Ralph Russo on the benevolence of the AP poll and getting pulled over in MississippiPodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
The AP's Ralph Russo joins to talk about the purpose, history, and logistics behind the AP poll, the luck involved in dynasties, and getting out of speeding tickets in Mississippi. Also: Ask PAPN! Shea Patterson vs. Brian Lewerke, and what's the worst school Nick Saban could win a national title at?
Let's take a trip to the self-loathingest corners of the SECPodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
It's the PAPN Whitesnake hour! Let's talk about Florida, LSU, Auburn, existential dread, a changed Ed Orgeron, Nick Fitzgerald, grading Gus Malzahn without talking about Bama, the FSU-LSU series that is NOT A HOME-AND-DAMN-HOME, and ... stop talking, Will Muschamp.
Kevin Kelley on why punting is overrated and why there's a tactical answer to everythingPodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
Kevin Kelley, championship-winning coach of Arkansas' Pulaski Academy, joins PAPN to discuss the whole "never punts" thing, along with getting better without getting better, progressions vs. reads in the passing game, and why fade routes are bad. Also: MAILBAG TIME.
This is the year we find out if Will Muschamp can evolvePodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
Muschamp wants South Carolina to evolve beyond Big, Dumb Football. Can he pull it off? Also: BIG, DUMB THINGS -- Ohio State! Baylor! UNC Jordans! Angry Bama fans! Blaming ESPN for things ESPN had nothing to do with!
So ... about that quiet offseason...Podcast Ain't Played Nobody add
Urban Meyer, Ohio State, and Lesson No. 1,402 about what happens when you support the apparatus over the individual. Also: nervous birds, wonderfully dumb bowl sponsors, ACC power rankings, WEEK ZERO PAPN BOWL, lionizing Chip Kelly, appreciating Gus Malzahn, and improving Conference USA.
A Mark Richt team with high expectations? THE INTERNET'S GOT OPINIONSPodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
“Miami-ing,” "Mark Richting," a bad Bud Foster defense, Mick Foley, Scott Frost, Matt Canada, Jim Harbaugh, Jeff Brohm, Hal Mumme, and the triple option. WHEW!
Yinzers in Mississippi and putting the Fun back in FSUPodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
Joe Moorhead’s offense and a win-now year at Mississippi State, the ACC’s unbelievable depth (every team’s got a semi-realistic chance at a top-40 performance), UAB’s new stadium, coozies vs. huggies, and a boatload of SabanOrs.
Quietest. Offseason. Ever.Podcast Ain't Played Nobody add
The college football offseason has been so quiet, that we're scrounging for really dumb (okay, dumber than normal) things to argue about. Also: Finebaum and radio history, a chalky P5, arguing about Paul Johnson, NDSU to the MAC, and what Auburn's 2017 says about OOC scheduling.
Last Chance U's staying power and how the Mike Leach-Wazzu marriage will endPodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
Quiet offseasons are good offseasons (even if they produce silly stories like Mike Gundy and his AD bickering about recruiting). Plus: Who's No. 2 in the Big 12? Why isn't TCU playing Ohio State in Fort Worth? Is football apparel next for Puma? And what's going to matter in the next round of realignment?
2018: The Year of the Running Back. Or the Defensive Coordinator. Or the QB Transfer.Podcast Ain't Played Nobody add
Athlon's Mitch Light joins Bill and Godfrey to talk about zip codes, Army passes, fade routes, negative LSU predictions, Herm, Kent State, ranking conferences, and when an injury wrecks your entire magazine.
PAPN: Crooked Letters editionPodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
A special edition of PAPN talking about Godfrey's dual Mississippi project -- the Foul Play video series on go90 and the corresponding written opus, Crooked Letters. Everybody cheats, the death penalty isn't a thing anymore, and Ole Miss had to leave so many stupid breadcrumbs for things to play out the way they did.
Project X, a Vegas doubleheader, and future Saban titles vs. LeBron titlesPodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
Godfrey made a TV show, Las Vegas should host every conference title game, Stanford needs a healthy QB for once, Nick Saban would make an amazing AD (but won't), and what's the latest on LSU's perpetual existential crisis?
Rest in peace, Pac-12. You had a good run.Podcast Ain't Played Nobody add
Just because the Pac-12 had a bad year doesn't mean it's not a power conference anymore. Also: Oregon was once as hard a job as Oregon State, Clay Helton only has to be good for USC to be great, Kliff Kingsbury to Bama?, and what do analysts actually *do*?
A Moorhead offense, Project X, and UCLA vs. the University of HiroshimaPodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
TCU is not Methodist, A PROJECT X ANNOUNCEMENT, gross sports superstitions and vengeance, Joe Moorhead and explosiveness, what if Scott Frost DOESN'T work out?, Kirby Smart vs. Nick Saban, Houston and Hiroshima to the Pac-12, and are good ADs as good as bad ADs are bad?
BYU, Liberty, "system guys," and selling alcohol in stadiumsPodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
AAC power rankings, the benefits of running plug-and-play "system," BYU in the short and long term, why no FBS conference would take Liberty, CFP odds in May, this week's "Saban or...", and why selling alcohol at games is a win-win for everyone.
DRAFT DAY INFINITY WAR SPOILERS BALDNESS PILLS JEREMY PRUITTPodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
What happens when the NCAA loses its cheerleaders? Who wins Memphis vs. Houston in the AAC West? When do we find out about Ole Miss transfers? How do we feel about former Briles assistants? How long until the SEC beats the gregariousness out of Joe Moorhead? We got through a lot today! Including the things in the title!
Behold, as we accidentally set the state of Texas on firePodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
Can Luke Fickell coach? Is ECU a lost cause? How good is Jalen Hurts, really? Is Lee Corso seriously 90 years old? Who's Jeremy Kelly? And behold, as we manage to piss off every Texas fan base in a single scenario.
Enjoy your last quiet year before Nebraska fans get chesty and loud againPodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
Spring games, second-year breakouts (hello, Tom Herman), LSU fan despair, Mike Bobo, SDSU and national press, Utah State and close losses, and the best sipping tequila for a Cinco de Mayo wedding.
ESPN+, Stephen Garcia, Project X, and the Mountain West MalaisePodcast Ain't Played Nobody add
What ESPN+ will and won't offer, why the Mountain West buzz is non-existent, and reader questions spanning from Stephen Garcia to USC to ... maybe (gasp) an actual Texas home-field advantage?