Episodes
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Season 3: Oops All Arnold! postmortem episode! In which Shane & Ryan unearth the remains of all the season 3 games and plop them on the examining table so they can pay their final respects(?)! Also: Ryan edits 2 minutes-worth of coughs out of the podcast, Shane creates a whole-ass program for his quiz (showoff), Ryan botches the outro, and more!
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Episode 30- In which Shane & Ryan talk to the hand in order to watch and play the games of Jonathan Mostow’s (and let’s face it, Arnold’s too) obvious money laundering scheme disguised as the long-awaited sequel to one of the most beloved action movies of all time (what could possibly go wrong?!): Terminator 3 colon Rise of The Machines! Also: Ryan ponders the reasoning for Skynet’s sunglasses kink, Shane makes a killer My So Called Life Reference (remember that show? DO YOU?!), Dueling Shaq/Harrison Ford impersonations, and more in this action-packed Season 3: Oops All Arnold finale!
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Episode 29- In which Shane & Ryan Ride on horses in an elevator in order to watch and play the game of noted aquaphile James Cameron’s movie about marriage and zany terrorists: True Lies! Also: Ryan gets triggered by Fred Flintstone, Shane fights his fiercest battle yet against “with a missile” or “on a missile”, I love the Nineteen Nine-A-Tees, and more!
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Episode 28- In which Shane & Ryan put on their red shirts, blue jeans, and brown leather jackets in order to watch and play the games of yet another John McTiernan action epic...epic FLOP, that is (ZING!): Last Action Hero! Also: Ryan correctly identifies the Nexus Event for our current dark timeline, Shane can’t tell the difference between Aretha Franklin & Tina Turner (please don’t cancel us!), Arnold loves(?) reciting pro wrestling promos, and more!
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Episode 27- In which Shane & Ryan grab a sack of quarters, hop on to the same motorized scooter and head to the Galleria in order to watch and play the games of James Cameron’s global smash hit odd couple buddy action movie sequel: Terminator 2 colon Judgement Day! Also: Ryan FINALLY turns his ire toward George Thorogood, Shane FINALLY turns his ire toward Edward Furlong, feature spotlight on the amazing Earl Boen, and more!
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Episode 26- In which Shane & Ryan get their @sses to Mars in order to watch and play the games of Paul Verhoeven’s ultra-violent three-titted 5 alarm sci-fi banger: Total Recall! Also: Ryan is particular with title grammar (shocker), Shane finally starts to display the signs of early onset Schwarzenegger-triggered Stroke Syndrome, it’s time to pick a bone with birthday psychics, and more!
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Episode 25- In which Shane & Ryan slip into their towels and take a violent stroll through a Siberian bath house in order to watch and play the games of Walter Hill’s spectacularly forgettable buddy cop comedy that unfortunately really does exist: Red Heat! Also: “Contra with our d**ks out”, Madea’s Revolution X, Shane REALLY likes bath house scenes, and more!
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Episode 24- In which Shane & Ryan put on their leotards lined with xmas lights and hop in their dune buggies in order to watch and play the games of Paul Michael Glaser’s take on Stephen King’s take on OTHER writer Robert Sheckley’s take on reality TV-centric dystopian futures: The Running Man! Also: Ryan does a tight minute on our prison system, Shane debuts the John Wick Alarm, the definitive difference that makes a computer store “good” is finally revealed, and more!
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Episode 23- In which Shane & Ryan call each other sunnuvab!tches while mid-air arm wrestling in order to watch and play the games of John McTiernan’s pre-Die Hard all-time action movie heavyweight: Predator! Also: Ryan has a knack(?) for making movie theme lyrics, Shane comes right out the gate with the hot take, the Bad Joke Jingle makes its debut, and more!
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Episode 22- In which Shane & Ryan are sent to past in so they can bang their best friend’s mom in order to watch and play the games of James Cameron’s 100% Tomatometer-rated Cyber-Arnold showcase extravaganza: The Terminator! Also: Ryan doesn’t know how to open doors, Shane suffers from meatball-related Mandela Effect, THREE EFFING’ HOURS?!, and more!
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Episode 21- Season 3 is here! In which Shane & Ryan get a special visitor that will forever change the course of this season, as well as force them to watch and play the game of Richard Fleischer’s creep-laden sword and sorcery sequel: Conan The Destroyer! Also: Ryan is forced to change his plans, Shane might be smarter than Skynet, goddamn the basement has a lot of stairs, and more!
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Time to bring our FebruSCARY horror franchise games mini-season to close, where Shane & Ryan play and discuss the games of James Wan & Leigh Whannell’s franchise featuring everyone’s favorite noted non-consensual game and tricycle enthusiast: The Saw franchise! Featuring our first ever guest host: Shane’s creaking chair-- so strap yourselves in and get ready from some sweet QTE action!!
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Next up in our FebruSCARY horror franchise games mini-season, Shane & Ryan play and discuss the games of Wes Craven’s dreamboat slasher that built New Line Cinema (and Robert Englund’s career): The (A) Nightmare on Elm Street franchise! Kung Fu this primetime, B*tch!
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Next up in our FebruSCARY horror franchise games mini-season, Shane & Ryan play and discuss the games of Victor Miller/Sean Cunningham’s heartwarming slasher extravaganza about a mother’s unconditional devotion to her son, and her son’s undying love for her: The Friday the 13th franchise! So let’s get ready to Ki Ki Ki, Ma Ma Make our way to Camp Crystal Lake!
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Next up in our FebruSCARY horror franchise games mini-season, Shane & Ryan play and discuss the…uh…game…of John Carpenter’s progenitor of horror slashers: The Halloween franchise! EVIL DIES TONIGHT?
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The first entry in our FebruSCARY mini-season, in which Shane & Ryan play and discuss the games of different horror franchises, starting with Tobe Hooper’s cautionary tale about cannibalistic hillbillies: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise! Franklin’s the worst, right?!
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Season 2 Postmortem episode! In which Shane & Ryan unearth the remains of all the season 2 games and plop them on the examining table so they can pay their final respects(?)! Also: Known sexual deviant Jar Jar Binks drops by, a divisive HSW Awards, a mini season on the horizon, and more!
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Episode 20- the season 2 finale! In which Shane & Ryan grab the Barbasol and their Hawaiian shirts in order to play and discuss the games of yet ANOTHER tectonically successful Steven Spielberg joint: Jurassic Park! Also: Ryan ponders the practicality of virtual space computer filing systems, Shane seems pretty sure that dinosaurs are aliens, 1993 is the peak point of civilization and we have a quiz to prove it, and more!
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Episode 19! In which Shane & Ryan take off their shoes & socks and make fists with their toes in order to play and discuss the games of John McTiernan’s holiday-adjacent classic: Die Hard! Also: Ryan doesn’t know how to hear any more about McClane’s bare feet, Shane has a thing for offensive German accents, it’s time to plat Die Hard(est), and more!
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Episode 18! In which Shane & Ryan go surfing through the circuits of time in order to play and discuss the games of Stephen Herek’s film about a totally tubular time traveling twosome: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure! Also: Ryan finds a new low, Shane gives more backstory to his depraved childhood upbringing under the foot of Wimpy’s, how many historical Bills and Teds can Shane save, and more!
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