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Well, that's it. Three years of cravings, sixty-nine episodes, and one amazing finale weekend. This is the last episode of Salt Cravings, recorded live on July 3rd, as part of a charity stream where everyone raised $1744.38 for the Black Trans Femmes in the Arts Collective. The podcast has been a joy to make, so we were committed to finishing it off right, with some joyous cravings. We wanted to talk about gremlin women, systems for group game streaming, the Salt Cravings TTRPG (watch for its release soon) and special abilities for all. We get a quick visit from the fifth dimension, then solve a plethora of cravings from the people. It may be over, but when you need us, you can always call for……The Salt Squad!
Person on Tiktok who does Simlish covers
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Finale episode recording time
July 3rd, Sunday, 11am PT
Stream dates & timesJuly 1st, Thursday, noon-10pm PTJuly 2nd, Friday, noon-10pm PTJuly 3rd, Saturday, 10am-10pm PTJuly 4th, Sunday, 10am-10pm PTBTFA Collectivehttps://www.btfacollective.org/
BTFA is a community-based arts organization that builds community and mobilizes resources to support Black trans femme artists (artists who were assigned male-at-birth and now identify somewhere underneath the femme umbrella).
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Well folks, here we are. The penultimate episode of Salt Cravings, the final one before our livestream. Now don't cry because it's over or smile because it happened, because it's not over! We've still got cravings! Today we deliver you a whole sack of them, including: the ability to read consistently, relics of the old Internet, redistribution of excess housing, and an examination of the podcast. Find it all, and more on the………Salt Cravings AOL!
Take a look at this post to find out more about our upcoming livestream from July 1st-4th!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Her Royal Highness, the Immortal Empress, has a decree for all of you: you must listen to this episode. It is a masterpiece, full of contradiction and complication, a piece of art worthy of the highest crown in the land. Indeed, it is full of upbeat songs with depressing lyrics, safe discomfort, hard games which encourage you, and cooking as a group. And of course, who can forget about that dear, slightly esoteric round of Burn That Craving, that will leave you asking "how can you even burn that?" All this and more, delivered at perfect pace. After all, where else can you get so many.......Sobs Per Minute!
Mad World by Tears For Fears
Upbeat Upset!!! - Send your suggestions in!
Brothers In Arms, in alpha now!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Head's up! Our intro and outro this week is a bit about resistance cells in YA novel dystopias, it has no relation to anything happening with regards to Palestinian resistance right now, but wanted to provide the warning anyway. It was recorded before we knew about the current explusions in the Sheikh Jarrah neighbourhood, we stand with the Palestinians against the Israeli occupation and colonial violence.
This podcast is coming to you through our secret frequencies, as we deliver the cravings that The Evil Hierarchy doesn't want you to know...today's forbidden cravings are encrypted, de-encrypted, re-encrypted, and de-re-encrypted for your safety. They are: a better purpose for work, a better washer and dryer, a better attention span, and some (subjectively) better underwear. Plus, another round of Burn That Craving gives us something old, something new, and something supremely cursed. Now, tell me, what do you know about the mysterious......He/They Lesbian Jesus!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Spoilers for She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Heaven Will Be Mine, Young Avengers (2013) and The Legend of Korra from 28:00-37:27
You know, Salt Cravings is in its old age now, which is perhaps why this episode is a bit...messy. In fact, in this episode, we can only tell you three of the four cravings, because the other one is a spoiler for four goddamn series. But I promise: the stumbling, the biffing, the...eclectic nature, it all just adds to the fun! You get to hear Clair and Brianna talk about synthetic instruments, downloading more RAM, [SPOILERS], and solarpunk. Plus, you get to vote on who won in this week's BURN! THAT! CRAVING! Come sit down with us and our new favourite album..........Switched-On C0TT4G3C0R3!
Ringtone (Remix) by 100 gecs, feat. Charli XCX, Rico Nasty, Kero Kero Bonito
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Hey! Now that we have decided dates for the Salt Cravings livestream (July 1-4), we're wanting to know who might be interested! We'll need streamers, tech people, moderators, all sorts! If you're interested in participating, fill out the following form: https://forms.gle/z6thLsxRpbQpiGMD6
We're so excited to unveil the Salt Cravings 64, everyone's favourite new video game console. On the Salt Cravings 64, you can play all sorts of new cravings: now with 3D gameplay! Some of our launch titles include: Cool Dice, Abolishing Daylight Savings, Revolution and Butch/Femme Representation. If those don't sound like games to you, then you're clearly not ready for what we've got in store next. That's right, first it's video games, then we're changing the world with........Lesbian Professor X!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Salt Cravings is in the house tonight! We've got everything you need to throw an epic rager in this year of ours, 2011! We've got a heist movie, a good pregame, some cool-looking letters and a conversation happening just within earshot! You know we know how to get swagalicious here! Oh man, the movie's about to start, let's sit down and watch.......The Sydney Opera Heist!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Forsooth! Quiver in your boots, cravings, for the Knights of the Cravings Table have come to slay you for the people! Whether the people need it or not! Today we shall smite...an actual leftist party, the truth about history, direct mutual aid, and sewing knowledge. And we shall do it all in the name of.....the Musical Party of Canada!
Also! Tentative dates for the End of Salt Cravings stream announced as July 1-4th! More details coming soon on how to get involved!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Content Warning: Talk about cannibalism from 26:20-33:00
Vague Hades spoilers from 4:20-14:00
Star Wars talk from 15:00-25:30
The vibes have been flipped and tossed and turned around in this episode of Salt Cravings! Clair brings us a Star Wars craving as she begs for the death of Anakin Skywalker, then ponders how we could get mechs in real life, without consequences. Meanwhile, Brianna gushes about Hades, and starts up the discourse engine by talking about non-binary lesbians who don't include trans women! And our fan craving, well...just look at the content warning. Get ready to vibe as we talk about......The Fault In Our Star Wars!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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The end of 2020 is here! Let us feast on its energy together! Clair is excited to ring in the new year with screaming, while Brianna wants to exist in the liminal space between Christmas and New Year's forever (and also never). Once we get into the new year, Clair wants a new way to schedule events, while Brianna just wants some things to change. We also announce the end of Salt Cravings - no, for real, episode 69 is going to be the last episode, so get those cravings in! But don't cry, here, let me show you the......Combination Skate Park and Postal Office!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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The season is here,
And with it in jest,
Comes something quite queer,
And a bit under duress.
Salt Cravings is back!
And they crave with a fire,
That'll warm Santa's sack,
And spark up a choir!
Why there's gatherings of friends,
And a visit back home,
Gay films with joyful ends,
And a gift wrapping tome.
Be safe this holiday,
And this whole season too,
Be merry and gay,
And whatever you do,
Absolutely do not ask the Queen for immortality. I cannot stress this enough, it comes at too terrible a cost, it simply isn't worth it. Santa is one thing, but her? No, I would not wish this fate on anyone - oh god, she's coming, I-
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Good evening folks! We are so excited for today's race, but first, a word from our sponsors! Do you wish you could keep those nostalgia goggles on when watching media you loved as a child? Do you desperately want to be in a time loop? Do you want a cohesive and consistent group of friends? Or do you just miss trying on clothes? Well, then Salt Cravings is just the thing for you! Turn up your radio, and......Just Grab The Hog Already!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Monument by Rosetta
Welcome, welcome! To the Salt Cravings masquerade. Yes, if you'll just take off your coat, that'll be great, you can get dancing! Ah, as you remove all your weapons, let me tell you about the cravings we have planned for the evening. Brianna - yes, that Brianna - Brianna will be asking for suggestions for good design software and video games to play with her girlfriend. And Clair - indeed, it is really her - she's asking for ways to go to a metal concert and for leaders to be allowed to make mistakes. Fantastic, and - oh, I nearly forgot. At the end of the evening we will have the premiere of the new, most exciting video game........Skyrim Valley!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Apple Tater Clip
In The Next Life by Kim Petras
Hall of Weenies Spotify playlist
Discord by the Living Tombstone
Tumblr's Failed Convention: The Story of Dashcon by Sarah Z
Discord Halloween Ringtone
welcome.....TO THE SPOOKIEST OF SALT CRAVINGS...Yes, it is time indeed for our Halloween special, an episode so frightening, so disturbing, that it had to be delayed until after Halloween by SEVERAL DAYS. On this episode, our resident vampire Brianna is craving Halloween pop music and the ability to show off some costumes, while everyone's favourite werewolf Clair is craving befriending a ghost and howling at the moon. Together, they will take you on a fantastical, most spooky journey to become the half-ghost you were meant to be and...Redistribute the Ghost Wealth!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Artisanal Butter Video
Prepare yourselves for a Salt Cravings episode with everything you could ever dream of - anarchy, corruption, chemicals, Star Wars, and ABSOLUTELY NO POLITICS. Clair and Brianna apolitically discuss corruption arcs, getting buff, arranging music by vibe, and artisanal, high quality food. They also discuss, at a fan's request, some better content for everyone's favourite Star Wars character Ahsoka Tano, which leads to them offering to do a Star Wars game stream if the audience is interested. They can let them know by submitting Star Wars cravings or topics to [email protected]. Anyway, let's get apolitical in here with a.......K.K. Slider Corruption Arc!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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killedbygoogle.com
Here at the Salt Cravings Inn & Suites, we take pride in ensuring that you have a great experience staying with us. Whether you come alone, or with twenty people who you wish to party with in a small room, we have all the accommodations and amenities you could possibly need. Amenities like...no ICE contracts, RP transmedia accounts, longboarding, and zombie websites. And if you want something a little more out of the ordinary, well then...Welcome to the Blood Party.
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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CW for complex and messy talks about transness, trauma and puberty from 25:00-41:30
CW for conspiracy theories throughout the episode. Anti-mask conspiracy theories from 0:00-2:50, Time Cube from 48:10-53:55, Birds are fake & Covid conspiracy theories from 58:55 to end of the episode.
Hey, kid...listen, there's stuff that the government...isn't telling you. No, I don't mean all the ways in which they enforce structures of oppression...I'm talking about all their dang CONSPIRACIES. You wanna know some things the government doesn't want you to know? They don't want you to know about CROSSOVERS, or TRANS SECOND PUBERTY, or MAKING MORE WEEKENDS, and they definitely don't want you to know about DRONE PHONES. But I'll tell you the ultimate conspiracy, the thing that could destabilize absolutely everything. You need to know how to...Increase the Bird Demand!
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Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell
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Here at the Salt Cravings Stock Exchange we care about one thing - protecting your cravings. Given that the basis of our economy is the idea that some cravings are more popular than others and that makes them Good, we are thankful to be able to bring you the latest news on what cravings are rising in the craving stocks. Up today? A Blaseball tapper, 5-Minute Crafts, replayable memories and tabletop game simulation. We're also noticing a suprising rise in...let me just make sure I'm reading this right, "getting sourdough bread and Corn Pops without leaving your house". So we recommend investing in any of these cravings, but if you must choose one, make it...5-Minute Crafts!
Bigger Than Before
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Content Warning for body horror from 25:50-28:50
We're back, and better than ever! After a momentary dip into a tabletop RPG, we're back to making jokes and- hey, stop that! What are you- give me back the descript- THE THING ABOUT STAR WARS IS THAT THEY- hey, you stop that! We gotta do a description here! We gotta- STAR WARS JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE PERSONHOOD OF BEINGS LIKE CLONES AND DROIDS- no, listen, I get that, but we have to tell the people that this week, Brianna and Clair are craving a quiet fan, fake sports, safe tattoos and- AND STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS! BECAUSE IT'S THE CLOSEST STAR WARS GETS TO CRITICIZING ITSELF- buddy! You forgot about the fan submitted craving for a smooth brain! -AGGGH STAR WARS- okay, I think you need to chill out. Maybe you'll feel better if you go play some...Fortball, It's Real Sportball!
Star Wars Borcs
Star Wars article mentioned in episode
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