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After lawyers pulled us off the air, we're back! And tonight we're talking about Fakahatchee getting a potential sister city!
Tonight's callers include:
Chester Lazerham: Worried about two governments poking around in his kitchen. Mikey Dusoleil: Why he's holding back on signing off on our sister city. Brad Clooney & Reese Aniston: With their picks for who our sister city should be. and othersLet's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock.
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It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News:
Tonight:
The DanZ and Florida Feud: Chuchi Bonhomme with a special update A special report from Chad 'The Nightmonster' Malloy. Gator Greg Statue Hits A Snag Fakahatchee Police BlotterJoin the other criminals of Fakahatchee on the Police Blotter by joining our Patreon
Sound off, Fakahatchee!
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Join us as KFAK broadcasts LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral at Duck Winter's GatorGanza in the Sir Chomps-a-Lot Feeding Pavillion where anything can happen. It promises to be a star studded affair with Mr. Winters' promising tons of celebrity appearances and other surprises to maximize your grief.
Services will be officiated by Father Michael Petrie
Readings by Royston Bongdonor and Skrit Chowderhorn Eulogies from Duck Winters, Mayor Mikey duSoleil, and a few other surprises Special Musical Guests and the heavenly sounds of the Our Lady of the Swamp Gospel ChoirWe're gonna grieve till we can't grieve no more. Tell your hankies they 'bout to get wet.
This episode is brought to you by Tom Clancy's Tactical Bananas and Flash Splash.
Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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@nightdrivefminsta on instagramGet your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and a poster that's only slightly less cool than your Scarface poster: NightDriveMerch.com
or support the show on Patreon!
And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, CJ Meeks, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock. Celebrity voices are impersonated, no celebrity in their right mind would participate in something like this.
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We say goodbye to an absolute legend among alligators as he slips and slides away into that great big muddy swamp in the sky. (We're talking about Heaven.)
Tonight's callers include:
Duck Winters: How will he continue on without his best friend (and best earning) alligator. Dr. Leonard 'Skinny' Scroggins: Shares his top three grieving tips. Has he solved the mystery of Mastica Ennui? Plinth Forsythe: Regales us with the story of how Gator Greg Luganis was awarded a purple heart. And others...So grab your tissues and your hankerchiefs! We're gonna share our memories of this big ole gator king and what he meant to us until our eyes run dry again.
This episode is brought to you by TK Cuddel's Doggeroo Smorgasbord and McGravay and Sons...And Also A Daughter Mortuary.
Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
@nightdrivefm on Twitter
@nightdrivefminsta on instagramGet your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
or support the show on Patreon!
And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock.
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It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News:
Tonight: Gator Sick! Wrangler Mangler Victims Found? Chess Moves Closer to Winner!Sound off, Fakahatchee!
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and on instagram @nightdrivefminstaWith a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and Clint Gage.
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Oh S#!t, Vampires
You know Clint and Evan from NightDrive as their geriatric rivalry poisons the safety of Fakahatchee's streets! Well they've launched a limited podcast based off a comedy novella they've put together featuring tons of different writers (including other NightDrive alums.)
Oh S#!t, Vampires is the story of a small town journalist who witnesses a shocking murder and decides to do something about it. But what she decides to do about it... is up to the next writer. With only the previous chapter to work with, and an opening line provided by the previous author, everybody gets to take their best swing at where she'll go next. New episodes every Friday!
Check out their series now on iTunes or Spotify
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The Great Snake Hunt is upon us! So grab your sticks, shovels and dynamite and get ready to turn those slippery snakes into cold hard cash.
Tonight's callers include:
Rickney Brofeld: With a great way to get those snakes and fast. Fr. Jonah Likely: Is he housing snakes in his holy 'Snaketuary?' Royston Bongdonor & Skrit Chowderhorn: Can Horace broker peace in our streets? Everyone's favorite serial killer The Hot Sauce Man And Sheriff Bud Nichols with an incredible announcement.So let's get stacking those snakes and then we can stack that paper! This episode is brought to you by Westtech's Snake Lasso and Attorney Mike Hammer.
Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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@nightdrivefminsta on instagramGet your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
or support the show on Patreon!
And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, Casey Redmon, Eric Toms and Clayton Meeks.
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Seems a quiet night- or is it?
Tonight's callers include:
Nasa Public Relations: Calling on the public to help find a missing moon rock. Bob Bragher: Is the Burger Barge the first bar and grill to sink? Rocker Dick Coors: Lookin' for a new Banquet Bear to complete the band.All of this and Dan Z Universe declares its sovereignty from Florida.
Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
@nightdrivefm on Twitter
@nightdrivefminsta on instagramGet your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
or support the show on Patreon!
And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Nick Clark, and Sean Bury, MajshippAtTeas and Nathan Greenaway
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Sheriff Bud Nichols has allowed Fakahatchee to spin out of control. Is it time for us to bring in a new sheriff?
Tonight's callers include:
Hot Sauce Man: His case for why we should keep the Sheriff. Councilman Richard Baysbahn: What's he suffering with this election year? Father Jonah Likely calls to give us an update on his condition and The Spanktuary.Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
@nightdrivefm on Twitter
@nightdrivefminsta on instagramGet your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
or support the show on Patreon!
And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Eric Toms, Sean Bury, Casey Redmon and Nathan Greenaway
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A very happy Holidays from all of us here in Fakahatchee. We hope you enjoy this old Eastern legend passed down from age to age by Bavarian immigrants: The Legend Tale of Klaus Santva
We'll see you in the new year!
We want to hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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and on instagram @nightdrivefminstaGet your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
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It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news:
Tonight: Prominent Author Crushed! Trapping the GOP at Olive Garden Big Bird Blacklisted?Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday!
I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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and on instagram @nightdrivefminstaGet your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon.
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The Mayor's Day Parade is finally here! It's the biggest celebration in Fakahatchee and KFAK is your live front row seat for every celeb, every band and every float with your host Horace Wexler and special guest host Duck Winters.
If you can't be standing in that thigh deep water around the route shoulder to shoulder with other excited and probably shirtless folks- this is your best option.
Note: This episode (unlike others) is presented in Stereo. Headphones or a car stereo will likely be your best listening experience.
Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
@nightdrivefm on Twitter
@nightdrivefminsta on instagramGet your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
or support the show on Patreon!
And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Eleanor Burkett, Casey Redmon, Clint Gage, CJ Meeks and Ron Babcock.
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After some very grim events the Fakahatchee Mayor's Day Parade is right around the corner but should we do the unthinkable and GASP! Cancel?!?
Tonight's callers include:
Hot Sauce Man: Refutes his murder victim's claims about his level of 'horny-ness' Plinth Forsythe: Shares some Fakahatchee history including the parade float that killed another float. Mayor Mikey DuSoleil with unveils a surprise for the parade.Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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@nightdrivefminsta on instagramGet your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
or support the show on Patreon!
And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Eric Toms, Drew Ensz and Sean Considine
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The lines are wide open tonight so call in and shares your thoughts and opinions like the following folks-
Tonight's callers include:
Royston Bongdonor: with his petition to bring back an old noise from yesteryear. Murray: asking why Fakahatchee doesn't have a state eel and why that frustrates he and the other Eel guys. Skrit Chowderhorn: shares his plan to stop Royston's petition in his tracks. And others caught in the fray (and some trapped in a van)Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
@nightdrivefm on Twitter
@nightdrivefminsta on instagramGet your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
or support the show on Patreon!
And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad and CJ Meeks.
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We take a break from this 32 minute block of music for a special announcement from multi-platinum recording artist, certified 'beach guy' and the legal mayor of Fakahatchee- Mikey duSoleil.
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It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news:
Tonight: A hole to fix a hole Worrying Friend Behavior Somebody's Getting CancelledCome visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday!
I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee!
@nightdrivefm on Twitter
and on instagram @nightdrivefminstaGet your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
With a very special thanks to CJ Meeks, Clint Gage and Sean Bury for audio volunteerism.
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KFAK is here for you! We're issuing this EMERGENCY SLEEP STORY, as part of our ongoing community outreach, to be deployed on any of the Alligators in your immediate vicinity.
Legally, we cannot guarantee this will make them fall asleep so please deploy and utilize with caution. But hopefully at the very least this will make them more docile, less 'frisky' and potentially easier to move by shoving them with a broom. Stay safe out there!Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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@nightdrivefminsta on instagramGet your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
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Every. Five. Years. The alligators descend on our town in an amount that can only be described as a 'spring break's' worth of overly amorous alligators looking to breed and get their rocks off. In addition to it being wildly inconvenient it's real gross.
Tonight's callers include:
Gator Farmer Duck Winters - with some pro-tips for those being harangued by these gators or caught in the middle of their love making. Fr. Jonah Likely - Discusses his plan to drive the gators from his place of worship/nightclub 'The Spanktuary' with a stick and some oil. A resident who's seen a rare Gatorking. And other residents caught in the fray.Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
@nightdrivefm on Twitter
@nightdrivefminsta on instagramGet your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Casey Redmon, Ron Babcock and KSantos.
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The Fakahatchee Mayor's Day parade is right around the corner and Horace wants to hear YOUR very best ideas and themes for the annual parade before Fakahatchee goes to the polls to vote on them.
Tonight's callers include:
Royston Bongdonor-mourns the loss of a brother who was poisoned by a rival gang member. Hot Sauce Man - He's got a few choice words for the Sheriff and a killer theme or two of his own. Coordinatio Chumongo - Has a theme that won't 'B' forgotten any time soon. And as always your calls and opinions.Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
@nightdrivefm on Twitter
@nightdrivefminsta on instagramAnd as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com
Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Sean Bury, Casey Redmon, Eric Toms and Clint Gage with additional vocal support from KSantos.
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It's Five pm... and time for the news:
Tonight: A brand new animal? No thank you! CDC teases exciting new symptoms for 2022 Horny Bot's Plug Pulled Mayor's Day is right around the cornerCome visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday!
I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee!
@nightdrivefm on Twitter
and on instagram @nightdrivefminstaGet your NightDrive Merch including the most bodaciou poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com
With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and KSantos for audio volunteerism.
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