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Guess what? Your gals picked up the ol' podcast equipment once more to implore the divas near and far to get yer tickets NOW for this summer's hottest fragrance event!
Our 2025 Murmurs Scent Swap takes place June 1st from 6-9. Bring a 50% full bottle of a perfume you'd like to part with and get automatically entered into our raffle, featuring sponsors like Luckyscent, the IAO, HollywoodGifts, James Veloria, and the queen herself, Hilde Soliani (among many, many others!)
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We <3 you all and hope you're getting prepped for our return to the old ball and chain (our respective microphones). Muah! See ya on Sunday, June 1st!
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They say opinions are like A$$holes: everyone has one. Well you're in luck frag hags because this very special Nose Candy Hotline episode has THREE! That's right, this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by artist, writer, sage advisor, and host of the hilarious podcast Dial Dan, Dan Allegretto! These three armchair experts are rolling up their sleeves, spraying down their wrists, and fastening on their thinking caps to answer your burning fragrance questions. That means everything from office scents to potato perfumes and mall goth musks to discontinuation discontent. Do you want to smell like fomo? What about blind buy regret? A locker room lookie-loo? Clock in, hunker down, and listen up because this episode is peppered with opinions that you should NOT take with a grain of salt!
Want even more from genius NYC bestie Dan Allegretto? RUN to patreon.com/dial_dan, follow him on insta @dan_allegretto and twitter @dan_allegretto!
Fragrances Discussed:
Clue With The Candlestick
Tauer Lonestar Memories
Burning Barbershop by DS & Durga
Drakkar Noir by Guy LeRoche
Coven by Andrea Maack
Abercombie Fierce
Comme Des Garcons Man 2
Creed Silver Mountain Water
Encre Noire à L'Extreme by Lalique
Encre Noir by Lalique
Kerosene Black Vines
Guerlain Insolence
Comme des Garcons by Comme des Garcons
Van Py Rhum by Lorenzo Pazzaglia
Naked Dance by Oddity
Elizabeth Arden Sunflowers
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Join your girls as they plumb the spiritual depths for a look into past life perfumes, which means everything from an incarnated infanticide frag, to an occulty Manson Family musk. Do you want to smell like the inherent darkness of the human soul? Or better a perfume that projects Pernicious Woman? A cosmic compendium of cherry chapsticks? Whether you're a gay housewife or a dirty Dubai chocolate bar, this is one Gelted and GOAT-ed episode that is best enjoyed in this lifetime.
Fragrances Discussed:
Slightly-B!tch by Filippo Sorcinelli
Encre Noire by Lalique
Attaquer Le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange
Encens Suave by Matiere Premiere
Age of Innocence by Toscovat
Inexcusable Evil by Toscovat
DS & Durga Peanut
Dirty Chocolate, a custom Caspsule Parfum
Glossier You
Santal 33 by Le Labo
Tailor-Made perfume sessions with @capsuleparfumerie
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Curious about what happens when two frag hags stop being polite and start getting real? This is The Real World, Nose Candy edition, which means your fake ass hosts are finally cutting the crap and smelling it like it is. The gals are sharing their favorite Real perfumes which means everything from a sex work scent, a Midsommar musk, and Palm Springs potpouri. Whether you're in the pocket of big Little Gem, swinging on a shag carpet, or just sipping on olive juice, this is one fresh, frank, and fragrant ep you won't want to miss.
Fragrances Discussed:
Angel by Mugler
Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani
Coven by Andrea Maack
Bruno Acampora Young Hearts
Moral Map by Clue
Warm Bulb by Clue
With The Candlestick by Clue
You Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange
Alguien II by Alguien
Mossy Glen by Villa Erbatium
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Want to know the frags Maddie and Chloe spray when they're feeling fraudulent? This week the fakest b!ches you know met up to talk about fragrance phonies, which means a banquette bouquet, a compote cologne and honey-ed horse chestnut. Whether you enjoy pudding with fall leaves, black pepper shortbread, or simply hair in your food, this is one bull$hit, bunk, and bogus ep you won't want to miss!
Fragrances Discussed:
Tonka Cola by Mancera
Panettone by Milano Fragranze
Hilde Soliani Sale e Pepe
Hilde Soliani Hot Milk
Santa Maria Novella Tabacco Toscano
Miller Harris Soufflot
Miller Harris Feuilles de Tabac
Baruti Chai
Cafe V by Olympic Orchids
SM Cafe by Strangers Parfumerie
Cachouli by Strangers Parfumerie
Warm Bulb by Clue
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This week the ladies are shining their scepters and filling their chalices just in time for an enchanted, ember-cloaked episode. Follow these bards along the wandering bridge to the Empire of Perfumoria and unlock the key to their Dark Twisted Perfume Fantasy. That means everything from a Bert and Ernie scent to a public library perfume and a mythic Mad Men fragrance. Whether you're a Dragon Rider, a Fae, a Wizard, or a necromancer, this is one elven and ethereal episode you won't want to miss!
Fragrances Discussed:
Warm Bulb by Clue
Les Cahiers Secrets by Jouissance
Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche
Relique d'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand
Byredo Bibliothèque
M/Mink by Byredo
Animalique by Byredo
Aromatics Elixir by Clinique
Ile Mythique by Chabaud
Lait et Chocolat by Chabaud
Lait Concentre by Chabaud
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This week your ladies are Nude as the News just in a time for a buckwild episode all about naked perfumes! That means the ladies are disinfecting with a Fabuloso frag, scrubbing down with a St. Ives scent, and embracing the malodorous with Un Musc. All that plus a list of potential perfumer pod guests, Chloe's choreography playbook, and Maddie's brand new perfume collection setup.
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Fragrances Discussed:
Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules
Pink Sugar by Aquolina
Baccarat Rouge 540
Andrea Maack Pavilion
Comme Des Garcons Marseille
Delina by Parfums de Marly
Essential Faith Perfume
Un Musc by Obvious Parfums
Une Vanille by Obvious Parfums
Une Figue by Obvious Parfums
Debaser by DS and Durga
Fighissimo by Hilde Soliani
Philosykos by Diptyque
Alluring Fig by Theodoros Kalotinis
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What do Anne Hathaway, Padma Lakshmi, and Tom Cruise all have in common? They’re all card carrying members of the brunette union. For this tall dark and handsome ep Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their favorite scents for brunettes, which meant architecture accords, benzoin bouquets, and a very special Passover perfume. Whether your hair is chestnut, chocolate, carmel or mahogany, this is a warm, rich, and tawny episode you won’t want to miss!
Fragrances Discussed:
Olene by Diptyque
Child by Susan D. Owens
Green Spell by Eris
Coven by Andrea Maack
Liis Rose Struck
Rien by Etat Libre D’Orange
Ambre Sultan by Serge Lutens
Aqua de Parma Colonia
Fleur d’Oranger by Serge Lutens
Encense Suave by Matiere Premiere
Ma Nishtana by Prissana
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This week your resident aesthetes met up to talk about perfumes that just smell... pretty. That means everything from French candy frags, to pound cake perfumes to a lobster bisque bouquet-- but this episode is more than just a pretty face! The search for the ultimate pretty girl perfume means tackling tough questions, such as: where can a girl get a pair of McQueen Armadillo boots? is Chloe's dream of quivering oysters a subconscious lesbian awakening? Why is Letterboxd called that? Whether you're a Pretty Mess, too pretty to work, or pretty much over reading this, pretty pretty please will you listen to this ep?
Fragrances Discussed:
Tihota by Indult
Casamorati Lira
Delta of Venus by Eris
Sweet Parmesan Violet by Hilde Soliani
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This week the ladies met up for a very timely episode in honor of the reason all student films look like that: the late great David Lynch. Inspired by their favorite artist's unique brand of terrifying cheeriness, the gals are talking about the surreal perfumes in their collections that are a bit.. askew. That means glass-scented sunshine, wood mill musk, tour bus toilet, and tampax top notes. From the scent of a Hollywood bungalow to meditation musk to a Laura Palmer perfume, these are the frags your gals are huffing like Dennis Hopper in memoriam of the best to ever do it. RIP!
Fragrances Discussed:
Crystal Saffron by Matiere Premiere
Uncut Gems by Frederic Malle
Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere
Celine Black Tie
Another 13 by Le Labo
Fantomas by Nasomatto
Erba Pura by Xerjoff
Secretions Magnifiques By Etat Libre D'Orange
Bois de Balincourt by Maison Louis Marie
Arsalan by Prin
Inexcusable Evil by Toskovat
Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker
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Can you guess which perfumes made the Nose Candy ladies :) and :( in 2024? Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss the year's most fragrant foibles and most redolent rewards, which means hair gel perfume, muffled roses, and a healthy spray of wax seal. Listen in as Chloe delves into her intergalactic voyage to meet Mr Universe, while Maddie scores a life-changing DILF perfume at their annual holiday scent swap. Whether you see the glass half full or are waiting for the other shoe to drop, this is a tart, tangy, toothsome little TBT you won't want to miss!
Fragrances Discussed:
Davidoff Cool Water
CK be
Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange
Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle
Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere
Jo Malone Red Roses
Serge Lutens La Fille De Berlin
Rauque by Roberto Greco
Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids
Tocadilly by Tocade
La Religieuse by Serge Lutens
Ambre Sultan by Serge Lutens
Chergui by Serge Lutens
L'Eau Serge Lutens
L'Eau d'Hermès
Estée Lauder Aramis
Fracas by Robert Piguet
Acqua di Gio
Fille de Joie Serge Lutens
Rose Highland by Jorum Studio
Les Chaussons Rouges by Odette Parfum Co and Pearfat Parfum
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It's that time of year again: your favorite olfactory oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to predict the biggest fragrance trends of 2025. That means everything from shower suds, to sea sprays, to cunted cantaloupe and creamy cleavage. Whether you want to smell like a seafaring melon, a sinewy starlet, or simply Slightly B!tch, do not touch that dial!
Fragrances Discussed:
Clue Warm Bulb
d'Annam white rice
Diptyque Eau Papier
Santal Basmati by Affinessence
Andrea Maack Ceramic
Chokedee by Strangers Parfumerie
Liquide Imaginaire Blanche Bête
Bianco Latte by by Giardini Di Toscana
Naomi Goodsir Bois d'Ascese
Naomi Goodsir Corpus Equus
Naomi Goodsir Iris Cendré
l'Attesa by Masque Milano
Calvin Klein Escape
Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange
Fantomas by Nasomatto
Adidas Moves
Andrea Maack Osmo
Room 1015 Wavechild
Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi
Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange
Jo Malone Red Roses
Zing by Andrea Maack
Child by Susan D. Owens
Olene by Diptyque
Comme des Garcons Marseille
J-Scent Paper Soap
J-Scent Yawahada
J'Adore Dior
Serge Luttens Fleur D'Oranger
Acqua Di Parma Colonia
Neroli Portofino by Tom Ford
Borneo by Serge Lutens
Poivre Noire by Serge Lutens
Slightly B!tch by Filippo Sorcinelli
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This week your ladies are glossy, bossy, and oakmoss-y just in time for an episode all about lipstick perfume! Maddie and Chloe met up to review their fave lipstick-scented frags and break down the notes that make these perfumes oh so kissable. That means the scent of a dominatrix on duty, a powdery pocketbook, and Eau de Eiffel Tower. All that plus the ladies host yet another scent swap, Maddie gets the sniffles, and Chloe cosplays as Beverly Hills Housewife Dorit Kemsley. Whether you overline, tint, stain, contour or simply bury them in Blistex, read our lips: listen to this ep!
Fragrances Discussed:
1889 Moulin Rouge by Histoire De Parfum
This Is Not a Blue Bottle by Histoire De Parfum
L'Attesa by Masque Milano
Dama Koupa by Baruti
Frederic Malle Lipstick Rose
Experimentum Crucis by Etat Libre D'Orange
Akro Night
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This week the ladies are sipping on Erewhon smoothies and ducking from paparazzi flashbulbs alongside world-famous Celebrity Book Club podcast co-host Lily Marotta! The comedian, performance artist, and infamous Italian American sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a conversation all about Celebrity perfumes, which meant everything from the scent of animal cruelty to cinnamon infinity pools to Eau de Vitamin Water. If you're a fan of lesbian feminist spoken word, the Bubble Yum duck, Broadway screen adaptations, or simply Old Hollywood glamour with modern touches, do not touch that dial: this is one A-list episode you will not want to miss!
Want even more from the brilliant and hilarious Lily Marotta? Go follow them on insta @lilyblueeyes and twitter @lilyblueyez and listen to every single episode of Celebrity Book Club podcast!
Fragrances Discussed:
Gucci Rush
Acqua di Gio by Armani
Gap Dream
Rose Struck by Liis
Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'Orange
Pink Sugar by Aquolina
Chloe Sevigny Little Flower by Régime des Fleurs
Tilda Swinton Like This by Etat Libre D'Orange
Baccarat Rouge 540
Ariana Grande Cloud
Britney Spears Fantasy
David Beckham Instinct
Issey Miyake L'Eau D'Issey
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This week your Cinnamon Girls are spicing things up with an episode all about pepper-upper perfumes that not only cut the mustard but are absolutely worth their salt! We all know variety is the spice of life, so Maddie and Chloe reached deep into the pantry for a discussion of their favorite olfactory seasoning blends. That means everything from Indian food frags, 80s aesthetics, patchouli projection, and bread and butter perfume. Whether you want to smell like a rose in an armpit or Sharon Stone in Casino, this episode is one piquant flavor saver that brings the heat!
Fragrances Discussed:
Tonka Cola by Mancera
Feuilles de Tabac by Miller Harris
CDG original
Le Labo Rose 31
Floral Rose by Dossier
Kerosene Followed
Angels' Share By Kilian
Il Tempo delle Mele by Hilde Soliani
Buon Pranzo by Hilde Soliani
Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani
Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani
Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani
Pink Sugar by Aquolina
Psychédélique by Jovoy
Mdci Invasion Barbare
Erotic by Franck Boclet
Mitsouko by Guerlain
Poems One Through Twelve by Universal Flowering
Experimentum Crucius by Etat Libre D'Orange
I am Trash by Etat Libre D'Orange
Exit The King by Etat Libre D'Orange
The Afternoon of a Faun by Etat Libre D'Orange
She Was An Anomaly by Etat Libre D'Orange
Fat Electrician by Etat Libre D'Orange
500 Years by Etat Libre D'Orange
Eau De Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange
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Music on, world off. Inspired by the block rocking beats they pumped all year, Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their most played perfumes of 2024, just in time for Nose Candy Wrapped! Whether you want to smell like a hot milk injection, a perfect pussy petal, or Maddie in middle school, this is the definitive list of the fb frags your gals just couldn't put down.
Fragrances Discussed:
Guerlain Insolence
Zoologist Hummingbird
Etat Libre d'Orange Rien
Guerlain Mitsouko
Joy by Jean Patou
Chanel No 5
Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani
Bianco Latte
Lait Concentre
CK One
Andrea Maack Coven
Black Tie by Celine
Fracas by Robert Piguet
Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche
Comme Des Garcons by Comme Des Garcons
Aromatics Elixir by Clinique
Comptoir Sud Pacifique Vanille Banane
Olympic Orchids Mardi Gras
Bruno Acampora Musc
Angel by Mugler
Chanel Le Lion
Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker
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This week your favorite supersprayers have their finger on a button even more destructive than the pulse of perfume popularity. That's right, Maddie and Chloe came to the table for a two-woman treaty on nuclear perfume performance and these hawks are ready to declare all out olfactory warfare! Before they detonate, they're targeting the tough tactical questions, namely: Which perfume is 80s-era Melanie Griffith wearing? Is Hilde Soliani a cheesemonger on weekends? When the hell will Vanna White finally retire??? Seek shelter and don't forget your prep kit; this is an atomic episode that guarantees Mutually Assured Destruction :)
Fragrances Discussed:
Les Notes Gourmandes Heliotrope by Reminiscence
Blanche Bête by Liquides Imaginares
Orgasmo by Hilde Soliani
Une Tira D'Autra by Hilde Soliani
Sweet Parmesan Violet by Hilde Soliani
Sale e Pepe by Hilde Soliani
Mmm by Hilde Soliani
Donna Sentenza by Hilde Soliani
Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani
Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani
Mango on the Rocks by Hilde Soliani
Drink Menta by Hilde Soliani
Mary Jane by Born to Stand Out
Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange
Dev 1- IV by Olympic Orchids
Comme Des Garcons Original
Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange
Sarah Baker Leopard
Sarah Baker Jungle Jezebel
Pink Sugar by Aquolina
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Start preening your Pinterest and refining your registry fragheads, this week the ladies are joined by fan fave Nose Candy guest Steve Gontarski to talk all about wedding perfumes! You may know Steve from his genius Tik Toks, ubiquity on the Luckyscent instagram, and as the manager of Scent Bar LA, but did you know he's also mawwied? The LA perfume icon sat down with the gals to talk about the scent he wore on his wedding day and graciously allowed the ladies to design their own fantasy weddings, which meant white tuxedos, chocolate fountains, and a perfume that smells like a rabbit cage. All that PLUS Maddie preserves her stake in CDG and fearlessly defends Zoologist's iconography while Chloe makes an argument for layering three of the strongest perfumes on earth.
Want even more Steve Gontarski? Follow him on Tik Tok @myscentcollection and Insta @stevengontarski.
Fragrances Discussed:
Don't Cry For Me Altaia
Diptyque Olene
Fils de Joie by Serge Lutens
Panettone by Milano Fragranze
Baruti Perverso
Akro Smoke
Theodoros Kalotinis Coffee Addict
Francesca Bianchi Unspoken Musk
Serge Lutens Five O'Clock Au Gingembre
Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumee
Serge Lutens Santal Majuscule
Crabtree and Evelyn Room Spray
Ernesto Cire Trudon Candle
Old Spice
4711 Cologne
Comme Des Garçons Carnation
Comme Des Garçons Harissa
Comme Des Garçons Rouge
Comme Des Garçons Sequoia
Comme Des Garçons Palisander
Female Christ by 19-69
Comme Des Garçons Lily
Guerlain Muguet
Comme Des Garçons Original
Comme Des Garçons Marseille
Serge Lutens L'Orpheline
Gap Dream
CK One by Calvin Klein
Halston by Halston
Red Door by Elizabeth Arden
Zoologist Rabbit
Zoologist Harvest Mouse
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Dust off your top hat and pull out your white rabbit because this week your favorite mentalists are discussing perfect perfume illusions. Maddie and Chloe both brought along olfactory evidence of perfumers' sleight of hand, which means a warm hair scent, a Frou Frou frag and a reincarnated rose. Are you ready to suspend disbelief, embrace illusion, and experience the mind-bending mentalism of perfume magic? This is one fabulous feat of fragrance endurance you will not want to miss!
Fragrances Discussed:
Mango on the Rocks Hilde Soliani
Snowy Owl by Zoologist
DSH Perfumes
Papier D'Armenie Rose Candle
Santa Maria Novella Rose Water
Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange
Penhaligon's The Coveted Duchess
Rose Highland by Jorum Studio
Gorseland by Jorum Studio
Rose Oud by Eric Buterbaugh
Red Roses by Jo Malone
Rosa Nigra by Filippo Sorcinelli
Slightly Bitch by Filippo Sorcinelli
No Oud by Baruti
Andrea Maack Craft
Relique D'Amour by Oriza L. Legrand
Clue Warm Bulb
Clue Morel Map
Clue With The Candlestick
Clue The Point
D'Annam White Rice
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This week your gals are going nuts for a petroleum perfume, bananas for a thai food frag, and losing their senses over the smell of Hot Dog on a Stick. That's right, Maddie and Chloe are sliding off their straight jackets to share the unhinged perfumes in their collections that are juuuust crazy enough to work. That means everything from sneaky balene, to Mother's Day milkshakes to Blue Velvet burglaries. All that PLUS Maddie overcomes her social media addiction, Chloe adds a stack of titles to her Cinema Salon, and the ladies cook up a Parent Trap-style caper to get Olivier Cresp and Ellen Covey mawwied. Tune in, spray on, and act out frag heads, this is a deeply demented episode you will not want to miss!
Fragrances Discussed:
Stora Skuggan Thumbsucker
Akro Malt
Comme des Garçons Marseille
Universal Flowering Poems One Through Twelve
Universal Flowering Holy Hell
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