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“Nothing unites people who never say: Private companies can do whatever they want” like censorship they agree with. [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late … Continue reading 158 • Citizenship Not Censorship · Zuckerberg Cedes Free Speech Mantle To Trump →
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“Over the break I turn sixty. Wife says: “From now on I’ll be living with an old guy!” I’m like: “Really? What’s his name?” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool … Continue reading 157 • Did Joe Biden Have A Stroke? · Vir Das · Jay Leno · Lenny Marcus →
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“Steve likes meat. Zach likes meat. They like it hot, tender and attached to the bone. They have that entire massacre in common! So, what do they do? They conflate the condiment?” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, … Continue reading 156 • Why Conflate The Condiments? · Ilhan Omar · Pete Buttigieg →
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“Joe’s tactile. Trump’s erectile. Maybe that’s a political strategy. I’m tactile. Vote for me because he’s erectile. So, whodaya want, Ladies?” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen … Continue reading 155 • The Fondler Of Our Country · Joe Biden · Lucy Flores · Bill Burr · Kenny Deforest →
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Can the immediate reaction to a failed joke be more predictive of electoral success than the most sophisticated polls? [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The … Continue reading 154 • Avocados & President Pornstar · Tiffany Haddish · Tracy Morgan →
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“Not guilty and exonerate are not the same. Jury says ‘not guilty’ you are not exonerated. Sure, you cut your husband’s dick off. But the evidence is, let’s say, razor thin!” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, … Continue reading 153 • Russian To Judgment And The End Of Mueller Time →
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“Imagine being Stormy’s mouthpiece?! Lotta gargling involved.” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night … Continue reading 152 • Pornstar Loses Mouthpiece: The Trials Of Michael Avenatti →
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Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor … Continue reading 151 • Admissions Impossible [Complete] · Rick Singer · Felicity Huffman · Lori Loughlin · Olivia Jade →
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“Is it any wonder these students are hypervigilent when, since the Infant Program, Mom gets a text every time they shit themselves?” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • … Continue reading 150 • Admissions Impossible Act 3 · Why Lori Loughlin & Felicity Huffman Are Presumed Guilty →
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“A Gap year Kid is a white eighteen year old who travels overseas to visit diversity. Not for a year. For two weeks. Spends the other fifty weeks playing video games and jerking off to midget porn!” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, … Continue reading 149 • Admissions Impossible Act 2 · John Oliver v Olivia Jade · Lori Laughlin · Martha Stewart →
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“Tough raising kids these days. Any idea how hard it is to find a tutor who will launder your bribe?” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, … Continue reading 148 • Admissions Impossible Act 1 · Rick Singer · Felicity Huffman · Lori Loughlin →
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“Many committed listeners saying: ‘Where’s the college bribery show, Mark?’ Some things it makes sense to just let it play out a little bit. Whole thing just pisses me off. Spend all this money bribing my kid into USC. Then he shows up to water polo with a horse!” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Week · … Continue reading 147 • President Pornstar, Jay Leno, SNL, The 1st Amendment & The Duty To Impeach →
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“President Rickles is a racist, facist, career criminal owned by Puting who should not be impeached. And another thing: What’s this shit about Carrie Underwood being a pedophile?” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The … Continue reading 146 • For Pete’s Sake: Davidson & Buttigieg and The Perfect Age →
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“The more you call Trump a racist, the better he polls with white people.” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The … Continue reading 145 • Why Trump/Cohen Stormy Cover-up Is Not A Crime →
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Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor … Continue reading 144 • Best Animated Short? Kim Jung Un · American Diversity Council →
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Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor … Continue reading 143 • #AOC On False Political Choices · Desus & Mero · Mo Amer · Paul Shaffer →
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“Ask Hillary: “Bernie stays in ’til the end and does not pull out!” [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Week · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight … Continue reading 142 • Sanders Tosses His Teeth In The Ring · Kamala Rubio · Late Night Agrees: Sanders Old →
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Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Trevor … Continue reading 141 • Netfucked: Mo’Nique · Steve Harvey · Dave Chappelle · Colin Kaepernick →
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“Harken back to my sons coming of age. Remember telling them: ‘If Microsoft Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can damn well take a breath and ask that girl out!” ~Mark Whitney Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael … Continue reading 140 • Bill & Melinda Gates · Steve Martin Short · Joe List · Richard Kind →
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“President Rickles passed his physical. Totally aced the mammogram!” ~Mark Whitney [SCRIPT] Late Nite Last Nite · Bill Maher, Real Time, Samantha Bee, Full Frontal, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live, SNL, James Corden, The Late Late Show, Carpool Karaoke • Stephen Colbert, The Late Show, Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show, Seth … Continue reading 139 • Trump Physical: President Aces Mammogram →
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