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Song parody of a karaoke classic! This one's more fun as a surprise, so I'm not giving it away in the episode title. Lyrics written below for after you've listened!
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Lyrics (Spoilers Below!):
My love for you has never been stronger.
But my lust for certain parts of you has never made me weaker.
(Turn Around)
Every now and then I get a little bit horny for that 2nd way to pound
(Turn Around)
Every now and then I get a little inspired to ask if I can park in the rear
(Turn Around)
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that your butt and mind aren't open to try
(Turn Around)
Every now and then I get a little bit scared my sweat will drip directly into your eyes
(Turn Around Ass Time)
That's the time I'm reading on my clock
(Turn Around Ass Time)
Hungry booties love to feed on cock
And I need you now tonight
I'm behind you more than ever
But if your sphincter's squeezing tight
We'll be poking around forever
And I'm glad that your sheets are not white
'Cause some shit could go down
Together we'll explore the beauty of your behind
Just do a little douching 1st if you don't mind (if you don't mind)
Plus my aim is often off when we f*ck in the dark
You said you tried it once with your ex-boyfriend Mark
I really need you tonight
If anal's gonna start tonight
Will anal really start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in lust
Now I spread your butt cheeks apart
I'll leave it up to you if I can
Thrust in the slit where you fart
Once upon a time I'd fuck pussy all night
But making love is truly an art
It's a master-piece-of-ass when I
Thrust in the slit where you fart
[The magic happens]
(Turn Around Ass Time)
It's already half-past ass o'clock
(Turn Around Ass Time)
Hungry booties love to feed on cock
And I need you now tonight
(And I need you)
I'm behind you more than ever
But since your sphincter's squeezing tight
(Squeezy sphincter)
We might be stuck like this forever
And I'm glad that your sheets were not white
Still you shouldn't look down
Together we explored the beauty of your behind
I'm gonna do a happy dance now if you don't mind
(Why would she mind?)
I f*cked you in your bed, in the butt, and in the dark
It wasn't my best work but it was better than Mark
I really need you tonight
Since anal sex has started tonight
It kinda sorta started tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in lust
Then I spread your butt cheeks apart
We're together in the end as I
Thrust in the slit where you fart
Thrust in the slit where you fart
Thrust in the slit where you fart
Fart Fart
That was a fun-ass time
Hopefully not the last time you turn around -
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Part 2 of my chat with Natalie and Jon, founders of Chicago's queer-centered dance party, SLUTS. The convo gets way dirtier and the Slutty Awards get way weirder.
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A montage of Queer Quick Questions from micro-interviews I conducted at NYC's Pride Parade!
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Natalie and Jon are founders of Chicago's queer-centered dance party, SLUTS. They also are sluts. Us three sluts chat about kink, their podcast, and their ENM journeys. I also drop a surprise award show on them: the Slutty Awards. Part 1 of a 2-parter!
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Part 2 of my chat with the horniest intersex person I know. This half is a lot dirtier. Yyyaaasss.
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Extra segments from my chats with Raven Rose, HiThereCatSuit, cumslutj, and Jesska.
Confused about what you're listening to? Then check out episodes 95, 97, 98, and 99!
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Learn about being intersex with my spicy anonymous guest, Jasmine! Part one of a two part conversation. We also improv some ads so awkwardly, they may as well be called subtracts.
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Enjoy this mini-episode previewing my appearance on Chelsea's "The Birds & the Bee" podcast!
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There comes a time in every podcast's life where they go through changes.
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My top 100 moments!
of the 1st 100 episodes!
each under 100 seconds!
all under 100 minutes!
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The Vegas Sphere, Shadow Sex, and Bob Dole.
The FINAL episode before the big one features the most popular guest that sure loves a big one... Jesska! Her popularity rubs off as we rub off to the most popular porn vids that appear from random keyword searches. Let all the oligarchs, warlocks, and muchaaaachos know: this is a good one.
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Spirograph Boob Art, a Cum Diet, and James and the Giant Peach.
FetLife celebrities are just like us! Not knowing who you're fucking at a gangbang, stripping naked outside someone's front door, making bank through Craigslist escorting- wait. Is this relatable? Eh, who cares, it's hella fun to chat about! Cumslutj has had some epically naughty stories to share, and now she can add this podcast to that list. We also play "Fetish or Fake-ish," and it's hard. Just like YOU might be if you give this episode a listen.
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Vac Bed, U2 Lyrics, and a Rubber Tomb.
HiThereCatsuit has been hosting the What Women* (*and other wonderful humans) Want podcast since October of 2020 with over 150 episodes. We chat about creative masturbation ideas, predicament bondage, and THIRTY SEVEN DOMINATRIXES. I can confidently say that record won't ever be broken. Enjoy the earworm of my dumb "dom-dom" ditty.
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Extra segments from my chats with Juno, Sarah Lace, Dee It Yi, and Verónica. No extra segments from Frank Noir, unfortunately. So there won't be any jarring moments where I insert a nonsense word in place of a word that's supposed to epiglottis there.
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Cirque du Sluttay, Kinky Camping, and Butt Pancakes.
Cum one, cum all, to the greatest sex show on earth! Stripper/porn actress Raven Rose ringleads us through her ideal sex circus. We also chat about Sybian races, fleshing, balloon play, take down and capture scenes, cock warming... the list goes on and on. We get interrupted by a crawling cow AND I kick off the episode with a SUPER SPECIAL LIFE UPDATE!
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My Hero Academia, Squirting, and the Aristocats.
I'm sexcited for you all to meet my impressively slutty Argentinian friend/partner. We chat about her group sex experiences, slut safety tips, and she tries to guess a handful of bizarre Urban Dictionary terms. When she's wrong, I ZZAAPP her nipple with a Neon Wand. ¡Ay!
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Textilstrand, Spunk, and a Giant Rubber Duckie.
It's about time I got an erotica writer on the show. And some seniority, because at 62, Frank Noir beats the record for oldest guest so far! We chat about his writing history and style, Danish/German sex culture, and play the game "Re-Wrote-Ica" where I replace random worms to make the stories mush less sexy.
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Chastity Cages, a Norman Rockwell Painting, and a Sex-Addicted Muppet.
Mistress D (now known as Dee It Yi) is back after 82 episodes! We play a game of "Sexie Show... and Tell!" by sharing stories associated with various toys and accessories. $10 patrons get to see the objects we're talking about. For all you free listeners, you'll have to make due with such verbal descriptions as "a Christmas tree holder going through a goth phase."
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Nipple Face, The Lawnchair Pose, and Kida from Atlantis.
Dat Ass! Okay, now that I got that out of the way… Sarah talks all about her Honduran heritage, being a marine, and what she did all day instead of attending seminars at XBIZ Miami (here’s a hint, it rhymes with shuckin’). She also becomes the 1st guest to twerk on the show and the whole episode ends with Casting Couch Mad Libs!
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