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Alanna starts the episode in full tears hot off her breakup with the Italian. No detail is spared (well, maybe a couple) as she unpacks how he ruined her birthday. Tune in for a deep dive into what it feels like to end relationships while still in love, she reads old love letters, and reflects on the ones she has loved before.
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Alanna has gone full crazy. Listen as she takes you through every human emotion in this jam packed episode filled with sex, love, loss, and so many tears.
Alanna celebrates her birthday by ranting into her microphone to catch you up on the Italian man in her life, reveal a secret about her sex life that would send every ex to his grave, celebrate the anniversary of her discovery of Blake Horstmen on Raya, get intimate about her sex life, talk about a man who attempted a comeback into her life, tell you what she is grateful for this Thanksgiving, answer your burning questions, and cause her podcast equipment water damage from all her tears. Settle in, we are about to GET INTO IT.Send me a text!
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This is the best episode of Recipe for Crazy YET. Brace yourselves for a halloween spooktacular treat filled with verbal assaults to former colleagues, Alanna’s second sexual awakening, a diabolical recount of her date last night, and what happened in Miami at Shanae’s bachelorette party.
This episode has two parts within the episode and if you think the first part is crazy… just wait until you get hit with part two.Send me a text!
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Alanna reflects on last week's episode and her life off antidepressants before giving a deep dive into every man she has dated since arriving in Florida.
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With hindsight and a (somewhat) level head, Alanna reopens the wounds of her last relationship as she reveals what REALLY went down between her ex-boyfriend and America's favorite Bachelor in Paradise couple following Brandon Jones' recent interview on Clayton Echard's podcast, Beyond the Cover. Brace yourselves.
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Alanna returns after the most horrific event of her life to answer listeners burning questions, talk about her experience with a well endowed man, and spill the tea you have been longing for. Let's not make it weird.
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Alanna has a one on one with date coach and exclusive matchmaker, Jaydi Samuels Kuba. Listen as Jaydi unpacks Alanna's current dating struggles, offers insightful takeaways on when to introduce your "crazy" to unsuspecting men, and Alanna borderline blackmails Jaydi into setting her up with Seth MacFarlane or any other funny but influential men in Hollywood.
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Alanna returns to podcasting with a special guest, her twelve year old niece.
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Alanna battles the Florida elements in her anticipated (hardly) return to podcasting. Alanna dissects men who dared to take her out on dates, her sexual frustrations, politics, and her recent viral video with Melissa Jo Real Recipes. This episode is explicit.
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Alanna is hormonal and taking meetings with potential lawyers for the inevitable lawsuit that could come from this episode. This week she welcomes returning guest Courtney Robertson and the tea will BURN your lips... just like Alanna's eyes when she saw Blake Horstmann on the Love Is Blind reunion episode. Tune in for the Bachelor Women Tell All recaps, hot takes, and our guttural reactions to what we saw on tv last week.
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Alanna briefly addresses her latest TikTok scandal before going off the rails with guest, LT Murray. Together they rehash war stories from Michelle Young's season of The Bachelorette and swap crazy relationship stories. LT finally gets his chance to speak his peace, drops knowledge from the show that leaves Alanna speechless (to avoid lawsuits, of course), and provides mindful motivational speeches to those in need.
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Alanna is desperately seeking refuge after discovering an ex infiltrated her podcast downloads, talks about Amanda Bynes' manicurist ambitions, reveals her deepest fear, makes a shocking proposition, and squanders what remains of her likability by addressing yet another cancelable offense.
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Alanna emerges from her insomnia and depression to berate your ears with her wisdom and lack there of. Alanna dishes on health secrets she learned from her time with the Kardashians, trying to sleep with Theo Von, a story about making Bobby Lee feel uncomfortable, answers listeners burning questions (like who she’s spoken with since the explosive New Years episode), and introduces you to a new character in her life - Daddy Warbucks.
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Alanna is joined by her high school friend to discuss glory holes, Saltburn (spoilers!), the regrowth of Alanna's hymen, and dating a high school teacher all before they prank call Bachelor Nation favorites. Tune in to hear us talk Tahzjuan into crab exposure therapy and get a cease and desist from SKIMS.
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Alanna comes to terms with her fatphobia before Courtney Robertson joins to rehash the show we love to hate. Tune in for gossip, laughs, and prank calling.
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Alanna starts strong with a mental breakdown before welcoming guest, Dave Neal who opens up about gaslighting his balls and doxing before throwing Alanna into the hot seat to tackle her latest podcast outbursts. They talk sex, scandals, lawsuits, STDs, and the gestational side effects of Ozempic.
TIMESTAMPS00:25 Alanna makes her first formal an public apology
01:26 Talking about a terrifying encounter with Dane Cook
03:29 A brief introduction to the man known as Dave Neal
06:19 Alanna takes issue with how a woman faked a pregnancy
07:03 Talking about a prank gone terribly wrong
08:36 Alanna’s Receipts and the hidden photo folder
16:04 Trigger warning for the weak minded
17:25 The start of Alanna’s mental break
20:58 Alanna’s life is that of Nicolas Cage a la “The Family Man”
23:28 The harsh truth about getting cancer
24:36 “I was in a rage today” The missing hard drive and death threats
28:39 Current events and agoraphobia
30:40 Welcome Dave Neal!
31:11 Dave Neal can use any bathroom he wants
32:31 Dave Neal is trying to tempt women with a provocative wardrobe
33:33 Everybody is pregnant
33:53 Ozempic’s hidden side effect and Dave talks about gaslighting his balls
38:23 Dave asks about Alanna’s dating standards and more
40:56 Alanna’s red flags and Dave’s wise words on relationships
42:46 Alanna tells the real story behind the breakup one of her recent flings
50:26 Dave and Alanna debate her bachelor dating app run in
57:47 The mod mentality of social media
01:03:03 The internet is easily offended and Alanna offers sound advice for those in the line of fire
01:05:08 Alanna calls out a troll and Dave talks about his internet troll run ins
01:06:44 Humans are disgusting little monsters
01:07:27 Alanna asks Dave a burning question
01:09:29 Dave’s lawsuit
01:09:47 Dave’s snub on Nick Viall’s podcast
01:11:15 The speech of Dave’s life
01:12:13 Dave gives his thoughts on Alanna’s wild podcast stories
01:15:40 Thank you Dave Neal and Alanna teases an upcoming and interesting episode you don’t want to miss or maybe you do
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Alanna welcomes her first guest that is not biologically connected to her, the legendary Courtney Robertson from the 16th season of The Bachelor. The former contestant and producer duo compare show experiences before addressing their deep rooted relationships with addiction and opening up on emotional experiences never shared publicly. And yes... they address the "Bleep."
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00:08 Guest Intro
04:41 Addressing the haters
07:05 Welcome Courtney Robertson / Courtney is a dream Bachelor contestant
10:20 Talking about the inauthenticity of contestants
12:22 Courtney’s Pregnancy
17:07 Being single in Florida / Courtney talks about eligible bachelor, Chris Soules
20:13 Difficulties of dating with a bad rep on the internet, Courtney gives dating advice
23:27 Courtney opens up about her mom, they talk about their shared life experiences with alcoholic parents
27:41 Attracting men active in addition, Courtney’s relationship with Jesse Metcalfe and challenges faced with his sobriety
29:25 Courtney reveal and her struggles with her family, going into hometowns with that anxiety, her mom’s relapse, and hospitalization
33:40 Courtney opens up on her mother’s passing
36:40 Addition and their struggles with having parents with addiction. Emotional turn as Courtney dives deep into her struggles towards the end of her mother’s passing. Her regrets and the show played into that during that time
48:08 Talking about watching our parents towards the end of their battle with addiction
51:15 Dating someone who struggles with substance abuse
58:35 Addressing the “bleep” from Courtney’s episode on After Reality
59:48 Courtney’s ex’s latest girlfriend reaches out. The narrative our ex’s gave to their next girlfriends about us.
01:03:02 Alanna asks who chose Courtney’s proposal dress, BTS talk
01:06:50 Alanna urges Courtney to bring out her personality again
01:08:40 Shanae’s reaction when Alanna updated her on what happened with Alanna’s ex and former contestants
01:15:30 Potential Bachelor contestants coming on R4C
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Alanna addresses last week's explosive episode before sitting down with the mother of one of the craziest women on the internet. They discuss the extraterrestrial realm, flat Earth, dating, and unearth tales from Alanna's childhood.
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Alanna rings in the New Year from her death bed, berates her listeners with her physical aliments and gives unwanted forgiveness to everyone who wronged her in 2023 with a lengthy list of people who will likely need to join a support group upon listening to this chaotic episode.
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Alanna gets deep after being triggered by a slim jim, explains how said slim jim sent her into an existential crisis, clears up the drama of her dating app run in, and welcomes her first guests before they give their hot takes on dating, relationships, and Alanna being twice the size of her ex-boyfriends new boo.
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