press

    Best Women’s Erotica of the Year, Volume 6
    Sure to heat things up, these 20 adventure-themed stories will take you around the globe as you meet characters eager to indulge their sensual sides.

    From competing on a reality show and getting “Inked on My Skin” by an extremely sexy tattoo artist to exploring a “Cabinet of Curiosities,” these characters say yes to their most daring desires. Whether a single mom having a hot vacation fling, a vegetarian lusting after a hunky butcher, a couple visiting a kinky escape room, or a divorcee hitting up a motorcycle club and going on an “Easy Ride,” these erotic tales bare all. Women who’ve been told they’re “too much,” by an ex or the world, discover the joy of asking for more and more and more—and getting it.

    Please follow us on Twitter
    Katrina Jackson
    @katrinajax

    Best Women's Erotica of the Year Volume 6
    @BWEoftheyear

    The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica
    @theKMQ
    Contact us on Twitter for a free copy of BWE6!


    The KMQ would like to thank these wonderful musical artists
    Kai Engle
    Little Glass Men
    Nihilore
    Vyvch


  • Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Volume 6
    edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel
    published by Cleis Press

    Best Women’s Erotica of the Year, Volume 6
    Sure to heat things up, these 20 adventure-themed stories will take you around the globe as you meet characters eager to indulge their sensual sides.

    From competing on a reality show and getting “Inked on My Skin” by an extremely sexy tattoo artist to exploring a “Cabinet of Curiosities,” these characters say yes to their most daring desires. Whether a single mom having a hot vacation fling, a vegetarian lusting after a hunky butcher, a couple visiting a kinky escape room, or a divorcee hitting up a motorcycle club and going on an “Easy Ride,” these erotic tales bare all. Women who’ve been told they’re “too much,” by an ex or the world, discover the joy of asking for more and more and more—and getting it.

    Please follow us on Twitter
    Margot Pierce
    @margotpierced

    Best Women's Erotica of the Year Volume 6
    @BWEoftheyear

    The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica
    @theKMQ
    Contact us on Twitter for a free copy of BWE6!


    The KMQ would like to thank these wonderful musical artists
    Kai Engle
    Drake Stafford
    Vyvch

  • Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Volume 6
    edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel
    published by Cleis Press

    Best Women’s Erotica of the Year, Volume 6 Sure to heat things up, these 20 adventure-themed stories will take you around the globe as you meet characters eager to indulge their sensual sides.

    From competing on a reality show and getting “Inked on My Skin” by an extremely sexy tattoo artist to exploring a “Cabinet of Curiosities,” these characters say yes to their most daring desires. Whether a single mom having a hot vacation fling, a vegetarian lusting after a hunky butcher, a couple visiting a kinky escape room, or a divorcee hitting up a motorcycle club and going on an “Easy Ride,” these erotic tales bare all. Women who’ve been told they’re “too much,” by an ex or the world, discover the joy of asking for more and more and more—and getting it.

    Please follow us on Twitter
    Brit Ingram
    @IngramBrit

    Best Women's Erotica of the Year Volume 6
    @BWEoftheyear

    The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica
    @theKMQ
    Contact us on Twitter for a free copy of BWE6!


    The KMQ would like to thank these wonderful musical artists
    Kai Engle
    Vyvch

  • We pick up the adventure right where it left off. High up in Tavares’ Helicopter, where Pariah finds herself in yet another predicament, as trusted members of Tavares’ crew are suddenly committing mutiny.
    And then… pheromones.
    Hang on for dear life in this intensely sexy action/adventure story.

    Rose Caraway is a native Northern California writer, editor, audiobook narrator, and podcaster for the #1 Erotica podcast in iTunes, The Kiss Me Quick’s Erotica Podcast. She freely celebrates all things erotica with lurid listeners and her wonderful husband.

    The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol.3
    Thirty risqué adventures, loaded with fabulous characters in provocative situations. Get ravished by flirty-frills and sassy petticoats in our hot bodice-ripper romance. Keep it strictly confidential as you fall in love with a dangerous undercover spy. Feel your heart quiver as you lust after two brothers on the lone frontier. These and many more sexy adventures to choose from in this library of sexy-sharp stories!

    The KMQ would like to thank the following musical artists
    Kai Engle
    Nihilore
    Cloudkicker
    Coin Locker Kid
    Meydän
    Feature Credit song Without A Doubt
    by Drake Stafford
    KMQ introduction music by Vyvch

  • New! The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3 Audiobook is Here!

    Hazzah, Lurid Listeners!
    We are very excited to announce that our The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3 audiobook is finally here.

    To celebrate the release of our third volume in this library of Erotica series, we are giving away The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol. 3 audiobook, FREE! All you have to do is head over to Twitter and send us a tweet or a direct message to @TheKMQ or email us- thekissmequicks@gmail.com! Tell us that you'd like a FREE Audible download code for our #D30v3 audiobook and it's all yours!
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    Here's a free story to get the party started!

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